₦airaland Forum

That's right!

Reminiscent of the dog-baboon blood analogies and the do-or-DIE paraphrases credited to our politicians, being careful can't be enough. Be paranoid. I am.

Let me get this straight.

Is Asari not the militant guy who claimed he is no longer a Nigerian, but a Beninoise.

Are there no internal wranglings in the PDP of high profile members claiming responsibility for the stoning of our very own Commander-in-Chief?

And the constitution still upholds that I have the freedom of association? But Amaechi (a seating governor) and Sylvia's lives are here publicly threatened by a self-proclaimed non-Nigerian and must be forced to join the PDP. Like seriously? Is this some Banana United?

Let Asari and his paymasters beware. You may threaten is as individuals with your ill-got money and fame, but the slow mills of justice grind exceedingly small.

'There are no great nations, only great people'

LRNZH:
You guys have obviously not read through the comments on the thread.

People familiar with the Segun Adewale guy say he has business in the aviation sector hence his nickname Aeroland.
Himself and his supporters campaign with sporadic gunshots in their neighbourhoods. His political foe is alleging to be shot at and you're saying what?
Winch cry for night, pikin die for morning .....

Chairman, why you quote me come dey talk off-point naw? Wetin I dey talk, wetin you dey talk?

I was obviously expecting too much.

@op, I'd thought I was going to be seeing pictures of the (dis)honourable man, in black denim, garbed with a bullet-oroof vest, one knee deeply buried in the sand wielding a police special .38 aiming shots at windows glassess for bull's eye. But alas, studio shots of one hungry tout was posted to torture our senses.

Usman212s:
pray for us please. this is the worst attack ever unleashed Maiduguri

Peace be still in Jesus name. May the LORD grant us peace and protect us from all ill. We rebuke the bloodsucking demon inhabiting the hearts of the propagators of the Boko Haram insurgency.

HugeCock:
He should have accepted d gift, sold d car and donated 80% of the money to charity

And again, the voice of Judas Iscariot.

Cutehector4u:
Why such uncommon sense dsplayed by pastor bakare. If he knew dat mnany millions of nigerians r wallowin in poverty then he should hav taken d ride and sold it, used the money to feed the internally displaced people in the north east.

Same voice of Iscariot.

TomTom menthol advert.

ogunvic41:
How many key(s) do u have?
Some dealers in lagos give one key and keep the extra, they will later come to steal the car

A friend's friend took me to get a 2002 Corolla somewhere on Ikorodu road. We made payments, got someone to get car papers and number plate for us. One of the dealer's boy's offered to help wash the car, and we headed to eat before everything is set as the car was to be taken to Warri same day. I locked the car and we went away with the key.

I deliberately kept my own car keys in the driver's seat in a pattern before our departure, having heard about this possibility before - and I told my friend I was checking and would ask before we go.

We came back to discover the car had been opened in our absence. We made a lot of noise and threats and collected the spare key.

I trust some. But I verify all.

En route Ilorin yesterday, on the Ibadan-Oyo expressway, I was 'jejely' doing my regular when this small righty Nissan Micra filled my mirror. Say wetin? I just allowed him. I was a little above 140.

Considering that I intended to do a round trip and the journey was getting boring since I left the Lagos-Ibadan expressway, this was the raise I sought. I allowed him disappear the slope, it's orange uk plate dulling against the gathering ray.

My humble 2.0 understood the challenge and took the torch to the transmission. Eating up the hill at 140 with rpm threatening 4000, as the topography eased into a windy slope, the transmission eased to its last and surged the hideous car into the ferrying wind.

As a rule for the health of my loyal old dog, I don't like pushing her beyond 170.

Oh! The Micra? It must have been in reverse mode.

My return trip was more fun but I'm too lazy to type.

#myInfinitirocks

barcanista:
Brother, life is short, this explanation is making it complicated

Gbenga na big man sabi oga for computer.

Him talk say Ait lie lie over this internet vote matter.
For example, after the last dot for ip address the number whey dey there no suppose pass 255, but Ait even put reach say 293. Which e mean say, na dem just formulate those numbers put- no be any browser address.

Na so.

Nothing do you.

The issue of illiteracy is a great problem in this country no doubt. I am yet to know if it is deliberate mental recess or sheer menopause of the brain?

It especially beats me how the PDP supporters on here unilaterally concluded that by Fashola speaking in favour of sanity in the system, it implied he is planning to join the PDP.

One may then wonder less if truism is alien to their party.

Creamish:
ok so initially, i tot No.3 is the lie but now, im tilting towards No.2....

You saw through me!

Yes, I have a great foreign mum but hey, she's not Senegalese.

cao:
Correct, still can't drive.

Care for driving lessons?

EnlightenedSoul:
I have the memory of a Redwood (I don't forget, I file away)

The cup is always less than half full, and I have to fill it.

I don't know how to relax.

Your number 3 is a lie. You know how to relax very well. The reason is simple. You are here talking Redwood and filled cups and claim to know not how to relax.

My turn:

1. I can speak and write 5 languages very well
2. I have a Senegalese mother
3. I am to typing this on my bed

prettyjennifer:
Siqht Yhu

May you and all of yours never sight 'mutuwa' this year and beyond.

ilugunboy:
Agbaje would not get up to 30% of votes in Lagos....LASAA or no LASAA.

Maybe more. But not enough to carry the day.

ARKdiscloser7:
The same thing Rocha's is doing in IMO state.
Why is APC afraid of PDP.

You mean you want someone to dedicate his time and begin enumerating the many 'things' PDP is capable of?

Anybody in his right should be afraid of PDP.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You will have a broken home if you are from one.

Jakpon:
RESULT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN THE SIX GEO-POLITICAL ZONES

1) DR GOODLUCK JONATHAN - PRESIDENT NIGER DELTA REPUBLIC

2)MAJ.GEN MOHAMMODU BUHARI - PRESIDENT AREWA REPUBLIC

3)ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR - PRESIDENT KANEM BORNU REPUBLIC

4)PREOFESSOR YEMI OSINBAJO - PRESIDENT ODUA REPUBLIC

5) THEODORE ORJI - PRESIDENT BIAFRA REPUBLIC

6) SEN DAVID MARK - PRESIDENT MIDDLE BELT REPUBLIC

Deep.

Where There's no law, there's no crime.


No be hin fault.

Waiting for the e-rats to leave the issue and focus on Dabiri's personal life.

Waiter! One baron de valys here. Make I quick mix am with my zobo before the roaches come.

Double post.

Very funny if anyone takes this seriously.

d33types:
EXACTLY same happened to my Honda accord 97.it eventually normalised after I had my radiator cleaned/washed of debris.

.

Done it.

Issue improved but problem persists.

Again, thanks anyway.

kidwave:
What do you think? Was it a wise move? Will you do same for your daughter or will u flog her mercilessly?

I see, it runs in the family!

d33types:
EXACTLY same happened to my Honda accord 97.it eventually normalised after I had my radiator cleaned/washed of debris.

Thanks boss. Going to get that done ASAP

Only reminds me of Nairalander Yuzedo earlier last year.

Ahahhahhahahha ahha.

Nairaland should not venture into this trap.

Politicians spend 4 years, at most 8. Nairaland will ruin her future by pitching tents with terminal politicians.

Let the flow continue as is.