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Seems someone is not taking her husby's historical phone call with a lot of benevolence.

Seems someone is not takng her husby's historical phone call with a lot of benevolence.

joedejana:
Bet it with me, he'll go Scot free.

He might as well go American-free.

IVORY2009:
Look closely... He is holding money in his hand, do u need eyeglasses?

This can be easily argued.

You see me in front of a barber/shop holding money, does it mean I am paying for an haircut?

On a lighter side, see how they all had their eyes glued on the 'ball'.

Wow wow wow... There's a battle going on here.

osmodes:
We've been friends since when I was in secondary school, we finished same year and we made our WAEC that same year, so we decide to work for a while and we both did that at Tantalizers, same outlet for two years. After that, we both decide to quit and learn something that could sustain us when we get to school. I learn computer engineering at Ikeja and she also ventured into fashion designing and for the whole time we were good friends.
During this long time, we were close friends and we talk about our relationships but she is just not lucky to av a working one, she has been jilted, betrayed, cheated on and even duped with cash, body and materially. (Despite her caring, loving and good heart).
Without any reasonable cause, guys will just stop talking to her and when she calls to ask if she has wronged them or something, all they told her is they can't continue. No more, No less.
Now we are both in the same university, 300l although in different discipline.
Last year, it happened that her 1yr relationship crumbled just as it use to be but prior to that time I stop seeing my gf cause we had a rough semester. So we are more like not dating although still talking. Now my friend and I are both single. So we go to parties, outings, cinemas and gyms together, more than we use to do before since their is no him or her for either us again, so we av the whole time only classes gives us breaks.
On Feb 14th, 2015. We both agreed to take the friendship to relationship cos we thought we are good a friends and our parents even thought we were dating before then, so its not gonna be new if we do.
Now, the relationship is just a month and some days but I don't find her as interesting as that friend that I use to know. Before we started this whole relationship thing, I do call her thrice or twice at least everyday, but now I hardly call her in a day and when she calls, I find it difficult to pick up. We haven't had sex but I've kissed her and am not seeing any girl yet, But I 'm just not happy been around her.
Can someone pls help me out on wah to do? Am losing a friend and the relationship thing isn't working. Don't just know maybe I should breakup with her. And if I breakup, will I still av my friend? Just thinking, is she carrying a curse or E-luck?

Friends are for ever. Tell her exactly what you have written here.

If she's indeed your friend, you will need to help her analyse and conquer that detracts lovers from her.

Please help! She's already shouting.

trillville:
If I were buhari, I would insist that jega continues. We need a person Nigerians perceive as fair and balanced.

As the saying goes, if it isn't broken, don't fix it. Buhari should also keep the minister of agriculture too.

#BabaWhenYouGetThere please and please keep that Agric Minister. Please.

Ghan ghaun... film trick!

God protect us. Teach us to also learn to safety attitudes.

I celebrate them on their unusual escape. And easy and quick recovery for the injured.

Slavery. The word suffers abuse! No man is more slave than another in matters regarding matrimony. The word is 'Help'. When viewed thus, both parties are wont to appreciate each other's gestures when made.

When in doubt, buy a washing machine. QED

Have you ever heard a jolly good news? Well, this is one!

Your source though.

No be today.

Oga Fasho,you see, you got it wrong sir. It is 'ordinary stealing' you are calling corruption!

No be today naw. Sorry presidency.

lantres000:

lantres000 post=31937526:
Good Morning Fellow Naira landers
I will appreciate a friendly advice from you guys on here.
I was having few issues with my Girl friend until we took a 2 weeks break. While i was away from Town on course we got talking on the phone and she told me she misses me so much, that we should give our relationship a shot one last time when am back.
Fast forward to today i got to her office at close of work and we sat down at the reception and then we tried talking,and out of the blue our voices was getting too loud,so i hailed a cab that took us to some bar where we could talk. Well we were making sense and then she called a cab to take us both to her house(We were not done talk anyway). Getting to her place she told the cab to take me home and am like why will you pull me from the bar down to your house. Well i insisted i wasn't leaving and to my surprise she called up her Estate security on me to walk me out of her apartment. Wow i was so angry and i stared right into her eyes and told her "my only regret was spending time trying to mend fences with a LovePeddler like you". She burst into tears immediately and then i walked away.
Getting home i sent her an sms that i don't regret using that word. Guys as i type this 5 Hours later my conscience is giving me a sleepless night and i so wish to honor my SMS that i don't regret using that word, but truly from the dept of my heart am sorry . Do you think we are done and Dusted?
Note: Please forgive me for my foul Language i just wanted to let you know the gravity of my offense

Well, she probably wanted to play hard-to-get, and probably verify how much you want the relationship back by hoping you will renew the chase. She got her fingers burnt instead!

You ddnt do well by not keeping your calm. You failed a smple everyday test for a man.

Call/SMS her back and apologise for your abuse of words even if you don't intend to continue with the relationship. Chances are that you wll be forgiven but she will NEVER forget that you betrayed her trust at time.

Apologise. It is good for your health. Shriek that ego.

I was fortunate to watch the live event on Ait. Amechi in that brief but witty appearance encouraged people to build their own brands -names. He stated that people would at a time refer to him as "that is Rotimi, Fidelis Amechi's son' but now people refer to his father and say 'that is Pa Fidelis, Governor Amechi's father'

That made sense to me. Never knew someone was going to pick offence on that.

FFK, SHAME!

Pr0ton:
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Brilliant riddle.

Poor middle/workng class Lagos city dweller. The best we can do is spend our lives at traffic and work.

Poor people. In fact we know these facts and more, better than the op, but you see, the excuses are overwhelming. I hope someone in this forum or elsewhere suggests ways this can be achieved.

PEREP:
If you are Voting, remember;

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and toll the road, you are genius.

If you increase school fees as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;

If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

They are part of those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, El Rufai, etc, but are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name

I am an APC supporter but I can't fault your claim.

The truth is constant. The truth too includes that both parties are 2 dens of robbers, we are only talking about the den that is led by a lion..

Remember: A pride of lions led by a sheep will soon be routed by a herd of sheep led by a lion.

Another sad day for an ordinary Nigerian family.

Leaving home this morning, wife and children would have bade him farewell unaware of the coward pun lurking in their acts.

Rest in PEACE Sam. The hustle is over.

patonyx1:
There was no shooting incidence in Oshodi today. I guess it was just a rumour initiated by someone..

Sorry, but pictures or idontbelieveit.

Kindly post pictures of Uncle 'Someone' initiating the rumour. Thank you.

From my personal experience :

Mobil - never! Except you run out of gas in front of their station. I don't know the kind of meters they use. Bad experiences in Mobil Ahmadu Bello VI, Oregun Rd, by Awolowo junction, and Wempco Junction Ogba have taught me better.

NNPC- Including the so called Mega Stations are frauds too. I had this myth that they were the best until their station in Asa Dam Rd, Ilorin couldn't fill my 60 litre tank with 7000 at 97 and I asked them to stop.

ASCON is good. My wife always claims. I am yet to verify that except the op is proving it too.

Oando - I think the op should change the Oando stations he's visited. The ones on Isheri Rd, opp GTB, Ojodu-Berger, and on the express from Otedola Bridge linking Ojodu-Berger are good. Fills same tank with a little above 5000.

Didn't know about the MRS thing but I will include them now.

TOTAL is the filing station I am always looking for, however unkempt the station may look.

These submissions are based on my personal experiences. You can go prove with your soft-earned money.

Just run.

Google is your friend.

Godwin's law suggests that the longer an internet based conversation takes, the higher the likelihood that that conversation will lead to allusions of Hitler and WWII. Or, all internet based conversations end up discussing Hitler when dragged for too long.

In Nigeria, I guess it will have to be say, Nairaland Forum's Law that the longer all conversation on ill and crime takes, the higher the propensity to attack the religion of and tribal group whose name and location best integrate the 'criminals''.

Copyright.

Come on you mean a journalist scaled this news over the editor?

"Mercedes Benz Jeep" indeed!

orbis:
Bro...The headline says about 600....it might be more or less . It wasn't specifically 600. Hopes this helps. Happy sunday

My brother... May you find favour this week o jare.

Cheers.

So, again, who stopped, took a census of the dead, confirmed all were Boko Haram members and found they were exactly 600, not say 606, 521, or 62?

Boring...

2fine2fast:
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe

How many times did I call u?
You are a BASTARD

Very good humour.

Like that Sterling Ban Bank ad, just ONE VOTE is all we require from every ONE voter.

It's one vote. That's all we need from every Nigerian.

koboko69:
this mofo probably means 1 million.

2fine2fast:
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe

How many times did I call u?
You are a BASTARD

Very bad humour.

Like that Sterling Ban Bank ad, just ONE VOTE is all we require from every ONE voter.

It's one vote. That's all we need from every Nigerian.

2fine2fast:
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe
Doyin okugbe

How many times did I call u?
You are a BASTARD

Very good humour.

Like that Sterling Ban Bank ad, just ONE VOTE is all we require from every ONE voter.

It's one vote. That's all we need from every Nigerian.

3ace:
Originated by Gazzuzz.

I'm tired of having to always explain to the Kazeems that the 'oyibos' who made the car are way smarter than you the graduate quack apprentice of another quack 'oga'.

When I tell Kazeem that the Nigerian temperature is nothing compared to certain oyibo temperatures they don't believe.

The thermostat must be removed! The fan must be relayed to run with the ignition! "Ah oga, your car go do over-heating o. This our weather no be like their own over there"

I remembered the day I told a radiator Kazeem that running the fan directly will increase fuel consumption. Without even asking for explanations he laughed so hard, I couldn't miss the sneer. He called on the other Kazeems to come have a good laugh too.

Well, we thank Kazeem for upping the sales at Ladipo.

teemanbastos:
Juxt by the way.[question 4 the
day]
People stone thieves but they don't
stone corrupt people.
Mr president was stoned in Bauchi.
What does dat imply?!

"... Ordinary stealing people will be saying it is corruption" Goodluck Jonathan 2014.

I just expantiated on your riddle ni o...

All I saw was that the guy with the six-pack abs got 2 babes.

E don tey...