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Unlimited22:
https://x.com/i/status/2017303445322059847

Lmao. As per freaking usual.

I posted a link to this but mods decided it mustn't be seen.

Unlimited22:
Just like James Comey, Hunter Biden, Letitia James, nothing will happen to Don Lemon and all you would have achieved is given people yet another stick to attack you with.

This us why I so love these magas. They produce their own stick and attack themselves.

Vote dump!

Unlimited22:
This admin keeps doing phenomenally stupid things


Why go after Don Lemon, knowing how much the narrative is turning against you? Especially after a judge had rejected this and another said there was no evidence he was committing a crime?

You're just amplifying another martyred voice.

Na wa o 😩

Remember when dump went after Trudeau of Canada?

Trudeau and his party were toast and were heading for a loss in the election. Then dump put his mouth, and my very good knowledgeable and experienced Carney of Trudeau's party won.

Vote dump!

I was not hoping for a coup, and no matter how much you claim I'm hoping for a coup, I'm still not hoping for a coup.

Vote for Peter Obi!

Tgini:
people get pregnant in their 70's ooo . but i take my offer back

Well, I'm not those people, and I don't need a houseboy, so we good.

Tgini:
i hate that i have to generalize but it is what it is . everyone wants a ready made man yet forgetting it takes time for boys to grow into men.

You don't hate to generalise. If you hated to generalise you wouldn't generalise. It's ignorant to generalise too, because you must know women who don't fit your generalisation, but you choose to ignore them.

I, after all, don't need a ready made man, since I'm very ready made myself. So what would I need a ready made man for when I can make a man ready myself.

But hey! Perhaps you are a boy whom we need to wait for to become a man and then ready. You'd likely think different then, as one smart boy implied below.

Tgini:
na old age when your kids are grown you go realise say marriage dey important

I think this make America great again is a scam, and dump is more like Making China great.

Some have said he's working for Putin, but I think he's working for Xi.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mcJq-fhu4?si=Li_S6RMBHgbFOl1h

I think you should not bet your kidneys away so easily. You might find you're useless without them.

BAILMONEY:

CURSED RELIGION
I FIT BET MY KIDNEY SAY THIS MAN SORRY WOMAN NA GAY
WEY HER WIFE DEY SEF
WHAT A JOKE 🤣🤣

Tgini:
Don't mind the women of nowadays, everybody wants to form big .

I feel you. You assume all the women on Nairaland are "women of nowadays".

Tgini:
All these online warriors and their imaginary tales. Oya go and marry make you buy that 3m wedding gown ,but if marriage doesn't find you , you can reach out to me , i would make you my 3rd baby mama if you are fine ooo and my spec. Don't worry you will be well taken care of.

Are you sure you'd like to make a grandparent with children who are themselves married, your 3rd baby mama?

I mean, it's not like you can possibly get me pregnant at my age even if you are brave enough to mount me, which I very much doubt along with your supposed ability to take care of me since I very comfortably take care of my self.

BreakingNews21:
Mr. Man has beef with the leaders of Canada and the UK. I've never seen anything like this before.


UK news
Trump warns UK against doing business with China after Starmer visits Beijing – UK politics live
It comes after the US president threatened to impose tariffs on Canada if it went through with economic deals struck with China

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/jan/30/donald-trump-keir-starmer-china-uk-us-trade-deals-tariffs-latest-news

He thinks he can order our elected prime minister who we do business with.

Some ignore Carney. I think it's because he is way too advanced for some who don't understand what he said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a5Jzn8YAQY?si=cL1f-XCN9-9GgfI2

Samantha125:
I don't have any marriage failure policy, I'm just living in the real world and being realistic.

Like I said, no one gets married with the intention of getting a divorce, but sometimes life can happen, so you just need to prepare yourself for anything ahead of time.

That's your policy, and I'm not suggesting you change it.

I don't waste my energy mitigating the bad life that might happen because I'm way too busy creating and preparing for the good life I want and will make happen.

I think that's where we differ. Sometimes, life happens to you, like you are a passive recipient of life, while I actively create the life I want.

Tgini:
Let her rent the gown 50k whose gonna know ? You women just like unnecessary expenses. If he's broke after the wedding the same woman will be complaining .

Ask Workch for her contact details and tell her what you want her to do please, because, as far as I'm concerned, she can wear a black lylon bag if she wants since she's not asking me to pay for her wedding dress.

Know that if I were marrying Workch, I'd be buying myself a ₦3m wedding gown because I can afford it and he must be worth me spending that much to present him with the queen he is marrying. Also note that he'd be so worth it that I'd also offer to fund the entire wedding, because, like I said, he must be worth me marrying or I wouldn't be wasting my time and money. I already have a house big enough for us to live in, note, and I earn enough to feed us and our 2-3 future children if he can't.

Sorry Workch, I'd never marry you because....., well, you know why.

Greyworld:
Sorry to say, you are neither here nor there. Like your position on the matter is topsy turvy.

The bright side is that my post is not meant for you, so your lack of understanding of my position shouldn't matter to you.

princeade86:
Stop the hyping of wedding pls. What happens to our own culture wedding dress. Must we do oyinbo own by sewing wedding and wear suit? We always overdo in this country. Na so them go push u till u go go bank to borrow loan and use it for wedding. After wedding, na she go still dey lament if u dey pay loan and can't provide well for the house and last last,d marriage go sc@rter. Cut ur clothes according to ur clothes.

Workch has not said (least not by when I commented), that his wife wants to sew oyinbo wedding dress, so I don't know why you'd assume she does not want to sew her "own culture wedding dress".

As for "hyping of wedding", perhaps you should tell Workch, who created a thread to hype his intention to marry, not to bother because it displeases you, since I'm not the one ordering him to marry.

I agree with your "Cut ur clothes according to ur clothes", though if I wrote it would be, 'cut your dress according to your cloth'.

Samantha125:
Yep... I'm proactive in nature, I always think ahead and prepare for any unforeseen circumstances.

And if you think that's bizarre, let me shock you even more, I have a funeral policy for the day of my funeral, my funeral expenses are already sorted in advance...

Having a funeral policy, is, I'd think, very different to having a policy that ones marriage might fail, since dying, which might result in a funeral, is inevitable, and a failed marriage is not.

Your marriage failure policy sounds like a policy a friend of mine has of always watching their back. I tell them that where I live there's lots of street furniture (light poles, traffic lights, dustbins, sign posts, idíots on phones, traffic, etc), I'd more likely walk into if I don't watch where I'm going.

But as you say, "Well, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it".

Dzzzz:
You did not read anything bro..”She wants to hire a tailor to sew”not she sewing it herself..

Read please.

Workch:
sorry, my mistake. I corrected that.
Her, her mom and my mom, they all want to go gaga over this wedding thing. Is it a woman thing?

MrBadNews:
I will do that,
they claimed the person that sold the land is illegal, that makes us not the rightful owners of the land

They are crooks! If the person who sold the land is illegal, they'd have confronted your father when he was building on it!

Tgini:
oya help him 300k for wedding gown , people wey don dey lash each other how many years wan package themselves as present with 300k ? As how now ?

Why should I help him with 300k for wedding gown?

Is he wedding for me or do you just want to show how lazy you are to read my posts on this thread?

MrBadNews:
It's the community chairman.

Agbero chairman!

Ask them what they want and negotiate, though I'd rather a bad ass lawyer and court.

MrBadNews:
......said that their community chairman wants to see us....

....and they told me that we don't have any land

Sounds to me like it wasn't the community chairman who is the "they that told" you?

I can just imagine me standing there and asking them if they are suggesting my father built a house on land he stole from them or what?

First, I'd go to the oga of the community leader (in my Yorubanland it would be the Oba) and complain. Then I'd go get some bad ass lawyer to fight this for me, though I'm very certain negotiating a small fee is the wiser thing to do.

Faith0:
Democrats, however, have warned they will not accept informal assurances or executive actions in place of legislation.

He should just inform them!

Faith0:
Trump told a cabinet meeting he had just spoken to Venezuela’s interim president Delcy Rodriguez “and informed her that we’re going to be opening up all commercial airspace over Venezuela.”

Reminds me of how he informed S. Korea to sign a deal to invest $350m to make dump great again.

Basically, he 'informs' people, and thinks it's a deal.

Workch:
He who paid the price, gets the cheating right (seem almost like that).

If she reads this, she might ask for a ₦3m wedding dress so you can get as much cheating rights as your heart desires!

dollytino4real:
u van see dat the guy is broke how will he eat and pay 4 d skill

I specifically chose mechanic.

He doesn't pay. He goes to the oga mechanic and begs to let him sweep floor and run errands.

And he doesn't eat until he sweats!

Life is hard like that.

Workch:
it's well. You just don't get it but it's well

I do get it! I just don't get it like you want it got.

And to be sincere with you, I strongly disapprove of your entire thread. You shouldn't be inviting Nairaland toxic into this very serious matter that you ought to resolve with your future wife. And I hope, no, pray you don't invite us into your marriage!

Workch:
I want to be married by just doing the traditional wedding. I want to be in a marriage, I am not in for the whole wedding overhyping. I see beyond that wedding day

Then you better learn that a marriage is when you stop thinking "I want", and learn to say "we".

And stop seeing only that day and her ₦300k dress, because what you see on your wedding day might define your entire marriage!

Workch:
sorry, my mistake. I corrected that.
Her, her mom and my mom, they all want to go gaga over this wedding thing. Is it a woman thing?

I think Nairaland has spoiled you. Are you sure you are not one of those redpill boys?

Wedding is the ceremony of the joining of two human beings who want to commit to each other and likely create life. If you are not going gaga over it, perhaps you ain't yet ready.

Workch:
it's funny to me seriously. All these wedding brouhaha, I can't even understand why renting a gown is a bad idea aside some brouhaha

"All these wedding brouhaha"? Are you sure you are ready to get married?

Personally, I don't agree with this your "renting a gown". It makes me think of renting a husband, and I'm very certain you don't want to be rented.

I think she wants to present herself to you gift wrapped in good packaging, so she should buy the packaging with her own money instead of asking you to buy packaging for her.

Workch:
okay, I think you don't get it. She want to hire a tailor that will sew the wedding dress for 300k.

You wrote "sew for herself", and not "She want to hire a tailor", which is not "want to sew for herself"!

Tell her to use her own money! No be only she dey marry!

Incidentally, how much will your own wedding dress cost?

And congratulations!

odinga1of:
Can you read the diary?

Abi na Airtel dey jonz for my side. It's showing blank

Yes, I can read Naptu2's diary. Below is his latest post.