₦airaland Forum

Enwhen:
I believe many like myself will be ready to fight the enemies of Nigeria

I would believe you when you start to recognise who enemies of Nigeria are. Unfortunately, Christians are enemies of Muslims, Fulanis are enemies of Hausas, Igbos are enemies of Osu and PDP is enemy of APC, yet, last time I checked, we are all Nigerians and enemies of one another!

Who are the enemies of Nigeria, Enwhen?

And all the online wailers who never left their homes gave themselves headaches over this.

We should list businesses you "can't start with a million naira" or was that a typo?

Either ways, don't bother. Just give the million naira to me!

The opposition is creating jobs for wailers so one must commend them.

2 months, and you didn't know? Did you finally find the contract it signed when it moved in?

GalaticHorde:
what's also funny is, I might be wrong but you expected him to be more intelligent than his post revealed

You are wrong, but its funny you were so wrong

And no. One can't make it up.

ManirBK:
That means America no get
somebody like Femi Fanikayode,
Mathew kuka, WOLE Soyinka,
Falana SAN and finally Christian
Association of United State

Oh, just you see the base already commented!

And a certain Commander in Chief will soon tweet, "Hijabs my orange nose!"

Jayy10:
Why would I give a rat's butt about two grown up agbayas who got married to themselves and "got divorced" because of two celebrities who don't give a rat's butt about them? Lol.

Me too, I'm wondering. Yet here we are, obviously giving a rats ass about "about two grown up agbayas who got married to themselves and "got divorced" because of two celebrities who don't give a rat's butt about them"!

If we didn't "give a rat's butt about two grown up agbayas who got married to themselves and "got divorced" because of two celebrities who don't give a rat's butt about them", we'd move on.

But if we are not very careful, I see us trading post after post claiming we don't "give a rat's butt about two grown up agbayas who got married to themselves and "got divorced" because of two celebrities who don't give a rat's butt about them"!

I better stop now before someone points out that we "give a rat's butt about two grown up agbayas who got married to themselves and "got divorced" because of two celebrities who don't give a rat's butt about them".

Someone say, "bubu pushed him"!

atorioke:
Ogunbiyi pleaded guilty to the same offense in December and was sentenced to time served. He spent about two and a half months in jail, according to court records.

http://www.atorioke.xyz/2020/02/15/u-s-woman-going-to-jail-for-fake-1500-marriage-with-nigerian/

Mynd44 Lalasticlala

After which he will be deported!

Jayy10:
OP, give me one reason why I should give rat's butt.

But you did. Give a "rat's butt". Lol.
It's why you posted the above.

twerkjack:
posting this just because u love Nairaland comments.

They should be fined for getting married in the first place!

Horlufemi:
There's free 3d software. Download SketchUp free for your laptop. Create your model. I'll create mine. We upload and compare.

You game?

I'll like to bet 100k 500k you won't get the signs of the heavens cos won't be feasible on your model.

Stop making bets with a mad man!

jpworld:
When Jesus visited Israel, Africa doesn't have a single human being, You can only find lion, goat, pig and other animals in Africa.

Who taught you this?

Was Egypt in some other continent when Moses was saying "Let my people go"?

profolaolu:
Non because all was just assumption and presumption, no camera was available during Jesus Christ period

However, we can create an image from scripture though we are warned against images since they are limiting, but if one don't mind sinning, it would be "educate yourself and don't be stupid and ignorant and easily deceived", as we learn from the story of the Temptation on the Mountain, and be peaceful, and love one another and even your enemies, etc.

But I'm certain that's not what the op meant as Jesus is an actual picture, to him.

Hello pig. You are not a pig because of whom you date or marry. You are a pig, period!

But don't swerve. I easily handle pork like you.

Arthur21:
Hello mangina,
so a man becomes a pig for his choice on who to marry/date?

You want to believe ancient humans did not rape apes?

If we don't restrain many modern humans they'd rape apes!

They should keep their 60m. Its a useless drop in the ocean!

If US removes subsidies of almost $200b their farmers get US can come buy Nigeria instead of their fake investment!

Some people believe that...

Funny the interviewer is so concerned that "Some people believe that" .

I wonder if s/he thinks for him/herself at all.

thatigboman:
quote me when they reply you. All I said is 100% the truth

That's not how it works thati. One single person does not go and save you all. The way it works is those who wish to make a difference and a change go and tweet them too or share, love and retweet someone elses tweet, and when those tweeted see the numbers and momentum they take notice.

But I guess you do want to make a difference so you'd not sit on your hands and watch.

chatinent:
But apart from what the Biafrans think, let's be discreet: shey Nigeria no be like zoo?

Are you an animal?

This is very responsible of them indeed.

While medical professionals all over the world are gearing up for Corona Virus, "the Medical and Dental Consultant’s Association of Nigeria (MDCAN) members will pull out from all Teaching Hospitals in the country"!

You hear? We have not progressed because we lie too much and tell half truths!

chatinent:
You are quick to label one an antichrist.

I did not label one antichrist! Antichrist is the name that he's chosen for himself!

chatinent:
Bros, so far heaven doesn't say so (the Bible), it's uncalled for to say so.

There are many who think like you do. See here one antichrist who can't find orangutan in his own Bible despite thousands claiming they see orangutan in their own Bible.

Here's one from my own Bible:

"[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+4%3A4&version=KJV]Humans must not live by bread alone or they will become malnourished[/url]"!

May the Lord spit on mud and rub it in your eyes so that you may see it in your own Bible too.

nayolight:
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In fact our teachers owe us an apology, don't you think so?

What word do you have for Nigerian teachers?

Some teachers! Some of us had good teachers.

P.s. I cropped it for you.

We need foreign currency so we are liberalising!

So, the Inspector General of Police, (IG) Mohammed Adamu, who was there, arrested him for assault?



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