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nlPoster:
Tom and Jerry actually rarely talk in their show.

Those using them as evidence of talking rats didn't have a telly, lol.

They lived in the abule of Obanikoro and had no electricity at the time.

khalhokage:
Question: Did God create the earth then put fossilized dinosaur bones in the earth for shíts and giggles or did dinosaurs exist 10,000 years ago then all somehow become extinct within such a short time and their bones also fossilized within that amount of time?


I bet you also believe the earth is flat and vaccines cause autism.

I think "God might have created the earth then put fossilized dinosaur bones in the earth for shíts and giggles". I don't believe it though because I do not know because it was before my time.

But of course the earth is flat! People fall off its edge all the time!

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Succeedimage:
imagine!!! have been looking for job since I graduated uptill now i still have no job.

All I can imagine is receiving a job application written as you've written this and how offended my dustbin will be!

Where did you "graduate of mechanical engineering"?

"Future leaders", una don hear?

Be the change you want to see and make a difference to your wallets and bank accounts!

Perhaps she was worth it and was just reaping what she sowed.

Maybe if she was a lazy fuq no one would treat her so well.

Chai. See as bubu's next level is hurting at the top!

No more chop like before and these lazy fuqs are wailing!

Sai bubu!

HallaDaTruth:
Afonja , SMH

Small brain you. Smh.

CAPSLOCKED:
PROMISE ME A COLD BEER AND I'LL PICK THIS THING AND DISPOSE IT PROPERLY.

I promise you a cold beer.

Provide photo evidence of "pick this thing" or I shall henceforth consider you a person who writes in caps because you don't mean a word you write.

OzilBaba50:
reported to lalasticlala already

You reported yourself? That's highly commendable of you! Now go and sin no more.

OzilBaba50:
shut up
you're not a yeroba man

No, he should not shut up, because, whatever he is, I'd like to hear him.

You shut up though because you are stupid and ignorant and are making useless noise!

DenreleDave:
yoruba mooslem are slave to fulani, they are saboteurs

I would insult you for this insult but I was brought up well.

A North Korean official has been executed for going to a public bath while he was meant to be in quarantine, a report in the South has claimed.

I do not believe this is true but all the same, good! It would be very irresponsible to suspect you are infected then go spread it at a public bath. Its like having HIV/AIDS and not using a condom or telling the one you're screwing.

Just imagine how this might spread if its in Nigeria!

chatinent:
Show me a verse in the bible where it is written that heaven helps those who help themselves.

Did I tell you it is written in the Bible?

In your own experience - a more important Bible if you asked me - has manna ever fallen from heaven for you or do you get helped if you help yourself first?

You just have to laugh sometimes.


https://stepfeed.com/dear-mr-ronaldo-have-you-considered-moving-to-dubai-4045

You are messing with Yoruba! Lol!

Ki la fi oro se ni ilẹ wa?

chatinent:
The OP needs sb to voluntarily help him. Why y'all hypocritically behaving as though you don't know and focusing on the skill part? If you can't help, relax.

Manna does not rain down from heaven anymore! Heaven, as in others, only help those who help themselves.

So he better heed the advice given since he has more years ahead of him.

WhatIf:
What If you have learnt a skill for the past five years?

Can you imagine what you might have achieve by now?

Anyway, it Is not yet late! Better late than never.

Good luck!

I was going to suggest mechanic. Then he use the money he earns funding school.

But you knew your father does not care and you sat on your ass doing Jamb for five years?!

You are very serious, op!

Bill Bar tells Trump to "Shut the fuq up and let me do my job!"

If blunts kept the Almighty Fela and Bob Marley alive, you too will never die.

PDPGuy:
Biden’s collapse, viz a vis his poll numbers from most of last year to his performances in Iowa and NH, has to be the most spectacular in modern US political history.

Even if the polls were ‘fake’, it’s still inconceivable that Biden would finish outside the top 3 in both early states, despite being a Vice President for 8 years, and a US senator for over 40 years!!

At this rate, his South Carolina ‘firewall’ strategy will backfire on him; and he may drop out even before Super Tuesday.

Let's be honest. Trump impeached Biden, lol!

RandomGuy48:
The thing is, even if Americans don't care for socialism....

Funny about America.

A simple definition of Socialism is political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

Is it not true that profit is not socialised while losses are socialised in America, thereby creating a beautiful system where the poor fill the trough that the rich feed at?

GboyegaD:
Nice to know but never knew an outside could sponsor a bill.

That, perhaps, is the lesson to take away from here, and learn how an outsider can sponsor a bill.

See how previous school unfortunately went!
https://www.nairaland.com/268193/sponsoring-private-member-bill-nigeria

Can somone please find this person one of the many threads of those who complimented their boss on whatsapp and had to start looking for another job.

So, in short, David Lyon was removed as governor because he did not go to see Prophet TB Joshua?

That's good. Anyone who does not want to be removed as governor should just go and see Prophet TB Joshua and nobody can remove them!

Say "Haleluya Amen", now!

Did a judgement just go against our supreme lord bubu, or is it that I can not read?

How is that possible? And where's all those who say my bubu is supreme court!?

FOLYKAZE:
Widely held belief is what it is, belief, not truth

Depends what message you are receiving.

Many consider, "Love your neighbors and your enemies moreso" a very valid truth.

But that's not a message many seem to think is meant when told "Accept Jesus into your life", or, "Lift up your cross and follow me". Especially when one isn't keyed into how religious scripture works. Even many religious folks miss the point.

Ausrichie:
Buhari can never resign. Impossible even if APC wails till death.

There are some who believe they can mount pressure and he will resign, but I think they forget that bubu na soja.

Numerouno94:
U might nt hv voted 4 Atiku,buh i can tell u dat most Nigerians excluding d west voted for Atiku.
Buh wats d nid arguing ova spilt milk?

I thought that in an election in a democracy the person with the most votes wins. Or should you go learn not to spill your milk?

Add my favourite recent one, David Cameron, and my soon to be one on my wish-dream list, Netanyahu.You'd note none of these just resigned because some wailers wailed resign though. And the pressure on bubu is nowhere near what made those on your list resign.

But just in case you are right, I love pudding. You test pudding by eating some, and not by dreaming about it's taste. Do let me know when bubu resigns so I can say, "By golly! You are so right and I was woefully wrong! See how wailing made bubu resign!"

sulaak:
It's obvious that you have limited knowledge on international affairs, a quick google search will give you an example of President and Prime minister forced to resign.

1. For example, Richard Nixon resigned from the office of President of the United States in August 1974 following the Watergate scandal, when he was almost certain to have been impeached by the United States Congress.

2. In the Philippines in July 2005, when ten cabinet officials resigned en masse to pressure President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo to follow suit over allegations of electoral fraud. Arroyo's predecessor, Joseph Estrada, was successfully forced out of office during the EDSA Revolution of 2001 as he faced the first impeachment trial held in the country's history

3. In 1995, the British Prime Minister, John Major, resigned as Leader of the Conservative Party in order to contest a leadership election with the aim of silencing his critics within the party and reasserting his authority. Having resigned, he stood again and was re-elected. He continued to serve as prime minister until he was defeated in 1997 elections.

4. Alberto Fujimori (Peru) attempted to resign as President of Peru, but his resignation was refused in order that Congress could impeach him.

5. Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and party leader in November 1990, after Michael Heseltine launched a challenge to her leadership