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MuttleyLaff:
This just reminds me, doing security guard work, back in the days, when this unfit looking and chubby geezer, one bright sunny afternoon, walked up to the secluded portacabin, where I was stationed at, in this business industrial units estate, poked his head in, and said something to the effect that, would I be interested and consent to us doing it together and that I'll handsomely be paid for the bother. I told him, in no uncertain terms, its not my kind of thing and so therefore where to sling it

First, only and last, I had a homosexual hit at me. Touch wood.

I've never been hit on myself, but I was about to move into a shared room in a hostel many decades ago and was asked how I'd feel sharing a room with a gay person.

I was like "Yo! As you can see, I just arrived from Naija and no gays there so I don't know anything about gay. Will I be jumped on in the middle of the night?"

The interviewee laughed and told me "no", and I moved off the street into this large room in Earl's Court which I shared with two other people, one bent one straight.

In the middle of the first night all I could hear in the bed next to me was sex noise! Turned out the straight person brings a friend in to the room and they fuq all night keeping us awake! So after two days of it the gay person and I had the fuqer thrown out and another straight person moved in and we had peace.

I was in that hostel for three months and remained good friends with the gay one for three years until we lost touch. And no Shepherd, there was no hitting on me, before you go saying I'm gay too!

LordReed:
That one my dear buda is too deep for me, for you asked me if buda is not buda's location.

You know buda. Lol.

I recommend Ludwig Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus for a right royal headfuq.

tintingz:
Oga the premise of my argument is talking about Allah the Muslim God not your idea of God.

Argue with the premise and stop confusing yourself.

Why should I throw away my God given brain and argue with some stupid premise you created in your own brain? Is that what you've been doing here? Chai! I will check to see if anyone has been stupid enough to argue your premises with you. It would be very interesting to see if God did not give them their own brains.

tintingz:
I was a Muslim and I'm arguing base on the Muslim concept of God which is found in the Qur'an.

The Quran is where the concept of the Muslim God is described, I still don't understand your point exactly.

You come here to defend Allah and again talking about some imaginary God in your head. Are you confused or what?



Well news flash dude, the thread here is talking about Allah the Muslim deity not your concept of your imaginary God.

Your level of intelligence is profound if this thread is talking to you all by itself.

To me, we are talking about whatever anyone posts in this thread, unless somewhere there's a rule that says you talk for everyone else!

Send me a copy of the memo please if there is one. I don't believe you and love to see evidence.

slimfit1:
Sometimes we look beyond hatred for Buhari. This person has used his brains to catch peoples attention what are you going to do.

Your existence is inspiring.
When I grow up I want to be intelligent like you!

deomelo:
Engaging ignorant, unintelligent and shallow mentality ipobs is always a bad idea. An income and tax generating business based on a creative concept is way way too above their shallow mentality

Apart from the deleted I agree since some of my own afonjas are showing this same "ignorant, unintelligent and shallow mentality" you mention. And sarrki must be encouraged or who else will show them their heads are empty?

Some will take their cv to this danfo and its owner will still not bother hiring their waste of space heads!

Shepherd00:
Buda, I need the bolded treated. I need to see the verses were Paul talked about the qualification of those who shd preach the gospel.

Who are those who preach but didn't understand themselves?

Perhaps not Paul. Still read the thread Shepherd, Muttley dutily provided it for you!

MuttleyLaff:
1 Timothy 1:7, is a useful and informative verse. It says: "They want to be teachers of the law, but they do not know what they are talking about or what they so confidently affirm"

LordReed:
My dear buda thou are not careful in reading my words. I said "a thing that exists cannot itself be a contradiction because it exists" in response to your question "buda is not true because buda is a contradiction". You yourself cannot be a contradiction because according to the law of contradiction a thing is or it isn't, you buda are and so are unable to be a contradiction.

And you my Lord, fail to take into consideration the contradiction of the "where" of buda's existence!

Or is it not true that buda exists to you 'where' you are, hence you conversing with buda and buda responding?

Yet is it also not true that buda exists 'where' buda exists with miles between you and buda?

Perhaps there are two budas, one that exists 'where' you are and with whom you discourse, and another buda existing 'where' buda is who discourses with you.

Or the existence of buda is such that buda exists 'where' you are and 'where' buda is.

Either ways, buda would appear to exist with features in two places as an "is" in one place, and an "isn't" in the other, but yet appearing in both at the same time, which is not only a clear contradiction because we both know there is only one buda, but a super non-contradiction because buda exists in both places miles apart at once.

Can you see how narratives (stories) can be both true and not true and be therefore in contradiction and yet exist such that contradictions can therefore not prove or disprove existence?

I'll give you my favourite. We all know Alice never fell through a looking glass, but is it not true that words mean exactly what Humpty Dumpty, whom she met when she fell, says they mean?

As I say, bean is not beans, my Lord, despite some insisting otherwise.

Shepherd00:
Do you by any Chance understand what context is?

Context in lying? No. I don't.

Shepherd00:
I will say it again, Muttleylaff is gay and he knows we know it.

Well, that to me is you lying because you happen to know nothing at all about muttley apart from what he has written and nowhere did he say he was gay.

If you do have evidence do provide it though so I can stop thinking you lie.

Shepherd00:
Which is?

I highlighted it when I correctly quoted Ezekiel which you misquoted. Please go back and read it.

Also, please explain why you omitted the word you omitted.

Shepherd00:
Liar. Homosexuality is written all over you, try as you may to lie to yourself that people won't notice, we see it.

And here is you making allegations you have no evidence for, which is bearing false witness which again is lying!

You might recall that I too accused you of it when we discussed. You tend to do it a lot Shepherd that I can only presume that you know not that which you do.

Shepherd00:
Budaatum, pls I need the bolded dealt with. How did I lie?

You distorted scripture by removing a key word Shepherd. That is lying.

tintingz:
Don't forget I was once a believer,

I think this is where you go wrong by the way, and I'm finding you are a believer, albeit of the atheist sort! You create these concepts in your own head and believe them and then insist they are the concepts in other people's heads despite all the evidence to the contrary. That, tin, is what 'believers' do, they disregard evidence and believe the silly 'concepts' they themself created in their own heads.

I myself was never a "believer", not even when I was an atheist. Unlike some, I never "believed that there were no gods", but categorically knew that there were no gods, and always found atheists who did not believe gods existed to be wishy washy sit on the fence lame atheists. I found believers in gods to be wishy washy too. A whole Almighty God and all you can do is 'believe'! I mean, how better can anyone confess to be ignorant and not know or attempt to know!

I'm not a 'believer' tin as I've repeatedly stated so stop talking to me like I am one! And if you care to have a proper concept of me and my relationship with my God, stop being lazy and read Questions For Budaatum: How Can You Follow Jesus Without Believing In Him?

And note. There is nothing "simple and plain" about the extremely complex buda!

tintingz:
@bolded, The Muslims concept of God.

And your response in that thread is a paradox.

Maybe you should present your concept and attributes of your God.

Life, they say, is a paradox. And I've told you about "concepts" tin. Why tempt buda to sin?

That said, I thought we cleared up that I am not some concept in your head that you insist I must be? Or did all that we spoke of fly over your head with you insisting on ignoring the me that I presented to you and you replacing me with the imaginary concept of me that you've created in your head? Don't you see that you are trying to strawman me and then argue against straw? Or are you just insisting that I accept and be your straw? Damn man! I thought you said it was easy. I guess you're just refusing to accept that it is not "simple and plain", and that "eat is is not eat" and "run is not run" contrary to what you seem to think.

You're going to forgive me tin, but buda is not created as straw by tin, but both male and female from mud and by the breathe of God!

I never told you I was saved nor that being saved would stop me from kicking a stupid ignorant pig like you.

Try removing the forest from your eyes before you concern yourself with my tits!

tintingz:
God knowing the future changes everything, he already knows your fate, your fate has been destined already, whatever decisions you make has been destined, you can't escape it, consciousness or freewill does not change your fate/destiny or does it?

You might want to respond to me though.

Who told you what you claimed in the above?

I hope the following is "straight to the answer" enough for you tintingz.

I can not respond to you on a level that you can possibly comprehend.

tintingz:
If you create a robot and it started having glitches, is it a mistake from you and your imperfection or you intentionally made it to have glitches?

- If it was a mistake from you, can we say you're not all-knowing and not perfect?

- If you intentionally made it to have glitches while you're intelligent and all-knowing, does it make sense to tell the robot to stay away from you because of what you're responsible of? Are you being wise and merciful here?

And if you think there are no glitches here, why then did you call it "harmful and impure"?

Please I don't want long epistle, just go straight to the answer.

You are not "my Lord" if I don't "look deep" at what you say my Lord. Perhaps if I do you sentence by sentence, you see how deep I look.

LordReed:
My dear buda a thing that exists cannot itself be a contradiction because it exists.

Whether a thing exists or not has no bearing on whether it is a contradiction or not.

Whether a thing is a contradiction or not has no bearing on its existence or not neither.

A thing can exist or not exist and be in contradiction. And a contradiction can exist or not exist in its own right.

LordReed:
If you say something that contradicts something you said or will say then one of your statements is incorrect.

I've said pretty much what you're saying is incorrect in one of my 4 statements above, so pick the relevant one(s) and show me how it is incorrect.

LordReed:
Even the biggest apparent contradiction in our world the whale, has been resolved to not be a contradiction.

Can't say I understand how the whale is "the biggest apparent contradiction in our world", so I can not say I understand what you mean by it "has been resolved to not be a contradiction", but I'd like to focus on the aboves first. Can we return to whales after please? Or let me read in your response to my Don.

rusher14:
You never enter before?

"Wouldn't you like to be beside the seaside", as we sing, about five times or so.

rusher14:
google suggest there are 900 pubs in Brighton.

Abi na! Good one!

Even if we nefa enter Brighton, google de now!

grandstar:
I suspect one reason they are shutting down is because of the ban on smoking. Drinking and smoking go hand in hand with many people and the absence of a smoke will chase the smokers away.

Pubs, you mean? Correct. Most pubs had no outside and are the ones that do tend to shut. The ones with outside space and gardens are thriving.

Shepherd00:
If you love your neighbor as you keep mouthing yet refuse to warn them against something which will ultimately destroy them for fear of being told to go fuq yourself, then you don't love them.

You are making it sound as if I joined them!

I did not "refuse to warn them" Shepherd. I warned them, then they told me to fuq off, so I said, "Peace of the Lord" to them and dusted their dust off me as I left their presence.

After all, as I've told you, when they poke their pokers in poo my own poker will not poo. Or do I need to explain that to you?

Shepherd00:
Hmmm. Buda calm down. You don dey vex.

Yes Shepherd, I don vex, plenty, but it is not really at you. Some cretin upset me and my anger is flowing into all my posts at the moment so much that I want to jump into the internet and stone him to death despite the fact that I am here telling you not to. The difference, though - nay!, my weak attempt at justifying myself - is that the pig wants to rape me while the homosexual is at least seeking my consent. Yet, I can not fail to notice my own hypocrisy which is why I am upset.

Find it in you to forgive me please Shepherd, for despite my claim that you misunderstand, my anger is not in anyway at you whom I love with all my heart and soul and being despite our difference in understanding.

usermane:
So, I'm crazy for questioning why an all intelligent and most merciful creator would design women with menstruation, which He describes as both hurtful and impure? I'm crazy for asking why women would be designed to feel menstrual cramps every months?

No, you are not crazy "for questioning why an all intelligent and most merciful creator would design women with menstruation".

You just lack understanding like those who "will not understand until we break open for you from the ground a spring".

For you "work according to your manner, but your Lord is most knowing of who is best guided in the Way." For though we were "sent down of the Qur'an that which is healing and mercy for the believers, it does not increase the wrongdoers except in loss."

"Indeed, the Qur'an guides to that which is most suitable and gives good tidings to those who understand and do righteous deeds that they will have a great reward."

For us is to give "Praise to Allah, who has not taken a son and has had no partner in His dominion and has no need of a protector out of weakness; and we glorify Him with with great glorification" because we accept He is our God!

Al-Isra Surah 17

I should be "born again" and let a stupid pig like you spew your disgust with your tiny mind? You must think "born again" means "allowing a waste of space like you to get away with your stupidity!

Pull the other one. This your stupidity does not work!

asalimpo:
hmmn ... sanctimonious my ass find it nd apologise indeed! now this is your TRUE nature. I dont hav ur time,i simply pointed out tht some1 i had an encounter with was very b*tchy nd now actng born again. Budaatum, your vajina intoxicates you-if really you r a woman. Womn say, men thnk with their d*cks. Well, wmn think with their pvssies. Which is what you r doing. Notice how a dirty stinking b*tch will insult a man in real life nd d man will still take it? Like,you r doing? Y? It's a pvssy thing. Most wmn think, men hang around them for that? And eventually,most womn develop this dirty stinking insulting habit because they think they can get away with it. Just like you r doing. You brought ur b*tchiness online which is so dumb. Over here,u r just a moniker-a string of letters. Grow up nd get a brain. So what dyu think of the guy tht was jumping to ur defense? If only he knew what u really thought about him,in ur heart.

TATIME:
Imagine Jesus standing at a corner and watching you saying all of that just to make a response to a person whose minds is full of HURTFUL things! Luke 6:45
Where is that spirit he promised to help in reminding you {John 14:26} of what he thought when people with such spirits like this surface? Matthew 5:38-39, 47-48
Budaatum! You just need to learn from true Christians so that the holy spirit will dwell with you, helping you to prove your worth before anyone! 1Peter 3:15
God bless you!

You know me Tatime. I only need to prove my worth before the Lord my God, and even when I fail, I can still rely on God's Grace.

This satan deserves my wrath!

asalimpo:
i could bet a huge sum tht wmn like you hav nothing intelligent to say other cheap insults. I meet ur type in real life. Brimming with insults nd self entitlemnts because their pvssy intoxcates them. But swerve the topic to something cerebral, try to get them to defend their stances logically nd coherently,and u begin to see a change: they go quiet. Then their eyes roll over nd they get sleepy. Nxt they wanna bolt! You nothing non-base in you. I could go thru,your titles to prove my point. You mentally nd intellectually barren. All u hav to urself,is ur base-overflated ego based on ur feminity nd nothing else.
You r pathetic nd i feel sorry for you. Women like you.

You must think my new faith made me soft in the head you useless waste of space!

Shepherd00:
Shouldn't you be backing up these with scriptures?

Why should he? Does it make an ounce of a difference? Or should he too distort scripture like you do to justify himself?

Shepherd00:
Then we shouldn't be having this discussion.


I keep saying it's not about the homosexuals, but homosexuality as an act. I don't hate homosexuals, that doesn't mean I shd love their acts.

Buda, what I'm doing here is showing love for my neighbors. If I don't care, I'd let them enjoy their sin in ignorance and face God later. And, you know that ignorance is not an excuse before God.

I don't see any love whatsoever, despite your attempt to make out homosexuality is some abstract word without a living human being behind the act.

If you care so much, go preach it to a homosexual, and when they tell you to go fuq yourself, stone them and then let's discuss how much love you have for them!

asalimpo:
Brimming with insults nd self entitlemnts because

I intoxicate you obviously, lol.

Shepherd00:
Preaching the gospel is calling sinners out of sin. Buda, you are misrepresenting the gospel. Jesus forgives sin not justify it.

Did Paul not say something about those who qualify to preach, Shepherd? Does that qualification include those who themselves do not understand themselves? You stand their justifying yourself and yet you accuse others of justifying sin, Shepherd?! Or are you so blind that you do not see that which you yourself do?

How do you know Jesus would not, for reasons known to him, forgive the sinner? Did he not forgive a thief whom the world had condemned to death on the cross next to him?