Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 12:48pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: In all honesty, there is not one single Christian argument when put to the rigors of reason and rationality and/or science that is even the slightest bit convincing in any way whatsoever. The whole foundation from start to finish is on sinking sand. It can only be believed by the monumentally naïve or the willfully dishonest or someone who just lacks the capacity to think critically.
Christianity seems to have a way of stunting your ability to think outside the box, but not stunting your ability to rationalize why you're inside the box.
that's the problem, isn't it? Because if there were clear and compelling evidence in support of the notion that there is a god and we understand what it wants from us...well, we wouldn't need any arguments at all.
Instead, what we get is the a la carte menu approach to argumentation. Pick one from each column, continue until you throw up (or convert). Don't like the Ontological Argument? How about the Kalaam? Or the Argument from Design?
The more arguments there are, the less likely it is that god exists. Because each successive one is an attempt to rescue the failures of all the previous arguments. Failure upon failure upon failure.
The problem with those arguments is that they're not relying on empirical evidence that obligately points to the presence/intervention of a supernatural something-or-other.
They're using observations about of the universe and declaring that the only way it could have gotten the way it is is through divine intervention. To which I always reply, "Aliens".
"Evidence" is the fuzzy word here. In order to count as evidence in favor of a deity, it has to both reject the null hypothesis "no god needed/exists" AND it has to also reject alternative hypotheticals (aliens, et al.)
If their "evidence" in favor of the existence of a deity could be used in favor of the existence of universe-building aliens, then it's not "evidence". That's why the KCA, Fine Tuning, Watchmaker, and other arguments of that ilk fail. Because "aliens" |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 10:38pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
DoctorAlien: You're trying to make this a face off between the words "believe" and "know", which is not what I'm on about. I'm simply trying to show you that the presence of proof does not jettison the need for "belief", because component 1 of the definition of belief by Wikipedia states that "Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty(i.e. with there being proof.)" Our entire discussion is based on facing off belief against knowing! And I am suggesting to you that both components of the wiki definition go together, for me. Hence, Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with or without there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty. It shows that when I believe a thing, I am saying I think it might be so but I have no empirical evidence so that I can say it as a factual certainty. The statement, "I believe it is raining", does not hold the same certainty with the statement "I know it is raining". If it is not raining, you could claim my believing was in error, but my statement of knowing was an outright lie. DoctorAlien: Are you saying that it is insufficient for you to have a state of mind in which you think something to be the case (true), with there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty(i.e. with there being proof) I am certain I described such as you describe as a fool, or having a screw loose. If there is evidence that a thing is so, why refuse to accept it as being so? budaatum: With regard to the "spherical shape of the earth and those who, in the face of sufficient proof of the spherical shape of the earth, continue to proclaim that the earth is flat". I would (assuming the earth is truly spherical), conclude that such individuals might have different understanding of the words that denote the things called "earth", "spherical", "is" and so on, such that it is not spherical according to their understanding of the words. Or I might conclude that such individuals have screws loose in their heads, or they are just plain liars. If such an individual took the same attitude regarding crossing a road with fast moving vehicles going by constantly. They would see a car approaching and walk right into its path! I can think whatever I want, but to think a thing to be true, it must either be true, or I think it is true. I would not think a thing is true if all the evidence suggest to me that it is not true. Nor am likely to believe a thing to be true when the evidence suggests otherwise. budaatum: I tend to believe things that I have sufficient reason to presume is likely to be so. If I know (as in, if I have sufficient evidence) that those things are exactly as I think they are, I tend not to limit myself to mere belief that it is so since I emphatically know that it is so. And we are done here. Further discussing the topic will only involve us going round again, and I've already bored you! Enjoyed it though so thanks. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 1:25pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
DoctorAlien: Wikipedia(and Oxford dictionaries) tells us that to believe something is to think that such a thing is true(whether or not there is proof that it is true.) So the sentence in red above makes no sense, because what you're saying is "I must think something to be true in order to think it to be true." That is precisely what I am saying. It does not make sense to believe a thing just because it is what I think. When a superior thought appears to one one abandons the old belief and adopts a new one. Born againism is an example of this process. DoctorAlien: Component 1 of the definition of belief by Wikipedia states that "Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty." So I don't understand what you mean when you say that belief is insufficient for you. You do understood what is meant by the two components! You said it above and in the following: DoctorAlien: Wikipedia says that "Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with or without there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty." What one believes may sometimes correspond with the facts but it is not a requirement for believing. One can believe whatever one wants whether it corresponds to reality or not. Compare that with the following: To know a thing is to be is a familiar with, have awareness of, or understanding of that thing, such as facts, information, descriptions, or skills, which is acquired through experience or education by perceiving, discovering, or learning. Don't you wonder why belief hasn't got this definition knowing has? It, I bet, is the sense in which it is meant. I would rather know my God exists than merely believe in its existence. P.s. I am not advocating that others must have the same relationship I have with my god! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Global Study: Atheists In Massive Decline, Only 1.8% Of World Population By 2020 by budaatum: 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: Can I saw throw 'non-belief in a deified First Cause' into the mix to show that you are not saying anything new ? Non comprende. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Global Study: Atheists In Massive Decline, Only 1.8% Of World Population By 2020 by budaatum: 9:52pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: Not all entities who are worshiped are deities . Agreed. And some deities are not worshipped. But all things deified are deities to the deifying individual. Agreed? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 9:42pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
DoctorAlien: Wikipedia says that "Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with or without there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty." This definition can be separated into two components viz:
1. "Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty." 2. Belief is also "the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, without there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty."
Belief is essentially a state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, just that one can have that state of mind "with or without there being conclusive empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty."
Component 1 above actually proves my argument, which is that belief is something that can be had even "with there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty" i.e. even with there being proof.
I submit then that it is possible(i.e. the probability is not zero) for an atheist to not "have the state of mind in which he thinks it to be the case"(i.e. it is possible for an atheist to not believe) that God exists, even when there is proof that God exists. Ferdinand Magellan achieved a demonstration of the earth's sphericity which Wikipedia called "practical". Yet there are people today who do not have the state of mind in which they think it to be the case(i.e. do not believe) that the earth is spherical. Thank you for checking wiki. The operative word there is "think". I must think something to be true in order to believe it to be true. Unless I am stupid and believe in all sorts with no reason, including my thought, that a thing is true. But I may think a thing is true, and believe it to be true, but it may be false. I have believed things in the past only to find that it was not so and I believed in error. That is why, for me, believing things is insufficient. Imagine I think there is not a car coming down that busy road. Imagine I step into the road but my thought was in error, and a car is coming down that road. Would anyone in fact ever cross a road on a thought, a belief, or both? Would anyone rather not seek out empirical evidence that the road is certainly clear before they crossed? Applying this argument to the existence of God is not as straight forward as road crossing however as both sides of the argument cannot agree on what God is for starts, not to talk of agreeing what evidence to accept for proving God's existence. If we were standing by the roadside waiting to cross and a car was approaching and I insisted on crossing, because I thought and believed, that a car was not approaching. You would ask me to go ahead and cross, and the splattering of my brains on the road would be evidence that a car was coming. We unfortunately can't perform that experiment for the existence of God, so, it makes sense that a believer believes there is a God. In the expression, the believer however is stating that he or she thinks there may be a God at best and is willing to believe there is a God, but they do not exactly know. The convinced believer ought not be a believer. They ought to be knowers and boldly say "I know God exists", and damn anyone who does not accept their evidence for the God that exists for them. The same applies to the atheist by the way. I find it odd that atheists say they do not believe that God exists. An atheist would argue that they base their opinion on facts and evidence. So why is it that most would claim not to believe that God exists if all the evidence they have checked proves to them that God does not exist? They either use the expression involving 'belief' because that is the word they know to use perhaps because they learnt it culturally, or because they are not sure conclusively that there is no god, which makes their position agnostic at best. If they knew God does not exist, I guess we'd call them knowers too, but of the atheist sort, as opposed to the Christian knower, I suppose. Now, the last part of you argument refers to those who refuse to accept a thing to be true despite evidence proving a thing to be true. (please note that I now use the stronger 'know', in place of what I would call, the weak, 'belief'. My crossing the road describes such a person, I am sure brains splattered on the road would prove such a person wrong. However, that is not the case with the existence of God. The atheist - the knowing type as opposed to a believing one - would have checked all the available evidence before coming to the conclusion that there is indeed no gods. So, they are not refusing to accept the evidence for God's existence. They are saying that evidence, as it is, does not prove God's existence. You may wish to see my counter position on this thread |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 8:50pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: Have you been privileged to see how planets are formed?
Did you see a God creating the rivers? Have you ever heard of cross-breeding of different species? Haven't you heard or seen animals giving birth to mixed species?
But you can get videos that shows how stars are formed, why rivers flow down-streem.
If there must be a God, then there must be God's God. See how planets are formed? Of course not! Nor did I see God creating the rivers! But he did, you know, he did create the rivers and everything else. Don't you know that? Cross breeding, like dog and cat producing a dogcat, or catdog, or tacgod? Of course not. Ditto mixed species! But if those things exist, they are evidence for the iniquities of humans, or the work of satan, at the least! Video? I beg, get outahere. Nollywood is on video but you will not claim that witch is not fiction, or would you!? Next you'd be showing me video showing human beings on the moon! Maybe there is a god's god, but I believe in the one God, the Creator of heaven and earth. The Lord Almighty. My God! Pschew (that's the sound of me kissing my teeth). Like my bible book has not warned me of your sort trying to destroy my faith in my one God! At least, that's how my belief would go. And please, do not attempt to present me with all that atheist mumbo jumbo stuff you atheists call evidence, you illogical irrational individual. I will pray for your soul. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 5:23pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: Well said.
You can't claim that your believe is based on logic either. We have guys on this forum claiming to have their belief backed up by logic; which I find irrational. My good sir, but my believe is based on logic, as far as I understand the meaning of logic. Albeit that what I refer to as logic may seem illogical to some others. For instance, I am a rational individual, at least so I believe. A house does not build itself, nor do roads suddenly appear, so I safely conclude that things are created, and so there must be a creator of those things. I then look at the universe. Rivers do not flow uphill, nor do dogs give birth to pigs. Everything is right and proper. And I eat three round meals a day. And often at times without having done sufficient work to provide me with those meals. O but for the grace of the gods go humble I in this massive universe. Ah! There must, at the very least, be one god jo! And it must be the one that I worship. Or do you think rational me would chose the wrong god? I insist, I am, not only rational, but indeed, logical too! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Global Study: Atheists In Massive Decline, Only 1.8% Of World Population By 2020 by budaatum: 4:45pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: @4kings
You are smart enough to see how deficient the current definition of atheism is .
Non-belief in God/gods
Replace 'God/god' with entities that have been deified .
Non-belief in universe(universe deified by pantheist as God ) Non-belief in Sun (The Sun deified by pagans ) Non-belief in the Moon (The Moon deified by pagans) Non-belief in Julius Caeser (Caeser was deified after his death)
etc
How does this make any sense ? You reason am na Oh, come on. Surely you understand that he means that first you have to see the thing itself as a god! Hence, the proper expression a la KEB would be: Non-belief in a deified universe Non-belief in a deified Sun Non-belief in a deified Moon Non-belief in a deified Julius CaeserWhich makes you an atheist, regarding these deified entities, so far as they are seen as deities by some others. Today, I went to the bank. There's money in my account, but no where close to the million pounds I believed I had and with which I planned to buy a spanking brand new red Ferrari. I deified this money. It is why I applied 'belief' to it, as odd as that sounds. I am therefore, and for today only, a million pounds I believed I had in my bank account atheist.By reason a la............. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Global Study: Atheists In Massive Decline, Only 1.8% Of World Population By 2020 by budaatum: 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
4kings: I deify my babe(an entity) in bed, does that make me a theist? Yes it does, according to KEB's very loose definition. You are a babe theist in so far as you deify her, and moreso if you choose to worship her, which by her being 'your babe', and 'deified', you must do! Do note, you may or may not develop a religion around her to worship her (though, I can't see how you wouldn't), and when you dump her, you will become a babe atheist as far as this particular babe is concerned. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 4:12pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
DoctorAlien: It seems you think that you only believe things that have not been proven, and that the presence of proof throws the need for belief out of the window, even though the definition of the word "belief" might suggest otherwise. Anyway, what do you have to say in relation to the spherical shape of the earth about those who, in the face of sufficient proof of the spherical shape of the earth, continue to proclaim that the earth is flat? Please refer to the definition of belief on wiki. It states the clearly, sense in which I use the word. I tend to believe things that I have sufficient reason to presume is likely to be so. If I know (as in, if I have sufficient evidence) that those things are exactly as I think they are, I tend not to limit myself to mere belief that it is so since I emphatically know that it is so. I, for instance, tend not to believe it is raining if the clouds darken the sky (baring sun set, or eclipses), thunder roles, and I am getting wet from standing in the rain. I see the clouds have darkened the sky, I hear the thunder, the rain is falling on my head, I am wet and cold. That is sufficient evidence for me to assert that rain is falling. So I would claim so, and not that I believe so. So yes, I [tend] to believe when I am not quite certain but the evidence strongly suggests that it might be so. And yes the presence of conclusive evidence throws the need for belief out of the window, for me. If I were a Christian, I would not claim to believe there is a God, my faith would be such that I will claim to know, and God damn anyone who says otherwise! With regard to the "spherical shape of the earth and those who, in the face of sufficient proof of the spherical shape of the earth, continue to proclaim that the earth is flat". I would (assuming the earth is truly spherical), conclude that such individuals might have different understanding of the words that denote the things called "earth", "spherical", "is" and so on, such that it is not spherical according to their understanding of the words. Or I might conclude that such individuals have screws loose in their heads, or they are just plain liars. If such an individual took the same attitude regarding crossing a road with fast moving vehicles going by constantly. They would see a car approaching and walk right into its path! If I were a Christian, it would be because I know, conclusively, that there is God, and that his son is Jesus Christ through whom I am saved and shall live eternally, and I would understand what is meant when it is written that I should shake even the dust off when I, not only depart the from non believer's presence, but depart the city they live in. I would of course take this metaphorically, as I sure would not allow some non believing scum to chase me from my place of abode. But I would also have to temper my abhorrence for such individuals with the love it is written that I should have for my enemy - if enemy is the bigoted position I take - with the love I am supposed to have for that, so called, enemy. Who says turning the other cheek is easy, I would claim, in my lofty state of grace and superiority, though I would hide this under some sort of humility so as not to be seen as a pompous prick. As a Christian, the words of that non believer can not but sound like that fool who saw a car approaching and walks right into its path! But as an atheist, the car is most definitely in the mind of the believer, for when the atheist sees no car and walks into the road to cross, the proof of no car coming is whether he or she gets safely to the other side of the road, without any car actually being there. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 6:22pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
ScepticalPyrrho: If anyone haven't found God (literally), and believes anyway; that is an illogical position. It's Sunday, and I'm in a mood for this. Pyrrho, I wish to put it to you that the reason for ' believing' is that I haven't literally found God. If I had literally found God, I would not ' believe' that I had found God, unless I was not quite sure I had found God such that, perhaps I haven't literally found God, or, I was not sure if what I had found was literally, God. If I find God, it can only be because what I found is, literally, God. It would therefore be illogical to claim to believe I had found God since I know that what I found is God. I can of course wish to be pyrrhoic, as in continue to be sceptic despite conclusive evidence proving otherwise, in which case, believing is the best I can do. But in that case, there is either a God, whose existence I choose to deny, or, there is no God and I just wish to believe there is one. When it is said that, " I believe in God", (by which is meant, I believe God exists), what is meant is that one doesn't quite know whether there is a God or not, but takes the position that there is, or may be, one. I therefore put it to you that it is truly not illogical to believe there is a God. It is in fact logical since I have no evidence for God's existence, but wish to hold to the position that God truly does exist. All I got to do now is convince myself that the position that I hold is true, and this I can accomplish simply by refuting all evidence that is opposed to my position. So, praise God everyone, it's Sunday! |
Christianity Etc › Re: No, The Muslim Jesus Is Not Even Close To The Jesus Of The Bible by budaatum: 4:12pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
alBHAGDADI: Why are you confusing yourself?
He had already given that land to the Israelites long before those giants came to settle there.
Stop making it seem as if the land was given to them after the giants already possessed it.
Islam is not making you use your brain. If you think outside of Islam for once, you won't die. The 'giants' did possess it. That's why they were there to be killed off when the Jews arrived! I guess it can't possibly be that the document that says the land had been given to the Jews could have been backdated to make it seem so? They do that sort of thing where I come from, get someone to forge a document saying you bought it before the rightful owner possessed it. Besides God could have informed those 'giants', like stick a notice up saying, ' This land is not for occupying, I have already given it to the Jews'. But that would be too fair I suppose. Or the God of the Jews just couldn't be bothered! |
Christianity Etc › Re: No, The Muslim Jesus Is Not Even Close To The Jesus Of The Bible by budaatum: 11:58am On Nov 05, 2017 |
alBHAGDADI: Stop being a joke.
Abraham was given that land by God for his children's inheritance. Jacob built an alter there which is where the temple is today. That land was already Abraham's way before those intruder giants occupied it illegally.
It is the same illegal occupation you Muslims are doing with your mosque in that holy Mount. So, you're saying the Muslim God couldn't have told the Muslims their God gave it to them? Not arguing it is written that God gave it to them, but he did take it off those who owned it prior to his giving it. He in fact told the Israelites to kill it's inhabitants and steal it. But that's ok. We like the Jews so anything they do is goodly. Its those nasty Arabs we seem to dislike I suppose. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 2:28am On Nov 05, 2017 |
DoctorAlien: Kiss the truth. You atheists will refuse to believe that God exists even if He proves Himself. That is true. If God proves to me that God exists, I will most definitely never insult mine, or God's intelligence, by claiming, "I believe that God exists". It seems to be a flaw in language with rather ancient origins, I suppose, that makes believers claim they 'believe'. Most, I guess, just take the off the shelf statement, "I believe", without thinking, and see it as a virtue. If only someone had told them that even the devil believes. But I guess we cannot ask that other peoples knowledge be perfect. In uttering the phrase "I believe that God exists", what I would be confessing would be that I do not exactly know whether God exists or not but that I am willing to hold to the position that God does exist. But if God were to prove to me that God exists, my belief would surely become knowledge so why just believe? I am an atheist. The most significant characteristic of my atheism is evidence. I am fond of stating that as far as god like things are concerned, I tend not to do 'belief'. If god was rain, I would not claim I believe it were raining if rain were pissing down on my head. I would know it was raining, and I would say so. Same with gods. If God provides me with evidence to prove God's existence, I will not merely believe, I will know that God exists, and I will say, "there is God"! |
Christianity Etc › Re: No, The Muslim Jesus Is Not Even Close To The Jesus Of The Bible by budaatum: 1:48am On Nov 05, 2017 |
lagostokd: Now you've changed your narrative from 'Lebanese, Palestinians, Egyptians, etc' to 'people live on the the land prior to the arrival of the Jews'.
I talked about those 'people' in my previous reply but seems you ignored it.
If you understand spiritual things, you'll know that the enemy always try to put in place stumbling block for the people of God whenever God promised to do something but through God, we're always more than conquerors through Christ that strengthens us. Even with the stumbling block of giants in the promised land, the people of God still possessed their rightful inheritance. After the defeat of the giants, the enemy still planted other 'tribes' to be stumbling block but the people of God always come out victorious Perhaps an oversight on your part, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your accusation that I changed my narrative is in error. I obviously haven't, as you'd note if you go through the sequence of posts. As to my understanding of spiritual things, claiming one is ignorant, which is the implication of that statement, is a clear attempt to assume superior knowledge so as pass off absolute nonsense steeped in ones own ignorance. That said, speaking 'spiritually', one could claim they were giants in ability, or intellect. Still, I am not the sort to take the word of land grabbers when it comes to such said land grabbing so to speak. The point remains that some people owned the land and the land grabbers' god told them to go take it off them. And claiming some spiritual reason for that theft is rather shady and somewhat dishonest. Do note similar excuses were given to justify transatlantic slavery. |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by budaatum: 3:06pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
*John*: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on." Classic! joseph1013: #Copied��
Do you have a few minutes to spare? ~ by Nicole Douglas
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
*John*: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
*Mary*: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
*Me*: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
*John*: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
*Me*: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
*John*: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."
*Me*: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
*Mary*: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"
*Me*: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."
*John*: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."
*Me*: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"
*Mary*: "Oh yes, all the time..."
*Me*: "And has He given you a million dollars?"
*John*: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."
*Me*: "So why don't you just leave town now?"
*Mary*: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the shit out of you."
*Me*: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"
*John*: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."
*Me*: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
*John*: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."
*Me*: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"
*Mary*: "Well, He gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."
*Me*: "What's that got to do with Hank?"
*John*: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"
*Me*: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."
*John*: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the shit out of you."
*Me*: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..."
*Mary*: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
*Me*: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"
*John*: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."
*Me*: "Who's Karl?"
*Mary*: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."
*Me*: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"
*John*: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."
..... *From the Desk of Karl*.....
_*1. Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.*_ _*2. Use alcohol in moderation.*_ _*3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.*_ _*4. Eat right.*_ _*5. Hank dictated this list Himself.*_ _*6. The moon is made of green cheese.*_ _*7. Everything Hank says is right.*_ _*8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.*_ _*9. Don't use alcohol.*_ _*10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.*_ _*11. Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.*_
*Me*: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."
*Mary*: "Hank didn't have any paper."
*Me*: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."
*John*: "Of course, Hank dictated it."
*Me*: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"
*Mary*: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."
*Me*: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"
*Mary*: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."
*Me*: "How do you figure that?"
*Mary*: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"
*Me*: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."
*John*: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."
*Me*: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."
*John*: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."
*Me*: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."
*Mary*: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from outer space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."
*Me*: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."
*John*: "Ha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"
*Me*: "We do?"
*Mary*: "Of course we do, Item 7 says so."
*Me*: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"
*John*: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."
*Me*: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
*Mary*: She blushes.
*John*: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."
*Me*: "What if I don't have a bun?"
*John*: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."
*Me*: "No relish? No Mustard?"
*Mary*: (She looks positively stricken.)
*John*: (He's shouting.) "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"
*Me*: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"
*Mary*: (Sticks her fingers in her ears.) "I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."
*John*: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."
*Me*: "It's good! I eat it all the time."
*Mary*: (She faints.)
*John*: (He catches Mary.) "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."
With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car and sped off.
~ by Nicole Douglas |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 1:57pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: He is expected to refute the premises of the argument . Please don't tell me you've joined them too in this silly thinking  You should not be asking a person to refute a position in an argument of which the premises have not been established. Imagine if I asked you to prove there is no god, for instance. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 12:27pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: he said "he did it" is a claim NOT a proof Not true! It is written that he said he did it. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 12:23pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
Emmanystone: But, God said he did it, but, you, the scientist said it's a lie, so tell me how it came to be. Really? Is it not truer that it is written in a book that god said he did it? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 12:13pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: You always dont have a good understanding of the argument before you start making baseless arguments and accusations. KEB please take you fingers out of you ears and listen to yourself, if not others! The gods are putting all the words at your fingertips but you still insist on not seeing any of them! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hello Heathens! by budaatum: 12:04pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: Yeah , that's how to refute logical arguments - wrong , correct, therefore wrong . What a joke . Please don't embarrass yourself bro. Good night You do know that your argument was the no better 1. Correct 2. Correct 3. Therefore correct! |
Christianity Etc › Re: No, The Muslim Jesus Is Not Even Close To The Jesus Of The Bible by budaatum: 11:54am On Nov 04, 2017 |
alBHAGDADI: That Lang was given to Abraham by God for his children to inherit. So, the people occupying it were doing so illegally.
Genesis 12:1
The LORD had said to Abram, "Go from your country, your people and your father's household to the land I will show you. Well, at least you admit some people live on the land prior to the arrival of the Jews! But really? If I pulled that trick on you, "claim my god gave land you dwelled on to my forefathers", I guess that's okay then. I wouldn't even have to fight you and rape your women. You'll just get up and go somewhere else. Because my god said so. |
Christianity Etc › Re: No, The Muslim Jesus Is Not Even Close To The Jesus Of The Bible by budaatum: 7:33pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
lagostokd: And who were they? The original owners? The Amorites; the Arabahs, the Canaanites and Lebanese. Deuteronomy 1-3And note, that was according to the land grabbers! Today, that would be where they currently occupy plus Palestine (the West Bank and Gaza), plus some of Egypt and Syria, plus all of Jordan, plus some of Saudi Arabia and Iraq. They currently possess a fraction of the land 'God promised'. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Second amendment-> How do you find God, By intuition or by Logic? by budaatum: 12:08am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Akin1212: Genesis to revelation. The people who listened then when I preached it now say I wasn't reading it with the spirit of God then. I wonder why they didn't discover I didn't have the spirit then.
Those who didn't know me too have an opinion of the spirit I had when I was a Christian. It's all messed up. I swear.
Their common statement that annoys me is that you need the spirit to interpret the bible which was written in English. Why didn't they write in the language of the spirits or the ones they speak in heaven. Did you notice how god evolved all through the book? Give enough time and they'll be preaching that god actually created evolution. Perhaps it can become the Quartenity - God the father, God the son, God the holy ghost and God the evolutionary. The language thing comes from the days when Yahweh only understood Latin. No one knew the likes of Martin Luther would rise up to the heavens, grab a copy and translate it into vernacular. They don't annoy me though. A few years before I started on the Bible (about 9yo), I had an argument with someone who claimed rats spoke. One day, he pointed to Mickey Mouse on telly and yelled, "hey, you see? Oyinbo rats speak". I of course was speechless. But as the book says, they must be forgiven for they know no more than they have been taught. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Second amendment-> How do you find God, By intuition or by Logic? by budaatum: 11:40pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Akin1212: I read the Bible well before I became an atheist. In fact, the bible is responsible for my denouncement. You may say I didn't have the spirit of God to understand it, hear this, if I can't understand the Bible with my own physical mind then the validity is zero. And since we cannot understand it with our physical mind, why write it in a physical language? You see that nothing adds up? Thank you. I never heard anyone say that. Did you by chance read it properly, from beginning to end, with little or no prior priming? |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
vaxx: if you want my says on the issue, start a new thread or start from the very thread, you were sccusing me of insulting you...I don't wish to derail this thread....I will like to read Christian opinion.... Bye |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 7:35pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
vaxx: no let's honour the thread..... Look at the word maybe in your clause So, if I were to say water is H2O, is that my subjective opinion? |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 7:05pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 6:54pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
vaxx: you have start with wrong premises there is big difrences between subjectivity and objectivity.....all opinion are subjective but general proven evidence like chemical formula for water is h20 is objective...... I'm sorry. But this is one of the difficulties I have with your mode of dialogue. Please explain your perceived difference between your statement and my statement. (I have posted the relevant portion below but check so you know I'm not cheating please.) We will shortly return to the portion I left out in yours. budaatum: I will start with, all opinions may be subjective but not all subjective opinions are objective. I guess we might as well do it here |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 5:33pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
vaxx: first of all you are overlapping, that topic was not where we had a discussion about subjective and objective argument...... It was another thread I created..... Name .....why is there something rather than nothing....
Why are you using the "WE"
You are the only atheists in that thread that challenge me on the subject .....objectivity vs subjectivity..... Which I arguably do justice to the topic by telling you there is nothing like objective opinion...... All opinion are subjective....... I created a lot of examples in which you yourself reject....
If you are interested in my opinion again, you can create a thread on it and give me a mention.. Sorry vaxx, but I do not have sufficient wisdom, ability nor patience to discuss with you. But as you insist, I'll have another look at the thread. I will start with, all opinions may be subjective but not all subjective opinions are objective. Let me think then start a thread. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Failure Of Christian Deism by budaatum: 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
This is a Test Post
Seems like every time I write the word *n. a. k. e. d* it gets changed to naked, and unclothed!
But the Lord God called to the man, ‘Where are you?’ He answered, ‘I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.’ |