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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 4:31am On Oct 14, 2024
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 4:19am On Oct 14, 2024
Illusioneffect:
And you think people are buying homes because the economy is good. They're building homes because of it's necessary!
Are they not building homes because it is profitable and job creating? Or is there no benefit in building houses and selling homes and all the furnishing that goes in them and the jobs created building them?
Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 3:36am On Oct 14, 2024
Sapasenator:
I have no business with any womans phone. Even if you drop it for me with the password, I still will not be interested.
Insecure little men are the one looking for the phones of their ladies.
Such men look in womens draws and read their diary too. Yuk!
Romance › Re: Be Honest : Do You See A Future With Your Current Partner? by budaatum: 9:13pm On Oct 13, 2024
My current partner I plan to endure for ever and ever is iLegendd.

We married last week.
Sports › Re: Haaland Is Leaving Manchester City: His Next Team Revealed by budaatum: 9:09pm On Oct 13, 2024
Jokes Etc › Re: Suicide Rope by budaatum: 7:37pm On Oct 13, 2024
illicit:
You can buy second hand...

Kaduna used
Now, that was laugh! grin grin grin
Food › Re: This 5 Tiny Yams Was Sold For 2,000 Naira (video/pictures) by budaatum:
Might be thieves stole it or the farmer was afraid they might be stolen.

They are almost smaller than a hand! More like potato.
Gaming › Re: Just For Fun by budaatum: 7:22pm On Oct 13, 2024
joseph1832:
Pardon me, I'll really love for you to use that superpower of yours on Nigerians, please. 🙏
On Nigerians? My superpower really is atomically small. Least if I'm being honest.

Currently, I say, "food be in my belly", and my belly is full, but I've never tried feeding a state not to talk of endowing 200 million plus Nigerians with intelligence and smarts, lol.

I am currently experimenting very hard with the sweat of my own brow first though, such that when I say, "buda! Be smart and intelligent", buda gbam! Smarts and intelligent. Then buda will say, "others be smart and intelligent", and others too will rely on the sweat of their own brow to be smart and intelligent and wise.

In fact, I need volunteers. I'll be testing my superpower on me soon.
Jokes Etc › Re: Suicide Rope by budaatum: 6:36pm On Oct 13, 2024
MetaMatrix:
But.....why are they selling this for GOD's sake??
Money? As in, for the money.

Not everyone sells for "GOD's sake" .

https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/5/8/break/images-medium/1-slave-auction-notice-photo-researchers-inc.jpg

Humans, beware!
Gaming › Re: Just For Fun by budaatum: 6:17pm On Oct 13, 2024
Maeve7:
You are a character. smiley
Your answers made me smile.

I will answer the questions when someone tags me.
I was going to accuse you of not answering the questions before tagging iLegendd who is currently married to my wahala, but since I made you smile, consider Maeve7 tagged.
Romance › Re: This Is What I'm Doing To Save Money — What About You? by budaatum: 5:34pm On Oct 13, 2024
iLegendd:
I In my previous post, I wanted to tell you that I'm addictive, I'm proud, I'm arrogant, I talk too much when it's necessary, I'm funny, I'm a bad person, I'm terrible, yet I'm humble (in the midst of healthy ego), kind and loveable (when needed) and people hardly resist me even if they hate me.
I obviously can not resist you, lol. And I don't hate you. I do want to educate you though, hence my addiction to see you grow into the mighty person you are one day going to become and the great things you are going to do once you know your true worth.
Gaming › Re: Just For Fun by budaatum: 5:29pm On Oct 13, 2024
But you never answered now, before tagging buda!

1. What qualities do you admire in people?

Honesty. Integrity. Brain use.

2. What is your super power?

My words are my superpower. One day I will say "Everyone! Be smart and intelligent", and everyone will suddenly become smart and intelligently use their brain. I'm working on it, as I don't want anyone left out.

3. If you could change one thing about you, what would it be (character or physical trait)?

Discipline. I wish I was way more disciplined than I am.

4. If you could be someone else for one day, who would you like to be?

I'd like to be God. That way, I can kill all the Gods and everyone would then need to rely on the sweat of their own brow instead of looking to the heavens for salvation and manna and their daily bread. Yeah, I know Gods are not someones, but heck.

5. What advice would you give your children or niece/nephew for choosing a spouse?

Learn to learn when you are young, and learning will become your nature and lead to you being wise.

I tag iLegendd.
Romance › Re: Lady Goes Spiritual On Her Estranged Boyfriend (photo/video) by budaatum: 4:39pm On Oct 13, 2024
Rexymania:
This are skit... dangerous one at that, bcus if anything should happen to that guy, the witch will be in trouble
Its a skit about some imaginary boyfriend too, and unused condoms, as anyone who's ever used one would know.

It was made to sift the simps who talk and act not, from the men.
Politics › Re: Shocking: See The Mysterious Lake In Nigeria That Cures Sickness (video) by budaatum: 4:34pm On Oct 13, 2024
Not one single instance of healing in the video, note.

Fulani saw water gushing from Mecca and some people now believe they will be healed if they drink and bath in sewage.
Properties › Re: Argument With Landlord Concerning Harvest From Rented Apartments by budaatum: 4:20pm On Oct 13, 2024
Tenant wants to reap what he never sowed.
Sports › Re: Samson Dauda: 1st Nigerian Mr. Olympia Winner by budaatum: 4:14pm On Oct 13, 2024
His "wife is training him".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmbcY6OGZwE?si=24HfEr6GRTMOsLgQ

He does the 'work' though.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 3:50pm On Oct 13, 2024
LordReed:
Ijebos, budaatum

LMFAO!

The Bibles are sold for $60!
Trump's God bless China Bibles.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/10/11/trump-bibles-made-in-china/75625791007/
Romance › Re: Poll: Suggest What Next We Should Do To Deal With Nigerians After Fuel Hike by budaatum: 2:33pm On Oct 13, 2024
Politics › Re: Seun, We Need A Block Button In Nairaland by budaatum: 2:07pm On Oct 13, 2024
kkins25:
Is that even feasible? I've not seen any forum with a block feature.
Seun should consider an unlike button instead. That would pigeon the cats.
Romance › Re: This Is What I'm Doing To Save Money — What About You? by budaatum: 1:25am On Oct 13, 2024
iLegendd:
A Man doesn't really change, he adjusts to situations because of consequences. If that situation changes and consequences removed, he readjusts.

It's worse with women. They never change or adjust — they just pretend until they're tired of pretending. cheesy This is why a woman's family's background and her past matter the most if you must be with her for life. Women don't care about consequences — it's not in their DNA. They feel they'll always be forgiven because they're women.
I was going to hail this thread until I saw the above. Such a beautifully well thought out read the opening post was. All heard all the way through was iLegendd hasn't got time for any girls' phone anymore because iLegendd upped your game. Then you go and ruin it with the above.

Men change and women change too. Situations change for both and both adapt or they just wither and die. Think, dodo. The bird. It refused to adapt and is extinct.

The woman eats the right food, gets the right rest, exercise, etc etc etc and makes certain she doesn't bump her growing belly on calamity as she pushes and screams between her legs from her womb after 9 months. Consequence.

Nice thread, still.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 1:02am On Oct 13, 2024

Politics › Re: Seun, We Need A Block Button In Nairaland by budaatum: 12:33am On Oct 13, 2024
MIKOLOWISKA:
if you don't like the thread close your eyes
Instead of asking seun to help blind you.

I mean him.
Politics › Re: Seun, We Need A Block Button In Nairaland by budaatum:
helinues:
Helinues , the tormentor of the whole Obidients on NL

We are glad to have subjected you guys to be doing the chronic wailing. Our knacking dey reach well well be that.

Meanwhile, you can just erased my comments on this thread

grin cheesy
With his juju. grin

How come you never torment me sad

It sounds like a badge of honour.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 11:09pm On Oct 12, 2024
raumdeuter:
And black men are telling him to mind his business they don't need any education and patronage from him or any party

They will vote whoever they want. Gone are they days black men are sheeps
Of course they will "telling him to mind his business they don't need any education and patronage from him or any party".

The fuqers want to p diddy and don't want no one must stop them. Except the law will. And their ass is in jail.

Men, black, white, Americans will cry to the gods when Kamala wins and the wave of p diddy allegations hits them.

Crystal ball that misogyny is reducing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 9:58pm On Oct 12, 2024
bemeruca:
They are free to think for themselves that is the point.
Problem is they are not thinking.

They are p diddying!
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 9:55pm On Oct 12, 2024
basilico:
The election was stolen 100% .
Never ever doubt that.
Say that again. I did not hear you.

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 9:52pm On Oct 12, 2024
raumdeuter:
You don't need to lecture black men on how to vote. They have their brains and can decide what is important to them. Not these belittling and patronizing them
Yes you do need to educate black men and belittle and patronise them, unless it is okay with you that black men are out there p diddying.

Should we not protect our daughters from pigs, and our men from going to prison?

Obama played his race card presidentially if you ask me. He has 2 daughters afterall, and he very rarely plays it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by budaatum: 9:38pm On Oct 12, 2024
bemeruca:
Why are black men being belittled, CNN panel
https://x.com/TheWakeninq/status/1844696114043158747?t=Nli93CowyzG8QD4JPa9JsQ&s=09[/quote]Black men are being taught that pussy grabbing is immorally unacceptable.

Especially if its for tax cuts!

Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 8:01am On Oct 12, 2024
Mcslize:
Women will always value foolish men they can control that can give them freedom to mess around and won't say pim, no doubt about that.
Why would I go mess around when I got a king at home? Do people in your world go seeking brass when their home is full of gold? And no, I don't mean gold as in wealth, because I'm certain that's where you mind would go!

A smart king consults his queen and they rule their home with wisdom. And the children that come out of such kingdoms are princes and princesses and are definitely not for pigs.
Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 7:52am On Oct 12, 2024
Mcslize:
When you act unsubmissive as a lady, it kills your feminine aura. It will make you appear disgusting.
The only thing an unsubmissive lady kills is your tiny already dying ego, and that's because you are a boy.

Men don't mind women who are unsubmissive and equal to them because they know that 1 plus a half is one and a half, while 1 plus 1 equals 2.

Romance › Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 7:36am On Oct 12, 2024
Mcslize:
This is what we are saying. Some of you bunches of women are quite vindictive. You want to use ObalendeCMS as a second option just to spite a man you're dieing for who doesn't give a fvck about you? If this isn't stupidity, tell me what it is.
Dying for iLegendd, the breathe that I breath, the sugar in my tea, the heart of my soul, the one whom I wake up early in the morning to torment?

Guess you've told yourself what it is, you and your bunches of ObalendeCMS logic.

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