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Osu175:
How I wish the lion will just come back to life. Na there you go see run.

Nothing will happen.

Even dinosaurs defer to bullets.

Mogidi:
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Is he the only man at the senate, why are you not calling out your own senator? What did your senator do?

Shebi he's an Angel of light.

drberry:
Lol these two people funny sha... Ben Bruce just sounding like he wants to cry because they lied against him ...

Naaa, he's just dodging the question/accusation.

amjoseph19:
Pope will be like...
Here we go...
My name popzay, chilling with nigga rozay.
Look at them haters, dem dey gaze at us.
tie ur shoe lace and pick up the race or you race behind.

Are you Vic O?

coolsix:
Thats not a virtual card!

Oh, thanks for the correction.

kloverneon:
Can someone please help me out with proposal bid samples. It is not as if I'll copy it but I would like to see it and learn how effective bids look like and also produce one too. After reading a whole lot about the wining bid, I feel empty upstairs whenever I want to bid. Please someone should help me out; just good proposal bid samples...

Remember it's another human being on the other end who wants to get his stuff done ad painlessly as possible.

Without being verbose, just tell him what you'll do for him, and why you are the best for the job.

Then give relevant examples.

Don't copy paste applications. And make it tailored to the specific task.

01ghostmode:
Guys I've completed a job on upwork, bt d job still shows "on going" on my profile.
Do I've to go to d job details n click "end contract" to end d job?
Plz I need help cos contractors viewing my profile see dt I've an ongoing job n are unwilling to hire me.
Thanks guys.

If you end a contract by your self, your JSS will suffer.

Email your client to end it himself, and tell him to leave a fantastic rating. Hope you did a good job.

Having ongoing contracts will not affect you in any way.

Geofavor:
As a newbie, i don't have a previous job i did or anyother thing to put in my portfolio. Please what should i do?

It's not really that important.

What skills do you currently have?

cheehummer:
thanks.
I understand these, what I don't understand is how upwork system works. my employer had to go tho escrow.com to set up a milestone, I thought he just pays to up work, and up work releases the funds to me.
I was directed to escrow.com to agree to the terms set out by my employer, there I discovered that the only viable payment method for me is through direct transfer which would cost $40. Is that usual?

Thanks

You will be using Upwork's escrow system. Escrow.com is a different company entirely, I think owned by EBay.

It also costs nothing.

It protects both you, and your client, so that no one goes back on their agreement.

Client can't suddenly pull out, without paying you. And you funds won't be released to you, short of fulfilling the terms you agreed.

Certainly not the first. Maybe first self-generated, online.

Zenith had WebSurfer cards way back, before 2006.

Except you're a convent night guard, or something, 30 is very hard to believe.

Good start.

Now now it's Catholicism vs the Bible.

If you make it, soon, it'll be The Bible vs Reason.

Mental autonomy calls.

N800 will get you lots of fruits and vegetables...

divinehand2003:
Lol see celebrity via marriage oooo

Dey there naw.

Think Diana, Kate Middleton, Jacqueline Kennedy, etc.

Na so e dey work everywhere.

He changed his mind about female contact.

Decker:
Since you decided to create this thread, I'll be very honest with you.

I'd say you are naïve, immature, lousy and incredibly annoying. Plus you seem uneducated.
Definitely the kind of person I wouldn't want to have anything to do with.

The only thing I'd say is great about you, is your free spirit and awkward sense of humor.

Oh shit!

C'mon man. This is just mean.

You hear of those people who kill themselves after being bullied online? This is how it happens.

Except you know her thoroughly, from other threads, and she has roundly earned it...this is the nuclear option.

Maybe a catapult would have been appropriate.

Strike Emeagwali off that list chap chap: https://www.nairaland.com/177876/philip-emeagwali-genius-crook

I don't know about the others.

dgalon:
Yh it cud be black coffee

Hot coffee is a euphemism...

dgalon:
Beautiful couple
My wife to be is probably having coffee wit some guy around the corner of the world while I'm here patiently waiting....

Not coffee.

Maybe hot coffee .

bolayei:
A country on reverse gear will always move backwards...what does percing ve to do with competence...i think its time to change mindset...i wear ear rings on both ears n i am an employer both in nigeria n uk...i think i should stop employing people without percing since they wont employ me if it was the other way round...tell me one thieving politician that is pierced

The thing with piercings and tatts is that, to get them, on some level, you have to be unconventional, a kinda rebel.

And if you're not 'sheeple' you might just be difficult to herd.

And who knows what else you're unconventional about. Honesty? Hard-work? Punctuality?

Between an Einstein with a piercing and one without, my choice is pretty easy.

It's like having to choose between a single mum and a single girl with similar attributes.

Abbykem:
Don't judge a book by its cover, speaking from experience

On a statistical basis, 'judging a book by its cover' is a prudent move.

Lol, except its a favourite author...

kay29000:
I swear, even my friend didn't believe me. It was just one of those things that happen once in a lifetime. It was like I was in a movie.

Not once in a life time...

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.

Leicester di hot

batulakarada:
Maybe he was angry because he didn't initiate it ...posseive like audu will pick offence if they are not the one commanding u to be abused .

Your mind is already so made up that even if God parts the heavens, this very moment, to tell you that Sugarbelly is full of it. You'll likely tell him that maybe he was sleeping.

biafranqueen:
http://www.livescience.com/8202-women-stay-abusive-relationships.html

You miss my point.

Someone who is capable of getting jealous just because you flirted will not pass you around to a gang.

Alphaoscar:
The girl was 17 them but she was already a spoilt fish at that age . you guys talk as if been 17 equals been foolish and senseless. She was the one going back for more when the guy was obviously trying to avoid her.


She accused the guy of raping her with his friends but the content of the mails shows she's the one flirting with his friends and the was upset with .

No mind them. She wants us to believe that the same guy who took offence that you flirted with his friends, passed her around to be gang-raped - earlier.

Beremx:
well at 17,I just finished secondary school and while i waited to get admission into the university, as the first child of the family,I was helping my mum in her shop. Thinking of a relationship at that age was the least of my problem.

So you see,I didn't do anything that would bring shame to my parents at that age.

You just postponed it for a coupla years .

batulakarada:
When oby Ezekwesili who knows you in and out and even know you are a close friend to her children believes the story immediately without asking questions ...I think the verdict of the story has been given .

What integrity does she have?

What happened to her BBOG crusade? Are the girls back?

Only fools rush to take sides.

Ishilove:
Liar liar pants on fire.

I didn't expect him to admit it because a rapist will not admit he is one. Your old sins have caught up with you, Mustapha Audu.

In a sane country he would have been picked up for questioning but Nigeria is anything but sane.

You sabi this guy from before?

ODUBEZE:
Exactly my thought! He is not imparting the knowledge well to the students if more than 50% fails!
something is wrong somewhere, either his methodology is wrong or his ego speaks higher than his knowledge!
Whichever way, the school authority should look deeply into the case because at the end, it is the students that suffers!

My oga, with your grammar, they shouldn't have let you go too .

All these buildings way dey collapse, na students way dem 'let go' dey build them.

lakesidepapa:
@Buddhapalm, ur moniker lol. That's reminds me of a chinese movie "Iron monkey"

Iron Monkey own dey learn work .

Kung Fu Hustle's is badass.