₦airaland Forum

Businessideas:
if it takes $1000 to remove 5 letters then it costs $200 to remove a letter. At N247 a dollar, that's N49400 per letter. This is almost the three times the minimum wage the governors are complaining that they can not afford
I just hope this news is false.
Sen. Melaye should please respond to this to clear his name. God bless Nigeria.

My man na New York!

Oyibo get money die. You go hear things shock. Things like $5,000 on top dog surgery, etc.

Anthonyoz:
Some fellowers will be like, let me go collect the condom that has angel micheal in it that will fight infections

Omg! I'm laughing like an idiot

Thanks.

A brother...not a priest yet. Not even Deacon.

If you want to tidy a married woman, the WORST place is her HUSBAND'S house.

The combo of the dog is hilarious.

looseweight:
Lord, protect us and our fellow nairaland members

So non-Nairalanders should all go and die? .

50desh:
Have they (Biafrans) taught of how small their military strength will be?. Imagine a boko haram invasion in a little Biafra?.

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loju, a ti okere la ti n wo.

Although me sef dey fear Biafra, given how kwurrupt we can be, but your 'military strength' talk no be mata.

The entire population of Israel is a mere 8m.

And even beyond technology, I remember reading a statement, attributed to Napoleon, of morale being 3:1 - or something like that.

So forget what all those girls tell you, size doesn't really matter.

Demmocrats:
Before Jonathan held any political post, IBB have already looted 12 Billion dollars Gulf money.


Before GEJ became a President, OBJ looted 16 billion dollars for electricity.


Before Patience became the first lady, Abubaka looted the foreign reserve as the caretaker president within 9 months.


And all those men are still walking around as saints, the corruption fight should start from the source.

Lol, and these were just bulk sums for single deals. Not counting the small small ten billions that would have gone missing from time to time.

Well, someone has to speak for the dogs.

Helping dogs doesn't stop you from helping humans too.

dominique:
African Americans once complained that Josh Lucas doesn't use blacks for his movies (despite having a black wife). That must have prompted him to cast the guy.

And you believe one would choose his lead role based on the needs of a minority audience?

A black dude represents FRESH.

dominique:
I've never watched any of the series but I remember reading online that black actors complain that he hardly casts them in his movies.

Samuel marafaking Jackson...

@ OP

You should have made it a count-down.

The rest were sort of underwhelming after seeing the first badass...

How do they always get these things?

cleatoris:
The problem lies squarely on the doorstep of ignorance and hypocrisy. No culture contradict with the basic tenets of Christianity.
Islam is apparently the only exemption, my brother.

"He who is not with me, is against me" ---------- Jesus

"Unless you are born again, you cannot see the Kingdom of God" ---------- Jesus

pleiades45:
in america yes. they do it all the time. in fact like i said, in chicago police department you can request for uniformed police bodyguards to protect you for the day. its more money for the state. america is all about money.

Alright, thanks. Learnt something new today.

pleiades45:
you dont know what you are talking about. i have lived in america and have seen it many times. police officers on their day off act as bodyguards for celebs. http://nationalsecuritypi.com/body-guard-services/

this excerpt is from that link. its an american company that uses police officers as bodyguards



Our Bodyguards are HIGHLY TRAINED individuals with one goal in mind, keep the client safe. We provide executive protection to private individuals, celebrities, companies, workplace violence concerns, public figures and heads of states.
Our specially trained agents have organizational abilities as well as experience in handling all types of security risks. When you hire National Security Service, we match our officers with your lifestyle and security needs, ensuring that you receive the highest quality and non intrusive protection at all times.
Our Staff includes:
Ex Military Special Operations Officers
Ex Federal Agents
Police Officers

I am all for learning something new today. They work as private security in their police uniforms?

pleiades45:
and to those of you talking rubbish, in america, police officers do extra work driving around and protecting celebrities. the question you need to be asking yourself is ' was he doing this on his day off or was he on duty when he was driving timaya ' ?. thats the only question you need to be be bothered with. in every civilized country in the world, police officers do exactly what this police officer is doing. thats how they supplement thier income

Please educate us. Which 'civilized' countries oga?

xpac01:
Hediot! What's the meaning of superstressful . So people travelling by road are all dead That's my quagmire with some top secular artistes. Feeling like aliens among humans...

Sitting for 8 hrs vs 45 minutes are the same to you?

Osu175:
How I wish the lion will just come back to life. Na there you go see run.

Nothing will happen.

Even dinosaurs defer to bullets.

Mogidi:
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Is he the only man at the senate, why are you not calling out your own senator? What did your senator do?

Shebi he's an Angel of light.

drberry:
Lol these two people funny sha... Ben Bruce just sounding like he wants to cry because they lied against him ...

Naaa, he's just dodging the question/accusation.

amjoseph19:
Pope will be like...
Here we go...
My name popzay, chilling with nigga rozay.
Look at them haters, dem dey gaze at us.
tie ur shoe lace and pick up the race or you race behind.

Are you Vic O?

coolsix:
Thats not a virtual card!

Oh, thanks for the correction.

kloverneon:
Can someone please help me out with proposal bid samples. It is not as if I'll copy it but I would like to see it and learn how effective bids look like and also produce one too. After reading a whole lot about the wining bid, I feel empty upstairs whenever I want to bid. Please someone should help me out; just good proposal bid samples...

Remember it's another human being on the other end who wants to get his stuff done ad painlessly as possible.

Without being verbose, just tell him what you'll do for him, and why you are the best for the job.

Then give relevant examples.

Don't copy paste applications. And make it tailored to the specific task.

01ghostmode:
Guys I've completed a job on upwork, bt d job still shows "on going" on my profile.
Do I've to go to d job details n click "end contract" to end d job?
Plz I need help cos contractors viewing my profile see dt I've an ongoing job n are unwilling to hire me.
Thanks guys.

If you end a contract by your self, your JSS will suffer.

Email your client to end it himself, and tell him to leave a fantastic rating. Hope you did a good job.

Having ongoing contracts will not affect you in any way.

Geofavor:
As a newbie, i don't have a previous job i did or anyother thing to put in my portfolio. Please what should i do?

It's not really that important.

What skills do you currently have?

cheehummer:
thanks.
I understand these, what I don't understand is how upwork system works. my employer had to go tho escrow.com to set up a milestone, I thought he just pays to up work, and up work releases the funds to me.
I was directed to escrow.com to agree to the terms set out by my employer, there I discovered that the only viable payment method for me is through direct transfer which would cost $40. Is that usual?

Thanks

You will be using Upwork's escrow system. Escrow.com is a different company entirely, I think owned by EBay.

It also costs nothing.

It protects both you, and your client, so that no one goes back on their agreement.

Client can't suddenly pull out, without paying you. And you funds won't be released to you, short of fulfilling the terms you agreed.

Certainly not the first. Maybe first self-generated, online.

Zenith had WebSurfer cards way back, before 2006.

Except you're a convent night guard, or something, 30 is very hard to believe.

Good start.

Now now it's Catholicism vs the Bible.

If you make it, soon, it'll be The Bible vs Reason.

Mental autonomy calls.

N800 will get you lots of fruits and vegetables...

divinehand2003:
Lol see celebrity via marriage oooo

Dey there naw.

Think Diana, Kate Middleton, Jacqueline Kennedy, etc.

Na so e dey work everywhere.

He changed his mind about female contact.

Decker:
Since you decided to create this thread, I'll be very honest with you.

I'd say you are naïve, immature, lousy and incredibly annoying. Plus you seem uneducated.
Definitely the kind of person I wouldn't want to have anything to do with.

The only thing I'd say is great about you, is your free spirit and awkward sense of humor.

Oh shit!

C'mon man. This is just mean.

You hear of those people who kill themselves after being bullied online? This is how it happens.

Except you know her thoroughly, from other threads, and she has roundly earned it...this is the nuclear option.

Maybe a catapult would have been appropriate.