₦airaland Forum

thehomer:
I guess they're the conduit. God can't take the money from you directly, he needs some go-between to help him.

Go between like me.

Now give me your seed!

Not your sticky seed you pervert .

"The only reason we still take offerings is to get you out of poverty"

Yeah right!

Fantastic.

You are so altruistic sir.

Harfisco:
1Coach,
1Goalkeeper trainer,
1Team phycologist,
23 Players,
Total=26

Not counting those on loan...

"Ahmed, I thought I gave you money for school fees yesterday?"

"No dad, it was Ahmad"

"Oya take."

Ahmed takes the money, walks out, and breaks out a devilish grin as he crosses the threshold.

I don't know about your mum, but mine has really earned her place.

Tough act to follow.

Maybe you can ask me again after like 20 years of marriage.

Mikkyboy008:
So you muslim girls still do all those stuff our supposed 'christian' sisters do?That's a new one.Didn't see that coming.I did not see that coming at all.I think you're the first of your kind.The evolution has begun.

Lol, who do you think told Uncle Mo that there are 72 gazillion virgins upstairs?

Hehe, nice topic.

1. Damsel in Distress
2. Intermittent Rewards => badass.

Then there's the good ol' Bait and Switch. She acts all nice and sweet to entrap you, usually into a relationship. Then she reveals her concealed spots.

Not unlike the enchanting calls of the Sirens, or the promise of sex, from a Widow Spider - after which she's going to eat you for desert.

And flenty flenty more.

polt:
Please nairalanders...I really need your help ...I am depressed....people might say i am a fool but what i feel now i far beyond me....


I have been dating this girl for 5 years now.... We have been together through thick and thin and even as i type this, i shed tears... I have always Loved her.. All through the years, i have always been there for her and even when she lost her dad, i tried all i could... I have Hustled to see her happy. I took our relationship to the next level and went as far to see her mother and other extended family of hers. She treats me like trash even after all this years. Shared the little i had with her just to see her through thick and thin.. NOW she suddenly hates me for no reason. I had a little misunderstanding with her recently and suddenly her cousins started advising her to let go of me for no reason. I was there for her all through the years and those cousins of hers never advised her to leave me... Is it wrong to have a little misunderstanding with her and we can make things work. I never cheated on her all through the years and i am sating this from the debt of my heart. She cheated on me more than twice and even with a priest and her ex but i forgave and we moved on just because of LOVE.. IS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO BE IN LOVE? Now i am depressed and in pains... I really dont know what to do.. I really want to leave her . The SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE BODY IS WEAK....

PLEASE HELP ME NAIRALANDERS...

If you really want to kill yourself because of a girl, I can help you buy rope.

Don't be a f00l.

Be a man.

You are built to fight battles and to overcome adversity - not to come here and whine like a pathetic little b1tch.

Focus on making something of your life. 'Investing' in a woman is fool's gold. The only investment that will pay you dividends is you.

ugojohnlittle:
Good morning all,
I am a 27year old lady. I went into a relationship with a young Ikwerre guy exactly a year ago, he is 31 years old and works in an oil servicing firm here in Port Harcourt, we grew so in love with each other but there were two problems.
First; I am a Muslim while he is a Christian, and the second being being that he told me when we began our relationship that he was already engaged to a lady who was doing her masters in Scotland.
I was devastated at first, but he was just so nice and our compatibility was like no other, I just couldn't afford to lose him so we continued our relationship despite pressure from friends and family to leave him because of his religion.(no one knows of his relationship status) we still stuck together and like no man I've known, he was completely faithful to me.
Around July this year, his girlfriend came back from Scotland and visited, he told me when she got in and even told me when she'd be visiting.
He promised me that things won't change, the only thing being I couldn't visit him at home..to make up for this, he came straight to spend time with me once he closed from work and then will go home to her. I was really heartbroken then staying at home imagining what may have been going on with them. It was even worse when I called sometimes and he would not pick but will return the call later or in the morning.
She spent a week and went back to Calabar as she works with a Strategic Consultancy firm there. My boyfriend came back and told me to please understand that his heart truly belongs with me and that no one can take my place.
I however discovered from him that she came to conclude their marriage plans and that they were getting married in February 2016. I wanted to die, the thought of losing him was so painful, I was heartbroken and needed someone to cry to. He was with me all through this trying times assuring me that he'd forever be there for me and adviced me to take things easy.

All the while there was this guy that has been pestering me on whatsapp that he was crazy about me, begging me to give him a chance. I had always told him unequivocally that I was in love and in a relationship with someone else and warned him never to call me again
This guy does not have a job, he is a petty soft drink retailer, a devout muslim and acts extremely timid and naive he has a HND in engineering. I told him I was not interested and he said I should give him a chance.
I then told him never to call me that if he was serious he should come and meet my family.
The next day he was in my house with his people that he wanted to marry me.
My parents accepted him as they wanted me to break up with the Christian. He said he wanted to perform the islamic traditional rites by that weekend and I said no way. My whole relatives and friends begged me to accept him.
But my only reason for this was that I didn't know how to face my friends if they learnt that my boyfriend who I boasted was the best in the world married someone else. So I wanted to marry before he did.
I told the muslim guy that I did not love him and confessed to him that I was pregnant for my boyfriend, he said he didn't mind, that he will claim the pregnancy, he has also said he will not even hug me till our wedding night. I have aborted the baby as I took some drugs that made me bleed, my boyfriend wants me to keep the baby but we were cared that the drugs I took without his consent might affect the foetus or cause complications as the pregnancy progressed...the muslim guy does not know this

I do not know anything about him, I just know he still stays with his parents, and sisters and even has a sister who is back home from a failed marriage.

There are a few fishy signs, he said he broke up with his ex and changed his lines because of her, that I consider as being callous,
He also said his mom always disapproves of his choice of women but that she accepted me because of my calm disposition..but i am not calm, I am very opinionated and temperamental when you get to really know me. So it means his parents are domineering.
Whenever I don't take his call or tell him not to come see me, he calls all my family members reporting me.

I did not tell my boyfriend what happened and told him I wanted to let him move on, he probed further and I told him that someone had come for my hand in marriage.
He was really heartbroken that I stabbed him at the back, he said why did I not carry him along afterall he was always there for me. He was so heart broken and I felt so guilty, he said he will let me follow my heart and that he was hurt that I did not love him unconditionally. I begged him not to and almost killed myself when he told me to go my way.
We however made up and he started rationalizing it, telling me not to get married out of condition or compulsion. That my only fear was that I would share him with another lady but if I rushed into marriage, that the guy had the option to marry 3 more wives if it was not working with me and I will be stuck with my fear of forever sharing my man.

My boyfriend and his friends have begged me not to rush in to a marriage with some one I don't love but we have fixed the marriage date for December 4th this year.
I do not love him at all and he knows I am still seeing my boyfriend, he says that love will grow that he will let me do whatever I want to.
My boyfriend wants to prevent me from making this mistake according to him and is trying to get me a job away from here so I can relocate and clear my head. He says he loves me selflessly and will not allow me go into an unhappy family.
This other guy said if we get married and I get a job he will allow me relocate.
Please advice me what to do as I know I will forever love my boyfriend and this other guy is acting too suspicious.

Could this be love, what do I do now?

The first guy is using you.

Wanting to marry this other guy that disgusts you, just so you can save face is beyond stupid.

To get what you really want, most times, you have to create space for it.

The first guy doesn't really care about you. If he does, he would have let you go a long time ago. And if there had been space...

franzis:
Not only Shiloh but RCCG holy ghost convention, MFM prayer city

Lol, I did.

For they have it in Shiloh?

promgurlP:
Hi there fellow romancelanders, this is actually my first time writing here and I'm writing this out of frustration and anger. Well here it goes:

Today before my boyfriend left for work, he asked me to give him N2000 that when he gets back he'll give it back in the evening. But I told him I wanted to use the money for my personal use. He then asked me what I wanted to use the money for and I was like it's my money and I don't have to tell you. Initially he thought I was joking cos he asked me like three times but I gave him the same answer.
He insulted me calling me a useless and selfish person, that I'm very inconsiderate and wicked. He said it's today he knows I'm a certified calabar witch and the kind of hatred he has for me is making him feel disgusted. At first I was laughing, thinking he was joking but when he said I'm not taking him seriously I knew this n.igga meant every word he had just said.
And the worst part of it all, he went to complain to my elder sister that I'm refusing to give him the money and I know fully well that he is in need of it urgently. He collected the N2000 from my sister and left my house.
I'm just sitting here wondering, so it's because of only 2k my boyfriend is behaving like this, why did he have to embarrass me like that in front of my sister by complaining to her and borrowing money form her too? I'm feeling so bad that I've chosen not to speak to him again, at least not this night. What do you all think, was I wrong? What should I do now?

You should stay very far away from ANYONE who treats you with disrespect.

Law 26: Keep Your Hands Clean.

You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds.

Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat's-paws to disguise your involvement.

xreal:
Really?
So Buhari had someone who could represent him.

If the coronation were to hold in Benin Republic, Buhari would had flown there and spend few days there.

my president can sabi travel.

Hahaha, if he had wanted Buhari to come - easy.

Just hold the coronation outside our borders.

LatestTrend:
[size=16pt]Did queen of England come ? [/size]

Queen na gbogbo biz.

ogmaskman:
This onu guy looks to me like someone with something upstairs. ..

Lol, for where.

In my village, they call him Ogbonnaya Okporojiapu.

Okporojiapu means casava stalks, in my dialect.

When he was governor in my state, Abia, he came and shared stalks.

Businessideas:
if it takes $1000 to remove 5 letters then it costs $200 to remove a letter. At N247 a dollar, that's N49400 per letter. This is almost the three times the minimum wage the governors are complaining that they can not afford
I just hope this news is false.
Sen. Melaye should please respond to this to clear his name. God bless Nigeria.

My man na New York!

Oyibo get money die. You go hear things shock. Things like $5,000 on top dog surgery, etc.

Anthonyoz:
Some fellowers will be like, let me go collect the condom that has angel micheal in it that will fight infections

Omg! I'm laughing like an idiot

Thanks.

A brother...not a priest yet. Not even Deacon.

If you want to tidy a married woman, the WORST place is her HUSBAND'S house.

The combo of the dog is hilarious.

looseweight:
Lord, protect us and our fellow nairaland members

So non-Nairalanders should all go and die? .

50desh:
Have they (Biafrans) taught of how small their military strength will be?. Imagine a boko haram invasion in a little Biafra?.

Igi gogoro ma gun mi loju, a ti okere la ti n wo.

Although me sef dey fear Biafra, given how kwurrupt we can be, but your 'military strength' talk no be mata.

The entire population of Israel is a mere 8m.

And even beyond technology, I remember reading a statement, attributed to Napoleon, of morale being 3:1 - or something like that.

So forget what all those girls tell you, size doesn't really matter.

Demmocrats:
Before Jonathan held any political post, IBB have already looted 12 Billion dollars Gulf money.


Before GEJ became a President, OBJ looted 16 billion dollars for electricity.


Before Patience became the first lady, Abubaka looted the foreign reserve as the caretaker president within 9 months.


And all those men are still walking around as saints, the corruption fight should start from the source.

Lol, and these were just bulk sums for single deals. Not counting the small small ten billions that would have gone missing from time to time.

Well, someone has to speak for the dogs.

Helping dogs doesn't stop you from helping humans too.

dominique:
African Americans once complained that Josh Lucas doesn't use blacks for his movies (despite having a black wife). That must have prompted him to cast the guy.

And you believe one would choose his lead role based on the needs of a minority audience?

A black dude represents FRESH.

dominique:
I've never watched any of the series but I remember reading online that black actors complain that he hardly casts them in his movies.

Samuel marafaking Jackson...

@ OP

You should have made it a count-down.

The rest were sort of underwhelming after seeing the first badass...

How do they always get these things?

cleatoris:
The problem lies squarely on the doorstep of ignorance and hypocrisy. No culture contradict with the basic tenets of Christianity.
Islam is apparently the only exemption, my brother.

"He who is not with me, is against me" ---------- Jesus

"Unless you are born again, you cannot see the Kingdom of God" ---------- Jesus

pleiades45:
in america yes. they do it all the time. in fact like i said, in chicago police department you can request for uniformed police bodyguards to protect you for the day. its more money for the state. america is all about money.

Alright, thanks. Learnt something new today.

pleiades45:
you dont know what you are talking about. i have lived in america and have seen it many times. police officers on their day off act as bodyguards for celebs. http://nationalsecuritypi.com/body-guard-services/

this excerpt is from that link. its an american company that uses police officers as bodyguards



Our Bodyguards are HIGHLY TRAINED individuals with one goal in mind, keep the client safe. We provide executive protection to private individuals, celebrities, companies, workplace violence concerns, public figures and heads of states.
Our specially trained agents have organizational abilities as well as experience in handling all types of security risks. When you hire National Security Service, we match our officers with your lifestyle and security needs, ensuring that you receive the highest quality and non intrusive protection at all times.
Our Staff includes:
Ex Military Special Operations Officers
Ex Federal Agents
Police Officers

I am all for learning something new today. They work as private security in their police uniforms?

pleiades45:
and to those of you talking rubbish, in america, police officers do extra work driving around and protecting celebrities. the question you need to be asking yourself is ' was he doing this on his day off or was he on duty when he was driving timaya ' ?. thats the only question you need to be be bothered with. in every civilized country in the world, police officers do exactly what this police officer is doing. thats how they supplement thier income

Please educate us. Which 'civilized' countries oga?

xpac01:
Hediot! What's the meaning of superstressful . So people travelling by road are all dead That's my quagmire with some top secular artistes. Feeling like aliens among humans...

Sitting for 8 hrs vs 45 minutes are the same to you?