₦airaland Forum

Lamasta:
Most foreigners find it difficult to trust Nigerians irrespective of the business whether legitimate or not

We import $40B worth of stuff per year. We also export about the same value of goods.

These are transactions with foreigners...

peacengine:
Ighalo my man was strolling around the field

What should he have done?

He wasn't fed any balls...

Emmyk:
Hello everyone.

So, I will be going to Ghana briefly next month (7th to 9th). I want to know the vital document(s) I am to take along with me aside my Nigerian passport so I won't be ripped off at the airport due to my ignorance.

I have booked an airline tickets for a round trip. I will be going to meet a client whom I will be staying with all through my stay.

Thank you.

Aside the Yellow Fever certificate, I don't believe there's anything else.

For people who take you for granted, they also need to see that you're equally capable of being mean and unreasonable.

Your offers for peace get interpreted as weakness if you're not capable of, or willing to dish out discomfort.

Why is the US kissing up to North Korea today?

holllandis:
That ball should have been passed to Musa in first half

Very useless selfish bastard

Musa was on his blind side...

Besides, his role is to strike and not always look to pass.

Some days ago people were complaining of Musa being too unselfish

Vikzz:
sex with my girl who isn't sex driven, anytime we start like this in 3mins she'll be like it's making her wants to vomit, recently again I tried doing it with her and she complained but I didn't listen bfr I know it she started seeing few drops of blood from her vagina! please what could have caused That?

I'm thinking maybe it's her period but on a norms her period shows around 25 to 30th of the month but this is 14th of the month
I never one father pikin o God

pre-intimacy. Lube.

checkpoint:
Please Who knows why i always fall sick after sex?

Most times i have sex (good sex) i always fall sick for like 3 days....

I don't use sex stimulants or agbo and I would 10 to 15mins even more while sometimes very short but babes testify they really enjoyed it and buzzing to come back.

But I'll be giving excuses because I've got no stamina, this mad headache and chills, even this has made me not to like sex

You have a jealous spiritual wife.

Jokes apart, might just be because of the exertion.

Do you exercise sometimes?

sarrki:
He edited from Fulani herdsmen to gunmen

Mr President that’s the way to go

You are an elder statesman


Let the authorities saddled with the responsibility do their work

More like his social media guy.

These guys don't run their accounts — Trump included.

stieyven:
Fornication is a grievous sin. 1corinthians 6:15-20

Depends on your religion...

He's a Sun worshipper.

Mitjyland:
Rorh is a very useless coach.

The nest lineup he should have done is to put Mikel in that Midfield - Ndidi and Etebo can't hold ball.

Then drop Ighala and play Ahmed Musa as a top 9. Iwobi and Chukweze both wide.

UZoho or Ezenwa are far better goalkeepers too.

Henry and co make mouth pass you...until they got coaching jobs.

MissJoy29:
You are right sir. But getting to this point should mean something, right? They were playing as if they are still in group stage. They didn't play well at all today abeg.

Individually, our players played their hearts out.

But as a team, we didn't function optimally because the Algerians used high pressing, so we couldn't move the ball around with ease.

We should have done exactly the same to them.

They just had better tactics.

TheCongo2:
I don't think they will be a 3rd and 4th place fixture.

7 PM, Wednesday...

MissJoy29:
They have done what they know how to do best: disappoint us!

Some teams didn't qualify for this competition. Some others went home from the group stage.

And others were knocked out earlier.

No one wins all the time.

Kelvin30286063:
It has happened at last. Bye bye Nigeria

We still get 3rd place fixture.

All goal be goal.

After all na awoof dem score.

Oshe

Officialgarri:
The moment I saw Ned Nwoko for award, I knew it was the asslicker on the loose again.

What this guy doesn't know or what he chose to ignore is, your frequent visit will turn you into a nuisance.
Ned might be smiling with you now, but soon he will begin to avoid you.

This is the guy's hustle. Free him.

Has President Buhari gotten tired of his spokesmen, photographers and PAs?

They have a publicity role and need access to their boss.

Remember there's social proof too. From this guy he'll get tons of other ranking patrons as well.

Personally I don't hate him. I just believe that he's not the most competent.

In fact, I supported him before the election, and almost got mobbed at some pub in Lagos for voicing support for him and his anti corruption stance.

I believe that a president El Rufai would be a better leader and administrator than both him and Jonathan — who was in over his head.

Even if Jonathan is a saint, the looting under his watch was of biblical proportions.

Had Jonathan been in power up to this point, Nigeria would likely have been in direr straits.

"Every time I bestow a vacant office I make a hundred discontented persons and one ingrate."

----- Louis XIV

Rapmoney:
There are things you see in Nigeria that would make you start wondering whether your ancestors did the right thing running away when the Americans and Europeans came to buy slaves.

You can do the same for your progeny by travelling to Libya.

jlinkd78:
For those that will read and be asking that they didn't see server word, pls d highlighted "backend ' is synonymous with server. Thank you and I pray d courts come to our rescue

Ok sir.

Tosin has a big backend = Tosin has a big server

mrbyron:
Small insult, these people will just resign as if they are working for Npower. These guys have too many career options

Trump said they won't deal with him anymore...

Imagine if you were a supplier to say Shoprite, and the CEO says he'll no deal with a particular salesman from your organization. He's toast.

dermmy:
And this one calls himself the president of United States? SMH

Don't forget Clinton got blowjobs in the Oval office.

President Lyndon Johnson would wave his dick at reporters.

greggng:
If only we will have plenty judge like this, people will think twice b4 dirvocing

This is not unusual.

Tallesty1:
Which kain wahala be this?

It's relatively difficult to get a divorce in Nigeria.

That's why couples make up all those outlandish and amusing tales we see on Premium Times, etc

Too much drama.

On the next Episode on Nigeria...

alekside:
These days I hardly watch movies. The happenings in Nigeria alone is enough to entertain any movie lover.

New storylines keep coming up on a daily basis.

This was my exact thought yesterday.

No be small thing.

AbuuBilaal:
Firstly, comparing pigs to cows is an erroneous comparison. Cows are eating by virtually everybody in the country. I do not know any tribe that doesn't eat beef. Rather, all other meat sources only supplement beef.

Ok, so chicken colonies then.

pmc01:
This piece below delves further into just how badly Nigeria has been run. Nigerians have to stand up and reclaim this country now or never!


Answer to Is it possible that Allison Diezani stole all that money alone or is she just the fall guy for a group of people who stole the money? by Abbah Magaji https://www.quora.com/Is-it-possible-that-Allison-Diezani-stole-all-that-money-alone-or-is-she-just-the-fall-guy-for-a-group-of-people-who-stole-the-money/answer/Abbah-Magaji?ch=3&share=c9857b3a&srid=3kyPo

That was a great read.

dollytino4real:
they shod add dat yeye police dat was dragging her too o!

I believe the gist is he called some assistant IGP guy, who had him call the commissioner, who then sent him some boys...

So all na show.

tyup:
The mum probably got fed up of correcting him hence the decision to either watch him or join him

But this role from his mum is not support but outta Foolishness

Nah, $$.

Once you get money everybody tune go change.

"I knew it..."

SarkinYarki:
Are you the one that gave him millions ..that guy is just a first term senator and has not even collected his first salary as we speak

He can borrow against his future loot.

Paying off the girl can be his first "constituency project". Afterall, US congressmen are allowed to pay off sexual harassment claimants with taxpayers money.