the one i'm using now! Phew! China E71 - Eiroga series, rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

House, pls is FHEMMY a Nigerian? if he is, why is he "forming" and for who sef? let him keep his opinion to himself and yes the pounded yam made in those "woods" are the best!!
Boi, I am suddenly hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great loss this is!!! May her soul rest in peace. I reallly liked her acting. So saaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!

I still do not support Pst Okotie in politics and his meddling with such. Why won't he just keep his sermon strictly spiritual and FEED THE FLOCKS? The flocks can buy newspapers thereafter to know whats going on in politics! Most of us throw stones at leaders only because we are not in their shoes most critics will do worse when given an opportunity to govern even the smallest organisation. GEJ made a decision which in my opinion was not hasty but necessary, he reversed it because WE wanted it reversed not because FIFA gave him an ultimatum. I salute his courage at the reversal cos it shows the kind of leader we will live to respect.

This whole episode just made me remember Ebenezer Obey's song - "Ko sogbon to le da, ko si wa to le wu, ko sona to le gba to le fi t'aiye lorun o! Ha Nigerians! Leae this guy be for God's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!

pls send online link pllssssssssss

Whats this topic doing on a first page for God's sakes? THis is so saaad, we've got work to do joo! Poster, abeg toast am if u like am!!!

Inasmuch as I can say that I am happy with this development, on the other hand I am not. Why is the US taking this personal? Why is it only him been banned and not all corrupt officers who has been alleged so by EFFCC or something? I want to know, if this letter addressing only aondokaa was taken to Obama and he signed just this letter? Why Why Why? Very soon they will start telling Goodluck how to sleep with his wife. First it was Iwu, now its aondokaa, what next are they going to tell us? how to rule our country? who to put in position and who to remove? I am not happy about this development at all!!!!!!!! It shouldnt have been just him. I am not happy about this I repeat!Dont they have problems of their own in US? they should face it now and leave us all alone!! All said and done sha, good for Aondokaa but I am still not happy with US Government!!!

I PASSED "By this result, you are qualified to write the next stage of this examination"
Thank God!!!

I don't know her and Im just hearing about her for the first time here but what I wanna say is, 1. It sould be someone trying to make us know her by creating an awareness with this story, 2. The Liquor whatever may want to bring her into limelight after discovering her by inviting her to endorse their roduct but this has turned awry.
Anyways, if this story is correct, I say i like her courage for turning down the contract irrespective of how much its worth!

Meanwhile, I find the last paragraph of that post very insulting. The poster should mind how he puts his thoughts down in writing.

Are we sure this apology is from Sani Kaita and not someone playing with our minds here? I see no link of something.

I am not proud of being a nigerian right now!

rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-1

We just scored!!!

This guy is just an attention seeker! Have seen his other posts? Lies and lies! and he does a good job of gettingour attention too, Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand Pastor Ashimolowo well, he cited some examples which are accurately accurate! Like Moses Orimolade and Babalola's. These are men no one in our generation reckon with but their stories are genuine and I'm impressed with his write up. I am not saying Uncle TBJ is fake or real but every xtian has a transforming experience which you cannot forget in a hurry. I appreciate his giving ministry more than any other thing he does. He is a good example in this aspect but if its not backed up with God's power its just a show. So Pls let him tell us who his Pastor is cos I know who mine is!! and I know who my pastor's own is!!!

I got this somehow so i thot i should share it with u all. Keep ur ribs, pls.


Dreams are a crazy stuff, especially when malaria has a hand and a foot in it. Fancy the dream I had last night. It was so scary it made a horror film look like a routine Lagos traffic jam. I woke up sweating and decided it was time to see the doctor.


I dreamt that Senator Ahmed Yerima was elected the President of Nigeria. He settled into Aso Rock and introduced a thirteen year old, Fatima, as his wife and First Lady of Nigeria. That instantly posed a problem for the media which did not know whether Nigeria had a First Child or First Lady. Opinion was divided, but Ray Ekpu of Newswatch stepped in and decided that the media should hold a national conference and take a common position on how to address the President’s teen wife so as not to embarrass the President. The Nobel laureate Prof. Wole Soyinka maintained that to be grammatically correct, we should not address a child as a lady and asserted with authority that a “lady” is a term used to address “mature women” not “children.” He argued that she should remain a “First Child until further notice.”


But the People’s Democratic Party maintained that the problem was not grammatical but political. To which famous lawyer, Chief Femi Falana pointed out that the “child” in question was not of voting age and as such should not impose a political burden on the country. He maintained that the nation should assume that the President had no legal wife or in the alternative ask him to produce another wife worthy of being addressed as a First Lady and who was of voting age.

We were still trying to solve the matter when we heard that some civil right groups had taken the matter to the court to annul the marriage and let the child go back to school. We told them to hold on that the child was still in school and will actually be a part time First Child or First Lady and part time student. The case was dropped.

We would have rested the matter there but guess what? Along came Prof. Dora Akunyili (I mean Prof Dora Akunyili again!) and said she had it on good authority that Her Excellency was still bed-wetting. She said it would do great damage to her rebranding exercise and wondered “how you could rebrand a country when the First Lady was busy wetting beds abroad.”


The Federal Ministry of Health responded promptly that it had developed drugs which could take care of bed-wetting, but if the drugs were not okay, then the First Lady could use catheter in the night and not wet beds in presidential guest houses abroad. Everyone was relieved but guess what? The Central Bank came charging that such money would not be charged to any budgetary item and would amount to an extra-budgetary expenditure and fraud. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission agreed and said the National Assembly should approve a “Bed-wetting allowance” for the president, before any fund was drawn. They noted that if the man were to travel as much as President Olusegun Obasanjo did, then it would add to the national inflation and would be difficult to justify based on existing financial regulations.


Well the debate was still raging when we heard that President Barrack Obama was coming to Nigeria on a state visit and would be accompanied by his wife, Michele. Civil liberties organizations swung into action and tried to persuade the American Embassy to postpone the trip until the “First Lady” issue was resolved. But the Embassy said the visit was part of a tour of strategic African states and Nigeria was amongst the most important in Africa.

Obama actually came and was met on the tarmac by President Yerima with his wife, Fatima, in tow. Obama thought Her Execllency, Mrs Fatima Yeriama, was the garland girl and bent down to have her hang a garland on his neck. Her Excellency on the other hand thought differently in the innocence of her childlike heart, and thought he was bending down to admire her dress. She giggled and said, “Isn’t this a very wonderful dress? It is the same color with my undies.”

Michele laughed heartily and picked up Her Excellency in her hands, stroking her head. I nearly fainted! She turned to President Yerima and said, “This should be your beautiful daughter, where is her mother -your wife?” To which President Yerima looked at her stunned, not knowing what to say. The American ambassador to Nigeria stepped in and saved the situation, “Mrs. Obama, that is the President’s wife that you are carrying in your hands. You may wish to put her down beside her husband so that the reception will continue.”


The Nigerian First Lady who had been struggling to get out of Michele’s hands, looked up indignantly at the American First Lady, said, “I will not be your friend again. Only my husband carries me up and you dared to carry me up.”


President Obama stroked his tie thoughtfully and said, “Let us not have a diplomatic row over this, I forgot to tell Michele that in Africa you catch them young. It is entirely my fault. My apologies to the First Couple. And now Mr President can we proceed to other reception formalities?”


Soon the airport reception was over and the two First Ladies had to while away time while the Presidents discussed matters of state. Mrs Yerima insisted on showing Mrs Obama her toys and her grades in school. The other women stood idly by as one baby doll after the other was shown to Mrs Obama. “My husband bought this toy for me from China, she can even sing, let me play it for you.” Mrs Obama nodded.


Her Excellency Fatima hit the button and the doll began to sing, “God damn America the great Satan, down with the infidels and down with the west…” Mrs. Obama cringed but the child paid her no heed.


She bounded over to the television and turned it on. Then she moved the dial to Cartoon Network and turned to Mrs Obama, “Do you watch Tom and Jerry?” But by this time Mrs Obama had had enough, she fainted and had to be flown back to America.


I was filing the report to my editor when my wife woke me up and said it was time to take my anti-malaria drug.

For God's sakes who told Kenny Saint Brown she could sing? That girl hurts my ears!!!!!!!!!!

Why won't people mind their own business and their own sectors for Christ's sake? Let him go and solve all the banking epileptic problems before chuking his nose in other peoples pot of soup abeg!!!

Sola Allyson is a judge on Project Fame? No disrespect o, the woman is good when she sings her kind of sogs which is Yoruba Folk songs but outside that wavelength, she can't compete anywhere else so why would she be a judge of a multitalented musical show? This beats me truely!!!!!

I need to see Goodluck Jonathan!!! 10bn? For what? I am angry exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this poster needs to first grow up before getting married. Is this how you will go about announcing your non-problem to the world? If you have 100k and u want a wedding for God's sake go to court with your parents and hers, get the deed done and take them out to eat somewhere. Thats all! You don't need to go aborrowing to get married.

very sad phenomenon!

It was on my elder brother's 30th birthday, I had a surprise party organised for him with all his friends and family friends in attendance. I had a three course meal prepared and there was a fruit juice in the menu. It wasn't my first time of making fruit juices o but this one went very awry indeed. I don't know what it became after blending the fruits together, it was looking very ugly and till today I cant explain what went wrong. The funny thing nevertheless, is that they all enjoyed it!!!!!!!

I can watch these films over and over and over again
1. Coming to America
2. Maid in Manhattan
3. Godfather 1-3
4. The pilot's wife
5. 300 Spartans
6. Meet the Fockers
7. Achiles

Now this is what we are talking about. Even the FG is marginalizing and then we go out blaming other sectors who does. When Banks sacked HND holders and others pay them a different salary as their University counterparts, we were crying wolf, now the Govt. that should be a bridge and work out things are the one doing this. Why dont they just scrape out Poys then and lets know where we belong! Its becoming too much ke!!!!!!!!!

I love both and for normal office, I wear my simple Gold while for occasions depending on the attire, I am between Gold and Beads, Beads tend to bring out the cloth better than gold most times.

No!

Omo - Sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omo Dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will never marry a man without vision nor mission in life. NFA!!!!

I didnt know we have so many muslims on NL until this post!!! Where do they all hide when topics of killings and terrorism are raised here? Now there's this story about the koran and all of them are talking.