~Sauron~:

Married to who? Ayettymomma?

Fara bele, Koye feyin hale

u dey crase; den send u to me

see, anywhere tin ba nlo, mo man lo pelu ibon
i sabi Dagrin lines pass u

tkb417:

but u know my styley na, uve seen my give comments about my fkavour here and there on this forum.
but; abeg cut this your wahala and give the code to your apiary (without the bees inside tho)

if you can find my sexy body out then boy come and explore
figure out where the apiary is and i will tell ya what i have been stalling

i dont wanna disclose my flavour in front of Sauron

disclose little to him so he could learn

dont play ignorance with me o

i swear i wont

tkb417:

u dey crase; den send u to me

see, anywhere tin ba nlo, mo man lo pelu ibon
i sabi Dagrin lines pass u

To ba fe k'won sha e bale, wa fori bale.

@OP A Nigerian man  i would love 2 be specific but dat could be 2 rude

dayokanu:

^^ Chamotex,

Osun you mean Ilesa? Cos not all Osun state ppl are Pounded yam favourites, For Pounded yam axis check Ilesha, Ondo and Ekiti states

Yep Ilesa . . . . . I'm going there to singlehandedly handpick my wife.
Only the best will be considered.

dayokanu:

Chop Ponded yam for night, drink 2 big stout plus Alomo bitters and do you thing all night

Kasapreko!!!

y me:

if you can find my sexy body out then boy come and explore
figure out where the apiary is and i will tell ya what i have been stalling
disclose little to him so he could learn
i swear i wont

ill need to enlist the services of a wizard to figure out where your sexy body is tucked right now

apiary should be in England/Nigeria. so whisper into me ears and lets stop this preable

tkb417:

ill need to enlist the services of a wizard to figure out where your sexy body is tucked right now

apiary should be in England/Nigeria. so whisper into me ears and lets stop this preable

So you mean you dunno where Y me dwells? Cheese n Rice.
Hit me on BB and i'll tell you.

~Sauron~:

To ba fe k'won sha e bale, wa fori bale.

how can that be possible when i'm a soldier boi, won pe mi ni akogun

tkb417:

ill need to enlist the services of a wizard to figure out where your sexy body is tucked right now

apiary should be in England/Nigeria. so whisper into me ears and lets stop this preable

aiit am not on planet earth at the moment but in jupiter  
naija is out, england-------------hmmmm wrong but a little close

~Sauron~:

So you mean you dunno where Y me dwells? Cheese n Rice.
Hit me on BB and i'll tell you.

am i on your rader?

y me:


aiit am not on planet earth at the moment but in jupiter 
naija is out, england-------------hmmmm wrong but a little close
am i on your rader?

correct!!!
ure in dublin, paris, amsterdam, munich, Glasgow, Cardiff
one of those

y me:

am i on your rader?

I know where you at. . . . .

man-liar, no aspiration, foul mouthed, not a prayer man! the list goes on

little or no self-esteem,dignity,and pride. And someone that pays too much attention to her looks can also be irritating.

never marry a nagging, quarellsome, over-demanding, jealous, lazy woman

a self-centered, arrogant, immature & stingy man, NOT FOR ME

A lying, deceitful and fake woman, Wldnt even be my maid

i hate lies and sturborn

I can never marry a woman who is not in the same brotherhood with me

Echidime:

I can never marry a woman who is not in the same[b] brotherhood [/b] with me

Which brotherhood is that?

Very Afraid to talk of that,

not even to imagine it.

because i hate wicked ones

but like sweet-hole !

yjay:

a self-centered, arrogant, immature & stingy man, NOT FOR ME

ole

How quick we are to point out the xters we dont want in future spouses. U nko.Dont u know dat like begets like (@ least wen humans r involvd)? Work on urself to imbibe  the right xters and every other thing will fall in place.
Remember,`the perfect wife is the woman who is married to the perfect husband`.

tkb417:

ole

yjay:

wassup

I will never marry a man without vision nor mission in life. NFA!!!!

Bukittes:

I will never marry a man without vision nor mission in life. NFA!!!!

how will you know he doesnt have mission/vision

and besides having mission/visions isnt the same as working towards actualising them.

A lot of people have visions but what distinguishes those who actually fulfils the mission and those perpetually on drawing board is the zeal to make it work.

Having visions isnt and wouldnt be a panacea to success so remix your line

a woman that will never allow me do my thingy
a woman that is always a sex freaky ass
a woman that can't read my mind and say honey i understand what's in ur mind  ;

a liar and a cheat: i will dismantle her instanta  

tkb417:

wassup

i'm good, u call me ole abi?

A woman that is too confrontational.

I just hate it.

yjay:

i'm good, u call me ole abi?

ehn now

a bossy woman, i love submissive women with a touch of humility, all the way muuuaahhhhhh

Hmmm lets see even though Marriage is still at least 5 years away for moi. . . Unattractive,Not smart,Disrespectful,Vindictive,Undiplomatic,Bad cook (At least be able to boil rice for God sake),Vain (Mrs Aso-Ebi,Aso-Ota e.t.c, white gold,purple gold,pink gold,rainbow gold so on and so forth well not till i'm earning LeBron money),Frigid,Paranoid wo when man reach that bridge we go cross am