I once dated an Ogbanje. She was the best female friend and lover I have ever had! Did everything to please me, wanted me to be the one to disvirgin her, I was in 100L then. But I wasn't interested to hear her stories, since she told me she has been delivered and freed from the marine world, and the eyes of one of my friends played a key role to her deliverance. Sometimes, I wish I could meet her to continue where we left off after close to 20 years

High heels! And Men clothes on women

Please allow him to suck his fingers, that's God's and nature's way of correcting speech impediments, allow him to be using pacifier, don't listen to what people will say, allow him to suck his fingers, and the muscles of his vocal chords, tongue and mouth will be strengthened!

You can still take him to a speech therapist!

Fineboy = A lady, a female solider

Saturday

Tigress

Nigeria = A Togo man that works for our company

"You're not romantic" - You're ruthless with your decision-making


My ex wife line

Some mothers! Na wa for them Oooooo!

Biko, let her make it up, if it is too little!

A lady in my church got a holy anger like you one day and resigned and started her own school, which has grown to a secondary school now, sadly she died this month, at the peak of her career.

Start your own school

Hypertension

DanielAlhassan:
Yeah
My primary school classmate
After several years of seperation

After some year back she came back to my area and we connect on Facebook she love me so much but she was not that beautiful so I was ghosting her because I was feeling like a king and a fine boys

Now I realize I messed up all this useless girls now are ashawo looking for who to give them money

Finding true love now is hard ooh

I for manage her like that ooh

I call my ex wife Madam Poor and Proud! And the Mumu think say na better name.

If a woman tell you she go frustrate you till you die, my brother believe me, she can!

3 years marriage I nearly died, till I started returning every wickedness with wickedness!

And the mumu is always surprised when I show her I can be as wicked as her!

Thank God she ran!

Now, she has been sending one of her friends to beg me to beg her to come back

When am ready, I go try love again, but not now!

Today it is obvious, who needs who the most

She sent a tweet for people to know where she is, just in case of eventualities, nothing more, nothing less. May Her Soul Rest In Peace! Amen!

No Peace Nor Rest For The Wicked! Na Me Be Her Nemesis

She has a daughter of a marriageable age, but she no dey control her daughter as much as she dey control her siblings! I tell Madam, since your sister has a daughter, cant she wait, when she marry she go start her evil mother inlaw, why give her so much authority over your marriage?

Well! There is so much wickedness in my marriage, I wonder if she ever liked me, talkless of love me

JonOfAustrlia:

.sorry this sounds deep. Dont you want the game to end? I dont like these wicked in law games

My Sister inlaw is as smooth as the devil itself, but I always beat her to her game! Like you said, she says something evil with I smile, Me I no dey smile, I dey give her back to back. After sometime, since she couldn't face me, she started calling my parents to insult them, till my elder sister put a stop to that rubbish!

Recently, I gave her a trailer load of my sharp venomous mouth, she started gathering people to beat me up, but you know, once you are BIGGER, you are BIGGER!

I bought them over!

I told her I will put an end to her rubbish, even though her sister has gone back to her, which has always been her plan, because she kept tell me "Why will her sister be married when nobody in her family is married?"

And I will put a stop to her wickedness! And evil!

God gave us his in Exodus 20:12; while Apostle Paul added his in Ephesians 6:4

Even Ephesians 6:2-3, still warns Children to honor their parents before Ephesians 6:4

So, who will you obey first

Spherical77:
Yes i understand. But could you please tell me the instruction God gave parents just as he instructed the children to obey their parents?

I have seen a lot in life! And I know if care is not taken, we are bound to make our parents mistakes with our own children! I am not supporting his mother or the father you talked about!

I am talking about what is good and acceptable before GOD!

Last year I bailed a Benin boy and a loved one from Slavery in Ghana. Their parents pushed and sent them there, both nearly dead, till I have to pay some hard earning money for their freedom, just for the edo boy's parents to tell him not to come back home, with benz and yahoo money.

Some parents are horrible but the bible said "Honor your parents, so that your day will be long"

Let God deal with the wayward parents, our duty is to honor them, less you will repeat their mistakes with your loved ones

Spherical77:
guy forget talk, all these Karma of a thing na scam. Some parents are BAD and they deserve whatever they got from their kids. I know of a father who was in support of his son doing Yahoo. They both enjoyed the proceed realised. Sadly, the son had been apprehended. He had spent close to 8 years in prison. Could you believe the useless father moved on easily as if nothing happened? Why? Because he has other children. He hasn't set his eyes on his so called good son since then o. I learnt he claimed he can't be alive again. You can imagine? This is someone who was engineering the son all because of money. Two of the other son's talked to him concerning what he's doing but the useless father used to shut them up because they don't have money still hustling legitimately. This was a poor father who failed in giving his 5 children at least an average life o. He couldn't send any of the children to school. Now one of his son hate him with passion for destroying his brother's life and abandoning him in prison claiming he's long dead. Are you directly or indirectly saying that good for nothing father do not deserve even more than that from his other children? Are you telling me when his other children grow up and have a family their children too will dispise/hate them? What his own parents didn't do to him, he does it to his own children. Can you imagine this father advising his eldest son to look at his younger brother then doing fine, building a house and taking good care of the family while him (the eldest son) is just like a living dead. He was indirectly encouraging his eldest son to go into crime like his younger brother just to make money and be spending for him. Money the useless father couldn't make before bringing those innocent children to this miserable world. The last son hate him with passion and he always fight him whenever he pissed him off. The last son always wish he could see his brother for once and tell him how his accomplice (their father) moved on so easily as if nothing happened after eating and enjoying all his money then, how his father claimed he's dead and never bothered to visit or look for him because he has other children.

Some parents deserves more than that

You are still justifying your action! Son! Your repentance is still far, but dont let GOD humble you!

Moz22:
you didn't read where I said I only stay alone.. i only came here cos we've not had light in days and we stay close. I know your type here actually but i won't say much to u

If there is any child that ought to abandon his mother at her old age, I should be the first! But I understood early in life that what goes around comes around.

How you treat your parents will be how your kids will treat you!

I decided to forgive her and take care of her even when she was still younger and active, talkess of now she is old!

Please make peace with your mommy for your sake and for your children's sake!

Karma is wicked!

And i found out that we subconsciously marry partners like our parents!

I presumed you are not married now! Don't worry, the chances you will marry somebody like your mom is like 99 -1 percent.

My wife wasn't any thing like my mom, when we were dating, but when we got married! I was so shocked I ended with my mom in my wife! That's why she felt I changed towards her, I did not change, but those things I did not like in my mom I saw in her, I had to start letting her know early enough that I will not condone those traits.

If it were in my hood or in my village, your mates, will strip you naked and flog you mercilessly. Some of the videos are still online. I friend is running mad in their village, his mom got him drunk and slept with him, and started sleeping with him, when he couldnt take it he reported to the elders, the mum is free, but he is mad now, a bright future terminated, nobody cared that the mom was the witch.

Nobody will care to know, what your mom had done to you, but you committed a sacrilege.

Ask for her forgiveness, and move far away from home, if you die today, your father's house will still run without you.

Go and hustle, and make good money.

My mother tells me she loves me now, because I fund her account every now and then, that she does not lack, sometimes you will see guilt all over her.

She had tried to apologize, but am not comfortable, we grew up, knowing parents don't say sorry.

Make money and kill her with kindness.

But if you want to live long to achieve all your dreams, ask for her forgiveness! And forgive yourself. If not! Sorry is your case

What your Mum just did in natural with women, talkless of one with just one child, and a son for that matter! She feels your girlfriend wants to reap where she did not sow. You mum does not want you to love any lady more than her. If mothers and their favorite sons go through this phase, it is in your place to reassure her that you will always love and no woman will ever take her place.

Or come back one day, call her and say: "Mum Am Gay!"

Shock her to let you live your life in peace.

Or threaten to cut her off your life by moving out. She go gentle!

My former flat mate is running mad in their village because of this, his mother finally seduced him and they started having sex, instead of the mother to run mad, when the villagers found out, the son that was seduced became mad.

The choice is up to you.

Or lastly, prayerfully follow your mom

Does your wife-to be understands and speaks Igbo very well?

Because language and communication matters in inter-tribal marriages.

Well I am Igbo from Anambra married an Akwa Ibom, the marriage did not last because she wanted to please her friends and family at my expense.


My cousin married an Akwa Ibom, they are enjoying their marriage, the lady understands and speaks Igbo very well, only that my aunt, her mother-in-law complains that she does not come close to her, which I noticed this Christmas holidays, if she's not beside her husband, she will be inside her room, she doesn't go near her mother in-law like other daughter in-laws do.


A couple of my friends are married to Akwa Ibom ladies and they are enjoying their marriage.

And from observation, I found out that those of my friends and cousin that married from Akwa Ibom that are enjoying their marriages, their wives have one thing in common, they understand and speak their husband languages: Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa.

But we have all agreed in one thing about our Akwa Ibom wives they are all domineering. If you can live with that you are good to go.

Some body in her small circle is emotionally blackmailing her! Could be her mother, could be her parents, could be her siblings. And being the first child, she is supposed to carry the burden her own parents couldn't carry. Making her feel like a bad person because she is not living up to their stupid expectations.

This is one of the things that destroyed my marriage, madam, always felt bad for living a better life, than most of her friends and siblings, and they made her feel bad for having a better life then, by God's grace. That she told me, that she rather be in the same level with her friends and siblings than above them. So with her hands she destroyed her success to please them.

And I saw how depressed she would be some times, after their useless calls, because they make her feel like a bad person.

This thing does not stop unless your woman decide to stop living in guilt of her parents inability to cater for their family.

Last year we read about a doctor that committed suicide because he failed his exams. I met some one close to the family, and I got the right gist, being the first son, there were a lot of expectations from him, to alleviate the family from poverty, not only the family, but a whole village that contribute to his training as a doctor. Thinking if he passed the exam will bring him promotion at work with more money. When he failed I felt like a failure and ended his life, so is your girl feeling right now.

Why are Nairalanders stupid! Somebody narrated what happed to him, and all these wasted sperm started typing shit! OP no mind them! This shit happen a lot in shared flats and face-me-I-face-you apartments. The only place you have a fault is that you would have know people are devilishly curious, you would have sealed up all holes and cracks on the wall and on the door! Prevention is better than cure!

Please How much is the acceptance fee ND1 Okopoly? Thank You!

id4sho:

Did same, local man cannot be buying condoms again. Room&car, I pick it anywhere I sight it

See Us Here! Na WE Be This! I dey finish one pack of Dangote Spaghetti at a sitting! I no rice at all na Spaghetti I dey chop pass, and na the only food, i fit chop without meat, fish or egg

I used to take my Dad's condoms when I found his stack! Till a day I saw him looking for them and he couldn't tell us what he was looking for, but I knew what he was looking for, so I started stealing them for fun, opening new packs to remove one or two, and watch how exasperated he will be looking for them, murmuring there is spirit in this house that takes what does not belong to him My Daddy did not know I have the spare key to him room and when he changed the locks, I started entering through the windows, to just find out the new place he had hidden them

chinex11:
we will be surprised how sexually active our parents are. That's how I saw vega packets recently in my dad's cupboard while cleaning up for him.

They are humans and obviously have urges

God Bless You For Sharing! I Learnt A Lot! Thank You!

She should make effort to be the first to greet you! I have a friend who used to get shocked whenever I greet him in the morning at work or in the Church! One day he told me he has never greeted his parents before. He was raised not to greet at all! Now he is the first to greet!

Your soon to be ex girlfriend might be my ex wife younger sister! Just the same character! She knows all my duties and responsibilities but none of hers!

Cooking is slavery, but bleeping is love! Sorry Madam! No food! No Bleep!

Igbo Amaka! Completing My House This Year By God's Glory! Amen!

Madam it is your job to calm him down! Speak to him calmly, reassure him of your love and trust in him. Every family went through this wilderness period and most of us came out stronger

During the era of Nneka The Pretty Serpent! Abeg could be marine spirit

TechspeciaIist:
why you no follow am go enjoy the real thing