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Thank You JESUS!

ExudeLoveToAll:
What God did for you is unquantifiable, you escaped death penalty or life in prison. This is a miracle, what kills is smaller than what you did. Thanks Jah for you.

Secondly I promised GOD I will never raise my hand against any woman again in my life, but marriage will try you!

After I beat our house girl and she died! I believe she was died! Because the amount of water I pour on her could have woken her up, if it was mere fainting!


I cried and begged her to wake up, but no way! I cried and cried! I saw my life wasting away in front of me

I just looked up into heaven and asked GOD to please wake her up, if HE does I will never raise my hand on any woman again, just a 2 minutes prayers, she coughed and woke up and asked what happened, thank GOD we were alone in the house! Till date nobody knew such thing happed!

My neighbor slapped me once, because I did not retaliate, she boasted she will do it again, the second time she tried it, I grabbed her husband, an innocent man, minding his own business Oooo! I beat the living day light out of the man while she watched! I told her the next time, she go collect her own. For a long time I had peace in that compound!


After a long while they forgot the beating and started again

One Saturday during compound cleaning, I remembered I bought a brand new heavy cutlass for my work, I brought it out while she was running her mouth, with my palm oil to sharpen and greased it. I noticed the horror looks on their faces, I went on whispering while I sharpen the cutlass.


When I finished, I stood up and asked her "Were you talking to me" before she could answer, I dragged the cutlass on the concrete floor, it clanked and sparks went flying everywhere, everybody took to their heels


From that day till they packed out, nobody troubled me again

He must have promised the 17 year old boy money he did not intend to pay him!

N500 everyday for 1 month is N15k, I dont know how much you give her as pocket money monthly, package all of them and be giving her as monthly feeding allowance. Maybe it will be upto N25K to N30k. My friend has a family of 6 person, he said he does not miss giving his wife her N25k monthly feeding allowance and magic happens. For me a family of 3, I was giving madam N30k monthly.


N500 daily does not working for any household in Nigeria

During our NYSC days Bovi wore 1 green boxers for 6 months till the boxer caked and took the shape of his crotch. The boxers strong sotey e no dey soft again for water, if e wash am and hang, the boxers go siddon on top the rope like a cast iron! The day e change am, we throw party for our Corpers lounge

For a man that lives in Lekki and works in Victoria Island, the food worth that N2,200.00. It could be more! That rice is more than N500! That bean is upto N500 bean, the plantain looks like N500, making it N1,500.00. The meats are bigger than N200 meats around here. Good bargain

GOD Forbid Ooooo! I Be Child Of GOD Ooooo!

VinnyBaba:
U be DEVIL Pikin, Wahalli! 😏😒

Anything I write down I hardly forget! Maybe you should start writing things down, so you will not forget!

My mum always complained her sales girl was stealing from her! And the sales girl had a locker where she keeps her things, because she lived with us! My mother never searched her bags or locker for one day! As she was stealing from my mum, I was was stealing from her too! I can easily pull out the back of that locker and still push it back! Whenever she is paid I steal all her salary!


After a while, everybody believed our house was haunted because this girls money and things kept missing!


My Dad was a tough lecturer! After exams, we steal out students scripts and give to them to rewrite, and resubmit, provided the pen or biro matched the one they used in the examination hall and we stole that business from my uncle! He kept wondering why students were not longer approaching him for that business! We charge less, and we help both sexes, but he was helping only the ladies that will give him both sex and money.


And I kept wondering how he never caught me peeping at him while em dey chop those girls for him room! My uncle chop and useless plenty female students! I watched them all at night! Wonder how he never caught me or he simply did not care!

This is part of the things that killed Mohbad! Men teach your sons about love, relationships and marriage!

Congratulations Ebonyi State! You people are doing well!

GOOD News!

Yes! Na Very Big RED FLAG! Why will she intentionally provoke you! That is wickedness! You do not manipulate someone you love! She does not deserve a cool guy like you! Period!

This woman na witch! She said "Will is getting Old and will need someone to take care of him" Will Smith at 55 is getting old and would need help, while you Jada at 52 is getting "Younger"



This woman go kill Simp Smith for us Oooo!

Yes! Because My Boss and her family, and few other older friends took up most responsibilities that day, so I spent little of my money!

Oga you are a manipulator! Na your type dey use girlfriend plus up! You asked her to borrow money on your behalf (A Big Red Flag) Still told her to change her pin to avoid being debited (Another Red Flag) You got what is coming to you man

Don't let her enter your car for a long time! Since she has money for uber, let her be entering uber for now! When madam said she is not a slave or a gate woman, to be opening and closing the gate for me! I stopped carrying her in my car! She will find her way from Ajah to Lekki and back everyday , thru and fro work, till our Pastor begged me!

Will you marry me?

lavylilly:
Are you still married?

No! I would have asked God a lot of questions concerning her! Nobody has ever hated me like her! Not that I care! But most times it is shocking that you sleep and wake up beside a fellow that hates you so much! That wants to destroy you! She's wants to come back now, but fear and the new found freedom, no go allow me welcome her back.

Me wey be man dey chop pass 4k daily! Some meal dey cost pass 4k even! I dont try to cut down, but e no dey work

Continue dey chop for your ex wife house! We go read your obituary for here

Hope you called him?

IfnobeGod20:
Where did you get his number from. I just used Truecaller to check now and it was true.

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