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My former room mate Monday from Kogi state, I have watched him stopped rain twice! I have seen him chew and swallow bottles!


One of our former staff Saheed, one of the best staff I have had! He always have a black ring in his pocket, which he puts on before a fight, and for the ring to work you have to beat him first and he has to cry for help.

He slapped 2 okada men into convulsion, He slapped another staff too into convulsion and he spent 3 weeks at the hospital, we had not choice to to let him go!

Where are the pictures?

Supremedrizzy:
So I was joking around with my babe last night and mentioned something about having finer girls than her in my DM, she rebutted and insisted she had finer guys too asking her out.

I asked her to send me a picture lets compare, so she sent some pictures of the toaster which I told her point blank that the guy wasn't fine. I simplely explained to her that I see my self as 5/10 so any guy I'm finer than is not handsome. She kept insisting that the guy was finer so we decided to let neautrals be the judge. I will post pictures of two guys without specifying which one is actually mine to avoid bias.

So please help us judge.... this is for fun bad belle and insults are welcome as per nairaland tradition.

Below are the pictures of the first guy.

N1,300 for family size. N250 dey N300 dey but they no get muscle! Na so so air full inside them

Try to volunteer for a job, it keeps your mind free from depression, and it might work miracle for you like it did for me!

Follow your mind! Life is short! Don't die before your time! A woman that cannot communicate her frustrations in marriage should not get married!

I don't like things sticking on my palms and fingers, when they stick, I wash them off. That's why I don't like soft swallows, I like the semi-hard ones, soft ones stick on your fingers and palms

LenaJon:
Why please, if I may ask?

I'll understand if it's two or three times. But 10 times or even more, is just too much for me though.

I never saw my siblings unclothedness, because we all had our room, but I went to boarding school, we all had a common bathroom, in Uni stayed off campus, we had a very large bathroom that 10 people can comfortably had their bath, so we were always sharing the bathroom, but when I went to marry my ex-wife, they were about 11 in their house, 3 ladies and 8 young men , their parent are late and they share a room and parlor! Shame no dey gree me enter inside their house, because they were all nudist if they accept you as one of them. Somebody was always naked. Which was part of the problem we had in our marriage, she never closed the windows when she was changing her clothes, she still wants to be naked around her siblings.

U09ce:
It wasn't practised in my university. Infact, it's weird for someone to expose their unclothedness even to a same gender, except if there's a marital relationship

I served in Kogi state! This particular lady was always inviting corpers to come and dine in her place. The first day I decided to go! I was served food, as I properly trained man, I said "Thank You Ma"

To thank you host for a meal is considered an insult to the host according to the lady! I did not know! Nobody told me!

3 Times I thanked her she pretended not to hear me.

After I finished eating the fufu, I needed water to wash my hand, I tried calling her attention, but she ignored me, after a while I washed my hand inside the soup bowl, and all hell let loose!

She was very mad, that I came to her house to disrespect her, by saying "Thank Yous" And to crown up the insult, I washed my hand inside the bowl of soup!

She nearly attacked me physically.

To wash your hands inside the plate means "The food was horrible"

You did not live in the hostel while in Uni! And You did not attend boarding school!

U09ce:
Cultural shock for me was seeing adults bathing naked in the open at NYSC camp

I am an Igbo man I wash my hands more than 10 times before I finish eating my swallow! It is not a cultural thing! It is habit!

LeeSmart:
My first culture shock in nigeria was in benue state.
Visited a friend of mine and it was time for dinner, they brought swallow (fufu) and a bowl of water so we could wash our hands. I noticed that my friend will wash his hands inside the bowl every 2 minutes while eating, it became irritating to me i had to giveup eating lol. I was like na like so una dey do for this place?
It happens that almost every Tiv man does that.

Lets hear ur own culture shock experiences guys

@Dominique
@mynd44
@seun
@nlfpmod

Then leave the house for her! Go and rent another house! She does not want to respect you and she does not want to go! She wants to eat her cake and have! That woman is evil and dangerous! Please be careful!

vinexe:
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This girl refused to go back to her parents.. she said she is not going anywhere..

If your wife is this wicked please divorce her! Is your wife from Akwa Ibom state?

vinexe:
The priest and church members told me that this matter is almost 13: years.. that I do separate or divorce and move on with my life...

The priest told me never to go back to her village since they have fight me. That the can do anything to harm me.. some one say I never mentioned that my wife is bad..

Yes I can't say she is bad
but she is a woman that can never take advice from her husband.. or obey her husband.. she take decision by her self.. she is have come to my place of work to insult me because I didn't send her money I suppose to send.. she comes to my office and I received shame of my life...

As am talking u now she goes out on Mondays come back on Friday leaving the kids for me... . She never care for what they eat.. she has push me divorce... Her but

Am so much afraid of doing this as of today none of the in-laws no my house over 13 years of marriage..

Yes!

Ebubu:
Are they from Akwa Ibom and you from Anambra?

Na you follow me dey live my life! You dey my house? Are you a member of family? Why you go tell me say I dey lie?

frog12:
fake story. the gap big oo. what is the age gap between you and your elder brother?
maybe you dey spend anyhow

I no go eat! In my short marriage one day we had a very heated argument! Madam went into the kitchen fry plantain, yam, egg and tea carry come give me! On a normal madam no dey cook! This morning after heated quarrel she carry food come! I no gree chop, after a while we started laughing as if we did not fight some minutes ago, but I no chop the food!

Na this marriage dey last! And dey sweet well well! Obviously they did court wedding, with few friends and family members.

Prove yourself first, then go for the kill!

Nairaland Gate Keeper! Na because of your kind buhari called us lazy youth! You spent your time keep tabs on who says what about Nairaland on twitter! You are no better than them

It is well! As a mathematician your future is bright! There so many things you can do to become a millionaire! Don't worry! Time will tell! GOD will see you through! Amen!'

Oga is she your spec or not? She loves you

Na N300 for my area in lekki

Correct!

Ebubu:
Are they from Akwa Ibom and you from Anambra?

You are not far from the truth! My former sister-in-law was up about my business, that I wanted to use her sister for money ritual! Even some of her aunties were taking rubbish! I nearly called off the wedding! I wish I did, because the marriage did not last up to 2 years, full of troubles! Though the one I paid her bride price is regretting her actions, but it is late! There are things you don't say or do while in a relationship except you are burning down the bridge

Ebubu:
Yet I went to uniuyo and all the girls I discussed about marriage were reluctant about marrying Igbo.

They said we are too loud and use our wives married from outside Igbo land for ritual, then marry our own tribes woman with money and enjoy.

They are also very reluctant to move into Igbo land to dwell and base.

The few Akwa Ibom women who married Igbo men, married Igbo men who dwell and base in Akwa Ibom full time, if you dare mention that you’ll be taking her back to the East, that marriage will not hold.

Igbo amaka Nwannem!

I found out after secondary school that my parents were giving my elder brother 5k monthly as pocket money as a boarder, while they were giving me N30 only for a whole term! N10 for each month! Hunger wan kill me for school! All begging fell on deaf ears. With N700 monthly my mates were the biggest boys in school, imagine having N5k monthly. They did not apologized when I confronted them, Dad got angry and told me off.

My Mum, the only human being that have arrested me with policemen.


Now I am working and supporting everybody generously, Now I an their best child!

Make money! Forgive them for the sake of Jesus Christ Only!

Are a Christian? Have you tried reporting somebody to GOD Almighty to judge!? You should try that! I have reported a few people in my life to GOD and I left HIM to handle them! When you hear how GOD punished your enemy (ies) you will be glad you left HIM to fight your battles for you.


Report him and your situation to GOD

Enjoy the fun while it last, there will be a point in his life, he will be preoccupated with other things that s8x will be the last thing on his mind

Did you take any medication? One of the side effects of the medication I was taking for my asthma was unprovoked anger!

The woman later died of cancer after they moved out of our compound! I knew she wasn't healthy, that was why I avoided her, rather took out her annoyance on her husband!

ukaface:
Thank God the woman or her household no die mysteriously, if not them go say na you

Anger no good Oooo!


Thank GOD for saving me!

spencekat:
You hit her up to the point of nearly killing her? Haba mana!Regardless of what she did in the house or outside, it never warranted beating her to such a stupor.