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PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari's Body Arrives Abuja by byteem: 10:43am On Apr 18, 2020
DCmonster:
Lol! The illiterate aboki Bashir Ahmad, said the REMAINING of abba kyari. grin grin The most painful thing is that he won't be getting the 7 virgins to fucck.
They said he died as a matyr cos he died from.pandemic and on a friday so there is bonus for that .. he might just get his pool.of wine and 77 virgins afterall....
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari's Body Arrives Abuja by byteem: 10:41am On Apr 18, 2020
El Rufai how is your BP.. dnt worry... what will be will be..let corona fight our battles.
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Charles Recovers From Coronavirus And Is Out Of Self-isolation by byteem: 7:04am On Mar 31, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
There is something they are not saying.. I thought they said 14 days for self isolation.. Why his prince Charles 7 days?(a 71 year old for that matter) .. Does he have two heads?.. Something is not right
The cure dey since.. its only available to those who should have it.. the rest of you can battle with ventilators and choloquine
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs The Covid19 Regulations (2020) by byteem: 7:00am On Mar 31, 2020
This is not an act this is a decree. Fools as used by the military.. go and see what an act looks.like an act general and applies across board. An act will never refer to the person but to the office so thatnit runs in perpetuity.. this is no act .. this is a decree.. but in the end shebi
Na una want legal backing oya there is it legal backing..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs The Covid19 Regulations (2020) by byteem: 6:58am On Mar 31, 2020
This is not an act this is a decree. Fools as used by the military.. go and see what an act looks.like
BusinessRe: Union Bank And Zenith Bank Deny Acquisition Rumour by byteem: 10:26am On Mar 19, 2020
Storyyyy thats what diamond and Access said naa... its a done deal those who know know.. all this denail is just perception control pending official announcement..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Re-emergence As Africa’s Biggest Economy, An Economic Scorecard Of PMB by byteem: 1:51pm On Mar 04, 2020
A tortoise crawls down the road and is overtaken by several animals lions cheetahs rabbits ... but alas finally he crawls past the fox who had sped past him earlier but has become grounded due to a broken leg. The tortoise now jubilates and says .. wow i have won the race .. i should be congratulated.. i beating his chest he says yes i have done well... forgetting that he is still last .. maybe not the least..but definitely still way behind.

The tortoise is Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Tiyamiyu Kazeem: 3 Persons Feared Killed In Sagamu During Protest Against SARS by byteem: 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2020
LordAzubuike:
Sars have been doing a great job eradicating Yahoo boys from the street. It always make my heart bleed when I see young boys who aren't educated , don't have a skill or business just sit at the comfort of their home making money they didn't sweat for. It's so cruel. Without Sars and efcc it could have been worse. It's only an irresponsible fellow that will carry dreadlocks, wear crazy jeans and put ear ring. Learn to dress responsibly and look like a sane human, nobody will harass you.

Even the so called Kaka to be frank must have been into Yahoo codedly. You can't be playing for Remo stars and be using a nice SUV like that. How much dem dey pay am for Remo abeg? Let's be factual and call a spade a spade.
That you will seek to justify murder is unforgivable.. You must be a policeman.. who told u they don't have a skill or business...when did police become judge and adjudicator.. sad but its this same myopic mindset that resulted in the killing of the innocent man.. what part of the law makes it a crime to wear dreds or crazy jeans or earrings .. please quote the section of the criminal code act that justifies that. what part of the law makes a young man driving a jeep a criminal.. .. Don't worry you will get what's coming to you.. i bet you.. your own dey come...
CrimeRe: Customs To Close Supermarkets, Shops Selling Foreign Rice, Others by byteem: 5:52pm On Feb 21, 2020
Why dnt they come to.my kitchen and check ..
PoliticsRe: Residents Boo President Buhari In Maiduguri by byteem: 8:43pm On Feb 12, 2020
This is fake news Its photoshopped .. the people of maiduguri love buhari despite their plight.. they understand the issues. He is trying his best maaa.. ..mtsheeew hogwash..
CelebritiesRe: Angry Tacha Blasts Abuja Hotel After Intruder Accessed Her Room With Master Key by byteem: 8:12pm On Feb 12, 2020
Thats what happens when u patronize cheap.hotels
PoliticsRe: Check Out The Accounts Traced To T.A.ORJI Son And All The Money Inside! Incredib by byteem: 2:24pm On Feb 11, 2020
Lets extend this beautiful expose to.all ex governors. And their children. Both from.north south east and west.. then i will say welldone..
PoliticsRe: Identity Of Failed Kaduna Church Bomber Causes Stir On Social Media by byteem: 3:07pm On Feb 03, 2020
Built2last:
A certain Nathaniel Samuel (a Christian) suddenly becomes a failed suicide bomber.....and he was caught.

According to Mr Ekpeyong Edet, the Chief security officer of the Kaduna branch of winner's church where the incident took place, Samuel walked into the church carrying a bag and sat down before church security guards accosted him and on searching his bag, they found the bomb.

Well played. Perfect timing. This one even has two Christian names - Nathaniel plus Samuel. � �. Uncle Elrufai, I greet you sir!

With the International community isolating Nigeria as a country where Christians are being targeted and with CAN mounting offensive on the Buhari regime for its coded support for Islamic terrorists targeting Christians, I must give the govt some credit for "successfully" acting this counter script of:

"See nah, it is Christians bombing and killing fellow Christians"

I guess it is also Christians doing the public beheading and butchering of women and children and taking over their ancestral land for cows. It is also Christians releasing arrested Boko Haram to go kill and behead more Christians. Ndi-ara!!!

On the arrested guy, I hope his case doesn't end up like the case of some characters who suddenly confessed to planting tramadol in the bags of air travelers the moment the Buhari regime wanted to free the daughter of a very prominent Northerner caught with tramadol in Saudi Arabia?? After the lady was released and returned home, our so called drug-planting gang was suddenly granted bail by a court in Kano and na so the matter take end.

Anyway, now that Femi Adesina and his fellow clowns have been gifted with a narrative of "it is Christians bombing Christians", biko, can the Buhari regime now stop these killings whether it is Amadioha or Sango worshippers doing the killing, beheading and bombing?? Stop the killing already!!!

A responsible govt is under obligation to stop people even from killing themselves.

THE DUDE IS A MUSLIM.. GET UR FACTS RIGHTS .. IT WAS ALL A SETUP JUST SO THEY CAN COME ON AIR AND SAY ITS CHRISTIANS BOMBING CHRISTIANS. SO LAME


Twitter @RealCharlesOgbu
PoliticsRe: Abraham Amuta Rejects Offer To Be Freed By Boko Haram, Dumps Christianity by byteem: 3:05pm On Feb 03, 2020
Hadone:
But when a christian was caught trying to bomb a church, did you mention his name and made it a homepage story? Hippocrates undecided undecided
YOUR HYPOCRISY HAS BEEN EXPOSED .. THE DUDE WAS A MUSLIM AFTERALL .. THE LENGHT PEOPLE GO JUST TO CAST ASPERSIONS.. SHAME
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Says It Did Not License Anybody To Operate Commercial Motorcycles by byteem: 5:56pm On Jan 31, 2020
tsdarkside:
your argument is a fraud....

do you have any prove that this keke people pay tax too or you just assumin....??
people that are not even registered....??
yes i do.. everytime you are sent a bill .. tax is deducted cheque the breakdown.. same applies to taxify, and al others
PoliticsRe: Okada Ban: Gokada, Max Riders, Others Protest In Lagos by byteem: 2:50pm On Jan 31, 2020
Donaldoni:
They should go back to their respective handiwork or to their villages to farm... angry

Okada is no career... angry
U Need education..
PoliticsRe: Okada Ban: Gokada, Max Riders, Others Protest In Lagos by byteem: 2:45pm On Jan 31, 2020
Throwing the baby and bathwater away is not the way to go.. we all agree Okada should be banned across lagos sef cause of those class of riders who kill and maim without value for lives .agreed they have flooded lagos and need to be cut.. but in doing that lets adopt the Gokada and Max Option NOT OPAY OO..

Gokada and Max do extensive KYC before bikes are handed down to riders .they have all their papers and follow traffic regulations as a user i know .. Opay on the other hand are terrible they dnt follow KYC and drive rough.. ban OPAY or have them follow a stricter process for onboarding.

Trust me Aboki can never get a Gokada Bike or Max Bike cause they cant meet the requirements
HealthRe: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by byteem: 10:19am On Jan 14, 2020
jizzyfarms:
The picture posted by op is clearly a black mamber, d one posted by byteem is a Mozambique spitting cobra
No black mambas in Nigeria..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba

enough of this mamba argument mambas are known for their trademark slender small heads .. ur right on the second it was a spitting cobra .. killed upto 20 in my land over a period of 6 months .. at some point even killed one pregnant with eggs.

solution.
1. Fumigate severally at different stages of building with Action 40 .(just ask ur local vendor for agro products ..
2. fumigate the suckerways and pour action 40 into the toilets and drain pipes before closing... method pour into installed toilet and water drains flush then drain out before closing suckerway finally.
3. clear adjourning lands and burn with permission of landowners .. then fumigate with action 40.,and use grass killers so they dnt grow back
4. pour action 40 and carbads into fence holes and block all cracks ..
5.. before moving in did roof fumigation .. now that's compulsory .. the guys entered into the roof and fumigated ..
6. Use non returning valves for external waste drains .. only allows water exit . nothing comes in.. from gutter not even rats .
7.. close top of fence .. with concrete .. and install barbwires.
7. Light up everywhere especially exteriors. led external lighting is cheap now and consumes little energy
8.. Get a big dog.
HealthRe: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by byteem: 3:25pm On Jan 13, 2020
nacortic:
Stop bothering urself correcting pple dat dont know anything bout snake.
Black mamba are not black dey are grey, black mambas av small heads nd her very fast and as long as 12 to 15ft long and can neva be found in nigeria if it is found might be green mamba but neva black
So ur wasting ur tym educating pple here dat dont know anything bout snakes, it like sayin a polar bear is white
very tru..this one is a cobra.. killed several in my land when i was developing.. fumigate .. fumigate fumigate.. also get cabad .. thesame one used by panel beaters it scars them off .. u can also plant antisnake plants .. they work like magis too

HealthRe: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by byteem: 3:21pm On Jan 13, 2020
Bigfishlee45:
bro, black mamba is green in color. the name implies black because the snake only possesses a black tongue and mouth region
MR oga ..you have black mambas , and green mambas.. use ur internet well


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamba
HealthRe: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by byteem: 1:32pm On Jan 13, 2020
COBRA... VERY POISONOUS... SEEK YOUR NEIGHBOURS PERMISSION.. CLEAR THE LAND .. BURN IT AND THROW LOTS OF CABARD THE ONE USED BY YOUR LOCAL PANEL BEATER .. ALSO GET A FUMIGATOR TO FUMIGATE YOUR HOUSE ..BE SAFE
PoliticsRe: Buhari Summons Makinde, Fayemi, Other South West Governors Over ‘amotekun’ by byteem: 12:47pm On Jan 09, 2020
Jokerman:
Did he disturb the northern governors over hisbah police??
ASK MEOO
HealthRe: I Have This Skin Disease And I'm About To Get Married... Help Needed!! by byteem: 10:13am On Nov 29, 2019
AUGMENTIN 1G.. ITS FROM INFECTION THANK ME LATER
PoliticsRe: 90 Percent Of Cars In Nigeria Are Smuggled – Customs Boss, Hameed Ali by byteem: 9:50am On Oct 04, 2019
Madness in high places
SportsRe: Peter Okoye Of PSquare Visits Super Eagles Player Samuel Chukwueze In Spain(Pics by byteem: 10:22am On Aug 19, 2019
THE GUY DEY FIND J.Z LINK.. IF YOU KNOW U KNOW
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ebuka's Outfit At The Eviction Night (Photos) by byteem: 10:18am On Aug 19, 2019
crap.. overkill...
PoliticsRe: Customs Begins Online Auction Of Seized Vehicles, Goods - Daily Trust by byteem: 1:47pm On May 23, 2019
umahiprinceblog:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/just-in-customs-begins-online-auction-of-seized-vehicles-goods.html
What bloody auction .. auction that closed since yesterday.. after they did it codedly they are now annoucing it .
BusinessRe: Court Okays Innoson On Its Execution Of Judgment Against GTB by byteem: 10:06am On May 23, 2019
irepnaija4eva:
Enough of all this hide and seek games by GTB. They should throw in the towel already and come to a gentle man's round table agreement.
This shit is getting embarrassing...
ITS TOO LATE FOR GENTLEMAN AGREEMENT .. IF GTB LIKES LET THEM DELAY. ALL THE BETTER. THE MORE IT DELAYS THE MORE INTEREST ACCRUES .. AFTER ALL ITS THEIR DELAY THAT MADE IT RISE TO THIS POINT.. SEGUN AGBAJE IS JUST AN ARROGANT PREECK
PoliticsNigeria Has Never Been This Divided Not Even During The Civil War by byteem(op): 9:16am On Feb 27, 2019
AM NO FAN OF BUHARI ATIKU, APC OR PDP.. ALL THEM SLOW POKES HAVE BEEN RUNNING THIS COUNTRY FOR AGES..
ONE THING I CAN SEE CLEARLY IS THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GIVE..

THIS COUNTRY HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DIVIDED AND THIS ELECTION ONLY FURTHER INCREASED THE CRACKS ..

BUHARI HAS A CHOICE .. WHETHER TO CONTINUE IN HIS DIVISIVE MODE OF GOVERNANCE OR BE THE GLUE THAT STICKS THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER ... UR GUESS IS A GOOD AS MINE...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Again Takes Another Nigerian Sector Backwards by byteem: 2:03pm On Feb 26, 2019
Bizibi:
No need complaining, we should hope the next 4 years won't be worse than it is now, this 2nd term will record all high level of impunity. No need just survive.
IT WILL BE WORSE .. THAT IS CERTAIN.. GIVE OR TAKE HERDSMEN WILL RESUME FROM THEIR BREAK SOMETIME NEXT MONTH OR BY APRIL.. THEY WILL PUNISH THOSE AREAS THAT DARED.. AND THE SECURITY GUYS WILL SITBACK AND WATCH.. IMPUNITY WILL CONTINUE.. GOD HELP US...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Again Takes Another Nigerian Sector Backwards by byteem: 11:00am On Feb 26, 2019
hakku:
Rigged by both parties you mean
TELL ME THAT .. I DINT EXPECT ANYTHING LESS..WE BOTH KNOW ONLY THE INCUMBENT HAS THE POWER AND MACHINERY TO RIG..

JONA.. JONA STUPID MAN .. U SEE WETIN U CAUSE

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