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Kelvin30286063:
If Siri doesn't know Burna Boy then the Apple virtual assistant needs an update.
Burna Boy was on the Daily Show earlier this year. Watched by over 5 million Americans every day

So Bleep what .. for him pocket .. it's like u dnt know Nigerians we dnt give 2fucks about daily show.. we made him . Proud rat

iCauseTrouble:
Jubril never finish recording the video. When dem finish, dem go let us know.

They just couldnt finish the editing in time.. u know a lot.of work goes into creating a work of art like a presidential speech.. it takes time and lots of manhours.. two weeks is no longer enough to complete the masterpiece that is Buharis speech.. makeup artist have to work.. and get the right colour and shade. Doctors have to be on ground.. film crew have to be on ground. Editors have to prep the president.. several short scenes have to be filmed and lumped into one.. serious work.. then they had to cope.with a.mole... who leaked vital speech last time.. habbaa.. they cant finish naa they have to clean house..

ObongBona:
The girl may have useful information. Such a lawless country, just pray he gets justice. But it's most likely going to be from his creator not the Nigeria Police.

Evil people .. so arrest the poor girl naa.. and torture her to get the useful information .. anuofia.. ewu..

Designer123:
No I don't.

Now thats scary.. exit the house and fumigate immediately.. it a large one probably a cobra.. and most likely would have delivered lots of babies around.. u need to do a total cleanup .. get bricklayer to close all holes.. fimigate fumigate fumigate..

This honestly reminds me of the series of things fall apart.. imagine .. savages.. naa these ones want biafra.. best of.luck .. give them biafra today and i can assure you civil war will start the very next day

When the money was there we dint see it .. now its not there we will not see it .equation balanced

azimibraun:
I know this is a made up story and all of you who commented before me are either foolish and wicked or co authors of the tales by moonlight by the OP. It's as simple as that. What evidence are we talking about; Is it too difficult to report the matter to the metropolitan police which will then report to interpol to get the Emeka for questioning? I guess in all of your own constitution crimes die with time. Imagine the best an educated "Doctor" based in the UK can do; come to NL to tell a gruesome story of a murder you witnessed live? What a shame. I will take this up personally. Nigerian Embassy in UK, The IG of police, Honourable Abike Dabiri, UNEC authorities through its chief security,The families of a young man who lost his life in the circumstance described, The SUG President at that time, and the general public must be on notice. A killer Emeka from UNEC is in the UK. There must be closure.

What planet does this fool live in..

I PITY MY BELOVED LAGOS WHEN THE RESULTS FROM.THIS WEEKS CARELSSNESS STARTS ROLLING IN..

JhayJoe:
The line between ritualists and pastors is getting really blurry

ITS so convenient to.Tag every ritualist caught a pastor.. truth is many of these guys are what they are ritualist most dnt even go to.church talkless of.being pastors..

Those aboki Zombies will still say its malaria ans thypoid or mysterious death.. nothihg mysterious here. We all know.its Covid one nine .. continue to.bury your head in the sand.. fools

HOW DID HE BEG . BY SENDING A RECORDED SPEECH?.. ABEG PARK WELL..BUHARI DID NOT BEG SOMEONE WROTE A LETTER PUT HIS SIGNATURE AND READ IT TO THEM..BEG INDEED..WHERE IS HE BEGGING FROM.. WE KNOW HE IS NOT IN ASO ROCK

Openbusiness:
they are working fine. the virus can infect animals too. even the cure they want to develop, won't they test them on animals first before trying it out on humans? China already gave us a strong CLUE about how fast the virus can transmit even among animals. In China when they realized this truth, even their pets were covered with PPE to prevent more transmission of the virus through animals.

Nope.. chinese test kits are compromised. .. the ones already used were cleaned up repackaged and shipped to african countries .. take it or leave it.. most proffesional suppliers if laboratory materials have all agreed not to.import their kits but these guys still bribe govt officals and get these kits into circulation..even their malaria and thypoid test kits used to be compromised. No be today.. we in the system know.. so be quoting english.. i dare you to go and get tested with one of those kits.. evem if you have locked ur self indoors for two months ul still turn out positive .. u and the mango in ur fridge

The test kits are from.china.. all their kits are compromised.. once used they always come.out as positive.. niaja beware

LETS COMMEND THIS OFFICER HERE HE DID WELL..RESPECTED HIMSELF AND RESTRAINED.. NICE ONE.. IF NOT .. NOW THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THE OFFENCE OF ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER.. I FOR ONE AM FOR THAT.. IN THIS CASE I SUPPORT THE OFFICER..NEED TO.MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THIS WOMAN

Meninmen:
Funny enough, I'm one of those who attack some Christ embassy members that share incorrect stuff about 5G and corona on Facebook just to give credence to Pastor Chris

All I'm saying is that if Bill Gates said vaccination in the nearest future should be mandatory, he is dead wrong. Since you said he didn't say it, then no problem.

It wont be compulsory.. just that if you must travel or migrate from.one jurisdiction to another u have to show u are not a risk .. the only way to show this is to tske the vaccine and have the chip in your body as confirmation.. lets just call it.ur new international passport

eph12:
What exactly is the end goal here? What is Bill Gates gain from all these?

Power absolute Power.. dnt take my word for it .. just have it at the back of your mind ..Time reveals all.. we dnt have a choice on this we are only spectators .. the vaccine was ready before the virus was deployed.. they were developed at thesame time.. all of this is just playing out a script.. very soon u.will have to have that vaccine and that chip.whether u like it or not.. they can protest all they want ..

Nigeriabiafra80:
Seeing people argue in favor of bill gate makes me wonder
So you think bill gate is wasting his hard earned money on vaccines without return,
Ask yourself motive behind gates depopulation agenda,he is a vocal depopulationist, so tell me such dream how he wish to achieve it if not through problem like this

Tell them.. they dnt get it.. this man is in the verge of becoming the most powerful corporate entity in the world.. lets break it down

1. Develop vaccines foe covid

2. Administer the covid via RNA vaccine with embbeded microchip that helps comfirm you have take the vaccine via the.microchip and personall data within.

3. Countries have to sign up to the singular platform which will be world wide.. advantage..from the airport or any point of entry you can verify if one is a potential risk or not.. anyone who has not taken the vaccine and has no proof they they have taken it. Cannot enter.. the need to.protect their countries. From this scourge will get all countries to sign onboard. So u take the vaccine and your data gets configures into a microchip.embedded in uour skin to confirm you are no risk just.like yellow fever card inly more advanced..

4. Miscrosoft with worldwide presence becomes the most powerful entity in the world cos it now controls data of almost the entire world or least the travelling majority who must trade and commute.

5. Nigeria passes the NCDC bill which subscribes to the vaccine and the compulsory insertion of a chip once taken. Lagos adopts.. u cant access any public facilty without it.. RNA vaccine.

6. The chip needs updating.. so later on they tell u it can now be used to buy stuff.. can now replace ur international passports as a more acceptable means of. ID ..all u need to donis swipe. Ohh it can now be integrated with you car and can start your car open ur house.. the application is endless .. ohh does that.tel u its link with 5G..

7 . Who stands more to gain from all this corona.. Huawei if China.. and Bill gates .. call.it.conspiracy.. but ul see it come to.light soon enough the tech companies are evolving..

Bundaweber:
na only yorubas dey live for ikorodu

Well.did.you hear.any other language.. the yourbas are like.the proverbial.ostrich.. despite all this just wait come 2023 their god from ikoyi will bring out his bullion van give them 500 naira and one indomie each and they will start clapping for him again.. dumb and cowardly mofos.. they never learn.. at least the average uneducated igbo youth has trade and self pride .. and so does the Aboki.. at least they push carts, sell tomatoes and swallow their pride to do the dirty jobs most others find disgusting just to earn
a living.. the average uneducated yoruba youth is either a criminal or a criminal in training with only few exceptions who seem to be swimming against a massive tide as thier illetrate cult people will not let them rest. Most of their Men lazy around and wait for their women to feed them .. They have no land to farm.cos their fathers sold everything , they have no industries to work cos their politicians steal seamlessly..and only build empty highrise offices in ikoyi. They have no markets to trade in cos they are too impatient and greedy they will eat their capital and profit and sell their shops to others.. and collect owoile.. the yorubas have an emergency on their hands but like the ostrich they will bury their head in the sand and claim thier house is in order. They will come here and abuse me and claim to know it all ..sad just sad

TheGreatIYANU:
We need to check with Charles Darwin. Seems a particular race did not advance much after 'Homo Sapiens'.

I stand corrected.

I totally agree.. bunch of scaliwags

lomprico:
Gandollar, if you like keep lying and playing down the effects of the virus in your domain, you will be next soon.

the core north is about to see the effects of ignorance birthed by illiteracy. Sanusi has been warning them since.

Abeg tell dem..the health workers have fled kano. The few that are dere are treading with extreme prejudice Aboki no dey hear word .. no reasonable health worker will risk their lives for people who talk to you rudely. And practically spit on u in the name of religious mediocrity. Those saying that they dnt have access to healthcare how many northerners believe in conventional healthcare
most of the grass root north habe more belief in local herbal medicine than hospitals for malaria and thypoid hospitals never helped. And they were just fine so its not thypoid or malaria killing them its corona basic

seunmsg:
Rubbish!

This post is blasphemous. God is not in the business of killing lots of people with virus for political reasons. America now has the highest number of deaths from the virus. So tell me, what is God punishing America for?

See, it is not compulsory to comment. Just move to next thread if you have nothing reasonable to post.

Ogun kii u dere

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

My brother its never too late to get your family back..God has answered your praying wife.. call her alone, swallow your pride and ask for her forgiveness. Kneel if you have to cry if you must but let her see that you are genuinely sorry .. as for your kids .. fill the vacume. Your absence created .. your their father and they miss u. . spend time with them let them know the old daddy is gone and this is a new you and most of all you have to work hard to earn thier trust and must be willing to put in the work
Its not time.to.play matcho or egocentric .. change for real.. and dnt be like the chameleon .. ask God for grace.. and for.Gods sake stop drinking or visiting those joints even if you just take your wife with you.. change her wardrobe Nd cosmetics . Make her feel.Good and proud to be your wife.. fine or not flaunt her..

TodayNAlways:
Wonderful!!! So human beings have now turned to animals all cos of Corona? Just imagine segregating themselves to one side and the real animals to the other.

But on a serious note, why can't Nigerians adhere to simple instructions? We that have agreed to stay hungry in our individual houses, are we really stupid?

These ones are not nigerians ther are malooos

[quote author=Jman06 post=88945412]when you tell Nigerians to stop bribing their ways into and through medical schools, they would think that you just want to talk!

This is the time to know those whom were really called to be medical doctors.

Nor be by " my pikin be doctor " [/quote

U die for.Naija.u die for.nothing.. if i were a doctor i.would go.home and chill with my family .. especially considering that most of.the doctors are from the south and east... u no say aboki.no dey read..talkless.of.doctor..

Modikko:
His address actually carried 2nd May and not 4th May.

The leaked address said may 2nd but the actual speech said may4th..

No lockdown was eased.. essential businesses can open from 9 am to 6pm only essential businesses .. so now.lets define essential businesses

Buhari CSO dead . Tinubu CSO dead just after Abba kyari death.. if you know the sensitive position of a CSO and how dogged they are you will agree that there is more than meets the eye.. I dnt have any theories but i smell a rat.. a clean up a cover .. something doesnt add up.. coupled with the fact the our VP has gone AWOL.. fingers crossed .. all will be revealed in good time..

This bitch is just playing federal govt script. You see after she revealed kyari's death they theeathened her.. she agreed to fuel a propaganda against IPOB .. this is the price for her freedom.. we know better.. try again bitch...

The mother videod this and posted it.. she is insane.. we descipline our children everyday its what we africans do the mother or whoever posted this. Is insanely stupid

Lazy dogs rather than face trump that called them all manner of names they are doing ttansffered agression on Africans

adecz:
How does a bullet enter a
house through the roof at a
perpendicular trajectory ?


Abi police helicopter dey operate
for that axis?

Mugu.. police fires shot into the air.. do u think it floats into space.. whatever goes up must come down.. these experiences have become quite common place in Nigeria especially in areas where shots are frequently fired ..use ur common sense. The force may not.be as strong as when the bullet is fired but force of gravity ensures its strong enough to cause minimal damages.. there are lots of reports of near misses in Nigeria and even injuries..just ask google..

Kriss216:
Which loud bang again
Bullets are not noisy, Guns are, unless the bullet hits on a glass or metal object. A Bullet that pierce through POP, then to tiles can't make enough sound to be called 'loud bang'.

I hope u get shot soon so u can confirm that they are not noisy.. use ur.common.sense.. its only logic that a bullet flying at such speed as to pierce through the ceiling and POP will make.a.loud bang if.it.hits a hard surface..