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LOlz...

Thank your God we no read your news for Nairaland like this.

Recently I started asking myself how I got to be the guy that like taking alcohol before a Bleep, does it mean without alcohol I won't be in the mood for straph or last long enough ( mind you I gym every morning before I go to work and jug 16km whenever I'm off shift and also I'm married to M.J)

So I decide to quit alcohol, banking on the fact I know I use to last like Mad before the inception of alcohol.
Well fortunately for me, I lasted like enough enough and Bros the joy knowing its natural no be here.

No go kee yourself ontop Woman you won't be the first nor the last.

Well, wetin I know be say there is nothing new under the sun.

Oga Solo get DSTV that year, but them never modify am reach today own.

All those sexually escapades ain't new under the sun either and Oga Solo as wise Man for done try plenty of them.

Lolz.

Oga wey dey ontop calm down, see eeh e get wetin money go do you once you get am you go must do money back...

That is what Mike is just doing.

Lolz, Dude reminds me of my roommate for camp that year, guy can eat for Africa.

Was twice his size after service I asked how come? G tell me say him dey chop the allawee with no apology since during service him find out say wetin dey kee corpers na say they won save pass wetin dem dey earn .

And be like OP follow them wey dey save pass them earning
Thank God you made it out alive

Marijuana to the world

lecoeur:
My dad been down with stroke for some years and was recently admitted to the hospital after this serious seizure he had which he hasn't recovered from.
Man has been on oxygen since admitted this week but his oxygen saturation hasn't been stable, even got worse this night. The doctor is trying what he knows, myself looking at my own dad struggling for his life is breaking my heart, I'm cold right now, not thinking straight and my heart is beating so fast.
This is so far the most painful thing I'm experiencing this year trying so hard to hold back tears.
Please guys anything you can do to cheer me up will be appreciated, I'm at national Hospital Abuja.

Damn Bro... Life is happening to you like this.
Seeing my Mum struggling to draw breath and I standing over, unable to do anything, at a point I just starting singing to her one of the sweet hymns she thought me. That day I will never forget. I thank God I didn't do any silly thing after her demise as I was at the verge of ending it all.

NO one can cheer you up but yourself, what will be is gona be.

Sometimes the best that could happen to our loved one in such helpless state of pain is the worst we never wished for them.

Remember that no matter what happens, your Dad's legacy is you.
be strong Bro.

LegendHero:
You self don dey fall in love with Shettima smile.

That’s what we want.

We say things how it is, we are Obedient to realities no cap.

Smile has nothing to do with credibility bro.

I can see thats why you guys are working hard to leave no treasure behind,

APC - treasure hunters

Apophenia24k:
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That pointed finger is not Shettima's hand, look again but this time without the urge to blast obituaries...

NO mind these urchins, everything fake even claiming another's hand to be Shitmans own

But this Man fine shaa wearing smile on his face.

Baba, wetin you won make we talk or you won use us catch cruise

When una been dey run things via dating you been see all these na now you won begin change am.


My people say "Anaghi amu aka ikpa na nka" ( old habits are hard to change). Enjoy your marriage some are having it worst.

Sweetplum:
some men scream

You could be right as I guess you speak from experiences you've had

Sounds like a joke to you now as you avoid discussing your possible ownership of the child, well when time rekindles your interest as it always do I hope you don't end up depressed.

ChimasGirl:
Asking this out of curiosity. Especially for the men since they consistently complain about Naija girls.

BRazil

Ill organized APC want to organize Nigeria, one thing with lack of organization you fit wear shoe before trouser when dressing up

BAT wants to bring judgment on young Men, He has brought ridicules' to grey hair for his unscrupulous characters, youths insulting the frail old Man. May God visit him with the wrath against those who insult the old, as all we are clamoring for is just to make a better nation for the young and old he brought the insults on himself and not the other way round.

ahnie:
My kids dragged me out this evening for a lil time out together.
We haven't really hangout for some time now.
Our rendezvous was at A.A emmaco bar and restaurant.


Wetin them nor know be say....I planned surprising them on Saturday at the same rendezvous.

Happy independence to us all, even though there's nothing to celebrate in this country.

Cc:Nifpmod

Yes oh, saw this guys selling flags in Abuja today... I had no urge at all to buy one. so disappointed.

Buckeyemedia1:
Isn’t sit @ home by force on Monday, terrorizing the region?

Not by force, It's a solidarity move for Nwa-Chineke held by the Zoo President.

Obavoh:
God just blessed me and my wife with a bouncing baby girl at 6:15am early this morning. My home has 3 soldiers and 1 princess . I am happy.

Join me to celebrate. For the women looking for fruit of the womb, your prayers will be answered.

Congratulations G.

Make e be say you get resources to cater well for them no be to dey born born up and down.

asanausana91:
what are they agitating for?

The actualization of the sovereign State of Biafra (the land of the rising sun), Freedom for all and sundry.

Gruesome, Men get Mind oh, Just wasted four lives in the most despicable Manner.

Chai, Great dreams and hope cut short, inside life.

R.I.P to the dead, horrible death to the harbingers of death.

I was totally embarrassed because she laughed at me for not knowing how to make 'ordinary pap.'

Lol, Bro never call Pap ordinary. I'm a kitchen champion and Pap messes good cooks up once in a while this I know.
Pap has little details you really have to give heed to.

From your write up you have a healthy marriage I wish you more of that bro.

Chai, I blame Buhari's Hardship on Nigerians, If not for hunger wetin concern carpenter with breaking of walls

So Sad, R.I.P to him and may God help his four children to pull through this cruel world without a Father.

IPOB are agitators while Boko Haram are terrorists.

Well, according to what my Pastor has ever read to us from the Bible, for him to be void of such lies he has to confess and return all he made from football so as to be forgiven and head straight to Heaven. #BeliversVersion


Make we see wetin others fit talk.

Well well, When I see all these marks I'm always happy that my tribe no get time to ruffle my face and still give me a reasonable reason for making me a replica of a Zibra.

Ha Jisike.

Newfoundlove:
U may not like her ring tone tho

Not every chorister has good bedroom voice

badt girl

Pierocash:
Only the weak commits suicide

Suicide is for the strong in heart, ill fitted heart cannot commit suicide.