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No doubt you've been on MBC 2 of late

NaMe4:


By the time they reach '30years', dem go dey look like Gandalf for Lord of the rings.

also you need Village people

Queenlovely:
This message is not for everyone.

The Chinese have Yin and Yang, for every positive there must be a negative.

Everything God created, he created the opposite too,

You can't just surround yourself with the positive people, You need skeptical people too, Your life should not be an echo chamber, it's called confirmation bias. Friends that will tell you what you want to hear.

This stupid boy from mushin just wasted his life saving venturing into music, although I advised him against it, I became the enemy

is it better living with dissatisfaction? i wonder why this part of the world don't regard another's complaint expect it directly affects them

Damovintrain:
Complains only complicates issues

I work in a private facility. Guess you know one of the annoying things about private facilities, they expect you to shove every of their arrangements down your throat without notifying them of your dissatisfaction. And they see Complaint as you lacking competence. The dictionary defines Complain thus ''express dissatisfaction or annoyance about something''. Now when something really affects your peace of mind is it wrong to complain about it even through the right channels?

nah en first steal be this , the proceeds from this will enable him upgrade his equipments

MickzyDonald:
Local man must eat no dulling
but he should at least get advanced cutting machines to make the work easier and faster

Imagine she is a nairalander and is using the stolen phone to see herself display for naira land
Truly the future is really female

DonCrack:
https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2021/03/girl-caught-on-camera-stealing-phone-inside-a-church-in-warri-video/

Imagine what the topic would be if it was to be her own child?

robosky02:
AFRICA MY AFRICA

"What you see in this picture is not happening in Africa! But in the United States - in the state of Georgia, and in an American university (Georgia Gwinnett).

The black woman you see is no ordinary person on the street. She is a Professor of Biological Sciences at this university. Her name is Ramata Sissoko. It should be added that she is from Mali in Africa ��.

This Professor hit the headlines in the United States by her humane gesture, relayed by thousands on Twitter.

That day, a student mother who could not find a babysitter for her baby and had to come to class with the child.

The Malian teacher, instead of sending the student to the door for the child's crying, was rather taken with compassion ... like a real African woman.

She took the baby from the student, carried it on her back in a typical African style and taught the lesson for three hours.

The child, very comfortable on her back, did not make a single noise during the three hours she gave the lesson. All the students could not believe.

Source: Bishop Kings Library

Anytime i read threads like these I Wonder how possible it could be for a reasonable being to naturally engage in such a disgusting act. before judgment was pronounced i hope proper introspection measures were cared out
this one is serious

viviangist:
Source: https://punchng.com/man-bags-life-imprisonment-for-raping-eight-year-old-boy-in-aibom/

laughing and trying to hold yourself back is a bitch ;Di dey try control my laughter before this sick patients will feel bad ... see as i won choke patients just dey look me.

RealGboy:
When I got home , I realized my friend wasn't home , I called him and he told me to meet him in a police station nearby.. police station ?? Wetin happen ?. He did not reply just hung up .

When I got there I saw my friend with plaster and bandages all over his face and legs ,, the Dog really injured him , my friend saw me and urge me to come and write my own statement too, on the Dog matter ,


The police told me not to fear and that What my friend is doing is the right thing, they assured me that They would saction both the landlord and the Dog owner and make them pay for my friend injuries and also give me back my house rent money if I want.


Na so I carry Biro write epistle on what happened,,the police then called us to inform us that whatever money they pay my friend they will collect half for thier fee and we agreed ..


I went back home that night with mixed feeling ,I know involving the police will make me lose the house and that means I won't see fareedah again, but well atleast I'll be alive .

Next day we went to the police station again and together with 4 police men we proceeded to the house ,on gettin'there ,the police officers did not even bother to knock ,they just barged Into the compound and started shouting asking everyone to come out.


Me and my friend checked the cage and noticed that the Dog was not there ,but we were calm because the police officers was with us .

Out of nowhere the Dog pounced on one officer and started biting the leg ,omo see commotion,instead of the other three officers to intervene for thier colleague ,to our shock they took to thier heels ,

You need to see race that day na my friend I pity pass because the guy was still recovering.

The police officers started running faster than us as if they were possessed ,


when we all finally got to a safe place ,the 3 officers turned to me and my friend and handcuffed us, we were shocked ,when we asked them why and what our offence was?.they replied that we committed four offence.
(1) "Lying to a policeman

,(2) Tendering False information

(3) manipulation

and finally (4) attempted murder "..shoo all these big grammar for why now? We did nothing officers na " I replied,.

They said we wrote Dog in our statement knowing fully well that it was a Lion thereby putting thier life at risk...they said if they had knew it was a Lion they would have come with better machinery ..

But It's not a lion it's a Dog sir " ..we argued but this officers refused to listen , instead they gave me a hot slap and told me to keep quiet , " Shut up who you be, you think say we no go school to know difference between Lion and dog ? "..
I couldn't utter any more word , they dragged us to the police station and put us behind bars


We later found out that the policeman that was attacked had been badly injured and lost a lot of blood ..

Before long both the Dog owner and the Landlord joined us in prison with half of the compound .

While in the prison both the landlord and the Dog owner kept shouting at each other ,the landlord blamed the tenant for bringing such Dog while the tenant blamed the landlord for not doing anything about the high level of insecurity in the compound..

When they finally calm down after another tenant begged both party the word that came out of my mouth was."Hope your daughter fareedah is safe sir "..





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Typing ......

nah so the money for the 55k cream take show. go find work and stop destabilizing people working their ass out to make end meet.

sapphiere:
God make I jam this kind of man in my life IJN Amen

clito-currency somebody

sapphiere:
My cream alone is 55k and it doesn't last beyond 33days. Get a skill or go into business.

old man i see say all the grey hairs for your head na waste so nothing can be done except this show of stupidity ode you never really grow up.

ednut1:
He was on clubhouse today to clarify. A bridge is not supposed to be there as its a canal. Someone died crossing it and he decided to help the community to rebuild the makeshift bridge there. The community was going to build it anyway and he dropped 100k. You guys should grow up. He said he also followed up with government agencies they said they cant do anything about it. Grow up

exacly my thought... this country nah cruise

Nbotee:
He was always Desmond Ediot.. The sign post fit even cost pass the nonsense pako bridge. He's not even ashamed to put up a board with his name

oh Rector , this kontree nah better cruise

Immaculate755:
Rector Flees After Investing #1billion Meant For Lecturers Salaries In Bitcoin

The rector of Federal polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti is currently on the run after investing about N1 Billion meant to pay salaries of lecturers into Bitcoin.

The lecturers have reportedly began strike action by closing down the gate of the school in protest of N1 Billion salaries arrears owed by the rector.

Students have also shown displeasure over the rector’s action, as the federal government is being called upon to intervene.

wahala dey like phone b

maikbanj:
Her Phone was in the Car

thought of throwing the body away but i believe its a wrong move because the news go show for nairaland slay queens body found nd some amibos go yan say thy done us this warn level up, truth be say if by mistake you are found after that you know fit explain yourself again. so for these reasons i will report to the appropriate bodies

OlayemiAshraf:
If it happened to man nko..... you hookup with a stranger, she passed the night at your house . The next morning when your
dick is calling for more ... You shift her pant you slide in ...she didn't move ... You press her boobs , she didn't move .... You call her name..she didn't respond..... You put your ear on her chest...then you notice she's not breathing again. .. what would you d0

and an apology was demanded. champagne governor .

mad people every where, being called a drunk is an upgrade in regards to how clueless last man (ikpeazu) is.

andyblinks:
pls if eventually someone helps you promise me the one you are using

hahahah we rise by lifting others.

an eye for an eye it is. men seeking worldly pleasures that do not last ,the iphone is even outdated now #smh. RIP to the innocent hustler he killed

the worst is that the iphone he got killed over is now outdated... unbalanced life an eye for an eye .

Even in your sad state ,just have it in mind that you were very brave to have gone to pay the ransom... you guys would have hated yourselves if you ever beaconed on the security guys to help because those guys couldn't have subdued the kidnappers and your bro won't still be saved. thank your God they allowed you to leave without harm. I feel the love your have for your brother from the story. I'm deeply sorry for your loss.

They deal on clito currency � � �

Wow, inside life. Well even it is written in lubes return if seal is broken. It's a pity maybe she was just given a penny to be used.

Frank has been given enough time. It's business.

Chai in this case ignorance is a sin... Just get ready to cry uncontrollably with the love of your life. This is murder.

Are His audience short or what?

Hmmmm... a million is far too much


Am nt greedy jst give me 200k I'd slap her for a weekweek