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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Lines Up Bachelors In Church, Asks Single Ladies To Select For Marriage by CALCULUS16: 9:30pm On Sep 11, 2022
butterfly777:
This is old video tjat has been around for years now. Probably 10 years or more sef.
I was about to write this .
I have watched it a long time ago
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Will Not Return Until These Things Happen by CALCULUS16: 12:33pm On Sep 11, 2022
The first time Jesus came here , you people killed him.
I hope when he comes back, he comes with his angels.
Human beings wickedness is increasing exponentially.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Religion Will Not Take You To Heaven by CALCULUS16: 12:27pm On Sep 11, 2022
I used to wonder why we are still commiting sin since Jesus is the saviour of the world. Since Jesus died, the root of sin should have died too.
After considering all religions, I came to realize all is a construct to tame the animals in human. I love that, but thinking you can commit sin and put it on someones death is more devilish than those who killed the innocent Jesus.
Some will even think say they can continue to sin since Jesus had died for their sins.
Some will even call the blood of Jesus, is
his death not enough for you if it's true, you won't allow his blood to rest (physical or spiritual blood, I don't even know)
He that can forgive sins yet died for the sins of people he can forgive, my confusion is in second derivative cheesy something is not adding up somewhere in the belief
Christianity EtcRe: Is Heaven Made For Christians Only? by CALCULUS16: 12:03pm On Sep 11, 2022
Homo sapiens always desire
From desire arises hope and the will to live after death
God didn't create us to test us and punish us if we fail the test
God didn't create us to serve HIM but He created us for his pleasure
Oblivion or reincarnation should have been the reward for the evil doers rather than tormenting them in hell fire as we know God is all caring God
Heavens description relates with the earthly things, they will say , heavens road is paved with gold, we are going to live in mansions base on our deeds, we are going to be crowned etc all these describe greediness, lust, desire for high ranks, etc most worshippers are sycophants in the house of God, praising him cos they know what they want to collect from Him.
We created all these heaven and hell by ourself.
Heaven is for Christians and Heaven is for Muslims cos it's a mental construct.
I am a believer of total oblivion of who we are in flesh after death but a believer in one consciousness with God after death.
Everybody with his own belief : D
Foreign AffairsRe: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by CALCULUS16: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2022
When projects are given to mechanic turned civil engineer, this is unavoidable. It's not about mixing concrete,settling blocks. its about designing. Those people didn't consider live load , even the worst case live load like this cheesy
Corrupt leaders are everywhere
Foreign AffairsRe: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by CALCULUS16: 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2022
olatade:
So to conclude, it was the ribbon holding the bridge up grin grin grin grin

hope no serious injuries
You are a genius. cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Ugandan Pastor Flogs Church Members As Part Of Prayer In Viral Video by CALCULUS16: 9:51pm On Sep 04, 2022
A certain religion brings out the gullibility in some people, another brings out wickedness. There are no prisons greater then those built with religious texts.
Christianity EtcRe: Ugandan Pastor Flogs Church Members As Part Of Prayer In Viral Video by CALCULUS16: 9:50pm On Sep 04, 2022
A certain religion brings out the gullibility in some people, another brings out wickedness. There are no prison greater then those built with religious texts.
CrimeRe: Ogun Pastor Israel Adebayo Arrested For Raping 14-Year-Old Church Choir Member by CALCULUS16: 8:40pm On Sep 04, 2022
The most people to be feared in this world are those people who hide under prestigious titles. The deadliest snakes are those that camouflage with the environment. The most wicked/evil politician are those who hide under one leading party. The most wicked/evil women are those who hide under religion. Evil flies like a bird, he makes a nest where there is space. He found space in the skull of the inhabitants of the world who could not use their brain cells in the prefrontal lobe of the neocortex to say no to those thing that kill the soul in them. The secret to spiritual and physical successes is this- sweet things have bitter ending (we all know that, cognitive dissonance or temptation as some religious folks would call it) bitter things have sweet ending. Taste the pleasure kill the soul. Kill the pleasure, save the soul, this is my mantra.
PropertiesRe: 7-Storey Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki, 6 Persons Trapped by CALCULUS16: 9:18am On Sep 04, 2022
God1000:
This is sad, more and more people continue to die from Jerry built houses.

Why are we doing this to ourselves in Nigeria! Why using substandard materials for building construction
it is not about substandard materials, it's about wrong/faulty design by the engineers.
If they put right design with consideration of the substandard materials they are going to use, it won't collapse
TravelRe: Man Who Survived 4 Accidents In 1 Year Celebrates Birthday (Graphic Photos) by CALCULUS16: 8:34pm On Sep 03, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Seriously I just dey laugh African man,god wan kill you na.
How can't he prevent the accident in the first place,it's more logical to blame him for having the accident than thank him for survival,so the doctors wey treat you na wetin?lol
As you get the accident you for just sit down make your God heal you by himself directly,at least the doctors don't need any god to perform healing for them,they do it themself.

This is one of the most worrying things about religion - cognitive dissonance, basically. An earthquake strikes and thousands are killed. Then we see some survivor, who has just lost her home, her livelihood and seventeen members of her family, thanking God for saving her life.

Imagine a dictator - Saddam Hussein, perhaps, in his prime. He sends his soldiers into a village and slaughters 90% of the inhabitants. The he is driven in and stands on the back of a jeep and insists that the survivors kneel down and thank him for saving their lives. What is our position on that? Why do we observe behaviour by God which would be regarded as psychopathic in a human, and call it good?
The problems with Africans is carrying people's beliefs for head and trying to justify their own belief as the most logical. Face front, hold your disbelief about God, we can't get 100percent fact about God and reality of life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 3rd September 2022 by CALCULUS16: 3:59pm On Sep 03, 2022
ambience:
angry
U said we should quote you. I just did that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 3rd September 2022 by CALCULUS16: 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2022
ambience:
Liverpool to lose either 1-0 or 2-1. Quote me after the match angry
>: grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Pastor Impregnates 12-year-old Church Girl In Ogun, Blames Devil by CALCULUS16: 12:16pm On Sep 03, 2022
HITsquad:
Why do we always blame the devil for our wrong doings?

What if the devil was the actual good guy? And God the real bad guy?

What if the devil actually created this world? What if he meant good for us all ? What if he wanted to make the world a better place before he was overthrown by God, Angel Michael and his other henchmen?

What if the Holy book was a propaganda by the dictator we all known as God? What if? What if, and what if? Let just think!

Look around you, the word is obviously not a good place... Looks like it's been run by a currupt politician or cartels. wars and crisis everywhere, diseases, poverty... You trying to tell me that God in all his powers cant fix it all?

Satan never killed anyone... Not even a single person. It was always God killing people, turning someone's wife to a bag of salt just for looking back!
wiping out Sodom and Gomorrah with fire,Including the innocent children! So he couldn't think of a better option?

Telling Mr Noah to build an Ark... So he could Destroy the world with water, killing billions of people, Including innocent children?

According to holy books, He was the one that purposely "hardened" the heart of Pharaoh, and when the same actual Pharoah he purposely hardened his refused to let the Israelites go, the same God that hardened his heart sent diseases, fermine, drought to the Egyptians! Like that wasn't enough... He wiped out all their first born! Lol What a serial killer! smh! Think guys, think! it may be a sin to think but it's not illegal... Just think!

It's time the Satan tells his own side of the story... Cos we have been judging the Satan since the beginning without hearing his own side of the story... Enough of all this propaganda!

The apple he gave eve was to open her eyes to reality... The devil wanted us to be smart!

The Devil maybe be the original creator of the world... That's why the apple was there in the first place. I mean Why would God create a fruit he wouldn't want us to eat??

I was asking these kind of questions then. Just like my father would say when he's drunk "God and Satan are one"cheesy
If you focus on the stories in the Bible, you won't love yourself or anyone. Focus on the good morals in it and your life would be peaceful.
Bible contain so many powerful text that can confuse, empowers, purify, imprison, fortify, and destroy you. Pick those text that your life needs.
Forget about how old testament describe God, describe God yourself on how you see it to be.
We create our reality. Forget hell, forget heaven, those are real. Don't serve God because of one heaven or fear him because of hell, if u do so, you are doing business with God.
What of if there is no that God and satan u mentioned. What of if those are myths.
I look at our live, I see that we are just consciousness with will to harness our thought to move our body parts and plan, create and enjoy the work of our hand.
There is higher superconsciousness, we are under that. That's the consciousness that is conscious of everything under it. We are all one under one God. Positive and negative vibration/energy is part of creation, but human mind utilizes the negative vibration and blame it on one imaginary man called devil. The human mind is the unseen universe which can create hell for you or heaven for you base on the kind of seeds you plant there
CrimeRe: Pastor Impregnates 12-year-old Church Girl In Ogun, Blames Devil by CALCULUS16: 12:12pm On Sep 03, 2022
HITsquad:
Why do we always blame the devil for our wrong doings?

What if the devil was the actual good guy? And God the real bad guy?

What if the devil actually created this world? What if he meant good for us all ? What if he wanted to make the world a better place before he was overthrown by God, Angel Michael and his other henchmen?

What if the Holy book was a propaganda by the dictator we all known as God? What if? What if, and what if? Let just think!

Look around you, the word is obviously not a good place... Looks like it's been run by a currupt politician or cartels. wars and crisis everywhere, diseases, poverty... You trying to tell me that God in all his powers cant fix it all?

Satan never killed anyone... Not even a single person. It was always God killing people, turning someone's wife to a bag of salt just for looking back!
wiping out Sodom and Gomorrah with fire,Including the innocent children! So he couldn't think of a better option?

Telling Mr Noah to build an Ark... So he could Destroy the world with water, killing billions of people, Including innocent children?

According to holy books, He was the one that purposely "hardened" the heart of Pharaoh, and when the same actual Pharoah he purposely hardened his refused to let the Israelites go, the same God that hardened his heart sent diseases, fermine, drought to the Egyptians! Like that wasn't enough... He wiped out all their first born! Lol What a serial killer! smh! Think guys, think! it may be a sin to think but it's not illegal... Just think!

It's time the Satan tells his own side of the story... Cos we have been judging the Satan since the beginning without hearing his own side of the story... Enough of all this propaganda!

The apple he gave eve was to open her eyes to reality... The devil wanted us to be smart!

The Devil maybe be the original creator of the world... That's why the apple was there in the first place. I mean Why would God create a fruit he wouldn't want us to eat??
I can feel the kind of vibration your brain is sending out cheesy
I was asking these kind of questions then. Just like my father would say when he's drunk "God and Satan are one"cheesy
If you focus on the stories in the Bible, you won't love yourself or anyone. Focus on the good morals in it and your life would be peaceful.
Bible contain so many powerful text that can confuse, empowers, purify, imprison, fortify, and destroy you. Pick those text that your life needs.
Forget about how old testament describe God, describe God yourself on how you see it to be.
We create our reality. Forget hell, forget heaven, those arent real on the physical plane anywhere. Don't serve God because of one heaven or fear him because of hell, if u do so, you are doing business with God.
What of if there is no that God and satan u mentioned. What of if those are myths.
I look at our live, I see that we are just consciousness with will to harness our thought to move our body parts and plan, create and enjoy the work of our hand.
There is higher superconsciousness, we are under that. That's the consciousness that is conscious of everything under it. We are all one under one God. Positive and negative vibration/energy is part of creation, but human mind utilizes the negative vibration and blame it on one imaginary man called devil. The human mind is the unseen universe which can create hell for you or heaven for you base on the kind of seeds you plant there
CrimeRe: ‘I Killed My Parents Over Blasphemous Comments Against Prophet Muhammad’ by CALCULUS16:
Fighting for supposedly all powerful, all merciful and all gracious God is a sign of the devil's work. It uses religion to enter people's live. I will rather not believe anything written in any book but believe that God exists and nothing more, than believing in a god that makes one to lose sense of humanity.
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Be Worried Seeing Dead People In My Dreams by CALCULUS16: 11:19am On Sep 03, 2022
MorataFC:
Before you sleep cover yourself with blood of JESUS and saturate the surrounding with HOLY GHOST fire.
If you were Mary, would you be happy someone calling the blood of your Son cheesy Maria Ku iroju o where ever you are.
Why u no tell am to call the blood of his siblings or his child if he has one cheesy
There is no Cause without effect. I believe the guy did something that caused that. It might be the work of his kind of thought or his action. Thought create dreams most time and until he changes those kind of thought he would keep on dreaming about them unless he had a hand in someone else's death either financially , physically or through abortion
PetsRe: Hero Saves Drowning Dog Only To Be Immediately Bitten By The Dog (pictures) by CALCULUS16: 2:14pm On Sep 02, 2022
This made me remember what happened to me last year. Na help I help the dog o, until he tried to reap off my hand o. Thank God my uncle was around then.
Then I know that animals would always be animals.
Foreign AffairsRe: Huge Explosion Hits Mosque In Herat, Afghanistan. 20 Killed, 200 Injured by CALCULUS16: 1:55pm On Sep 02, 2022
Pells:
Second story of bombing by moslems huh huh
I now agree all Muslims are terrorist grin grin grin
Your logic is flawed. Most terrorists/heartless human beings are Muslim
We have so many kind hearted and peaceful islamists. Religion brings out the kind of demons one feeds and the kind of Angels one keeps in his heart. Those are wicked among them are those who naturally harbor or ruminating on killing, they just back it up with one sinister belief
CrimeRe: Pastor Seen Performing A Strange Deliverance On His Church Member (pics/video) by CALCULUS16: 9:02pm On Sep 01, 2022
When seeking for spirituality and power is not in line with God, it becomes madness.
Madness is a form of spirituality. Seeing and hearing words that do not exist begins when one thinks he is closer to God than the other person.

Gullible people are too much on earth.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 7:38pm On Sep 01, 2022
cyrilamx:
oga speaking in tongue is a metaphor for different language. As happened in Pentecost Sunday.
Why are we arguing self cheesy
It doesn't worth it.

PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 6:25pm On Sep 01, 2022
femisplash:
It is contextual, tongues and Languages can be used interchangeably. Tinubu was 100% correct on this. People from the tower of Babel spoke in tongues/ Languages after God had sent confusion amongst them. That's the diversity Tinubu was making his reference. Our old national anthem had it in its lyrics that " though tongues and tribes may differ, in brotherhood we stand. The tongue as used is same as Languages.
I honestly can't believe that People who are allegedly educated and largely Christians are trying so hard to find an error where none exist.
Don't let us waste our creative energy on argument.
Since we know what he's saying, we don't need to disturb our soul.
Nobody is an island of knowledge
HealthRe: A Female Friend Is Suffering From Pelvic Inflammatory Diseases. by CALCULUS16: 6:21pm On Sep 01, 2022
Drunkard1:
I need money like this. Like 100billion pounds. I want use 90billion send tinubu to moon make he go rule aliens. Use 5billion fight corruption. Give seun 4.5billion. Use 500million go cotonou go draw there light come my house. Then i go sit down dey watch big brother 24hrs.
Yu no go consider wetin u go chop and drink cheesy. Truly your words define ur monicker cheesy
Different characters on Nairaland
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 6:10pm On Sep 01, 2022
femisplash:
Tongues as used in this context is same as Languages, they could be used interchangeably. People from the tower of Babel spoke in different tongues/Languages after God confused their tongues and made them not understand each other. There is a reason why people are right calling you zombidients, sadly, most of you are youths or students who have nothing upstairs.
See what u wrote up there. You wrote spoke in different languages not spoke in tongues. We understand his point, but just lets agree he made a mistake, nobody is above that. But you guys defending one's error to be right is what is killing we Africans.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 5:27pm On Sep 01, 2022
Owopariola001:
Lol.

Which come first, Genesis or Act?
In what context was he talking about?
Or you guys didn't do "Semantics" in your secondary school?
Speaking in tongues and speaking different tongues are different. Sentiment lowers the functionality of one's frontal lobe.

PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2022
LegendHero:
What are those speaking in tongues doing? Is that not speaking different language? Isn’t that the genesis of speaking in tongue through Babel story in the bible?

He need to quote the “Tho tribe and tongue may differ” which is from our national anthem.

So he’s using speaking in tongue as reference.
There are some words that are used in some specific gatherings. Tongues stand for languages. Let me ask you, which is better between using "speaking different languages and speaking in tongues"
Remember speaking in tongues and speaking different tongues are different. If you would not agree with speaking different languages, he should have used speaking different tongues, then we would understand better.
Seeking big grammar in one's head make one look sick in the head cheesy
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 5:06pm On Sep 01, 2022
Owopariola001:
You're the Olodo here.

The "tongue" can also be used as "language."

For example, "The two brothers had different tongues."

Given that he was talking about Nigeria's diversity, you guys should have used your brain to know that he was talking about "The Tower of Babel."
Yes I know. I know tongues stand for languages. The first thing a normal person that's programmed to think in one direction as to what speaking in tongues implies( which is usually used in Christian gathering ), is to think first about speaking in tongues recorded in Act of apostle. Speaking different languages in Babel is different from speaking in tongues in Act.
Our understanding of some things is spontaneous and it's base on auto-suggestion by our brain. Referring to Bible in such gathering, he should have used speaking different languages instead.
It's my opinion, yours is different.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 4:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
LegendHero:
Foolish people plenty for Nigeria that can’t think.

—What Tinubu was saying was that we inherited different languages from the Bible based on the story of Tower of Babel speaking in tongues issh. Then he said even at that much diversity where tribe and tongue differs, in brotherhood we stand.

What is wrong in what he said?
Nothing wrong, but for the his choice o
f words. Speaking in tongues instead of speaking different languages
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Tinubu Said We Inherited Speaking In Tongues From The Bible (Pix) by CALCULUS16: 4:54pm On Sep 01, 2022
Owopariola001:
Was he wrong?

Is there any other historical book with a history that has an earlier timeline of speaking in a tongue other than the Bible?

And by the way, his statement is about the story of "The Tower of Babel."

I wonder how y'all claimed to be "Christians" but ignorance, hatred, and bias made you forget your Book of Genesis 11:1–9

If you can't use your brain, the joke is on you.
He should have used " speaking different languages" instead. When one doesnt want to use simple grammar, one confuses himself and the audience cheesy
CrimeRe: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by CALCULUS16: 4:30pm On Sep 01, 2022
Zonefree:
Don't blame your actions on innocent alcohol. Your inability to control your gbola led to that not alcohol.

If talk say you remove 5k from that 9k you sent to her for food, and get yourself a paid kpekus, all these nonsense for no happen.

Learn not to revolve your life around one pussyy.
Listen to the advice up there and see pxssies revolving around your life. Life is not about fleshy pleasure. Pleasure doesn't bring peace in one's mind, it creates chaos and inordinate affection. Doing the right thing at the right time with the right person will yield a peaceful pleasure when done at the right place.

Pleasure is the bait to an abyss of addiction, lust and other forms of immorality. Listen to the dictate of your mind and other negative people's opinion daily and see how you become animal, discipline your mind daily with whatever pure words you read from your religious book or hear from people
and see how divine you become. Feed the flesh, kill the spirit.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Shocked As Water Mysteriously Gushes Out From Suspended Kettle In Ogun (vid) by CALCULUS16: 4:12pm On Sep 01, 2022
SerikiFulani:
This is basic engineering.

The pipe holding the kettle is inside the water.

I saw this first in china.
In other words , the glassy pipe holding the kettle and supplying the water is hidden by the water gushing out. It's a product of magic/ created illusion someone made and I saw
how it's made. (Tap was used instead of the kettle)
CrimeRe: Lady Almost Lost Her Voice After Speaking With A Fraudster On Phone by CALCULUS16: 9:40am On Sep 01, 2022
Raregem9000:
My wife received this same message sometimes last year as well. She send the card back to the man and the man was saying his son would like to appreciate her for what she did but she told the man not to worry and she hung up the call
Thank God for her. They are ritualistic scammers

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