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Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Explain To My Parents That I Don't Want To Belong To Any Religion by CALCULUS16: 9:59pm On Aug 09, 2021
You don't want to belong to any religion or you don't believe in God. The purpose of religion is to reconnect you back to your creator. Its not about success. Most people think being successful is equal to having everything, becoming a billionaire, see you cant do anything beside God, if u have to be irreligious then try and be spiritual, but if u have to be spiritual then u need a part of religion.
I pray you don't see problems that will bring you down to the extent of seeking solutions until you pray. Prayer is our weapon, for those who believe in the power of the Almighty God
RomanceRe: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by CALCULUS16: 9:49pm On Aug 09, 2021
kobabe:
One man food is another man poison. I'm married for 7 months now and I'm still praying for baby.
Just be patient, babies are coming cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Arin, Emmanuel, Nini, Princess, Tega & Saskay Are Up For Eviction by CALCULUS16: 9:13pm On Aug 09, 2021
FRANKOSKI:
HUGE DISTRACTION FOR WAEC STUDENTS
Neco students
CelebritiesRe: Rare Throwback Photo Of Patience Ozokwor by CALCULUS16: 8:23am On Aug 07, 2021
LagosAirport:
As it is, all things grow old...
Make use of your youth...

Find love, have kids... So that they'll continue your beauty
even if you are ugly, your kids will continue your ugliness cheesy
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Welcome Quadruplets With 5th Wife by CALCULUS16: 11:11pm On Aug 06, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Five wife's in this morden day and he is an educated man .
He's the one educated not his *rod* cheesy, u see that second brain under our yansh is very stubborn, education can't tame it.
FamilyRe: Major Reasons Why Family Member Do Not Help Each Other. by CALCULUS16: 10:55pm On Aug 06, 2021
Macadamemmy:
We rise by lifting others... Dats what I know
Heavy weight champion cheesy Do not lift what's heavier than your weight, if u do that u might tear your trouser or underwear and u might even fall or shit while doing so. cheesy
The maxim should be- Lift the persons you can lift and you will be able to rise.
Namaste
HealthRe: Why Your Stomach Looks Big ( Belle Fat)and Unattractive by CALCULUS16: 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2021
The reason for amoebic drum-like belle is due to a mechanism inside the osmosis chamber of the oesophagus which release a chemical called drumstoma grin which then move from the region of lower concentration to higher concentration through the abdominal wall of the dueodenum grin which cause the abnormal shapening of the stomach to the shape of a drum. If u believe that, na u know o.
According to my knowledge in biology, a person especially the male gender, has a drum like belly because he evolves from camel, you see that belly can hold 2500 liters of water, and he can go on a long journey for 365 days without water. Its a gift , embrase if.
HealthRe: Why Your Stomach Looks Big ( Belle Fat)and Unattractive by CALCULUS16: 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2021
Lollittaa:
[color=magenta]reminds me of the female who took a swipe at Nigerian women failing to realise her mother and herself, together with her density wig on her head was sitting comfortably on that table.
Say what you want about Nigerian women, when you point 1 finger at us, 4 points back to your mother, sister, girlfriend /wife and daughter cheesy grin[/color]
I need to show you something, point one finger at something now, check how many fingers point back to you, its 3, the tumb will be pointing to another thing cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by CALCULUS16: 11:53am On Aug 06, 2021
hstar:
grin grin grin
I av been laughing at the beginning of ur comments, because I know the way u'll end the comment would be bad ass.

And guess what?

My thought was right

Me too I started making.....just 4
Last line of ur comment, very funny
naso now cheesy
CrimeRe: Lady Kills Her Boyfriend In Uyo After Sex, Absconds With His Benz (Graphic Pics) by CALCULUS16: 3:58pm On Aug 05, 2021
Viewers discretion advised! Many nairalanders brain has been configured to behold graphics without being emotional. Lack of contentment has landed both the butchered and the butcher.. The power of 'totolitosis' will make you see angel in devil cos she dey give u style like monkey. Most ladies are evil, they like brooding on already laid eggs, some entered into marriage while some take the eggs forcefully like this witch here.
RomanceRe: Bride Too Shy To Kiss Her Husband On Their Wedding Day by CALCULUS16: 2:05pm On Aug 05, 2021
bjtinz:
Abi o. In fact e be like say she don get belle o
aproko.com cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by CALCULUS16: 2:00pm On Aug 05, 2021
OGWILLS123:
Asin eeh shocked, some people can lie without
Conscience grin.
some of the people commenting here might be living in single rooms, using paper to fan themselves , and thinking of what to eat and where to go today self cheesy people can lie ehh. cheesy. Me too i started making millions when i was just 4. cheesy
CrimeRe: Thief Who Steals Expensive Biscuits From Delta Supermarkets Caught (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 11:58am On Aug 03, 2021
dudusky007:
2500 naira for just biscuit? How much be indomie indomitable carton #2400.
well guy sorry oh sorry oh make God no allow dem lynch you. Naija big thieves are being spared, small thieves are being killed... thief something big next time
until petty thief in your area come to your house and steal your phone, laptop and even your bed before you go know say stealing no good, either small or big, thief na thief. Thieves dont consider the size of things they steal but they do base on what they want at the moment. A thief who decide to steal pencil today might come for your television tomorrow.
HealthRe: 15-Year-Old Brazilian Girl Dies While Having Sex With A Man In His Car by CALCULUS16: 11:27am On Aug 03, 2021
This lady looks older than 15, unless their gene defers there, if so i can see reason the age of sexual consent in brazil is 14. Dickson died under Dick. RIP.
SportsRe: Aidan Walsh Eliminated From Olympics By Injury Sustained While Celebrating by CALCULUS16: 9:57am On Aug 03, 2021
SefunmiHookups:
In one sentence, this is what we call;
' The Village, The People.

If yuh knowah mean wink
do you know that, - villages are now becoming cities cheesy they are now in the cities and they are rebranding themselve cheesy They are not stressed in getting the gps location, picture, voice etc of anyone they target anymore through their diabolical power- but now technology ti take over cheesy
SportsRe: Aidan Walsh Eliminated From Olympics By Injury Sustained While Celebrating by CALCULUS16: 9:47am On Aug 03, 2021
There are victories that come with defeat! Do not over-rejoice when you excel or win-the battle is not over, cos you need to fight against urself- Inside 'us' there lies a wicked drunken master sitting confidently and his aim is to defeat. Finish your external and internal opponents, thats when a complete flawless victory is certain. There are fate worse than death.
TV/MoviesRe: Toke Makinwa Hosts BBNaija Highlight Show, The First by CALCULUS16: 6:02am On Aug 03, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Your view is different from mine and always try to read my signature.
i was just joking with you.
TV/MoviesRe: Toke Makinwa Hosts BBNaija Highlight Show, The First by CALCULUS16: 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Proudly and Awesomely brought to you by ODEWALE ADESOYE A. K. A. Green Man, Your one and only Nairaland Host (Shine Ya Eye).
TV/MoviesRe: Toke Makinwa Hosts BBNaija Highlight Show, The First by CALCULUS16: 10:22pm On Aug 02, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
Proudly and Awesomely brought to you by ODEWALE ADESOYE A. K. A. Green Man, Your one and only Nairaland Host (Shine Ya Eye).
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=104363222][color=#006600]Mr Green man, This is Mr Red man. STOP hosting this kind show on nairaland, u no see any other show to host, na bb9ja wey u no c kobo from u dey host for nairaland cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Beatrice, Yerins, Whitemoney, Yousef, Niyi Nominated For Eviction by CALCULUS16: 8:45pm On Aug 02, 2021
gojow:
What is the economic importance of this show
it increases National inCUM.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex In The Church by CALCULUS16: 8:33pm On Aug 01, 2021
Sex this! Sex that! Na the only thing u see dey happen in church. Sex is not used by satan, sex is ingrained in our DNA, abi na satan dey make goat bleep im mother, or na im make cock chases hen, the moment u know that u need to give control of your life into your hand away from primitive instinct, that moment u r on the verge of victory. Our salvation begins with us, we are our own saviours. Jesus christ, krishna, budha etc just came to enlighten us about the divinity of our soul which is been deluded by doctrines, dogmas, creeds, beliefs, etc, if you believe someone saves you and yet you dont resist the devil or evil, he or it will continue to torment. Self control is one of the great spiritual virtues to inculcate. Church is just a structure where different sinners in saint attires meet and worship together,[ only few are saints], being Godly is synonymous with being christlike, i will rather chose the former cos i dont know much about the latter. Being Godly leads to being Spiritual and this give strength
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by CALCULUS16: 4:36pm On Aug 01, 2021
This is what i hate religions for-its fill with a large number of gullible followers-when you see people going to church, just know they are going to work, none serves God, most of them are business men and women. They pay tithe expecting a reward, they join work force expecting a spouse or to be noticed, they go to church cos they fear hell , they go to church for miracles etc i hate 'serve me and get rewards' principles in religions, na so some fanatics believes they go see 72 brand new toto for heaven for destroying what took God time to make. I think anyone in right state of mind should serve God wholly because of his Love for us. My spirit bear witness with my hand as i dey type like this say-this miracle na lie-one whose audio system got affected started talking flawlessly- either the miracle na lie or the couple no deaf and dumb before.
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by CALCULUS16: 4:07pm On Aug 01, 2021
People specifying God to themselve are possessive and self-centred. There is nothing like God of chosen, God of Adeboye etc, God is one for all either you are pagan, muhammadanist, christians, budhis, hinduist or any other sects u belong. This kind miracle of simultaneous miracle could be by substitution method, cos i no understand person wey no hear words or speak any language before go just start speak, since hearing languages programs the brain to know a language, now how com dey go speak, except the mutter words they hear people speak, that might not b coherent though-anyways wetin i know be say-na only in church u go see a man that can not walk properly due 2 accident, giving testimony say after the pastors prayer, he can run, and when asked 2 show the congregants how he can run, even you ll pity the man cos the manner he go run go be like that of bicycle wey get flat tyres. Its easier to break spiritual yoke than to break yoke cause by nature, thats y a miracle of new body part cant be performed.
RomanceRe: 27-Year-Old Man Batters Lover For Denying Him Sex After Buying A Phone For Her by CALCULUS16: 3:34pm On Aug 01, 2021
MufasaLion:
Some men don't think with brain when konji hit them.
we have two brains, one in d head and one under the pelvic. dont u know konji is a brain too. Most men cannot control it and it continuously put them in trouble.
CrimeRe: Micheal Usifo Ataga Buried In Lagos (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 2:38am On Jul 31, 2021
VULCAN:
Who told you that having sex only with your spouse guarantees peace?

So all those killed by their spouses nko?

You sound like those who live in a fantasy world.
na guinestic world i dey live, my mind dey think about godly home, u dey think about devilish home-all i know is let ur marriage foundation be on true love and not lust and also trust, then i dont see y any of the parties would cheat or kill each other. Peace is guarantee in a home built on true love, trust and godliness. Thank yhu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Respond To The Question "Why Do You Want This Job?" In An Interview by CALCULUS16: 10:20pm On Jul 30, 2021
I want the job because wetin i go chop if i no work, abi u want me dey beg? With these few words of mine, i hope i am able to convince sir
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Beating Daughter To Death In Ogun (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2021
BABYharder:
Every Nigerian of today needs a thorough mental evaluation. This is not about the future is female or Gmail. We're turning into animals by the day. Everyone wana transfer aggression by any given opportunity; there has been a sporadic increase in crimes of all aggressive sorts, not excluding jungle justice, cult wars, ethnic wars, extrajudicial killings just to mention these few.
We need urgent orientation before things completely falls apart cry
things yaf fell down and broken tipetipe
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Beating Daughter To Death In Ogun (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 9:53pm On Jul 30, 2021
SUCKCESSFUL:
Ariri cry

Anger management is very important, imagine going to jail for killing your own daughter.

After warning them not to go out, they still went out and slept over
That's why it's better not to have children than to have the type that will drown you in your tears and sorrow.

My grandma used to say "Rio chukwu ka o Nye gi nwa, Maka na umu na a'munye oku na uno".
pls interprete the emboldened. I am interested in knowing the meaning. Even my grandpa taught me this kaka kin bi egba obun, makuku bi okansoso araba, mafi yan araye loju, maroungberaga.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija S6: Why I Don’t Want To Participate In Task – Princess by CALCULUS16: 5:27pm On Jul 30, 2021
The person wey get time na him dey watch bbnaija.
CrimeRe: Micheal Usifo Ataga Buried In Lagos (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 4:29pm On Jul 30, 2021
The following are the real killers of destinies in ascending order of magnitude...craving charm or seeking miracles-drug abuse- inordinate desire for money, position or fame -when your desire is linked in the mental realm in pussy/dick. Out of all the orifices in the body, the reproductive holes perform same function as that of the mother earth. Thats where we all came from, if you must Bleep, Bleep responsibly-within marriage, not extra-maritally or pre-maritally, then you ll live long in PEACE.
CrimeRe: Micheal Usifo Ataga Buried In Lagos (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 3:56pm On Jul 30, 2021
NwaIgboBoy:
Men, sperm no go kill us for this world!



We too like to release am , and is putting us in trouble toomuch.
i like the angle in which you look at this situation. We like releasing it, but with self control, one can deny the pleasure. If you want to be strong physically and spiritualy, my breadhen cheesy deny pleasure-its the seed of sin.
PoliticsRe: Muiz Shodipe Is Dead! Lagos PDP Secretary Dies (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 12:35pm On Jul 29, 2021
The truth about this life, we are all gonna leave this planet one day, no one is going to leave here alive. Sleep in peace!

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