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Science/TechnologyRe: What Is A Sloth And 10 Incredible Facts About The Sloth? (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2022
Sirlins:
Have you guys seen zootopia ? I think it's a 2016 movie very funny
That scene is a funny one. cheesy
CrimeRe: Lady Almost Lost Her Voice After Speaking With A Fraudster On Phone by CALCULUS16:
No be today. I was called by those people too, they just sent two wrong recharge card numbers.
I even saved the conversation I had with the man on phone and started telling people about it, but i have deleted it.
I became conscious of the man's intention when I saw the message which says *use this card for your transport when coming for ifa festival* and also during our conversation , I heard a background words from a man who was on another call with someone saying incantation in Yoruba.
That's how I cursed the man and told him never to call me again
Christianity EtcRe: Rev Esther Prays For God To Touch Prophet Israel Genesis' Heart by CALCULUS16: 9:15pm On Aug 31, 2022
Righteousness2:
Brethren, JESUS is Coming!!! Don't give the devil chance. He is looking for a chance to Strike and hinder the people from Heaven.
Jesus is coming cheesy The first time he came you guys killed him. If he comes again I don't know what people of the world might do.
Christianity EtcRe: Between Clergyman Mike Bamiloye And A Facebook User Asking About Heaven by CALCULUS16: 5:42pm On Aug 29, 2022
Ay04z:
following christ is doing his will not just by mouth.. Am not saying something else.... Don't miss quote me...
I wasn't misquoting you, just expressing my mind.
Christianity EtcRe: Between Clergyman Mike Bamiloye And A Facebook User Asking About Heaven by CALCULUS16: 11:20am On Aug 29, 2022
Ay04z:
Is better to believe there is hell and heaven.. Than not... Jesus is the only way believe in him and be free. Life is a trap death is her son... Do good and follow christ. We have limited time here. Cheers.
Actually the truth is Christ. If you want to know the way to God, it's through Christ.
Doing good alone will not place anyone in heaven if it exists, he who follows God not for the sake of heaven or for the fear of hell shall be placed there. Hypocrites (which constitute more than 90percent of worshippers) won't be there (if it exist). It's better one become a devil on earth and end up been with him than putting one leg in Gods house and the other leg in the world (devils temple)
Christianity EtcRe: Between Clergyman Mike Bamiloye And A Facebook User Asking About Heaven by CALCULUS16: 11:02am On Aug 29, 2022
It's good to believe the imaginary if it will really help the person to be better morally. Just like the placebo effect of empty capsule.
We are all under programs of one thing or the other. A matrix that's difficult to escape from
Christianity EtcRe: What Are Your Excuses For Not Serving God Now? by CALCULUS16: 3:35pm On Aug 28, 2022
I don't think anybody is serving God or can serve Him. We are doing [b]business[/] with God. If you ask people why they are going to church, their answers would be- I want to get to heaven (if Heaven isn't promised won't you do the right thing for the sake of our creator?)
Most people go to church or serve God cos they want connection,
Cos they want healing
Cos they don't want Sapa anymore in their life
Cos they are looking for wife or husband
Cos of if they don't , people will call them pagan
Cos of the imaginary heaven they were promised (some even imagine the kind of massion they would live after leaving here)
They pay tithe cos they want dubble of what they give (business mindset)
Cos they want to show their talent (na business)
Nobody would say he or she loves God sacrificially, everybody is doing business with God calling that Service.
If you love God, you should not expect any reward for doing good even if heaven is gonna be real (I don't know how the spiritual world operate, may be that's how they rule)
Most people who say they are serving God are actually lying and there is no truth in them. You are serving yourself, A servant serves without murmoring, with honor without expecting anything in return
Some worshippers will be saying God if you don't give me this(money, job, children etc) I won't serve you again cheesy
Your worship never take from or add anything to God.
No Divine love anymore among people, it's all Lust business , business and Lust.. Too much hypocrisy yet claiming they love God. If you are poor or sick they will say u are not serving God as if it's a business. What I know is, to serve God is to do his wills which are simple unless u have ego. To love him sacrificially and to know that he has the whole world and its content in his hands and he can do whatsoever he wants with it, even our souls. Just like Abraham surrendered his son which was a test for him, can we give all our belongings to God if he say so. In Love- it's always take, take ,take just for the pleasure of the one you give to. It's all about God's happiness.
In Business, take this, give me this. God take this prases give me job, take this offering give healing etc give and take is business.
In Lust, give me, give me, I won't give out. God's happiness doesn't concern us , we are concerned about our happiness. Service to God is all about Love and nothing else
FamilyRe: Please Help Save My Marriage by CALCULUS16:
Gambling is a deception that tricks the brain so well. Gambling makes a rich man to become poor thinking hes getting richer. God is blessing you, Gambling is taking it away
No matter how much you win, your loss would always be greater than your gain.
Gambling is not only a spirit, it's a devil that can be overcomed by strong determination.
Prayer first, strong will to be free second, invest rather than spend all the time.
Gambling, selling your properties and borrowing either from people or online go hand in hand. If you are free from one, to be free from the other might be hard, it takes discipline and courage
RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Got A Friend Pregnant And Now This Is Happening..wat Should I Do??? by CALCULUS16: 1:43pm On Aug 28, 2022
People and mistake pregnancy tale. It wasnt mistake when you took off your clothes.
It wasn't mistake when you took off your boxer
It wasn't mistake when u took off her pant
It wasn't mistake when u r pounding her like fufu, o boy u r too bad.
Itsnt a mistake, u were just deluded by your brain due to the pleasure u r gaining from that bottomless pit you have dug with your phallus.
Welcome to the world of fathers, if you abort that pregnancy, note this; you are a murderer if u do so.
Get ready the baby items, I guess it is going to be female. Children from this kind thing are always female.
Happy fathers day to you in advance
FoodRe: What's The Weirdest Food Combo You've Heard Or Seen? by CALCULUS16: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2022
Garri + palm oil + salt
Indomie + bread
Kulikuli + bread
CrimeRe: Couple Found Dead At Home In Katsina by CALCULUS16: 3:20pm On Aug 23, 2022
epondudu:
What type of calligraphy is this?
Ina lillahi wahina ilehi rojiuna. It literally means, we shall all return to him who created us.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Feel Remorseful After Certain Sexual Activities by CALCULUS16: 12:23pm On Aug 21, 2022
Why is the topic that people always preach on as if inwardly they are not craving for it.
Sx, sx sx, that is what post people think of. The feeling to have it is normal, ability to conquer it is Divine. It should be between a married couple. There is no remorse when it's done between the duo who are legally and divinely bound together.

If you are so thoughtful, you would have this belief of which I have that, one body to one body, this body is meant for the one I will eventually marry or that which I have married.

Those people claiming holy holy are the most desperate for *this thing*. They feel jelous inside when they hear about someone having different ladies for themselves and having their way.
Most brothers in the Lord so to say married not because the Lord says but because of the gift miss *Deborah, Rachael �* carry for back and because they want to taste what they have been craving for. When these sisters married them with the thought that my husbands are saints that really feel remorseful even by seeing the unclothedness of someone or don't like this thing, they would be surprised at the kind of animalistic thrust their husbands are giving them and the constant demand for it and the women will be like, ahh bro john , bro Gabriel I don't know you are like this o�

One hole, one rod is honorable. Only ladies or men of animalistic nature tend to knack anything under skirt and trouser even whatever look like hole even rectum, mouth in human, goat, dogs etc while their ladies always long for any thing like cucumber, candle to service their rotten hole if they don't see any rod to do so.

I'm not religious or spiritual, but I know within me that *what you know that it doesn't belong to you , you should not taste it*

Don't trust those brothers and sisters claiming holy holy o, na them bad past. I have reasons�
Lets live a life not for pleasure seeking but for the happiness of God. You know you won't marry someone yet you deceived her into sleeping with her cos you have what the ladies always fall for , i.e money, position in church, school, place of work, assalatu etc , good look, masculinity etc .
Most ladies too have inferiority complex , the only thing they are proud about is that perishable and changing bag of flesh they carry for back and front. You will see this in the way they pose for pix, --protruded yansh facing North east by tilting their leg cheesy, and exposing their chest. They know that one mumu man who cannot control what he sees must fall for them
EducationRe: 10 Best Performing States & Regions In WAEC 2021 by CALCULUS16: 10:21pm On Aug 19, 2022
Malpractice everywhere. Sokoto students that cannot even speak turensi very well talkless of writing it. Due to the fact that we are in the internet era, some corrupt people own sites where they upload questions and answers before they even start the exams, why won't they pass since everybody is moving about with computer system (Android phone) now.
I remember WAEC of 1990s -2008, check the statistics of those who passed in 2007 and 2008 despite the fact that we read very well. Students of nowadays don't read, school owners don't value moral anymore, students are taught corruption from malpractice by paying for logistic( the good term they use for malpractice). In few years to come, we would have incompetent and lazy doctors, engineers, lecturers etc
I pity this generation
RomanceRe: I'm Scared To Ask Her For Sex by CALCULUS16: 6:24pm On Aug 19, 2022
He who cannot control himself is a goat in humans clothing. We are human I know, but in this case you need to control yourself, not all pxxy can be screwed cheesy, screwing is allowed in marriage otherwise you are nothing but a dog or ewure.
EducationRe: Oluwole Oluwabukunmi Got A1 In 9 Subjects In WAEC & Scored 324 In JAMB by CALCULUS16: 2:01pm On Aug 13, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
A girl told me last year that they are being taught well in their school still their school supplied them with official assistance[waec 2020 expo] she joined her mate in the expo stuff in all subjects except chemistry because she was exceptional good in chemistry with her friends that were 5 but when results came out she and friends that didn't joined expo for chemistry were given AB in their results they had to rewrite WAEC last year.
That's it my brother, in the next 5 years to come, we would be having incompetent engineers , doctors, teachers etc. Corruption starts from this level.
EducationRe: Oluwole Oluwabukunmi Got A1 In 9 Subjects In WAEC & Scored 324 In JAMB by CALCULUS16: 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2022
I don't trust all this A parallel result. Children of nowadays don't read like students decades ago. Miracle centers everywhere, there was a boy I taught
for JAMB he got A1 in mathematics, his mum was telling me how good her son is in mathematics, until I evaluated the boy o, simple quadratic equation he didn't know, even sin60, sin 90.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Always Taking You Back To Sin? by CALCULUS16: 3:13pm On Jul 17, 2022
Lighthouse50:
The one thing that takes people to sin is MR FLESH
Why would u used that title
Mr
It's Mrs flesh.
Flesh/Lust is feminine cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: About The High Rate Of Immoral Sex Amongst Young People Today by CALCULUS16: 10:55am On Jun 26, 2022
Adeling:
I once said that if a woman isn't a virgin at the time of her wedding she shouldn't put on the white gown.

Fornication is now part of life so much that an average 16 year old already knows different sex styles.

If you can get a virgin for a wife pls do (even if she's not ensure she's not an olosho in disguise)
What of men who are not virgin. Remember a man is a master driller, he can make many women non virgin through his tool. Men who promise marriage for the sake of sex should be blamed, and ladies who because of money open their hole should also be blamed.
CrimeRe: Why Portable Ask His Boys To Beat Up DJ Chicken (video) by CALCULUS16: 9:33pm On Jun 23, 2022
aysuprano:
Lmaoo

He’s one popular local Dj in sango area

He has a trademark

Dj sikin kukuruukuuuu grin grin grin
Christianity EtcWhen Was The Last Time You Saw A Rainbow by CALCULUS16(op): 2:31pm On Jun 19, 2022
Yesterday, while I was meditating on some portions of the Bible, my mind picked the aspect of the Gods covenant about how he would remind us that he won't destroy the world again with flood. Rainbow would be a sign of this covenant. The last I saw a rainbow was like when I was a little kid. When was the last time u saw a rainbow?
CrimeRe: Phone Theft: My Sad Experience by CALCULUS16: 2:23pm On Jun 19, 2022
Asianjollof007:
Nothing to argue about here, i'm glad you also know face ID and fingerprint is safer than passwords. Bye!
Do u know, u can actually open someone's phone with his photo if he use face ID?
FamilyRe: My Brothers Wife Is Cheating, Do I Tell Him Or Mind My Business by CALCULUS16: 12:14pm On Jun 18, 2022
BadRadio:
I am 100% correct about her cheating... my brother is out of the country for a year now... I am just about the only person that knows about it in the family, do I keep shut and continue minding my own crap, or do I burst bubbles?
Do u know what your brother is doing there too. You better face your front.
EducationRe: My Cousin Brought This To Me, Please Help Me! by CALCULUS16: 8:56am On Jun 17, 2022
Let his current age equals= t
Five years ago, he was t-5
2(t-5)= t
2t-10= t
2t-t= 10
t=10
His age is 10
He was 5 five years ago
His mother was then was then 6 x 5= 30yrs
Now she's 35, even that statement of 35 in the question is not necessary
His mum gave birth to him when she was 25 years old. If she turns 50
Baki would be 25 years old
CrimeRe: Missing Person by CALCULUS16: 3:30pm On Jun 13, 2022
zubimete:
good news! Details plz
I will ask her sister when I see her tomorrow.
CrimeRe: Missing Person by CALCULUS16: 1:17pm On Jun 12, 2022
She has been found.
Christianity EtcRe: Video Of Single Women Praying For Husbands by CALCULUS16: 10:21pm On May 16, 2022
itchie:
May God answer their prayers and give them husbands according to their characters. The good ones should get good husbands and the bad ones should get bad husbands
and bad parents beget bad shudren
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: OPM Awards Scholarship To All Her Siblings, To Relocate Parents by CALCULUS16: 10:17pm On May 16, 2022
BloomingDale:
What Kumuyi, Adeboye, Oyedepo, Bakare, Suleiman etc could not. Seems some people are not their brothers keeper.
dont say what you dont know. there is no reward in publizing ones good deed. my education was sponsored by deeper- life from 100 level till 500level
CrimeRe: Mortuary Attendant Decapitates Dead Body In Ogun, To Sell Head For N50K by CALCULUS16: 9:09pm On Apr 26, 2022
Arysexy:
Awon skull miners are on d loose.

What are SW Governors, Oba, yoloba opinion leaders doing about this?

Just yesterday Wasiu and Ibrahim were caught with teenager head and fingers

Yoloba why?
Yoruba moslem you will say
Christianity EtcRe: Meet The Pastor Who Wears Ladies' Heels (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 8:31pm On Apr 25, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Wahala wear koikoi shuu grin
you know the best title that fit this man cheesy, spirituality comes with wisdom whereas religion come with craziness. I can't stop smiling seeing ur comment. Wahala truly wear koi koi shu cheesy
RomanceRe: My Ex Who Is Married With Kids Wants To Have Sex With Me by CALCULUS16: 1:20pm On Apr 20, 2022
Some people's skull is filled with semen, while their scrotal sac hold their cerebral. They think s.x all the time, addiction to the opening in between womens leg is the greatest manipulative tool the dark energy is using to control the life of some whimsical individuals like the poster above. Do unto another persons wife what you want them to do to yours. Think about it, life is more than d and v, that thing u are missing in her might be a death trap, its either u carry stds, thunderbolt or loss ur glory or graces u r enjoying at the moment. Pleasure gotten from fornication or adultery bind one.
CrimeRe: Muslim Wife Poisoned Husband For Leaving Islam by CALCULUS16: 7:23pm On Apr 11, 2022
Oxtertee:
hislam and vawulence. the religion is directly the opposite of peace.
hmm this is deep cheesy

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