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 Food › Re: Goat Seen Eating From A Pot Still On Fire (video) by CALCULUS16: 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2021 |
Na dis kind goats dey eye one with one eye when you chase them away. Beat one of them and you lose something dear  awon ajiun, women in goats clothing |
| Science/Technology › Re: South Korean Toilet Turns Faeces Into Power And Digital Currency (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 7:19pm On Jul 25, 2021 |
Despite many professors we have in nigerian universities, none has been able to think outside the box. We read to pass and to be promoted, the white read to invent new thiings, to make things easy for them. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Meet The BBNaija 2021 Male Housemates (Shine Ya Eye) by CALCULUS16: 10:23pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
This show is proudly sponsored by Lust and greed. Another season of meaningless show for lazy nigerian youths. I remember that day i saw someones yansh like lemon for screen during the show[i watched it out of curiosity] with one man squizing it, na then i decided not to watch am again. |
| Education › Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by CALCULUS16: 8:55pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
| Crime › Re: Kidnapper Of A Military Personnel Arrested In Ogun by CALCULUS16: 8:38pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
Officer waliu |
| Crime › Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Big J, MOSIEND Leader In Bayelsa State (Graphic Photos) by CALCULUS16: 2:15pm On Jul 19, 2021 |
What a horrible death. May his soul rest in peace. May his assailants live like dead men, having no knowlege of where they are, either world or underworld in sheol. Imagine his hands are already set in rigor mortis |
| Celebrities › Re: Born-Again Moesha Boduong Apologizes To Men She Seduced by CALCULUS16: 11:07am On Jul 15, 2021 |
[quote author=Spending123 post=103729212][/quote] women are not our problem bro. we are the cause of our own problems. |
| Celebrities › Re: Born-Again Moesha Boduong Apologizes To Men She Seduced by CALCULUS16: 10:44am On Jul 15, 2021 |
Spending123:wow, see wisdom , i got another wisdom from it too: do not let a woman hold your manhood when its soft, let it become hard itself and then let a woman hold it and afterward it becomes soft again. Moral lesson: women make things that are already hard for men soft. When things are hard for you, get a woman. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Drunk Man Mauled To Death By Shark After Walking Into Brazilian Sea To Pee by CALCULUS16: 8:26am On Jul 15, 2021*. Modified: 8:51am On Jul 15, 2021 |
AngelicDamsel:One thing most of us dont know or we know but we didnt give it a thought is; our brain is a self-programming super computer, it controls us most time against our will, if it wins every time without you being self-controlled, you ll forever be it slave dancing to the whims of it command. The subconscious mind is a dutiful slave if you have self control but its a brutal master if you give it the control. it programs you to be addicted to some things which u wont be able to be liberated easily from, though you see d negativities it is bringing to you. Its baits are pleasures from food, drugs, sex, what u watch, what u hear, what you drink etc, if you can deny some pleasures for a while, you ll see how you ll be freed and peace shall take ur mind as it abode. Namaste 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death For Refusing To Have Sex With Him (Disturbing Photos by CALCULUS16: 9:19pm On Jul 13, 2021 |
Human sex organ is a powerful master living under each of us. Most times it controls the brain and fight against the will, morality and senses of its slave. With a little thought and imagination of sex, it get awakens from sleep-whipping its slave with lust. Many great men has been put 6ft down the earth by it, many great women got screwed by it and got screwed to death, even ordinary men! many people cannot live without it. Many are lost into masturbation by it, getting pleasure from other unnatural source. Should man live for pleasure? We are human, we are a programmed being, we always dance to the tune of pleasure. He who is with moderate libido should thank his maker. Enhancing libido with drugs strengthen ur master the more. At the sight of puna, strong men become weak, even the spiritual among men. If as a married man or woman, you are demanding sex forcefully from your spouse, u and goat are of the same specie. Most spouses, when it comes to sex, they become like a cock chasing the hen for mating. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Is Dead, Dies Of Throat Cancer by CALCULUS16: 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2021 |
mygem:so animals that die, tha have sinful behavious and emotions like anger, selfishness, hatred etc, that experience pain during birth also sinned against God? they also ate the fruit? |
| Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Is Dead, Dies Of Throat Cancer by CALCULUS16: 1:09pm On Jul 11, 2021 |
Sometimes i used to ask myself, why are we created to die at the end?I dont crave for any afterlife cos i dont want any mysteries in heaven or hell, i just prefer blissful non existence dan afterlife existence that ll bring mysteries with miseries. This life is a form of matrix that is difficult to disentangle oneself from. Our life is not really ours, our souls are like prisoners inside the human body machine, 99% of our existence is controlled by forces beyond our willful control. We are living in self-imposed and world-imposed illusion. We are like a biological robot that evolves, though we think we can reason on our own, but dat reasoning faculty we think we av is part of the in-built program of the front lobe of our brain. The best way to live in dis life is to desire nothing, crave nothing, attach to nobody or anything, love without attachment cos all we see, hear, desire, crave or get attached 2 r d real miseries in the mysteries. Serve God sacrificially without the thought of reward here/hereafter 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are People Not Naming Their Daughters “delilah” ? by CALCULUS16: 11:15am On Jul 11, 2021 |
mariodko190:also plan to name ur child pharaoh methusella goliath if u give birth to a boy, u knw people have nt been naming their sons that |
| Career › Re: Learning To Drive From Someone Or Going To A Driving School? by CALCULUS16: 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2021 |
Learn from book. Download driving book. Like me nw, there is no vehicle i cant drive, i started with trailer and then teeper. It took me just 10 minute to learn them. I dont need to pedal anything, with my mouth i can drive from here to kutuwenji, is it nt gear 1 to 4, break, accelerator and clutch, then the stearing wheel. When ur car sound zoom after ignition then its in good condition , begin ur journey. Though it depends on whether na automatic or manual u want drive. If u want learn more, i can teach you-though i still find it hard to ride even a bicycle |
| Romance › Re: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by CALCULUS16: 6:40pm On Jul 07, 2021*. Modified: 7:34pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Facts111:I was the professor of shyness in the whole world . Follow these advises #1. stop being addicted to phone #2. Ensure u sleep early and wake up early #3 meditate on any Gods words you knw [either Bible, sanskrit, Quran etc] those words that elevates mind not the others #4 stop masturbating-masturbation affects mood and intensifies ur hidden fear and shyness #5 if u are a xtian- start asking questions during sunday school or answering, if u r a muslim, call for prayer #6 make friend with someone who is not shy and visit #7 debate on a topic in your room cos talking everyday kills the tension created by shyness #8 shyness is the mother of fear and low self esteem, they are the evils in the mind- touch ur head daily and speak to it in prayer #9 stop watching porn #10 exercise or do yoga. #11 read books like #the ultimate secret of total confidenc 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 6:14pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Bahamas95:i am not in Nigeria, i am presently in United Abia Emirates |
| Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by CALCULUS16: 6:03pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Raychee:you know most people lose their sanity when their central nervous system is in-between their legs, while their reproductive system is in their heads . The relationship between the lust for money by female is directly proportional for the lust for sex by male. when a man see yansh , he loses his sense, when a lady see money she loses her sense and her dignity. In this case, both of them raw[/b]moke and [b]raw[/b]fiu should be ready to get their [b]raw baby after 9 months. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by CALCULUS16: 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Raychee:his babe might be suffering from vaginal fistula or urogenital sinus thats what one babe told me when i asked her how come she no get belle upon sleeping with 5 different men for almost 9years. i knw she don abort tire but she told me she use to drink salty water after coitus and then urinate. Only a fool ll believe urinating after mating will send out the swimming limbless micro babies |
| Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by CALCULUS16: 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
ednut1:he was expecting raw material like gold. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 12:08pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
Bahamas95: what ll they call the offence? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 11:04am On Jul 07, 2021 |
Bahamas95:u know u can possess human skull legally/lawfully, even the whole corpse, if you are a medical personel for research and educative purposes. For instance, as a professor of medicine, u want to ensure ur students understand the connection of the different bones of the skull which are 22 bones [14 facial bones and 8 cranial bones], you can lawfully possess one from mortuary or any other places. Then its easier to show them the suture joints of the lobes of the cranium easily and the remaining bone. Though a 3D print of a living persons skull can be gotten without the need for corpse skull [i am civil engineer o, just reasoning on my own , but i knw so many things about human body from skeleton to lymphatic system and the rest]. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 10:54am On Jul 07, 2021 |
Emu4u2c:u too dey watch african movies. No be juju be that |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Michael Bassey Caught With Human Skull In Cross River State (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 10:47am On Jul 07, 2021 |
EMMY76:they ll even put international church at the end of their business name |
| Romance › Re: Please Stop Flushing Condoms Through Toilet I Just Saw One In Lagos by CALCULUS16: 7:25am On Jul 07, 2021 |
I remember one blockage i went to clear some years back as a plumber. If i could still remember the number of condom i saw in the pipes, they were like 50. Some people ll just use the thing without tieing it well and the thing go absorb water and get inflated in the pipe thereby causing blockage. When i showed the tenants wetin i see, none of them could talk , even there was a time i saw something like a foetus inside a blockage, so many bizzare things i don see for sewage [shit ] |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Choir Master Is Always Visiting Her, What Do I Do? by CALCULUS16: 8:40pm On Jul 06, 2021 |
Most single choirmasters are hypocrites, pretending to be holy, they get close to the female choir-members especially that lady they want to marry, they ll be programming the lady until the lady start seeing bro john for dream. see OP u need to take quick action, its like u are an undergraduate. That CM is in love with ur lady, u knw religion is more powerful than ur profession of love, even he might be tapping holy current from her and that might trigger the drilling of a borehole in your ladys compound Confront the choir-master or tell ur lady u dont like what u r seeing |
| Education › Re: Was Your B.sc Final Year Project Of Any Use To You During/after School? by CALCULUS16: 9:40pm On Jul 05, 2021*. Modified: 4:42am On Jul 06, 2021 |
How e go be useful when u go dey see project topics like- the use of chewing stick as a replacement for reinforcement bar in reinforced concrete- analysis of the pollution effect of dye waste water on self purification of stream- the use of soakaway waste as a substitute for fertilizer- etc the lecturers ll tell you not to copy and yet they will tell u that nothing is new under heaven and they ll tell u to come with new project topic. Despite all the projects these professors have undertaken, 99.9 percent of them can't invent new technology or make any discovery that ll help the nation. They ll just come up with one silly topics that even without practical, common sense ll tell you it wont work. u ll see something like - the use of oyster shell as a substitute for granite in concrete. White men no dey think like us thats y their countries are developed. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Tied Usifo Ataga's Hands Before Stabbing Him To Death by CALCULUS16: 11:05pm On Jul 03, 2021*. Modified: 6:54am On Jul 05, 2021 |
We all have demons we are feeding or starving base on what you are lusting after- pleasure is the bait, ruminating about is the food. When you feed your demon to be stronger than you, it becomes your master directing your evil deed and wickedness, then a door is open for u to see the Devil himself . For those who yield not to temptation, your demon is becoming lean day by day and very soon you ll b free. And then you ll see Good within you standing in your heart smiling, then u have gained an entrance to see GOD. Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God, likewise Cursed are the perverted in heart for they shall see Devil. Guide your heart, your childrens heart by showing them the good path to God either through Jesus or mohammed, krishna, budda etc [just the good path of their creeds and beliefs cos some of these religion have instructions to living that are evil].All issues of life comes from the heart, both reality and imagination 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Tied Usifo Ataga's Hands Before Stabbing Him To Death by CALCULUS16: 10:43pm On Jul 03, 2021*. Modified: 1:10pm On Jul 04, 2021 |
Do u want to knw the devil? It is 99 percent the most beautiful persons around you. 100 percent the most pleasurable things u r doing. Evil's outward look is deceptive cos it appears Good, flashy, attractive and tempting. 98 percent of those whom u think r good hearted are really evil inside, and they release the evil codedly, they can be that gentle girl , that pretty lady, that religious man, that humble boy, that respectful lady, that fire-fire pastor, that imam with swollen forehead due 2 constant prayer, that ur dear friend, buhari-like people with fake promises. Likewise, all we see as pleasurable actually destroy-for instance, puna is enticing to behold, it has no gun, but it has killed thousand ass-headed men physically and spiritually, . gbola is enticing but it has made some ladies aborted so many glorious children. SELF CONTROL, is the only way to conquer EVIL, whatever look pleasant, pleasurable or seem to give u knowledge is the real Evil, ask Adam and Eve. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ten Things Every Nigerian Lady Must Avoid If You Want Him To Marry You This Year by CALCULUS16: 10:05pm On Jul 03, 2021*. Modified: 12:15pm On Jul 04, 2021 |
Goldbw122:if u just flow like a river, be ready to flow into a canal from there to turbulent ocean , then u ll knw that some rules guiding relationship needs to be followed. By the way, 99percent of love is lust, 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by CALCULUS16: 10:52am On Jul 03, 2021 |
prince3009:glorying in lasciviousness. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Church Worker Steals Money From Offering Basket; Stuffs Money In Her Bra (Video) by CALCULUS16: 9:09am On Jul 03, 2021*. Modified: 9:35am On Jul 03, 2021 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Davido Told Obama DMW To Stop Smoking Cigarettes (Video) by CALCULUS16: 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2021 |
FarahAideed:not all men are the same. Even ordinary tooth pick can kill a giant, while a log of wood will do nothing to a dwarf man. We are not all the same bro |
