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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by CALCULUS16: 6:05pm On Oct 24, 2021
[quote author=specialmati post=107025075][/quote]Ok u r right, but i dont change church as u guess. Same church with different branches. I did that once in a while, like today. If u the seed of God is in u, you wont be judging me outrightly without knowing so much about me. i was expecting someone who will comment in a way i will be drawn to God more but alas na evangelist ambassador of fear commented. You cant win a soul by being like satan assistant saying one belong to satan or one serves satan, that is not christlike. preach salvation not judging someone as u have done. you think been frank with someone will draw one to GOD? whom you think is not Godly today might be Gods elect and such might be more closer than you who think you are saint or faultless. thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by CALCULUS16: 4:12pm On Oct 24, 2021
specialmati:
then why not give your life to God and serve him.and ask him to change your financial status.you see how Satan is using hunger to finish your life when you dont know that the God that created you is the creator of everything and can give you thing you need.how will you feel if you are the one supplying the church those drinks and biscuit for first timer.when you dont know who your father God is Satan will make you a beggar and use hunger to reset your brain
na ur kind dey make christianity hard, making hasty and devilish conclusion from what i put there, u r more wicked than the devil himself with the judgement u made up there. Do you think i have not been praying? So all who are financially bouyant are serving God and those who are poor are nt servim HIM? u dont really know how the universe operate. Serving God is more than going to Church, even from your comment you are just churchy, you cant win a soul if this is how you convince and correct people
Christianity EtcRe: What A Teenager In A Keke Said That Inspired Hope In Me For The Future by CALCULUS16: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2021
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


‘Flammable’ and ‘Inflammable’ mean the same thing.


cool
flammable-anything that can catch fire by bringing flame to it e.g wood inflammable-anything that can catch fire without u touching it with fire/flame but a little spark can cause it to catch fire easily e.g cooking gas
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by CALCULUS16:
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Christianity EtcRe: The Impulse To Watch Leaked Sex Tapes by CALCULUS16: 11:35am On Oct 24, 2021
Those of us who delebrately use tecno java phone cannot be tempted to watch the forbiden apple.
CelebritiesRe: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by CALCULUS16: 2:20pm On Oct 23, 2021
Kestolove:
Pls is having sex everyday addiction?
thats adicktion
RomanceRe: I Experience Badluck Anytime I Have Sex With Her by CALCULUS16: 12:06pm On Oct 23, 2021
chinedusamson:
Continue soon the back luck that’ll hit you , you’ll not have data to come drop post for here
operamini free data is there na cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Fan Sprays Dollars On KS1 Malaika At A Barbing Salon by CALCULUS16: 3:21pm On Oct 22, 2021
Beebah2000:
Just like that?? undecided
Na wa ooo. Where them dey see all this money na?? sad sad
i knw it but i ll nt tell you.cheesy
HealthRe: 3 Fast Food Workers Unconscious After Inhaling Generator Fumes by CALCULUS16: 8:25pm On Oct 21, 2021
odinnie369:
so sad, what that fumes does is, when it gets to the brain, it paralyzes the organ which is the central nervous system. This eventually leads to death
hmm doctor ambali cheesy what really happen is ,. haemoglobin[the red pigment in red blood cell] carries oxygen round the body, when carbon[II]oxide is inhaled, it reacts with haemoglobin to give carboxyhaemoglobin which cannot in anyway carries oxygen anymore. you know every cells and tissues require oxygen everysecond of which brain cells is one, when the brain ceases to get enough oxygen it can lead to lost of consciousness and if the victim continue to inhale more CO the more nearer he is to his grave. tanku Godbles u. cheesy
CrimeRe: Baba Ijesha: Minor Was Defiled, Doctor Tells Court by CALCULUS16: 5:59pm On Oct 21, 2021
Happiboispot:
Yes I can teach. Where's the location
it depend on where u r. Are u living close to national library
CrimeRe: Baba Ijesha: Minor Was Defiled, Doctor Tells Court by CALCULUS16: 5:55pm On Oct 21, 2021
Happiboispot:
Pls I need help, Am a young guy I stay around Abuja. age (19) already finished sec school. Pls Am currently looking for a job to sponsor my higher Education.i have spent month's trying to job all to no avail. I can do any work plus am smart n hard-working. Pls help a brother
Num 09079806877
can u teach?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Leaked Sex Tape: "Nobody Holy Pass" by CALCULUS16: 5:38pm On Oct 19, 2021
ufotty2001:
What touches me most is her kpekus.. despite she has given birth and also she is above 40yrs her kpekus is still tight on like my girlfriend that is 22yrs that is like alaba express road
that means you are one of the contractors that constructed the road cheesy highway engineer! Well done sir.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Leaked Sex Tape: "Nobody Holy Pass" by CALCULUS16: 5:34pm On Oct 19, 2021
frankson1:
For me, I don't have an ish with them having sex because they're very matured adults but why lovers record themselves during the act is what I still can't understand.
just for replay na. When a man think of sex, his brain turns to that of a dog, most sex maniac love their own sex tape than watching someone elses.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Leaked Sex Tape: "Nobody Holy Pass" by CALCULUS16: 5:30pm On Oct 19, 2021
curiobling:
Where is the tape
u be bricklayer or tailor?
FoodRe: 'Buhari's Pot': Man Constructs Pot For Cooking 2 Meals At The Same Time (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 7:37am On Oct 19, 2021
johnchima007:
What then happens if I decode to cook rice and beans in the different compartments of this pot. If my rice first boil, how will I stop it from further cooking while my beans cooks?
simple sumtin, fetch ur rice from the chamber and continue cooking, u might want to boil egg there too cheesy
CrimeRe: RCCG Member Gunned Down In Front Of Church by CALCULUS16: 7:23am On Oct 19, 2021
DisLifeSha:
He wasn't focused on the church he went to. He won't have died. Why not switch off your phone when you are in the church and focus on Godhuh The guy God na the phone call
he would definitely be killed if he didnt answer the call too, cos after the church the assailant will still follow him home and kill him. I suspected they would have gone to his house and they didnt see him cos he went so early to church.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Shoot At Villagers At A Market In Goronyo, Sokoto, Kill 49 People by CALCULUS16: 3:12pm On Oct 18, 2021
Thats where i served o. Goronyo market is a market i didnt wanna miss then. They kidnapped our pastor there until they paid almost 2.5m for ransom be4 they released him. The kidnappers keep on kidnapping people around there. NOW this is happening. despite the harsh weather condition, these animals are making life hard for their people yet they pray daily with their evil infested head
PhonesRe: Share A Good/bad Experience On A Smartphone You've Used by CALCULUS16: 5:58pm On Oct 16, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked

I bought one Trashion phone three years back.

I was using the phone in the night with the volume down to the lowest when Sara Jay started shouting.
It was in one night class like that.


The bastard phone was not responding to stimulus. The screen was not working while the side buttons went dead too.


I started to sweat immediately. That is how I gave my life to Christ and never went to xvideos again grin
Allahu akbar cheesy
PoliticsRe: Osaki Diri Electrocuted While Answering Call With His Charging Phone (Pictures) by CALCULUS16: 5:58am On Oct 16, 2021
kalu61:
Wow, the current threw the wife away.

Amazing!!!

End time blogger
Seems the man plugged his phone on Transformer.


If you test your charger with tougue, Biko gather here.


Wuna never tell us weti kill that man
testing charge with tongue is very risky, naso one boy was electrocuted this year when he licked charger whose transformer has unknowingly spoilt. When u r licking charger, remember u r licking death yansh.
HealthRe: I Don't Last Long In Bed, What Can I Do? by CALCULUS16: 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2021
If u don't last long in bed, change the stadium na, is it by force it happen on bed cheesy , try kitchen, on mat, under staircase, on the roof , inside toilet, etc. Also angle of elevation and depression of the driller and the drilled is very important in ensuring lasting thrusting, try monkey style, cow girl, from the back, etc but know this don't ever try to do pass yourself Cos that hole na her problem, ur rod na ur problem. Just ensure u stay away from sugary food and you will see how you will be drilling like a stallion. Warning, do what u r endowed naturally to do.
FamilyRe: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by CALCULUS16: 9:16pm On Oct 10, 2021
The following are the reasons why some mothers haggle prices of goods. 1. grade 1 poverty- some men would just go home and give their wives #700 to cook their favourite meal, lets say pounded yam with efo riro with assorted meat and other jara, how would they solve this puzzle of using #700 to make a meal of 5k, na so the thing started, the sellers too know that most men na so dem dey do- they too use sense to increase the price. 2. grade 2 poverty- this occur when the man na full house husband, na the woman dey hustle, na she dey feed the whole family with meagre money she earns, some men are nt responsible. If u r rich and u want other people to become rich through u, if u mentally weigh a good and the price is a little bit higher above the price u have in mind, pay! it wont reduce ur riches. I pray we wont learn the skill of haggling price, but no matter the prices of goods, our ocean of wealth will never get dried. AMEN price bargaining contribute 90percent of the noise pollution in the market cheesy
EducationRe: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by CALCULUS16: 7:57pm On Oct 10, 2021
debbydams:
it was the pastor that helped her then..my experience with the so called eleha beside my shop made me dislike the religion.taar
what they dont know is that the beauty of a religion lies in the worshippers attitude. They might claim they are fighting for God, they dont knw He's nt like them. They dont knw its beyond bowing and turning of neck right and left to greet imaginary beings. Religion is meant to kill the animal [ flesh] in man not feeding it, but some of this people, there wickedness pass that of the devil themself. Though in christianity, the worshippers do their wickedness codedly but at least Christ is touching their souls gradually, u see some of the other people, their hearts are sandwished with animal hearts. If heavens go be for the different religions we have, their females go run commot their as a result of excessive beating and mating without expression of love. Being righteous is nt about being religious.
EducationRe: Brutal Flogging Of Students: Kwara Govt Opens Probe, Suspends Madrasa Leader by CALCULUS16: 6:59pm On Oct 10, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Ilorin people and their hypocrisy.

When you see them reciting the Quran you will think they are angels but some of them are worse than the devil.

This is how they beat students in various Islamic study centres in Ilorin this one just got media attention.

Even the Governor won't deny the fact that he was once flogged like a cow just because of learning the Quran.

How can a religion encourage forceful, brutal and aggressive teaching. Barbarians!!!
this is one of the reasons i left islam for christianity. The alfa instilled fear in me then, he never expressed love nor forgiveness to his students. He dey beat with koboko, everything about islam na by force, tipatikuku.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Many People Fear Death? by CALCULUS16: 4:32pm On Oct 10, 2021
chatinent:
If it’s not in the Bible, it's fake.
the whole world self no real too. Nothing retains it permanent form forever
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Many People Fear Death? by CALCULUS16: 11:33am On Oct 10, 2021
chatinent:
Lol. Use Bible as reference.
na what dey often portray in drama i tell u so.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Many People Fear Death? by CALCULUS16: 11:20am On Oct 10, 2021
chatinent:
You aren't going to another realm. You cease to exist!

And if I may ask, what will those who go to heaven do?
they are singing in heaven with angels and moving about in white robes with wings cheesy
RomanceRe: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by CALCULUS16: 1:05pm On Oct 09, 2021
studentofTruth:
Where you talked about God got my attention. Please explain how God shows life partner.
i just used God in that context. u know when ur way is pure, u ll nt come across filthy things. God ll nt pick or show u life partner but if u follow the scripture, u ll make the right choice.
RomanceRe: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by CALCULUS16: 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2021
For the sex-starved inexperienced man, a pu*sy can be used by its owner to manipulate a man, thereby loosing his sanity and cognition. Before u insert ur key inside the padlock, try and find the history of the padlock cos these days most single ladies u see outside there, are hiding one or two things. Even those in church or with hijab. Dont let ur eggs inbetween ur leg overtake the front lobe of ur brain. Its better u marry late and be peaceful than marrying early and start experiencing chaos. Dont be intimidated by seeing ur friends getting married. Take ur time and study the person u want to marry. Op being shy should nt make u lose ur brain, u need to work on ur self-image. As for this wahala wey u enter, the gods are angry, though sex has put u into this, u never seek Gods will in marriage. This kind marriage wey u enter so might nt last cos its foundation is built on lust, deceit and mumuism
FamilyRe: Twins Have A Special Connection: Fact Or Myth by CALCULUS16: 3:52pm On Oct 08, 2021
My late twin brothers were identical phenotypically and gender wise. It happened that they were ige [born with feet first], one of them died when he was delivered. And taye lived for like 4 years and it happened that most time he would go to a mirror and be making welcoming gesture to himself. He wasnt sick before the day he died, he slept that very day and i was told to wake him up to eat at night, but alas! he's gone. Since then i knw that identical are connected cos of the fact that they are from the same egg or cos they share same placenter.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: The Temptation Of Starting My Own Church & How God Delivered Me by CALCULUS16:
Religion,politics and business are the same. In religion, people want to monopolize their gods, u hear God of chosen, God of adeboye etc the muslim calls their God Allah, al azeez, al ganiy etc other religions have different names for their Gods likewise religion politicize God, u ll hear "we belong to Jesus' we belong to jehovah. if u dont believe in Jesus, u ll go to hell, is that not wickedness? what of those who r born into other religions, so they ll go to hell. The muslim will say islam is the only approved religion in the world, isnt that politics. is God political in nature? if so He is no self sufficient as we claim. Why should a self sufficient God be disturbed by wether u believe this or that, the one who made the world know its not easy for his creatures to know the absolute truth about his existence, cos Hes living right inside us, rulling every bit of atoms in the universe. make the world a better place by your service to mankind and nature, thats the best service to God rather th
Christianity EtcRe: What Are You Thanking God For As A Nigerian? by CALCULUS16: 12:34pm On Oct 03, 2021
BigSarah:
grin grin. grin

I'm thanking God in Advance for our beloved incoming president Bola Ahmed Tinubu..

Insha Allah
Aunty, u r one of the problems we are facing. any president with name that has BU in it will certainly rule like buhari
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Father For Incest In Ogun (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 6:26am On Oct 02, 2021
Goat incanate. Not all human are actually with human cerebrum, some are with goat's.

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