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CelebritiesRe: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by CALCULUS16: 1:11pm On Dec 23, 2021
I no see any thing like talent in this boy. I watched one of his videos where he was singing about sx. Hmm Nigeria a country where the crazy and immodest are making it and get known while the sane remain in the shell of their head.
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Celebrates Her 26th Birthday With Hot Pictures by CALCULUS16: 11:03am On Dec 23, 2021
What female cannot expose in their body does not exist.
CrimeRe: 21-Year-Old Photographer Kills Pregnant Girlfriend In Adamawa With Abortion Drug by CALCULUS16: 10:54am On Dec 01, 2021
What imkpetus! Nature is wise, it programmed every being to get pleasure in the art of recreation. He who can control his "mantle" can become free from some sins.
EducationRe: Henry Ogorchukwu Abanum: UNIBEN Best Student Gets N250k From Engr Osifo by CALCULUS16: 9:44am On Nov 30, 2021
kel94:
4.97 shocked That guy is too intelligent.
he is too brilliant. Being intelligent is not about book. It is all about finding ways where there seem to be no way, finding solution to personal and public life problem etc
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why The Stigmatisation Of Women Who Smoke? by CALCULUS16: 6:07pm On Nov 29, 2021
Pharaohny:
There's always an irresponsible woman for every irresponsible Man grin grin grin grin grin grin angry sad sad grin grin
gbam, area boys go marry area girls to give birth to omokomo area pikin. Life is not balance in other spheres, but u see this one-like beget like, like fall in love with like is a balance sumtin. U attract ur kind.
CrimeRe: Yellow Magaji, Bandit Terrorizing Kaduna-Abuja Highway Killed By Police (Graphic by CALCULUS16: 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2021
Ojikutumomiage:
Gun down in shackles or na handcuffs
Or gundown and later cuffed

I am not understanding huh
He was wounded by bullet, they handcuffed him, they tried taking him to the hospital thinking if he is alive they ll be able to get some informations from him, but on getting to the hospital, the doctor declared him dead on arrival.
PoliticsRe: Hisbah Arrests Youths For Playing Whot In Kano by CALCULUS16: 5:23pm On Nov 26, 2021
Fahdiga:
They will soon arrest people for playing football. What a terrorist group. *spits*
yes, they might count it as playing one of the severed anobis head during jihad in those days
EducationRe: What Course Can She Read With This WAEC Results by CALCULUS16: 4:09pm On Nov 26, 2021
Yoruba Engineering
Christianity EtcRe: Moment Pastor Tried To Heal Mad Man In Public (Video) by CALCULUS16: 2:10pm On Nov 26, 2021
This made me to remember pastor daniel in ibadan, he was devoured by the real lion. God has no sentiment. God is impartial. God doesnt care about His name. If u like say He is good, if you like say Hes bad, He doesnt need validation from any being. God is sufficient. God doesnt need us. It is we human beings that need Him. if you are not gifted from above to cast demon out, ur desire will not do so. You might fast and pray, it will nt work unless heaven select you.
FamilyRe: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by CALCULUS16: 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2021
Me: john! What is the motto of your school John: School bus cheesy
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by CALCULUS16: 9:38pm On Nov 24, 2021
Ishilove:
This one wants to sleep with another man's wife. It is like his village people are using his picture to fan their biabia
cheesy
FamilyRe: The Menace Of Snakes In The Toilet Bowl: It's Scary by CALCULUS16: 8:30pm On Nov 24, 2021
aAK1:
those valve are actually very sensitive. Just test for what works. As it is with every moving parts, they are subject to maintenance
ok thanks
FamilyRe: The Menace Of Snakes In The Toilet Bowl: It's Scary by CALCULUS16: 6:24pm On Nov 24, 2021
aAK1:
Simple none return valves in the chambers or at the end of your discharge pipe should solve this problem permanently
This is excellent. i think i will start considering this in quotation for client. Though occupants whose toilets are situated upstair cannot be affected. But wait o, every non return valve has a threshold pressure that can open them. If the flushing water pressure is small, they might not open na, and this can cause the pipe to block. Even, the non return valve"s part can become stiff with shit or with used condom or pad.
BusinessRe: Online Loan Operators; After The Defamation, What Next? by CALCULUS16: 9:20pm On Nov 21, 2021
FuckDModz:
They'll keep sending the messages and tracking your bank account until you pay up.

Nigerians are difficult people. Why take a loan when you have no means of paying it back?

Some of these fuc.king bastards have means of paying back, but they would rather receive payment for their pathetic services with another person's account just to pepper the loan company.

The best way to go about this is still imprisonment!
Idiots should be imprisoned if they fail to pay back a non-collateral loan after some time.
see this person, u no knw something u dey talk about, lets say u get a loan of 10k to pay back 14k in 6 days, something unplanned happens and u defaulted just a day, and ur overdue interest is like 2k, and after some days u decide to pay the loan [14k], u observed that the loan and the overdue charge is like 28k, u paid the 14k and yet they started defaming u just to force u to pay, will u still pay them. These loan companies are evil.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church by CALCULUS16: 5:00pm On Nov 21, 2021
kjhova:
I was mid teen when I started to really questing the Bible, church and by extension, religion as a whole. My eager venture into my sciences triggered a reevaluation of the beliefs I held dear from childhood. So I asked a bucket load of questions which my church elders couldn't answer in any intelligent manner.

1) Who made God?
2) if there's a God, isn't that enough proof that there may be gods?
Look here, i get more questions than these but none can be answered. in philosophy, there are questions that cant be answered. in religion, there are answers they ll give u to these, that u must never questioned. Me personally go to church to feel God, to listen to the words of wisdom from the ministers, to create friends and family, in all, nt to be alone. I knw, stories cannt describe my Maker, but i love where they focus on praises and worship the Sovereign God, than where hell, heaven, die by fire, candle, spiritual cane, broom, holy water are talked about.
FoodRe: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by CALCULUS16: 7:17am On Nov 21, 2021
Thats binge eating disorder na
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Raised ₦150m For Davido (Full List) by CALCULUS16: 7:44pm On Nov 18, 2021
SirLakes:
Guy you fit gimme 500 out of the 1k

We rise by lifting others grin grin grin grin
not always true, we rise by lifting others we can carry, no go dey do pass yourself cheesy
FoodRe: Penis Seen Inside Food Served In Lagos Restaurant (Video) by CALCULUS16: 5:17pm On Nov 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
The sight of this organ is nothing to write home about,very awful yet the carriers of these organs are quick to brag about it.
then you should f<>k yourself and give birth to dckless children like u. Pray that God should nt remove this organ from your future or present endeavour.
CrimeRe: Edo Wife Stabs Husband To Death After He Caught Her With Man On Matrimonial Bed by CALCULUS16: 2:24pm On Nov 15, 2021
The bottomless hole has swallowed so many people in the world. Having one wife doesnt guarantee faithfulness in marriage likewisd polygamy. But, my prayer is that we that are keeping ourself pure till marriage will not marry LovePeddler in saint attire. One hood for one hood. if it is more than that, that one na hoodlum in marriage
FamilyRe: Help! I Just Got My Colleague At Work Pregnant by CALCULUS16:
Help no dey finish for nairaland. When the guy ddy use hammer dey knack pako, e no shout for help o, na when he giam belle, na that time he remember us. Nevertheless, be happy ur seed and her soil are fertile. Congratulations in advance. You have money yet u dey fear marriage. if d lady no get belle naso u go do white wedding when u don dey lick plate which has caused ur white garment to be filthy. if white wedding can not be done do black wedding in court or just traditional marriage and continue ur passion with ur partner. Man shall not live for sex alone.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Uses Foul Language & Curses Me When She Is Angry by CALCULUS16: 8:53pm On Nov 13, 2021
Prayfortheworld:
If she swear for you swear for am na..

Na when Marriage set she go show you pepper, she just dy do good woman so you go fall inside her trap (marriage) na then you go know reason why fowl dy look up when them dy drink water.
cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Fights With 2 Girls In Abuja After Sleeping With Them & Refused To Pay by CALCULUS16: 5:55pm On Nov 13, 2021
kingxsamz:
Old news. You people are not current.
leave them, they are voltage cheesy
HealthRe: Lady Who Did 'Natural Pink Lips' Procedure Cries As Her Lip Enlarges (Pix,Video) by CALCULUS16: 5:10pm On Nov 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




When life gives you lemon, make lemonades; but when life gives you lemon grass, just make agbo.

This kpomo lips can fetch her good money if she puts it to good use because it's BJ will be priceless.

I can't help but imagine having my randy member sandwiched by such succulent lips.
That feel of lush velvet from this reupholstered bucal cavity's oral mucosa will be almost heavenly.

But asides my stupidity, if this in itself isn't stupidity, then what else in the world is?
at the emboldened, what of if life gives you shit [excreta], what can one makes out of it? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi Moves Motion To Stop Harassment By Online Loan Providers by CALCULUS16: 1:14am On Nov 10, 2021
Emeskhalifa:
Before they blame the loan apps they should,

1. blame the OniGbese wey go collect loan without intention or preparation of how to pay back.

2. Are the defaulters daft? Or they can't read? Didn't they see terms and conditions? Yet went ahead to agree to all the terms of the loan platforms?

3. Is like most of us don't understand that most of these loan apps are someone's business. They have bills to pay, staff to pay and all that.


How then are they going to get their money back when there was no any collateral on ground before loan was issued to OniGbese?
it is like u r talking on what u dont have knowledge of. This loan companies will give u 7 days loan with huge interest, lets say u collect 5k, the interest might be 2500 for a week, now if u default a day, they will be adding overdue interest of 3percent or more. You will end up owing more than what u borrow after few days, then they start harassing you, most people after paying the principal
CelebritiesRe: If You Know These Men Then You Are Not An Indomie Generation by CALCULUS16: 1:31pm On Nov 07, 2021
Actor and boss film. I remember jackie chan film "who am i"
CrimeRe: I Used Dry Human Skull To Perform Ritual For Yahoo Boy – Oyo Ritualist (Photo) by CALCULUS16: 5:57pm On Oct 29, 2021
Even one of them is wearing uniform cheesy . Look at the skull imprints on his cloth. Ritualist association of nigeria with headquarter in SW
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Cross Posts His Nude Video On Snapchat by CALCULUS16: 8:02pm On Oct 27, 2021
This world will become meaningless by internet one day. Our foreparents will be shaking their heads wherever they are, whats secret is no more secret anymore, people no get sense anymore, snapchat [internet] has caused more harm than good to humankind, expecially the dark knuckled beings and their offspring. The world is going back to its origin of unclothedness with shamelessness. Father Adam, Mother Eve, satan lied about having knowledge after eating the metaphorical fruit, now arent the homosapiens going back. Grown up man with no sense using snapchat when taking bath.
EducationRe: Akin-Ibisagba Kinfeosioluwa Desire, Covenant Best Graduating Student Civil Engin by CALCULUS16: 4:55pm On Oct 27, 2021
Wait o, why is it that na only female be best graduating students in private universities. Its rare to see male student. For public universities is the other way round
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Tacha Dance Together To 'Somebody's Son' (Photo, Video) by CALCULUS16: 4:56pm On Oct 26, 2021
Kastonkastroll:
Birds of a feather.... lipsrsealed
no, yanshs of the same hole, shake together cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by CALCULUS16: 4:52pm On Oct 26, 2021
You dont knw this law of multiplication: p*nis x p*ssy = offspring , we knw this when we r small and this makes us to stay away from premarital sex. Anyways, congrats, its good to become a father early in life cos you ll have grand children around u when u r old. Get ready to be a father, dont plan to abort the baby o, or else u ll suffer for 1021 years cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by CALCULUS16: 7:42pm On Oct 24, 2021
specialmati:
you welcome bro great week to you ,more of Gods wisdom and grace as we keep focus on this race.we must end it on Jesus feet with testimonies. Be strong in the lord
Amen. Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Go To Church? by CALCULUS16: 7:05pm On Oct 24, 2021
specialmati:
you see when you want to put things on social media think of whom the audience is going to be.am not judging you and I dont have right to do that.from what you wrote it didn't went down with me to encouraged me as a Christian.you may be more Christian than me but you see that your comment there was not good for a Christian to put out in a forum like this because of the people reading it and am not going to come here and clap for you on that.so dont be angry if I have upset you.
ok thank you bro

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