₦airaland Forum

Belated action for a country where over 100,000 people have died in less than a year and chemical weapons were even used. Plausible action but terribly late!

Burukutu or pito as it is popularly called in Jos has been the bane of the existence of many homes. Fathers and sons alike have their heads lost in pools of the foul smelling intoxicating brew. Fulani herdsmen disguised as gunmen will continue their killing spree/ ethnic cleansing till the inhabitants of Jos south are able to curb their addiction and defend themselves actively! Tired of mourning the deaths in that region, its horrible!

I think this man is terribly afraid of something. Stop all these wishful thinking, all our politicians are birds of the same feather.

Horrible network, una try sha. To load recharge card- wahala, to check credit- wahala, BIS- wahala. Call and data tariffs- outrageous, customer care reps are paid the least of all the networks, worse still- it is south african. Sucking us dry from DSTV and MTN, jailing Nigerians and killing some arbitarily. MTN sha....

Nigerians please keep it up, keep trying! Don't be discouraged. Our first victory was sergeant Omeleze's dismisal after he was caught on camera trying to extort a bribe of N25000. We will get more and more culprits, their faces will be on the cover pages of national dailies and they will be shamefully dismissed till we reduce the appalling and embarrassing trend of extortions on highways by policemen who would do nothing to help us in the event of armed robbery. Here's a little tip to help you capture events without getting noticed by the police: Bore a hole on a small paper wide enough to completely cover your phone. Place the aperture of your phone's camera on the hole you created such that the policeman can only see the paper from behind while you film. Don't get caught sha

It will be too bad if this doesn't make the front page

Sec5: Ur contempt 4 the church shows ur ignorance of the way of God.I would advise u to leave the church alone in all ur jokes and carricature ''maka ndu gi''

May be too many fake pastors are ignorant of the way of God too. Unfortunately you think all pastors are called. May be the survival instincts of real pastors drive dem towards certain selfish tendencies....Dude stop forming over pious, church biznes exist!

This is purely genius and extremely hilarious! You missed out a couple sha, like- 1. Kidnap a senior political figure, ransome could be up to 100 million. 2. Exhume Shekau's body and present his head to the US. 3. Get married to Gareth Bale amongst others!

Mr Owele Rochas, I understand you have good intentions. Its ok to legalise abortion where the life of the mother is at stake as such its a life for a life. But legalising abortion for rrape cases, assaults... is tantamount to complete legalisation since any girl could claim she was rapedt by strangers and thus procure an abortion. Abortion is illegal, let's leave it at that. The doctors can take it up from there!

Tomorrow they'll start talking about one global warming crap. See how everywhere is icing up instead of heating up!

Any party claiming to practice zoning and fails to zone 2015 presidency to the south-east is simply hypocritical! Thanks for clearing the air!

America is heading for another stalemate! The rebels belong to alqaeda and extremist islamic bodies, Assad is an ally of Russia and Syria has no oil- America thus have no benefits getting involved in that conflict! May be someone has forgotten Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, Iraq...

End time tinz! Fatherless children everywhere. single mothers everywhere. Someday a man will get married to a young lady who is a product of his donated sperm without knowing- incestuous abomination!

All the hype about a national conference, not like the opinion of the common man in the mess called naija will be heard! Its the same leaders who have betrayed us time and again that will meet to determine our future. We must remember that ethnic and religious differences only matter among the poor, with the elites only money matters!

Shekau is as dead as a stone, he is maggot food now, stinking and forgotten! How am I sure? He is predictable! The retarrdd would have released a blockbuster youtube video ridiculing Nigeria if he still had breath. The press asked about the reward, not the military- take note. Its sad to say that naija has not received the much needed help from the US in combating terrorism, just lip-service. This against the backdrup of hundreds of Nigerian soldiers dying in peace keeping missions all over Africa!

The kidnappers will demand a ransome of 87 billion naira. ASUU will be forced to pay the ransome once FG meets up with their earlier agreement. The fruits of the strike will thus be lost!

Its fourth not first abeg, no big deal. My prayers are as follows; 1. Oga GEJ should not be missing when it is time to deliver his speech. 2. He should not be high on alcohol or alomo with red eyes while presenting his speech. 3.He should be honest about naija's critical situation and uncertainties that lie ahead. 4. He should not make the mistake of letting shepopotamus attend the meeting or sit @d front row. 5. He should make a vow to end ASUU strike!

And we call this yoruba guys cowards I'm impressed! They should however brace themselves for the forthcoming ceaseless bloody fulani reprisals. Your gallantry will thus be duly assessed over a long time!

Bloody tactics, ensures utter misery for host communities! Except these yoruba guys employ the usual south-western diplomacy often mistaken for cowardice, the host community will never know peace again- another middle east is born. So is the lot of all who hospitably harbour jobless hausa miscreants. If you doubt me ask my fellas in Riyom plateau state, bokkos, barkin Ladi, lantan, kachia kaduna state, zonkwa etc

And the vandals keep siphoning oil behind the scenes unabated. Losing billions of naira to save a few coins.

mankand: Thumbs up for you

Who born Iran? Make dem try bomb any country na, they'll cease to exist in the world map! It'll take only the gallantry of America to invade all these countries unscathed. America rules the world, haters can to go to hell!!!

fujirice: Point of correction sir, it was only David that enjoyed that privilege. When Saul tried it, it brought his downfall.
Solomon was nowhere a priest and a king either

"Is Saul also among the prophets?" I hope this sentence is in your bible?

Hate him as you may, that dude stood up against the tyranny of the military in Nigeria and got jailed severally, something many so-called lovers of Nigeria were not bold enough to do. He spoke against the ills of government even when there was obviously nothing in it for him. His alliance with Buhari will remain a dent on his reputation but no man is above mistakes! It may have been one act of selfishness but he is only human. His critics easily forget when he spoke vehemently against Abacha and even allegedly prophesied his death, was that selfishness and hypocrisy too?

Staged conflicts playing out in amazing fashion, fooling the gullible! These walls of division will fall once the pawns have been dully sacrificed and the opposition left prone to an inevitable checkmate. APC would have a hard time fighting these veterans wielding the sceptre of incumbency. The aura of formidability APC once had has been thoroughly undermined by the duo of PDM and VOP.

I feel honoured and privileged to have been tutored by this bloke! Smart and soft spoken. He was elected vice chancellor some years ago but ethnic hatred and religious bigotry ensured president Yar'adua never approved his election. Now the dude has moved up to higher things!

I'm still waiting for the big shocker that would ridicule the entire Nigerian security apparatus- I'm waiting for Shekau's new youtube video. He'll laugh at us till his eyes become teary. Wonder why we would say someone that significant is dead without proof Our intelligence outfit is questionable!

Great news! I'll sue my ex girlfriend for sleeping with me three time daily for 5 years and dumping me

Same juju's dat failed to stop the white colonial invaders Juju isn't of much help in mordern warfare of this magnitude!

Incredulous! Its hard to be hopeful but I don't have a better option!