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HealthRe: What Side Effects Does Moringa Have? by CallMeNJay: 11:33pm On Jan 01, 2017
Side effects of moringa
HealthRe: Please Explain What Genotype AC Is by CallMeNJay: 11:32pm On Jan 01, 2017
Genotype AC
HealthRe: Whitening Your Eye/Effect On Self Esteem by CallMeNJay: 11:22pm On Jan 01, 2017
Eye whitening
HealthRe: Cure For Bumps, Spots & Female Facial Hair by CallMeNJay: 11:22pm On Jan 01, 2017
Female facial hair
HealthRe: Full Weight Loss Guide (read This If You Want To Lose Weight) by CallMeNJay: 11:22pm On Jan 01, 2017
Weight loss guide
HealthRe: No Menstruation 6 Months After Giving Birth by CallMeNJay: 10:26pm On Jan 01, 2017
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HealthRe: How Will I Know If Am Not Hiv Positive? by CallMeNJay: 10:25pm On Jan 01, 2017
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HealthRe: Health Benefits Of Tiger Nuts by CallMeNJay: 10:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
Tiger nuts
HealthRe: Is It Normal To Throw Up Every Time You Get Your Period? by CallMeNJay: 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2017
Following
HealthRe: I Want To Get Fatter by CallMeNJay: 10:09pm On Jan 01, 2017
Get fatter
HealthRe: Benefits Of Shea Butter On The Skin. by CallMeNJay: 10:04pm On Jan 01, 2017
Shea Butter
HealthRe: What Drug Can A Pregnant Woman Feeling Malaria Take ?? by CallMeNJay: 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
Noted
HealthRe: All About Baby Poop! by CallMeNJay: 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
informative
HealthRe: Swallowing The Truth-the Many Benefits Of Drinking Sperm by CallMeNJay: 9:52pm On Jan 01, 2017
Interesting
HealthRe: I Pass Urine Almost Every Hour by CallMeNJay: 9:50pm On Jan 01, 2017
see your doctor
HealthRe: Plants And Their Uses by CallMeNJay: 9:35pm On Jan 01, 2017
Informative
HealthRe: How To Make Your Vagina Taste Good And Have A Nice Smell by CallMeNJay: 9:25pm On Jan 01, 2017
Cool read
HealthRe: Please Explain Genotype AA by CallMeNJay: 9:23pm On Jan 01, 2017
Interesting
HealthRe: What Is The Cause Of Waist Pain by CallMeNJay: 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2017
Interesting
HealthRe: Moringa Oleifera-a Tree With Many Healing Powers. by CallMeNJay: 9:13pm On Jan 01, 2017
Moringa
HealthRe: Causes Of Waist Pain In Men by CallMeNJay: 9:10pm On Jan 01, 2017
Interesting
HealthRe: 10 Health Benefits Of Plantains You Need To Know by CallMeNJay: 9:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
Nice read
HealthRe: The Health Benefit Of Bitter Leaf by CallMeNJay:
Very Informative.

See

TOP 6 HEALTH BENEFITS OF BITTER LEAF (VERNONIA AMYGDALINA)

here
http://healthmote.com/top-6-health-benefits-bitter-leaf-vernonia-amygdalina/
Bitter Leaf Plant – Used For Tea, Soup, Juice, Drinks and Has Great Nutritional Value And Health Benefits

Check this article
http://healthmote.com/top-6-health-benefits-bitter-leaf-vernonia-amygdalina/

Nice read

HealthRe: The Important Of Honey, Bitter Kola, Wonderful And Bitter Leave In Human Life. by CallMeNJay: 9:01pm On Jan 01, 2017
Informative
HealthRe: Does Lipton Yellow Label Tea Burns Fat?? by CallMeNJay: 8:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
Interesting
HealthRe: Cypri Gold Caplets by CallMeNJay: 8:51pm On Jan 01, 2017
Cypri Gold
HealthRe: Side Effect Of Nescafe (coffee). by CallMeNJay: 8:49pm On Jan 01, 2017
Ok
HealthRe: How Can Lime Be Used For Weight Loss? by CallMeNJay: 8:47pm On Jan 01, 2017
Cool Tips
HealthRe: The Best Drug For Malaria? by CallMeNJay: 8:36pm On Jan 01, 2017
Good info
HealthRe: Lose Your Stomach Fat- 5 Tips To Have Flat Stomach by CallMeNJay: 8:33pm On Jan 01, 2017
Nice
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girl Again After She Misplaced First Engagement Ring by CallMeNJay: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet T.B. Joshua As A Parable For MMM – By Abimbola Adelakun by CallMeNJay: 12:17pm On Dec 25, 2016
Wow!!! People can be creative.

*APC 1:1-16*

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 16....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.

2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.

3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.

4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
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5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.

6. Buhari was two-score and twelve years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and yorubites began murmuring against the President.

7. But the President continued to persecute also a few of the people, accusing them and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread and rice to eat and there was hunger in the land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as the president heard this he began to travel around d the world and in the middle of his reign he launched a campaign to say to the people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a disagreement between the president and his household. And the woman of his 'old age (not youth)' chastised him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods want to remove from position he first makes deaf', as he no longer listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away land with the Germanites, he rebuked her and reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying "while he belongs to everybody and nobody, 'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly caused division in the land among its inhabitants..

12 Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has goofed and it's now "to your tents oh Nigerians!

13. And it came to pass, the eleventh month in the year twenty fifteen, that the LORD sent forth an Ideology through the Son of Sergey, the Russianite whose name was Mavrodi.

14. For he shalt take the people out of slavery and deliver them out of poverty through that Ideology called MMM.

15. CBNites and SECnites shall gang up and fight against thee but thou shalt conquer.

16. And for ye thou follow MMM, thou shalt be safe and be delivered from slavery and poverty. Amen.

Can't stop laffin

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Merry Xmas

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