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SUCKER PUNCH!

Christians go 'burst' veins catch stroke for blokos because of Atheists I swear. Everyday na one Atheist thread or another.

Love na by force? God, please help your people o! Give them peace of mind because of other beliefs. . .so their days shall be numbered. . . AS YOU PROMISED THEM IN YOUR WORD!!!! Amen!!!!!

How far with the 'tomoil' abi na 'brain boil'?

It is already a man's world.
You don't need a Ministry to run a man's world.
Men are the oppressors and agressors!
Women need to be protected from MEN(and from MOST women too!), children too!
Especially in primitive societies like Nigeria.

Absolutely no difference.
THEY ARE ALL TERRORISTS!

I am quite impressed that some of you could understand what he wrote without employing the services of an foreign interpreter.
Even my coffee mug don shatter for ground this morning.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Phocking dumb joke!

Bad mouth causes hate!
Religion can be used as the excuse to spread hate by saying it is 'God's word'!
Any derogatory terms used to deprive others of their basic rights ARE HATEFUL TERMS.

Sodomites have rights to 'sodomize' themselves.
If you infringe upon their rights to sodomize themselves in the azzzes. . . you are invading their privacies.
In defending their own rights. . . they may turn against you and insult your own religion.

Bad mouth=Hate Speech=Violence. DOMINO EFFECT!


Bottom line?

Mind your business.
Not God's business!

They won't be missed for sure.

Abeg make mad dogs nor go bite innocent citizens o!
How the dogs go differentiate Boko Haram smell from other citizens when the whole place dey smell so-so bombs?
We don h-enter anoda level of terrorism o!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhinekeee!!!!

Politics and strange bed-fellows!

HOL YA WALLET 'TIGHT' O!

Instead of seeing the criticicms as attacks. . .why not view them as 'opinions'?
I am sure there are many other things TB Joshua can be attacked for.
Not just his so-called ability to prophesy doom or gloom!
For one. . .he is a doggone IRRITY first-class, with several GRADE A++++ attachments to his disgusting persona!
All I did was mistakenly view his nauseating being on TV and I knew for sure he was a major A-hole.
No offence. Just my opinion!
The fool was giving out bags of rice to bribe his congregants. . . mostly spiritual and material indigents, if I may add.

South Africa relies on Iran for more than 25 percent of its annual crude oil imports. Their friendly relationship dates back to the apartheid era, when Tehran supported the liberation movement, but Pretoria is under mounting American pressure to sever ties or else lose access to the US financial system.

Na wah o!
See blackmail.
Poor Iran!
This my sweet America can act like an azzzzehole sometimes I tellya!

On the issue of a nuclear Iran, South Africa has repeatedly emphasized Iran’s right to nuclear enrichment for energy purposes, while strongly opposing nuclear proliferation.


The South African government must “stop this kowtowing to the US imperialists,” COSATU spokesman Patrick Craven said.

Absolutely correct!

I nor see any hills for dia o!
The h-airport dey for h-express way!!!!

Picturessssss pweaaaaase!!!

About time too!
Phocking CHRISTIAN KKK HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/msnbc-contributor-rick-santorum-is-a-homophobe-and-a-bigot/

http://www.talk2action.org/story/2012/2/17/225348/137


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROMNEY!!!! You are my man.
I nor dey go vote sha. . . I nor fit stand for line for 5 hours.
Once was enough!

KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI!
Only a Christian virgin "Santa WEN WEN" can do a thing like this.
Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
She fit tanda for Nairaland dey do 'born-again' and we will be wondering why she is so in love with God making mouth like 'have you praised him today' with this kain skeleton for chest. . . .Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

Mu he he he he he he

God is really alive and merciful!!!!


Ta Nu Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
This is worse than abortion I swear!!!
THANK GOD FOR ABORTION CLINICS!!!!!

FIRST DEGREE COLD-BLOODED MURDER!!!!


See pickin like trash? Kei!!!!

I nor see 'Christian' tag for that tory o.
Wey the OFEGE link sef kwa nu?

See competition!!!!
MAY THE GREATEST BOKO WIN!!!!


Ha-Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ooooooooooh!!!!!!!

Welcome to the Old Testament in the 21st Century!

Neither were the perpertrators MUSLIMS!

E badu belle and e jolosi hungry reporters nor go taya for this tory?

JESUS will not come down.
Satan nor go receive pension.
Life will go on FINE-FINE!!!
In other words. . . . I don givva damn. . . and don givva river!!!
God bless J-America jare!!!!
Big country. . . .big problems.
Small country. . . poverty problems.

When you die. . .come back and tell the world what it feels like.
Shikena!

No testimony to give o.
I only have faith in myself. . .it is called confidence NOT ARROGANCE.

Life is like a Pandora's Box. I take what I see. Whatever I don't have, I DON'T NEED! No need to fast and pray. NOT MY GADDEM BUSINESS.
Next please!

Life is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!

At least they were given to him. . . for being a good boy.
He did not steal them loot!


I am loffing this GEJ regime o!
Who says oil subsidy removal nor get compensation?

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South-South don hit jackpot!!!

Oya. . .other governors forward march!!!

Not applicable in my marriage.
Sometimes apologies show in actions. . .the most important way to say 'I am sorry'.
Let it show. . . Amen!

God is supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent.
He does not need to hear the words "I am sorry" like a mere mortal abi?
He is supposed to know the mind of every one and can tell who is sorry or not.
Abi which kain God you dey worship?

Counterfeit GOD?

What planet did your God create these kinds of men. . . . so I can move there? The only languages my husband understands are SEX AND FOOD! Sign language will do. . .no need for too much conversation! No language needed!!!
His HANDS do all the movements. No talking needed! HA!

Fake pastor!

All 3 stop as soon as you say I DO! I am enjoying my separate bedroom 'room mate' plan and arrangement o. We only meet during 'h-orny' times. Thank GOD!!!

Stop deceiving your congregation. . . kwanangidda nor be marriage o!

You ever wondered why the divorce rate is so high AROUND THE WORLD?

All 3 components CEASE to exist after phocking LIKE IN A ONE-NIGHT STAND(the best se-xual experience if you ask me ). . .or after 6 months of marriage!

Ask your most famous pastors and pastoresses! EVEN THE WOMEN ARE NOT CAPABLE OF GIVING THESE QUALITIES TO MEN AFTER A FEW ROMANTIC TECHNICAL KNOCK-OUTS FROM YAHOO-YAHOO BOYZ TO MEN PROMISING TO LOVE, CHERISH AND HOLD. . . WHEN ALL THE REALLY WANT IS POOOOOOOOOOOOHSIE!!!!

Mu che che che che che che che

As a woman. . .ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS POOHSIE, ALL I WANT IS A GOOD D-E-E-K and a good STAR '69' ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS WHEN I CAN BE ASSURED I CANNOT 'CAME AND WENT' AT THE SAME TIME FROM TOO MUCH 'HEAVENLY FEELINGS-LIKE ELECTRIC SHOCK' AROUND MY 'FOCAL POINT' OR THE HUNGRY DUDE AIN'T GONNA BITE OFF MY 'TENTACLES'!!! . . . The rest? I keep for myself alone. . . INCLUDING "CONVERSATE" WITH MYSELF. . . . MY DI-L-DOS(RIBBED AND MULTI-HEADED) DEY KAMKPE. . . NIPPLE MASSAGERS AND SUCKERS IN FORMS OF DIFFERENT COLOURS AND PLUS OR MINUS LUBRICATE MOUSTACHED RUBBER MOUTHS/TONGUES TOO. . . different intensities AND OR velocities. . . NO DISEASES!!!!

Obama. . .Abeg shorrop jor!
Your oil is not affected!!!