₦airaland Forum

Who cares?
Any dofus will do.
Carry on with your entertainment please.

crackhouse: what's ur point dude?

I cannot help you if you don't get it.
I believe I wrote in simple 'English'.
Try 'Hooked On Phonics'!

However, like the late Yar”Adua, President Jonathan has since started distancing himself from the former president, particularly over political issues which Obasanjo felt strongly about.

This is good news.
OBJ. . .aka BABA 70s. . . .go and enjoy your loot and daughters-in-law!

greateros: blazey i see say u don dey teach ya daughter to be like you: ref. profile pix!

Oh yes o! She is already one smart cookie that cannot be pushed around and is gonna go places with her beauty and brains. . .like her mommma and all the females in her heritage on both sides of the family! No barreness. . .no widowhood! Praise da lord!

Domestic violence has no winners for sure.
The autopsy would shed more light as to the true cause of death.
Or a confession.
R.I.P.
The will of God I guess!

Na wetin GEJ wanno take Ladoja and ACN rejects do?
He really does not need those to return for sure.
Some psychophants at work for sure.
Let him cross over jare. . .he will only be served the 'Ribadu' treatment in ACN.
Aka 'phocked and dumped' without a spouse for compensation!
Na wa for political whores o!

mkmyers45: but abeg who send am?

17 na minor na. Who would ethically purchase a kidney from a minor online? Kai.
That is unthinkable!

A man named Song Zhongyu, a surgeon from a provincial hospital in Yunnan province, received nearly$35,000 in the deal, while the boy was given about $3,500, Xinhua said.

Hmmmm! See wetin poverty dey cause?

Gambrosia aka Lasino aka Callotti:



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
What a Bam Bam!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz-G25XMXr4

Kimmon!
Kimmon!
Kimmon!

I hear you jare.
Don't mind those fake Christians and Muslim bigots in your midst.
Them go soon quench for one Nigeria hand!
Mu he he he he he he

Welcome to 'Otokoto' booming business in China!

Hmmmmmm!!!
Professor Ngige of NL continues!
No more Biafraland?
God bless Nairaland. . .

The best part of waking up. . .is Folgers in your cup!
Gbam!

How?
We all know how the 'Oath' with the UBA bothers at Okija Shrine went 'burst'. . . and BABA had to chase y'awl out of Aso Rock to settle your 'family affairs'! 'Short man'? Who do you plan to use for rituals this time aroundO ZACCHEUS OF OKIJA SHRINE. . .? Your people on NL are calling for Biafra o. Wetin you dey do for Nigerian politics? Mu he he he he he he he

Ngige lamented that “the strange bed-fellowness of the alliance” in 2011 nailed the efforts of the opposition to come together. “If you will recall, we had a meeting with the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP), Progressive Peoples Party (PPP), Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), etc.

“We started a meeting where we had the likes of General Muhammadu Buhari; Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, who was there through the ACN, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Tom Ikimi and myself among others as representatives of the ACN in that alliance. Jeremiah Useni was also there with their group. Bukar Ibrahim Abubakar Audu, Attahiru Bafarawa, name them; the opposition parties were well represented.

You are on the losing side of the equation 'shorty'!
Nigerian politics is not 'Nollywood Kas-Vid' politics!
You are only a local champion in your local govt area.
Try WASSUP MASSOB!!!

Nigeria will be Nigeria with or without oil.
Reasons?

Greed, selfishness, wickedness, cowardice, illiteracy and TRIBALISM!

Pedo-philic ritualists on rampage!

A woman's worst enemy in African politics is her fellow African man used by her fellow women!

The declaration was made by Information Minister Patricia Kaliati late Friday evening

Ijjiot! Then why did you not fire her while she was still VP as soon as she formed her own party?
DORA AKUNYILI OF MALAWI! HA!
Used by e badu belle and e jolosi fellow women without brains like this one of course.
Because it becomes a matter of who can nyansh better to keep fellow women dowm for life!
God bless the civilized world.
Amen!

Good morning America. . . my home sweet home. How are y'awl doing from the big and beaurrriful state of Texas?

Malawi constitution stipulates that where the sitting president becomes incapacitated or deceased the Vice President should take over the role of presidency for the remaining period of a term until elections are held.

Abi? Forming your own party or not!
Welcome to the African Jungle of 'Bushman' politics!
Mu he he he he he he he

I have only travelled by road from Abuja once.
Never to be repeated in this my life time.

I think I was asleep behind the vehicle . . .the only passenger at the back of course, so I sprawled out behind the seat to make a nice comfortable bed for the super long journey to the South South. I flew in to Nigeria the previous evening. Then I suddenly found myself on the floor of the vehicle. It took me a few minutes to figure out what I was doing on the floor of the vehicle. I thought I was in another world. . .come to find out the driver had slammed on the brakes and flung me from my deep slumber into the sad reality of the Nigerian Abuja road. He was trying to dodge a porthole.

That Lokoja of a place is not where you want to find yourself. Congested and plain NASTY!


This must be a nightmare.
Boko Haram don pursue efry barry comot from North for H-easter!
Everyone loves Jesus. . .but no one can die and resurrect like him on the 3rd day.

Mu he he he he he he

Nothing wrong with marrying a younger woman that makes your d-e-e-k penetrate more forcefully even in the absence of Viagra.
Only problem? Don't abandon your children to make more you cannot afford to 'train'.
So they don't start fighting over your grave for property!

I can understand your plight jare. Me too! My men are sooooooooooo crazy about moi!
The reason I can NEVER befriend women. . .E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! LOL!!!

My dia. . . if you follow e badu belle and e jolosi mouth of 'have nots'. . .you nor go succeed for life o! I love it!
Keep on trucking. . . let them keep quenching on or off the cyber.
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Taken: Samantha with her French husband Pascal Rubinat. Ten years her senior, he takes great pride in hearing other men declare that she’s a beautiful woman and always tells her to laugh off bitchy comments

And it is not just jealous wives who have frozen me out of their lives. Insecure female bosses have also barred me from promotions at work.

Thank God for your husband jare. . .!
Some barry loves you. . .others are miserable in their homes with multi frustrations in life.
Mu che che che che che che.
When you are shinning. . .DE WOR WORS will always be 'bytching'!
Pay them no mind. If they cross your path. . .with their DIVINE UGLINESS. . .step on their graves!

Na subsidy cause am!

Nigeria and jungle justice!
For JUNGLE PEOPLE!

Taxation without representation=?

Cowardice!

Not holding my breath for a rendition of THE BOSTON TEA PARTY for sure!

Dede1: Whether you spread eagle on the mall or bend over in alley, I do not give a freaking hoot.

Thank you GOD you are not under Okija Oath!
You have a Nigerian man's way of not giving a freaking hoot.
Only an "Mgbeke" would be impressed or turned on for sure.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Bush rat!

ak47mann: so your pikin i hope their papa no be ur tribe because in ten years time we go see a girl looking like you, showing her sweet b.r.e.a.s.t looking for who to feed hmmmmmmmmmm

Very sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet o!
Ask ****!
It is in the genes.

No. Nigeria is 'ignorant'-based!

Our failure over the years to scientifically domesticate the colonial educational curriculum, mindset and heritage immediately after independent has been the greatest misadventure and policy flip-flog. This only affirmed the argument of Alan Burn, a former Deputy Chief Secretary in the Colonial administration of Nigeria, when he was quoted to have said “The worst effect of British style education in Nigeria had been the manufacture of bad imitations of Europeans instead of good Africans”. This is the hallmark in which our educational system banqueted to us had been built upon all this while. The colonial education made Nigerians more of imitators to the Western culture than being Nigerians themselves.

Boy. . . I am loving this new NL I swear!

That is "Nigerian" love for you.
Your best friend could be your worst enemy. . .and your worst enemy could be your best friend.
Bottom line?
DO NOT BEFRIEND NIGERIANS ON VIA WEB/EMAIL/PHONE.
Don't go on dates with Nigerian men ALONE.
If you want to phock them. . .phock them IN YOUR OWN HOTEL ROOM. . .or YOUR OWN HOUSE!

Looking at those pictures, I am tempted to ask if the juju worked from those female parts?
Hmmmmmm!

bittyend: When will I see those tits?

Why dunyoo ask TB Joshua to help you out?

CyberG: This piece of shaite Odedee1 must think it is welcome among cadavers, maggot eaten dead animals talk less of humans! What a biiiigggg fat sore old loser since before 1967 and yet it still remains a core loser! Why has it (dede1) not been buried alive? Well, the time is nigh for your old wide flat nosed obdurate head to be used to carry sacrifices to amadioha you hateful soul.

FYI, it makes it (dedeaccursed) mad to know I am right at the top of the group mentioned. Multiple degrees, inventions, publications that will be googled till eternity and how old am I?

It also pains it that I just painted the imperfect but great country of Nigeria so glowingly, no part of Nigeria will want to secede anywhere else and that neighboring countries might actually want to join such a Nigeria. Ha! Dedefool Tribalist is dead and rotten yet Nigeria remains. The East, West, North and every people remains a united country. . .lol. Keel over and die old dedenbula!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrravo!!!

Waiting for part 2 of this HEAVY CUSS!

Mu che che che che che che.
I am always so happy these days.
God bless Uncle Sam. . .!!!

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