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This NL nor go kill porsin o!
How come this is not accounted for in the HOLY BOOKS of know it alls?
Abi na only "apple" Adam and Eve chop for that beautiful garden of SIN created by this una God?

I can understand Port Harcourt. . .but Benin?
Impossible. I will not put myself through that nightmare.
Benin. . . in short EDO girls are HIDEOUS.
Hell No!

The only beauties you will find in the whole of EDO state are those who are mixed. 100% EDO? Na SUPREME UGLINESS GET AM O! I mean JET DUSTY BLACK OR OVER BLEACHED OVER-PEELED SKIN UGLY!!!

Check out NL for starters!

Mu he he he he he he

OP. . . your agenda no go work. You ain't telling us anything new. If sointin else dey bite ya body and/or 'bobby' make you let us know. . .so we fit hellep you. This ya kuru-kere ethnic bashing nor gum atol atol. Next thread dear.

We patiently wait for other auditions. . .Not that I am gonna click on any of those virus-laden links o. Thank you sha. Post the pisshures make we see.

Kingzonly: thank God for life... What am real try to tell every one here is to know the best way of reconsign with you God. The word am sorry does not say it a most for you to say it laoud, accept you are a siner and seek for forgiveness... And God will accept you. Note He/She that seek for forgiveness had say the word Am Sorry to whom he or she may offended... May Jesus Christ lead and take control of our life. Amen

The problem with you so-called Christians.
I don't know if you become more senile as you claim to become more devout.
Lemme ask you a few questions from YOUR CHRISTIAN PERSPECTIVE. . .which I don't buy.

Did you create yourself?
If this your so-called God created YOU. . . why should YOU have to apologize for a manufacturer's DEFECT?
If your God does not accept you for creating YOU the way you are. . .IMPERFECT from the get go. . .THAT IS HIS OR HER PHOCKING BIZZNEZZZ!
You remain imperfect till YOU DIE.
If you like apologize from now till THY KINDOM COME AND THY WILL BE DONE. . .your GOD is not placatable!
I am truly sorry that you have chosen to live a life of total misery.
I wish you the best in life!

Damn right. You can argue all you want. . . we shall be here to deal with your m0r0nic arzzzes every single time.
As long as that your OMNI-IMPOTENT God has not been able to deal with ours'. . . .aka Satan abi?

Callotti: Please, as an Agnonstic . . .there is always a possiblility that some kind of a being exists.
AGNOSTICS ARE SUPER-SUPRA-PARA-INTELLEGENT ATHEISTS. . . because they at least try to humor you PHOCKING CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITES AND BORN-AGAIN REETARDED BIGOTS. . .by helping you figure out what kind of a USELESS GOD you claim to worship IN YOUR OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS.

Here goes:


But the manner of his existence is what I question. The inconsistencies and the outright disability in controlling the so-called world it claimed to have created.

It is NOT A STEP towards a deist or theistic stance.
Just a ponder.
Thank you!

Pertinent questions.

DOES YOUR GOD CARRY A 'HANDICAP' SIGN ON HIS OR HER VEHICLE OR SHOULD I SAY 'WINGS'?


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Only a FOOLISH AND DAFT God will allow his own creation aka Satan to destroy the world he created 'that was all good'!
Even Obama did not tolerate that kind of CRRRRRRRRAP from Osama!

Only a DAMNED LAZY God will allow the likes of TB Joshua and Oyedepo to use his so-called HOLY NAME to rip fools on Earth off!

Only a DUMB IMPOTENT God will act like you "Auspicious Ekiti deekless-wonders online and use several monikers to go and be phocking other people's wives offline. . .and claim you are the 'HOLY GHOST' pehnis! BECAUSE HIS OWN PEHNIS IS TOO TOO SMALL TO TAKE CREDIT FOR CONCEIVING BASTARDS AS SAVIOUR WITH ANOTHER MEN'S PATERNITY ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES OF SUCH BASTARDS!!!

IF YOUR GOD COULD PHOCK. . .HE WOULD HAVE FATHERED A CHILD FOR HIMSELF! NO NEED SNEAKING IN AND OUT OF JOSEPH'S WIFES POOHSIE. . .POOR MARY GOT R-APED AND DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT. SHE MUST HAVE HAND DOWN'S SYNDROME OR SOMETHING SIMILAR. OR SHE WAS DRUGGED WITH SOME DATE-R-APE DRUG FOR SURE BY THIS YOUR GOD IN THE FORM OF OYEDEPO OR TUBERCULOSIS JOSHUA!!!

Only a JEALOUS AND MISERABLE GOD will be angry for others using their d-e-e-ks and poohsies effectively because he has a DEAD AND IMPOTENT one! BECAUSE HE CAN'T PHOCK SHYTE AND GETS TOO MUCH E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI WHEN ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTIC ARE SCREAMING WITH H-OR-GASMIC H-ECTASIES IN THE BEDROOM FROM BELOW , HAVING A SWELL TIME. . .INSTEAD OF PRAISING HIS USELESS AZZZZE IN SOME SHRINES OF CHURCHES AKA SPEAKING IN TONGUES. . .AND FOR NOT BEING STOOPID ENOUGH TO GIVE HIS SO-CALLED AZZEHOLES OF PASTORS A DOGGGONE DIME FOR TITHES!

. . . and many more attributes!

Should I go on about this GOD OF YOURS?

No doubt he or she exists for sure. . . BUT HE MUST BE EVEN MORE STOOPID THAN YOURSELF!


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

Please, as an Agnonstic . . .there is always a possiblility that some kind of a being exists.
AGNOSTICS ARE SUPER-SUPRA-PARA-INTELLEGENT ATHEISTS. . . because they at least try to humor you PHOCKING CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITES AND BORN-AGAIN REETARDED BIGOTS. . .by helping you figure out what kind of a USELESS GOD your claim to worship IN YOUR OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS.

Here goes:


But the manner of his existence is what I question. The inconsistencies and the outright disability in controlling the so-called world it claimed to have created.
It is NOT A STEP towards a deist or theistic stance.
Just a ponder.
Thank you!

Pertinent questions.

DOES YOUR GOD CARRY A 'HANDICAP' SIGN ON HIS OR HER VEHICLE OR SHOULD I SAY 'WINGS'?


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Only a FOOLISH AND DAFT God will allow his own creation aka Satan to destroy the world he created 'that was all good'!
Even Obama did not tolerate that kind of CRRRRRRRRAP from Osama!

Only a DAMNED LAZY God will allow the likes of TB Joshua and Oyedepo to use his so-called HOLY NAME to rip fools on Earth off!

Only a DUMB IMPOTENT God will act like you "Auspicious Ekiti deekless-wonders online" and use several monikers to go and be phocking other people's wives offline. . .and claim you are the 'HOLY GHOST' pehnis! BECAUSE HIS OWN PEHNIS IS TOO TOO SMALL TO TAKE CREDIT FOR CONCEIVING BASTARDS AS SAVIOUR WITH ANOTHER MEN'S PATERNITY ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES OF SUCH BASTARDS. . . with ASHAWO, ANUS-PHOCKING VIRGINS!!!

IF YOUR GOD COULD PHOCK. . .HE WOULD HAVE FATHERED A CHILD FOR HIMSELF! NO NEED SNEAKING IN AND OUT OF JOSEPH'S WIFES POOHSIE. . .POOR MARY GOT R-APED AND DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT. SHE MUST HAVE HAD DOWN'S SYNDROME OR SOMETHING SIMILAR. OR SHE WAS DRUGGED WITH SOME DATE-R-APE DRUG FOR SURE BY THIS YOUR GOD IN THE FORM OF OYEDEPO OR TUBERCULOSIS JOSHUA!!!

Only a JEALOUS AND MISERABLE GOD will be angry for others using their d-e-e-ks and poohsies effectively because he has a DEAD AND IMPOTENT one! BECAUSE HE CAN'T PHOCK SHYTE AND GETS TOO MUCH E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI, HE GETS OVERLY JEALOUS WHEN ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTICS ARE SCREAMING WITH H-OR-GASMIC-H-ECTASIES IN THE BEDROOMS FROM BELOW, HAVING A SWELL TIME. . .INSTEAD OF PRAISING HIS USELESS AZZZZE IN SOME SHRINES OF CHURCHES AKA SPEAKING IN TONGUES. . .AND FOR NOT BEING STOOPID ENOUGH TO GIVE HIS SO-CALLED AZZEHOLES OF PASTORS A DOGGGONE DIME FOR TITHES!

. . . and many more attributes!

Should I go on about this GOD OF YOURS?

No doubt he or she exists for sure. . . BUT HE MUST BE EVEN MORE STOOPID THAN YOURSELF!


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

The name Nigeria alone is enough deterrent.
No one wants to be associated with Boko Haram that remains uncontained.
Furthermore, yahoo-yahoo boyz from you know where might hack into the World Bank and steal all the money in there through NOI.
I think her being a Nigerian does not go well with other Western countries.
Then she is BLACK. . .AFRICAN AND FEMALE?
3 strikes make a GONNER!

At least Obama Mama na white woman.
But to have 100% Igbo woman at the World Bank?

Lai lai!!!!

Could it be that the other countries are suspecting she might use her influence to sponsor the deadly terrorist group called MASSOB?




The return of NL "Sam Dede1" of ISSSSSSSAKABA!!!


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O ti o!

No problem. Neither one is gonna get it.
USA and USSR don vote for Kim.
Kim don offer NOI job for im kitchen for UN.
Case closed.
Now, go back to your own job.

The BRICS group also includes Russia, India, China and South Africa.

China for Kim!
India for Kim!
South Africa for NOI!

Ocampo? My candidate. . .Phock Him! I mean 'for Kim'!

Russia don vote for Kim o!
NOI. . .please stay in Nigeria and LOOT!

I know jare.
Constant phocking eases a lot of frustration.
No mind these CHRISLAMIC hypocrites weh dey phock around without marriage.
Mu he he he he he he

At least. . .we would not have to see her 'Egungun' masquerade headties outside Nigeria.
No credible candidate has give our darling NOI a 'head' o!
Only niggers are in her corner. They don't count for sure.

Next. . .the UK. . .China. . .

NOI. . . please, keep chopping Lobster Biscuit at Transcorp!

alj harem: What is wrong with a credible person who happen to be Igbo. We should do what we like to be done to us so their is nothing wrong with an Igbo man being the president.

Roachas stands a good chance of winning anyday anytime, Quote me on that

BTW the OP is not Yoruba nor Hausa. So please lets watch our comments

Intelligent people can read my comments and forget about 'Igbotic' pride. Only on NL with the proliferation of ever-mutating imbecil-ez of course, will the true message be lost to SEVERELY, developmentally-delayed and cognitively-challenged partial-births abortive semi-living dead individuals, like you have on this and many other threads around NL and Nigerian messageboards.

Did the same Igbos support Ojukwu in his own bid for a Senate seat? Now, this was a so-called EZE GBURU-GBURU 1 of the Eastern part of Nigeria o!
This is not unusual. . . as with all parts of Nigeria, notably Ekiti State.

But the Igbo-case is particularly distubing because with all their noise-making. . . they are the least homogenous. FACTS!
They will be the first to sell themselves out to ASO ROCK! NO other ethnic group does a fantastic job of self-destruction than the Igbos. If you associate too much with them. . . you will catch the same disease. FACTS.

Even if Rochas stands a chance. . .the rigging machinery of Nigeria will NEVER give him a chance.
Bottom line. . .? Ndi Igbo have to figure out a way to be entrenched in Nigerian politics like the North and the West. . . now the South-South. . .to siphone enough of the Nigerian oil wealth to influence the Presidential bid in their favor. All the drug-dealing and 419 magicians cannot effect such.

Remember. . . THIS IS AFRICA and THIS IS NIGERIA!!! Igbos are the LEAST favored in Nigerian politics ONLY BECAUSE THE ARE VERY DIVISIVE! Period!

The only solution? They need to work on themselves FIRST. . .before assuming ANY role of leadership OUTSIDE their Eastern regions. Nigeria has enough problems as it is. No need jumping from the stove to the fiery furnace for the next 50 years.

Thank you.

PROUD-IGBO:
^^^Afam, why engage that Igbo hating fool in any discussion? You 'trying' to reason with him/her? Goodluck mate.

Ewoooooooooooh!!!Ashawo don win 'HOLY MWENJE MARY AMAKA NWUNYE AKA 'LOLO' TIGER HOLY SPIRIT' again o!

Who says you can't fornicate, commit adultery/incest, have and buy children out of wedlock. . . then wear tuxedo and white gown to receive God's blessings in HOLY MATRIMONY? E badu belle and e jolosi gossipers go quench for this one finish o! Mu heh heh heh heh heh heh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!

YOU GO BABES!!! You have my blessings. I can't wait for pictures.

This kain God o! I nefa see your type o! This kain Godioh. . . BLESSED BE HIS HOLY SHAME NAME!!!!


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ndu_chucks: Callotti, Oh my, I just saw your profile pic. Hope you didn't fall down from tripping. Pele o.

No dear.
I was only exercizing my beautiful akpu/hair-free. . .feminine muscles.

No quench o!

afam4eva: Soothe yourself. The day an Igbo man becomes president, i hope you'll be ready to fall down and die.

Sounds like a good deal. All the best dear.

3015 is just around the corner. . . Yup! Three thousand and fifteen AD Afam4-N-eva!

Nigeria is not a wealthy country.
What is your criterion of labelling Nigeria a rich country?
You only have wealthy rogues.

Unfortunately. . .I fail to see the difference btw a Northern almajiri and a Southern one.
Especially if you have a president who claimed to have had 'NO SHOES'. . . .from a remote village called OTUOKE?
Now, only in places like Nigeria will Almajiris aka local touts ascend to the throne like modern-day Zorros and Robin Hoods.
Especially without any criminal-free socio-economic background with abject poverty.

Just saying. . . .The almajiri culture is here to stay.
Not many Southern Christians have ONLY one wife. Ask GEJ or OBJ!
Even Ojukwu was polygmist aka serial monogamist with his own ALMAJIRIS fighting over his grave!

afam4eva: I'm sure if they has 7 goverors in a state in the north or south-west, you'll say it's the power of democracy or that they're progressives. But because it's Igbos, it's greediness.

The senate presidents you talked about, were they elected? They ruled at the mercy of the commander in chief so blame Obasanjo for that.

Again. . . I will state that an Igbo president is not desirable in the interest of Nigeria.
Please, canvas for an Eze GBURU GBURU on NL only. Your best option.
Your Senate presidents were not elected. . .but easily manipulated.
That is my point.
Even a dead Yaradua with Turai presiding from her kitchen is more palatable.
Thank you!

BTW, the Igbos have never ruled Nigeria. . . civilian Nigeria. . . not 'BABARIC' Nigeria!

afam4eva: MUMU. if i tell you to tell me why you think Igbo politicians are greedy, you'll go numb.

I stated one paradigm example. ANAMBRA STATE! 7 governors in less than 10 years or something like that. Do I need to educate you further? Senate presidency nko?
Please, contain yourselves to your states. You are too volatile a personality to be allowed such an office. Not that what we have had in the past is remotely close to any ideal of nomalcy, but an Igbo president would be a nightmare! Thank you.
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Who wants a president still suffering from 'flashbacks' and 'whiplashes' of the Biafran never-realized historical mirages and illusion?

mpumalanga: THERE is no divide and conquer as what they are saying just is to go like southern Sudan and i don't know why it should be your pain that they can not contain boko haram as neighbors,do you think it is a convincing reason as boko haram have stated that they want their own self determination.Nobody sold anybody and you should for one day worry about what will happen to your own people when every body answer their father's name.

Their is no cowardice in having absolute confidence to be alone and i believe that the best thing to do is to check very well to know if you are insisting to be with them due to un-acknowledged sens of inherent inadequacy.

I ask again If Boko Haram went their own way OR EVEN BIAFRA. . .would you feel comfortable having them as neigbours? I would not.
Especially knowing what they are presently doing in Nigeria where EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM.
Could you keep them out of your 'New Country' with your porous borders and corrupt officials?
Bottom line, if you cannot deal with the problems you have as one country. . . don't expect to do so when you become independent countries.
You will be begging ECOWAS and NATO to liberate you all over again.
It is not my pain. . .just common sense.
Use it! It is common and FREE!.

No problem is that is where they belong. I only pity the innocent ones if indeed there are.
SERVES THEM RIGHT!

The reason is simple.
They are their own worst enemies who cannot agree with one another because of GREED, ENVY, WICKEDNESS AND PETTY RIVALRY.

See Anambra state as a prime example. We will not even mention the reasons for the civil war or the reasons why the Nzeogwu's coup failed. E badu belle and e jolosi from the Eastern Igbos concerning the Delta Igbos. No hope!

Please, they people are not complaining. If life was that bad, they would have gone back to Nigeria.
ANY Western hell-hole is better than a Nigerian one.
I am a believer!
You have failed. . . Go back and LOOT like your fellow criminals!

Anyone would go mad in Kirikiri waiting for trial.
Too bad he could not bribe his way like his counterparts. . .such as Amaka Pemu and co after doing the same.
No bottom power? Even anus go don slack for prison after 13 years. Guy is doomed. Thank God for poohsies!!!

High_Chief: As if you are truely happy, sorry, Jay Jay is still happily married and not available. Keep to your mallams Blazay

This my stalker is here again.
Of course I am VERY happy. . . being SUPER HAPPILY MARRIED MYSELF! I YAMMU NOT AVAILABLE EITHER. . .
Abi you see me for CHRISTIAN DIE-VORCE COURT OR YOU HEAR SAY MY HUSBAND DON QUENCH? Mu he he he he he he
I always want married couples to stay together to prove sadists like you wrong.
It has nothing to do with 'tribe' moo moo!
But if stoopid couples cannot make it together. . . . I will be here to ridicule them too.
Especiallly those MGBEKES who cannot chop and clean both mouth and nyansh effectively like true romantic/marital INTERNATIONAL CHOPPING CHAMPIONS like us!

Now. . . GET YOURS, KEEP YOURS. . . DON'T KILL YOURS AND BECOME A FRUSSSSS-TREH-TED, CHRIS-LAMIC SINGLE, DIE-VORCEE, OLD CARGO OR OGBONI-OKIJA KILLER WIDOW/ER ROAMING ABOUT RECYCLED BINS OF ROMANTIC DESPERADOS SUCH AS NL, EBAY, AMAZON.C-U-M, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER FOR SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH CHANCES OF THE SUPREMELY CURSED!
Head to the 'Romance and Sexuality' section of NL for lonely, rejected, and recycled old cargos like yourself!
IJJJIOORT!
Ewu! Kpele o!

Abeg make we celebrate one more marriage standing the test of time. Halleloooooooooooh? Hallelooooojah!!!!


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Oge chi ka mma o!
Nkechi ye rem o!
Ihe ri mma rhie e m'ego ooh!

He is such a phocking illiterate.
Vermin!
Only saw him once on TV.
Truly REVOLTING.

Furthermore. . .Christianity forbids oral/anal sex.
Only missionary style? Tufiakwa.
If I wanno phock a horse or a monkey. . . I like that to be my own business.
Not the business of God!
The ultimate freedom.

Hypocrisy and Bigotry!

Please, don't forget sweeeeeeeeeeeeet premarital S-E-X and adultery!

The main reason I became an agnostic. . . NO INTENTION OF FORSAKING OTHERS!

Hmmmmmmm!!!
E badu belle and e jolosi single old cargo 'gossippers' don start again o!
Thank you for clearing the h-air.
I been don believe the tori o!

Happy married life jare. . . don't mind those bloody Christian DIE-vorcees who can't stay married.
Shioooooooooooooor!!!!

mpumalanga: In every struggle,their will always be traitors but it does not nullify the nobleness of the struggle.It is like you are insisting to be with people that want to leave you why?you are asking for the enemy but the enemy is that person or group of persons that are suppressing the right of self determination of others using a collective name like Nigeria.

We are humans not crabs so we should not be insisting that none should go out of the pit or are you afraid of loosing global relevance if every body goes their way.Are you suggesting that we should wait for a force mejure intervention with all our claims of civilization?Let every body go and betray and kill their own people and they will then face justice because their will be no ethnic fortress to protect anybody. Scotland want self determination for Scottish people and igbos want the same just like your own nation can go for theirs.

The only problem is that you are in the minority concerning this 'divide and conquer principle. Majority of Nigerians do not agree with you. If you go your way, be prepared to be colonized by Niger Republic. If you cannot contain Boko Haram within Nigeria, what makes you think you can contain them as neighbours? You can't your own people accountable right now. . .and you are talking of 'going your own way'? Please, stop dreaming. Get ready to be sold again and again.
Back to square one. You have a Southern president now. Let us see what he can do before you go your separate ways. A coward will always be a coward. Period!