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Her 'an-us' should be checked too!
Glad to affirm the theory that men are generally sick creatures. . . yet again!

This same 'virginity' Nigerian OGBONI-OKIJA Christians are making shakara with?

Don't be unemployed and spend precious time on the h-internet!

This is good news. . .
If the state of Lousiana can do it. . .so can Lagos State!
The parents will appreciate the children out of the house. . . .period!

Mary the mother of 'Jesus' waited till she was married. . .but ended up being impregnated by another 'man' in form of the HOLY GHOST'S, AUSPICIOUS, EKITI-BLOKOS! What is YOUR point?

I don't know anywhere Sunday is emphasized as 'special' o.
It is the beginning of the WORK WEEK in the greatest land of opportunities. . .aka THE USA!
Only "LAZY" peeps rest on Sundays. I work MOST SUNDAYS.

Nothing special. . .only to LAZY CHRISTIANS! Open to commit more havoc and sin against living and dead things!

God has a purpose for everything. Only prayer
can rescue us from danger.

Not even Jesus was saved from the dangerous hands and nails of CHRISTIANS. . .
Danger is the only cross that can lead CHRISTIANS to GOD. . .
Don't fight the prophesy. . .just die like Jesus.
Shikena!

We need Part 2 please.
I have waited patiently enough.
Haba!!!

Can we celebrate "S-I-Nday with Part 2 pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze?

2 million: why not just say "am a lez. We'll understand

Someone already replied you. . .let me see if you can get it.

I don't think the GOP can stoop so low.
This is what you might find in African politics. . .not in the USA.
Thank you!

Bobo Romney is not that desperate. . .he is no stranger to losing elections.
Please, find out who is really behind such nonsense.
In the USA, there is honor amongst thieves. . .unlike in AFRICA.

I never knew I would like her. . .not to mention love her.
I have never met her. . .but being away on medical leave endeared her to moi. . .
I remembered Stella Obasanjo. . .whom I met with my husband once at the Atlanta Hilton in her room.
She was dancing to this music when it first came out. . . in her hotel room.
She looked so happy. She RRRRRRRRROCKED IT! What a great dancer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp59ewWnOtc&feature=related


These women, despite being First Ladies are down to Earth and human.
Like Stella Obasanjo. . .she reminds me of how fleeting life is.

I love Dame Patience. . .because she reminds me that whatever we are and whom ever we think we are. . . we are subject to the same human challenges. . .we cannot cheat death when it comes knocking.

I love Dame Patience because she reminds me of HUMANITY!

Get well soon Mama!

Hmmmmm!
He must have suffered a lot of insults from females or males to contemplate such an exercise at only 22 years of age.
At least, the end has finaly come.
No more insults because of 'small blokos'. . .which can be IRRITATING AS HELL!!!

No surprises there.
You sow hatred, you reap hatred.
What is so loveable about Nigerians around the world?
As individuals, you may find a few. . .BUT COLLECTIVELY?
It is always the same sad story.
Pity!

The guilty are afraid. . .
I already have my pictures in the homeland security office as a citizen of the great USA. . .plus 3 drivers licenses in 3 states in America. . . WHO CARES?

If your hands are clean, you should not be afraid to show your faces. . .unless you are damn UGLY! OR YOU ARE AN EX-CON!

Mu che che che che che che

It is raining? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

All you cyber riff-raffs hiding behind computers and cell phones. . .YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

Mu choi choi choi choi choi choi

GREAT NEWS. . .WE GET TO SEE HOW WRETCHED AND UGLY YOU TRULY ARE! WITH OR WITHOUT PHOTO-SHOP!!!

Welcome to Tsunami AFREAAAKA!
Trip to Nigeria cancelled till further notice!

Please, spend better time protesting in Nigeria against PCHN and WATER BOARD. . .or the lack thereof!
Dying for dirty poohsies is not an option.

Rossikk: UTTER GARBAGE. Sit there making dumb EXCUSES for the foreigners assaulting your dignity in broad daylight. Many other nationalities also sent their women there without 'male partners'. It was just Nigerians that were singled out. So that EXCUSE does NOT wash.

They treated you like scum because you gave them the opportunity to - by being slaves to foreign religion.

So remain steeped in your mental slavery but don't insult our intelligence with your slave logic.

Please, speak for yourself.
I am happily Agnostic and have no religion.
I am not a slave to any cult or religion.
YOUR WHORES are not wanted in Saudi Arabia. . . respect that. . .thank you!
Saudi Arabia has the right to choose which kinds of WHORES should display goods for sale. . .around the 'HOLY, BLACK STONE'!
Thank you very much!

berem: I TIRE O!

As for you. . .
The day you stop jumping from 'band' to 'band' looking for the newest P-I-M-P on the block to finance your drug habits with payment in 'kind'. . . as the best YOU can offer. . .the better your life would be on or offline.

You are such a pathetic 'groupie'. . .it is not funny.
Once an Ekiti bushmeat. . .always an Ekiti grasscutter!

Aigbofa: Some Nigerians do engage in bad things, but it is absolutely ridiculous to deport almost 1000 people on suspicion they are coming to Saudi to do "ashawo"
So, you consider yourself acting daft whenever you travel without your husband? Does travelling alone make you prospective ashawo?

Did I travel to Saudi Arabia without my husband?
I can still be an ashawo. . .with or without travelling with my husband. . .
Stop being dense! You should know better by now.
Not every woman on NL is an 'ashawo' without retirement plan!
Muah!

You need to learn to stay focused. Your ADHD is getting the better of you again.

*Never to deal with people in a group.
On any level. . .personally or professionally.
Gang mentality is like a cult. . .religion or in any society(cyber or in real life)

Beware of people who move around like sheep with no brains.

*Never to be a follower or a leader. . .to be just me always. . .a freeeeeeee bird.
*Never to build a mansion in a foreign land.
*Only to keep male friends and never female ones.
*The best way to lose weight is constant dancing. . .EXERCIZE!!!. . .MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC!!!
*Live your life. . .while others die for your life.
*Working for somebody is always better than allowing people to work for you. More free time is YOURS!!!
*Being a professional is ALWAYS better than being a 'free-lancer'! YOU NEVER HAVE TO LOOK FOR CUSTOMERS!!!
*You can NEVER save money while you owe money. Pay all debt first before you think of saving money.
*Everything can be bought. . .INCLUDING HAPPINESS. . .unless you are cursed or psychotic.
*Never trust ANYONE with your life or possessions. . .INCLUDING YOURSELF!
*Happiness comes from within. . .every other source is just like a topping on a pizza.
*A bad marriage is ALWAYS better than a good divorce!

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-XXXXXXXXX!!!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-XXXXXXX!!!
I had not seen my husband for 5 days!
Boy! He was well loaded!!!!
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriage good o!
Nothing like constant 'engine tune-up'!

Dede1: If your shenanigans are not born out of idiocy, I wonder what really spurs your buffoonery. I have concluded it is clearly due to inadequate education. Whenever you have time to encounter the history of Nigeria, it is written in capital letters that an Igbo man was once a president and head of state of the cesspit called Nigeria.

As succinctly stated by previous poster, there are certain Nigerians who want to opt out of Nigeria whether there is oil or no oil in their domain or presidency or no presidency is zoned to their region.

Then opt out. . .and good riddance!
You phocking dum-dum. . .people who wanno opt out do blow hollow trumpets on the cyber airways.
Now take your 'kwashiokor-emaciated/leprous' fingers off my posts!
I am having a fantastic day. . .
Not even your UGLY, BROKE AZZZE CAN SPOIL IT!
Sooo. . . GET LAID. . .OR GET LOST!

Daily Trust said the envoy was also at the airport yesterday to bid farewell to the pilgrims who were flown back yesterday but the Saudi immigration officials refused to recognize his official status as a full-fledged ambassador representing Nigeria in Saudi Arabia.

I don't think it was proper for the ambassador to stick his neck out in an already 'messy' affair.
Much better to work from behind the scenes.
Oh well. . . no sympathies.
Nigeria has no value. . .above or below sea level.
Very soon. . .Republic of Congo will deport Nigerians too!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

I guess only Nigerians will go to their own "HAJ".
Who wanno be roasted by 'Boko Haram'?

One thousand plus SINGLE females going for 'HAJ'?
The truth shall be revealed some day.
Highly suspicious. . .

Blame "GOD" abeg.

When Nigerians learn to respect the rules in other lands and stop acting like congenital m0r0ns!
If your 'God' or 'Satan' manufactured you with 'complete' parts. . .no need showing up in foreign countries acting DAFT!(aka with missing components)

Period!
If Nigerians are not being dis-boarded from planes. . .they are being jailed for peddling drugs or engaging in all kinds of financial/emotional/spritual crimes against humanity. Now, it is to go and do 'ashawo' in Mecca as 'single, old-cargos'?