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Crime › Re: My Landlord Just Broke My Face by Candoit(op): 10:35am On Dec 09, 2020

adekola4258:
By the way , take a picture of your broken face.

Crime › Re: My Landlord Just Broke My Face by Candoit(op): 10:34am On Dec 09, 2020

Eryyy92:
where's your landlord from?

Etche Rivers

Crime › Re: My Landlord Just Broke My Face by Candoit(op): 10:33am On Dec 09, 2020

chinchonglee:
Re u a female?

Yes I am

Crime › My Landlord Just Broke My Face by Candoit(op): 4:59am On Dec 09, 2020*

This happened last night on my return from work. My landlord tried to lock me in because my rent was due in November of which he was owing some money which had covered up for almost this one month rent at least. As I refused to let him lock me in, he pushed me in the face and broke it.
I invited the police last night but he escaped. He's been invited to the station this morning but he says he wouldn't be showing up. Even if he does, I'm concerned the police might just collect money from me and still do nothing. I've spent almost 8k inviting them and making entry.
Naira land family, what can I do?. Please advise
Is there an authority I could report this incident to?

Investment › Re: MBA Investors Forum by Candoit: 8:11am On Nov 17, 2020

I think you guys are causing so much panic and steer.
Follow MBA on Facebook. There you would see comments from fellow investors and video of Maxwell addressing the issues

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Education › Urgent! - How To Proceed With Uniport Postgraduate Acceptance by Candoit(op): 6:34am On Oct 26, 2020

Good day all,

I would like to know my admission status and proceed with the Acceptance and Registration but the Uniport Postgraduate link has not been loading for a long time now.

I don't know if there's another link/trick in achieving this. Pls help!

Business › Re: Making It Through Youtube by Candoit: 9:51pm On Oct 12, 2020

Interested

Travel › Re: See The Effect Of Huspuppi And The Likes On Other Nigerians by Candoit(op): 4:53pm On Jul 09, 2020

ednut1:
https://www.nairaland.com/5511098/what-happening-nigerian-job-seekers was happening before hushpuppy. Some Nigerians generally have stinking behaviour and attitude, causing problem in several countries

It's really heartbreaking.

Travel › See The Effect Of Huspuppi And The Likes On Other Nigerians by Candoit(op): 4:06pm On Jul 09, 2020

Thank you Hushpuppi and fraudsters for making our work now difficult for us.

With international embassies already scrutinizing applicants severely once he/she is from Nigeria.

Now this.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 5:42pm On Jul 08, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I would have said ice

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Family › Re: How Do You Cope If Married To Someone You Don't Love? by Candoit: 4:14am On Jul 07, 2020

rigarmortis:
an erect dikc has no conscience.

secondly, do you know what the head of the dikc is very soft?,,,,,simple. its because inside the head of the dikc, there is no brain, not a single brain cell.

Are you then saying it's OK to say you have no brain since you are ruled by the "dikc"?

Family › Re: How Do You Cope If Married To Someone You Don't Love? by Candoit: 4:07am On Jul 07, 2020

So, now you want us to give you a license for divorce?

No.

Marriage is for better for worse and till death do you part.

I don't pity people like you one bit. When you were with her, she was all wonderful and the perfect one. Now, it's marriage, you're suddenly finding faults.

Receive grace to enjoy your marriage.

Food › Re: We Just Killed A Civet Within My Compound {Pictures} by Candoit: 6:40pm On Jul 06, 2020

You carefully did not show your face. But you showed the face of the hunter, why?

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by Candoit: 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2020

Did no one notice the ,"if I wife her" part?
Where did that come from, OP?

Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Probe Atiku, Saraki, Dino Melaye, Dogara – APC Tells EFCC by Candoit: 3:18pm On Jul 04, 2020

You mean he dined and wined with top political shots? Is it just the money alone that got him this much influence?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Her virginity oo before her heart tongue

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Her virginity oo before her heart

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 12:54pm On Jul 01, 2020

BankyGee:
pu7pl3, Ayanfe29 mi, Candoit, walterterri555, where art thou(s)?

hi BankyGee

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Celebrities › Re: 'I Didn't Know Hushpuppi To Be A Criminal' - Daddy Freeze Replies His Critics by Candoit: 6:39pm On Jun 27, 2020

Balenciagaokey:

Success is friend to all.. But If you fail.. Friends will leave you Everyone is denying Hushpuppi because he is in trouble now..

this your pic is so funny. Why is the dog so focused like that?

Education › Re: Is There A Course You Will Advise A Jambite Not To Study? by Candoit: 2:21pm On Jun 26, 2020

NigeriaB:
Please, I beg you in God's name; avoid Biochemistry..

Don't go near Biochemistry., Pleaseeeeee

Please don't make the mistake of applying for Biochemistry please

Lol
U really sound serious. What's the matter?

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Health › Re: Enugu Law School Student Dies Of Cardiac Arrest While Jogging(Disturbing Photos) by Candoit: 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2020

This is making the 3rd time I'm reading something like this.

The last time was a reverend father who was jogging as well.
Another was a video of a guy playing football who just collapsed and died after kicking the ball.

If you watch a 1000 ways to die, you would sure know just about anything can kill someone.

Avoid anything and everything in excess. Know when you're body is stressed and stop.

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Adverts › Re: Sold Ad by Candoit: 5:07pm On Jun 23, 2020

I am not convinced this is a good investment as you put it.

You need to review your price. That amount is enough to get a new business centre running.

In addition, why should someone pay your outstanding rent.?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by Candoit: 7:07am On Jun 22, 2020

babatee90:
At 29 I made my first million and I had to leave Nigeria to make it...I’m still going strong

with 1m you left Nigeria? How?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by Candoit: 6:45am On Jun 22, 2020

mirabel9:
I got my first 200k selling and advertising stuffs through my whatsapp bulk sender and email sender i got online from a source,

it made me advertise my online and offline businesses in a flash to millions of people online,

although business has been growing from strenght to strenght and i am still looking forward to getting new softwares that are very much upgraded and can do the advertising stuffs for me even without my presense,

something like in auto-pilot sending without you ever editing or writting again,

its just like this,
you set it up once and forget it

it will keep on working forever untill you login and click on stop the task or project currently running

Do you mind sharing the software?

Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Candoit: 7:45pm On Jun 21, 2020

Okoeshin:
I mentioned Pastor not God. Ogbeni channel this aggressiveness into your life. How did you know I’m
Not a member of any Body of Christ, Bro na your papa dey handle the book of life ??

You need to repent and give your life to Christ.
You cannot answer Christian when you sound like an unbeliever. It's an error. You cannot belong to God and mammon.

Choose u this day whom you would serve. For if you are neither cold nor hot, He would spit you out.

Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Candoit: 7:42pm On Jun 21, 2020

Image123:
i like your faith, but remember faith without work is dead faith. Talk is cheap, how many corona patients have you mingled with? Let's not tempt you though.

Learn from Jesus. Where there are steps/stairs, use them. Don't jump down claiming you cannot dash your feet against stone.

Wisdom is the proper application of knowledge. What you know and apply about the virus should be made profitable to direct you. EXCEPT you have rhema from God, don't die before your time.

The wisdom of men is foolishness unto God. Be a true child of God and see your faith work for you. That same Jesus you quoted said, "if only you have faith as little as a muster seed, you shall say to this mountian, be moved and it shall move".

Don't be little your God and exalt any disease or infection . What you fear, you cannot conquer.

Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Candoit: 1:50pm On Jun 21, 2020

Anuoluwa1234:
See dear, let me tell you this in case you don't know.
Don't let any spiritual leader fool you, biko Nigerians are damn too gullible for my liking. .
I am a Christian, and believe me, am a very spiritual fellow, but I can't cajole you with spirituality . There is spirituality and there is reality.
Spirituality is that, God is powerful etc. But the reality is that God is not a Magician. There is a great difference btw God and magicians.
Don't dare God at all, we are talking about Virus here biko..( an intracellular obligate parasite).
Do you know what that means, of all microns, Virus is still the maddest, they HV no definite shape, they react anyhow..
I weak for this religious ppl hooo

If then you fear the virus this much. Why not worship it?

False prophet sighted.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Candoit: 1:48pm On Jun 21, 2020

Death could not hold Jesus captive.
Who then is coronavirus?

For God has exalted Jesus above every other name. That at the mention of Jesus Christ every knee must bow.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Candoit: 1:43pm On Jun 21, 2020

Okoeshin:
Pastor stop it na. I’m your member, you are making it difficult for us to defend you in public. If a fool keeps quiet for long, no one will really know he’s a fool.

Shey na tithe an offering wey you no see collect they affect your thinking ?

You truly are not his member nor any member of the body of Christ. If you were, you would show a little respect in your speech.

Also, do you know God doesn't need you to defend Him. He's God all by Himself.

Health › Re: COVID-19: FG Receives $22 Million Supplies From UN, EU. by Candoit: 1:22pm On Jun 21, 2020

This is better than giving cash. Other upcoming contributors take note.

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Family › Re: Why Are Nigerians Like This? by Candoit: 6:36pm On Jun 20, 2020

cococandy:
It’s not OPs responsibility to teach him how to fish

It's not. But he has already promised the guy.

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