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PoliticsRe: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Cantonese: 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
Let us see his shoes also. E get reason.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Showkey Faults Policewomen’s Suspension Over TikTok Video by Cantonese: 12:38pm On Aug 28, 2022
Kerosene is now at N900, gas permanently revolving between N850 and N900 depending on the location.

Hypocrites in action. The left the present economic hardship imposed by them on all Nigerians, including themselves to tackle the young women who earn their living peacefully.

Agonizingly
Painful
Congress

Surely the two sisters have not been escaping the adulterous and fornicating eyes of the ogas in black uniform.

Na dem go still beg the girls for attention.

Jagbajantis intete
CrimeRe: Man Laments As Prostitute He Carried Stole Diamond Earrings, Chain & Passport by Cantonese: 12:11pm On Aug 28, 2022
Maybe a member of his family demanded even 10k and he arrogantly told the person to get something to do for a living.

Jagbajantis fellow.
PoliticsRe: Hilda Dokubo Addresses 'Obidients' In Port Harcourt Rally (Video, Photo) by Cantonese: 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2022
Waohhhh.

How do you defeat ideologies? OBIdience is about liberation. It is belief that Nigeria can have a leadership that can work. OBIdience is about transformation. The structures are in the hearts. The structures are our PVCs and our voting power. The people are the structures.

Believe and it will be well with you
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Swears-In Peter Okpaleke As Cardinal Of The Roman Catholic Church by Cantonese: 7:55pm On Aug 27, 2022
Congratulations to him.

A very massive status for the Catholic Church and Nigeria and Africa.

A very happy occasion

Congratulations to all Nigerians
PoliticsRe: Wike Sends Cryptic Message To PDP Set To Join Forces With Tinubu by Cantonese: 2:45pm On Aug 27, 2022
This guy always writes rubbish. He just rubbished himself once again at the end of the article.

Notice that Wike complained about leaders handing over to their children. Among the two candidates, we have putting his children in positions and Tinubu putting his entire family in positions and he himself alledged to profit from the taxation system in Lagos

Unfortunately for this fellow and his failed analysis, he forgot that it would be suicidal for Wike to support PDP in the governorship election (whose candidate is he's) and Tinubu in the presidentisl election holding the same day.

Wike realises the forces waiting when he is out of power and needs adequate protection on every front.

And by the way, one wonders how the same writer thinks APC will have a clean sweep in the SW. If not for a clear myopic analysis, how has he has overlooked Yorubas and non Yorubas in the SW who will vote for PDP, LP, SDP and NNPP? With the way the election in Osin state went, how does he expect PDP to lose in Osin state, for example? Every politicians will strive to deliver his area in all the parties and that includes those of other parties, aside from APC.
PoliticsRe: Wike Sends Cryptic Message To PDP Set To Join Forces With Tinubu by Cantonese: 2:26pm On Aug 27, 2022
This guy always writes rubbish. He just rubbished himself once again at the end of the article.

Notice that Wike complained about leaders handing over to their children. Among the two candidates, we have putting his children in positions and Tinubu putting his entire family in positions and he himself alledged to profit from the taxation system in Lagos

Unfortunately for this fellow and his failed analysis, he forgot that it would be suicidal for Wike to support PDP in the governorship election (whose candidate is he's) and Tinubu in the presidentisl election holding the same day.

Wike realises the forces waiting when he is out of power and needs adequate protection on every front.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Shuts Down For Peter Obi (Photos) by Cantonese: 2:06pm On Aug 27, 2022
Abdul05:
That place na bus stop ... grin


Majority of those people there were bemused by standers or on Lookers .. grin cheesy


Wondering what was going on .. grin grin grin
No be only bus stop, na Ojodu garage and you be agbero there.
PoliticsRe: Fashola: Debts Incurred Under Buhari Justifiable by Cantonese: 11:28am On Aug 26, 2022
“… Government had been able to deliver more than 1,800 kilometers of roads across the six geo-political zones so far..”

With all the propaganda? 1800km of roads in 7+ years?
CrimeRe: Gunmen Killed 21 Cows In Rivers – Miyetti Allah by Cantonese: 8:49am On Aug 26, 2022
“ …even when our cows destroy crops, we pay for the damages”.

Why would you still move cows to areas where they would always destroy peoples crops? When will these greedy people stop ruining other people’s sources of income, while making billions daily from cows and kidnapping/maiming/killing people?
PoliticsRe: 2023: How Majority Of Rivers State People Will Vote Despite Gov Wike by Cantonese: 8:55pm On Aug 25, 2022
Darren95:
I am from Rivers state and I can tell you that I do not belong to any political party. You can see me hail a party member today and see me castigate him tomorrow if I feel his is not delivering good leadership, justice and development to its people.

2023 Presidential election I can assure you that majority of Rivers people will consider:

1. Region (North or South)

2. Capacity ( Ability to deliver)


1. Region: If anybody tells you that Rivers people will vote for a northerner then just know you are being deceived. Let me tell you, Gov. Wike knows this that is why he is fighting Atiku with boldness!
What will Gov Nyesom Wike tell we Rivers People to vote for another Fulani man after Buhari? Na madness??



2. Capacity: Base on the above, in terms of capacity, the two major presidential candidates from the South is Tinubu and Peter Obi.
The truth is that Rivers people would have love to vote for the Igbos base on the fact that they have not ruled, but we can’t trade capacity to deliver with it is my turn.

Looking at the candidate, Tinubu has more experience and has technocrats around him to deliver better than Peter Obi including judging from their past records as Governors.

Some may want to discredit Tinubu by judging him with age,religion and health status, the truth is that if Tinubu can read clearly, campaign across the 36 states without any health challenge then he can rule Nigeria.

Religion: Past history have not shown any benefits on the state of the country. Things keeps getting worst so let’s try this same religion and I can tell you it will reduce religious bigots and unite Nigerians irrespective of religion or region. These religions were imported, our root unites the black people more as one united people of Africa.

Tinubu will deliver more than Peter Obi

Let’s we Southern Nigeria don’t make the mistake the North made with Buhari.

Yoruba are in full support for restructuring/regional government and let’s support their son who understands the game, the system and experience to bring constitutional amendments and development to Southern Nigeria, the industrial hub of the nation.

Peter Obi na learner, them fit even impeach am, na Jonathan pro max.

But Tinubu na Don 1. Southerners na this kind man we need this time to represent us, we mistake for Jonathan way too cool and you want us to send another small pikin Peter Obi?

Come southerners are one, stop this it’s south east or this turn??!! If it’s south east turn why is it not we Ikwerre people of rivers state turn? We are ijaws (Goodluck Jonathan)? So forget about it is my turn.

Southern Nigeria is one!!!
You no kuku know anything.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Ameachi, Lawan, Other APC Presidential Aspirants To Meet Over Tinubu by Cantonese: 8:52pm On Aug 25, 2022
Everything for Nigeria na association.
Association of governorship candidates
Association of past governorship candidates
Association of past governors
Association of councillorship candidates
Association of past concillors
Association of local government chairmen
Association of past local government chairmen
Association of vegetable sellers
Association of retired headmasters and principals
Association of pepper sellers
Association of brikilas
Etc, etc.
PoliticsRe: Wike, Atiku Meet In London (Pictures) by Cantonese: 8:42pm On Aug 25, 2022
Please show us pictures of Wike and his team with BAT. We have seen Wike and his team with Obi and OBJ.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Gets A Strange Hug From Excited Female Fan (Photos, Video) by Cantonese: 5:57pm On Aug 25, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
What daaaaaaa fuuuckkkkkkkkkkk

The California A master

I can bet my balls he is gonna bang the hell out of that baby girl later
Everytime you dey bet your balls. How many you get? Abeg kuku one day after shinning your eyes well, take your balls bet. Abeg.

If not we go take am bet on your behalf.
PoliticsRe: Nwoko Threatens Legal Action, Demands $40M Compensation From NGF Over Defamation by Cantonese: 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2022
And Ned Nwoko has his facts.
The governors, I think, are trying to be smart. Those who were not there when the man discovered the secret, have come to call him greedy.
Nwoko chooses his fights with facts and hardly loses.
PoliticsRe: By Diverting All Anambra Funds To Fidelity, Obi Secured A Position On Its Board by Cantonese: 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2022
DeepThroater:
Why was he impeached by Anambra state house of Assembly ?

Can you provide the details here for us ?
Don't just jump into matters that you do not know without researching correctly. Also do not label people names without details to back up your claims.

OBJ became the president in 1999 without what has come to be called STRUCTURE. PDP had very strong footing with big names. OBJ depended on the big names, chief among them was Atiku Abubakar. When in 2002 Atiku made an attempt to remove OBJ in the 2003 elections, reality dawned on OBJ that he needed to be his own man.

OBJ after his victory moved to control the structure, party and consolidate his political power. OBJ wanted PDP to retain political power in Anambra state, just like he crushed AD in the SW and set about it using the state HOA, the Ubahs and thuggery.

Obi's impeachment followed series of political games which revealed corruption and thuggery at the heart of the system.

Ngige then of the PDP, lost on the grounds of occupying the post of governor illegally for three years. Ngige had issues with the then godfathers on the same account that he refused to open the state treasury, unlike Mbadinuju before him. Those who impeached him did it in the dark and claimed that they had two third majority. The impeachment was termed illegal and therefore nullified by the appeal court.

Obi was impeached for refusing to inflate the budget of the state. This much was admitted in 2018 by no less a person that the presidential spokesman, Garba Shehu.

Powerplay and greed by OBJ/Andy Ubah & family were at the root of the political crisis in Anambra state between 2000 and 2007. Obi/APGA stood their grounds and controlled the state beyond that year and until this day.
PoliticsRe: APC Distributes Food Items To Residents In Anambra State by Cantonese:
Jagbajantis intete.

Shameless people. They tried it at the last election in Anambra state and failed.

OBIdience is very vital.
PoliticsRe: Fitness And Awareness Walk For PDP In Calabar (photos) by Cantonese: 3:31pm On Aug 25, 2022
bukkysam:
People


Deceived


People

Only God can judge you people




Though i sell quality footwear check my signature for my whatsapp details
Always

Punishing

Citizens

God has already judged your matter and found you guilty of inflicting Nigerians with misery, sorrow, hardship and poverty.

No be only footwear, na trekkingwear.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State University Students Curse Peter Obi by Cantonese: 12:28pm On Aug 25, 2022
drlateef:
Obi cannot do anything. He is a failure. He is an alcoholic who forgets and confabulates his stories. He never achieved any tangible thing in Anambra. That’s why he is silent when it comes to achievements. We will give NIGERIA to a first class economics graduate to lead us. Not a beer parlour businessman.
Now I have confirmed that you not only need Dr. Iguedo’s gokos cleanser but some spiritual help to us. Please stop disgracing yourself. Stop making this level of mockery of yourself.

You will give Nigeria to a first class economics graduate. I hope you are not trying to tell us that your principal is an economics graduate. How many of you are the “we” who will hand over?

By the way, are you out of secondary school yet?
PoliticsRe: Anambra State University Students Curse Peter Obi by Cantonese:
drlateef:
We are more rational and sensible than you. Nobody told us lies about Buhari. Rather we thought that his little past antecedent was enough to prove he was capable. Even close allies believe he has changed completely. That’s human nature. But for us to see a mobster and devil in Peter Obi and not identify and run away from it, that means we are mad. We can’t be mad. We know who Obi is and we must run away from him and the bigots following him.
Nobody told you lies about Buhari? Chai. Bewitched people are not rational in anyway. Their senses are taken away by their slave masters. Check yourself please.

What a fellow! So what do you want to call your present economic experience under Buhari? Why has BAT promised to effect changes where Buhari failed? Why have several APC politicians apologized to Nigerians about their untold lies before and after 2015? Why does Lai Mohammed go about with the toga of a liar? What happened to all the promises that they made to you? Even your likes on this forum now hide their faces in shame.

You thought his past “antecedent”? Where you there? How old were you between 1983 and 1985? We’re you born then? Why not ask elders around you to be very honest with you, if they are students of history?

You call it human nature? Truly bros, you are in trouble. I told you earlier to get Dr. Iguedo’s gokos cleanser to wipe your brain and vision. They have so deceived you and completely bamboozled you. You have been made to believe that Nigeria only revolves around Yorubaland and the north. You have been told that others are you enemies. Na sorry be your name.

Do you know who a mobster is? Why not look at the four top contenders and tell us which of them sponsors and operates with mobsters in the name of agberos?

Let me advise you once again. Obi is not your problem. Your problems arose the day you believed the lies that you were fed with. You believed the wrong persons. You accepted to follow the wrong leaders blindly, not knowing that they were leading you to a bottomless pit.

What we do now is not follow leaders for the sake of ethnicity. We follow leaders who we can hold accountable, irrespective of tribe. We have always loved and followed Osinbanjo because he has always been accountable. If he is on the ballot, he will get my vote.

Please look before you leap. Vote for the person who can secure your community. The person who can make society and life more meaningful to you.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State University Students Curse Peter Obi by Cantonese: 7:44am On Aug 25, 2022
drlateef:
We are returning back your pack of lies. We are showing you that Obi is a scam. We are wiser than you and we can see deception in everything packaged as Obi.
“ We are wiser than you and we can see deception in everything packaged as Obi”. Unfortunately you are completely incapable of seeing deception because you are totally bewitched. It will take you ages of complete brain and vision cleansing using Dr. Iguedo’s gokos cleanser to be normal again.

The reason is that you fell for that trap in 2014 when you believed all the lies that were told to you hook, line and sinker. The same lies were told to you in 2019. On both occasions you principal caused you and your co-sojourners to stand in the sun to vote for baba go slow. The rest is history with the kind of backward life that you lot have inflicted Nigeria with.

Now you have chosen to kuku support the man who resurrected the baba that made hardship and poverty become the lot of most Nigerians. I am glad to inform you that you passed through two stages so far of the hardship. Another vote as a youth to the wrong candidate will guarantee you two more stages of hardship, terminating in 2033. Hopefully you would not by then migrate to Maradi or Congo in search of better life.

The choice to live a better life is presented to you now.

Obi is not your problem. Your problem lies within you.
BusinessRe: DOSCOs’ Takeover, CBN Interventions Averted Banks’ Collapse – Stakeholders by Cantonese: 7:29am On Aug 25, 2022
Thankfully IKEDC and Enugu are not among.

“In what has been described as poor financial performance, Abuja DisCo, Ibadan DisCo, Kano DisCo, Kaduna DisCo and the Benin Electricity Distribution Companies (BEDC) have been at loggerhead with the banks in a move backed by the CBN, Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) and Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE)”
CultureRe: Paramount Ruler Of Iwoland Spotted Clearing Bushes In His Community (Video) by Cantonese: 7:28am On Aug 25, 2022
ransomed:
On the contrary to clearing for community benefits, this man is a well known land grabber. He loves changing ancient Land Marks between IWO and adjourning communities.
He is an oppressor who uses his traditional office to intimidate and oppresse his subjects to forcefully take over their lands.
A credits card fraudster with criminal records overseas .
He was trying to steal another land and the camera clicked.
Ahhhhh.

Be careful with these allegations o.
CultureRe: Paramount Ruler Of Iwoland Spotted Clearing Bushes In His Community (Video) by Cantonese: 7:17am On Aug 25, 2022
Was he originally a farmer? Is it not an abominable act for a king to clear grasses in his domain? I know that too many kings are farm owners anyway.

Did he act under influence because the Jamaican wife said the man dey drink bush. No be me talk am o.

Did he clear grasses for publicity or to allow better grasses to grow for drinking bush.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Probes Pastor For Operating ‘Deliverance’ Centre by Cantonese: 7:07am On Aug 25, 2022
Ok
CrimeRe: We Left Owerri To Rob In Ijebu-Ode – Teen Boys Arrested For Breaking Into Shops by Cantonese: 10:41pm On Aug 24, 2022
After the break in na wire dem see steal @18, 17 and 18 respectively. The one on the left looks very experienced.

They should have been thoroughly beaten by the operatives.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Only Know APC Candidates – Buhari Warns Decamped Party Members by Cantonese: 7:21pm On Aug 24, 2022
How im wan take campaign? The only campaign e suppose to face now na to either Daura or Maradi.

E don do reach. Make e leave us as e do us reach so.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by Cantonese: 7:18pm On Aug 24, 2022
Why do they always fly to Europe, Dubai, USA to hold meetings about pressing issues in their country?

Do those nationals come to Nigeria to discuss their national matters?


OBIdience is very important please.
FoodRe: My Experience Eating Amala At A Popular Eatery In Ibadan by Cantonese: 7:10pm On Aug 24, 2022
Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out
Abeg no vex.

You be MUNTULA!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Embark On Door To Door Sensitization For Peter Obi In Abuja. Photos by Cantonese: 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2022
Okoroawusa:
Efforts in futility just like ENDSARS.... just like Nnamdi Kanu 's IPOB... just like IPOBS 's Monday sit at home...

I am BATified
Continue.

“I am BATified”.

The hardship wey dey wait for you with that your BAT after 2023 no go get cure again.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ivan Sushko, Putin Chief, Killed By Car Bomb by Cantonese: 5:46pm On Aug 24, 2022
Now even Putin will be scared of traveling in cars.

Everybody on alert.

Very soon most Russians will join the trekkers league as APC keep Nigerians so.

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