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CrimeRe: Police Arrest Lady For Blackmailing Peace Mass Transit Ltd (Photo) by Cantonese: 2:33pm On Sep 04, 2020
DEROX:
grin if Its not from the muddy landlocked region then where else?
I know you must be referring to Ogun, Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo, Osun, etc. You get sense well. You find mud and refuse everywhere!
EducationRe: How To Prepare A Lesson Plan by Cantonese: 2:26pm On Sep 04, 2020
RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON.

1. MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


2. TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


3. EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.
"Which school did you graduated from"?
"But as a graduate and in accordance to my graduate..."

May I simply ask you how you managed to graduate from the University of Ibadan with the above badly written English.

Mind yourself o.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Trying To Sleep With Boss' Wife, Beaten (Photos) by Cantonese: 2:15pm On Sep 04, 2020
Vyzz:
What did u wanted her to do?...
If na u, u no go run?..

Anyways, Zimbabweans never fail...
"What did you wanted her to do"? What!!!!!!! Bros did you angrily write this? Why na?
BusinessRe: Alaba International Market, Correcting The Populace Mind And Setting The Record by Cantonese: 6:44pm On Sep 03, 2020
Johnrake69:
This one is medicine after death. As far as there are no punitive measures in place to deal with those dubious miscreants in that market. My best advice is for a new person is to stay away.

Don't attempt to buy Electronics as a new person in the market. You're better off buying from Lawanson or any other market.

I lost #60k in that market. And I swore never to step into that market.

And this is not about tribe. The main guy that scammed me was Haruna then supported by my Igbo brothers. I see it as the culture of the market. The tales from first timers experience in that market has always been horrible. And don't try to blame it on the guys doing osoafia. They are in Idumota and Balogun too. In fact I use them alot. They earn commissions from the stores and each time I make use of any of them I still tip them because they save me alot of time especially when I'm looking for a particular design of wears.

Like I said earlier, fraud is the culture they have adopted in Alaba market as a virtue.

If you have never been to Alaba before to buy Electronics better stay away. You're 99.99% likely to be scammed. So why take that chance?

The same receipt has always been used. Divine Grace Investment. My friend has bought used electronics from Lawanson and got home it didn't work as expected and she returned it and collected her money in full no dragging. But in Alaba, the money you just paid now now, see me see you I haven't touched your electronics is none refundable. Anybody calling that a business is a criminal.
I think you have generalized your comment and it is quite unfair to those who legitimately do their businesses in Alaba international market.

There are big names in the market selling different kinds of goods from electronics to communications, furniture, vehicles and banks.

OP actually hit the nail on the head with some of the happenings in the market, including the thinking of potential buyers.

There are hundreds of traders in the market who actually refund monies to customers. It is quite unfortunate that the bad eggs who hang around have damaged the image of the good people inside the market. Do you want to say that Samsung, Polystar, etc for example, are part of these bad eggs?

Nigerians generally want to cut corners. What seems too good to be true is well loved by our people. If you have an issue with any trader you are free to complain to the task force and surely you will get good judgement.

For those who have never been there. If you want any item please walk into the market and confidently to any shop. Do not allow yourself be guided by an osoafia person. You can walk around the market, ask questions, feel free before you make your decision to pay for any item.

Lastly Alaba market remains the best market of that level and size in the whole of Africa.
CrimeRe: Two Gays Arrested In Jigawa Over Homosexual Act In A Hotel by Cantonese: 1:42am On Sep 03, 2020
huh
WoundedLamb:
What has being intelligent/smart gotten to do with one's sexuality? And how does this singular incidence support your conclusion? Allan Turing, Florence Nightingale, Leonardo Davinci and so many other inventors with celebrated level of intelligence were all gay and that didn't mean anything to you but this particular incidence led you to conclude that gay people are foolish and senseless? How smart of you, straight one; you're indeed very intelligent!
Ah!!!

Abi you follow? cool
WoundedLamb:
What has being intelligent/smart gotten to do with one's sexuality? And how does this singular incidence support your conclusion? Allan Turing, Florence Nightingale, Leonardo Davinci and so many other inventors with celebrated level of intelligence were all gay and that didn't mean anything to you but this particular incidence led you to conclude that gay people are foolish and senseless? How smart of you, straight one; you're indeed very intelligent!
Ah!!!

Abi you follow?
PoliticsRe: PDP Rejects N151 Fuel Price, Slams APC. APC Fires Back by Cantonese: 11:52pm On Sep 02, 2020
They assumed power through lies and propaganda. Their lies and propaganda will remove them from power too.
PoliticsRe: PDP Rejects N151 Fuel Price, Slams APC. APC Fires Back by Cantonese: 11:49pm On Sep 02, 2020
obataokenwa:
I bought 161 this evening. It's a shame we have gotten to this. It's shocking to know Pastors supported this man in 2015 with even fake prophesies that he's Godsent. I hope everyone has seen it that this Pastors into politics are all fake.

A Pastors account was mistakenly credited with 500million and till today everyone believes it as truth. The FCMB director is still walking freely after lying on a national TV in a panel about the whole issue. God have mercy
Why pick on Pastors? Did Alfas and native doctors not support APC in 2015 & 2023? What about you? Did you not support then to take over?

Your head like frog head there.
BusinessRe: Access Bank Reacts To Video Of Man Claiming Data Hack by Cantonese: 8:01am On Sep 02, 2020
iammo:
cool




BVN system has been compromised long time ago

All this mushroom loan apps have access to BVN system



.
Without your pin loan companies or any other cannot take one naira from your account. Have you ever wondered why those useless yahoo boys call to ask you for your pin inspite of telling you your account details? You must guard your PIN/OTP/etc religiously.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Has Already Left Barcelona by Cantonese: 7:55am On Sep 02, 2020
madridguy:
Since both Xavi and Iniesta left Barca the fake GOAT no get him lyrics again grin grin grin
Joyfully, proudly, carefully locate the nearest transformer close to you and give it a loving embrace. We too will look for you with a very dry stick to pluck you out of the sweet embrace of your loving transformer like witlow in the finger!
BusinessRe: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by Cantonese: 7:42am On Sep 02, 2020
You have two options here I think:

1. Get the letter of administration

2. Sue the bank

I think it is safer, simpler, easier and faster to get the letter of administration. The other route (litigation) is costlier, longer, cumbersome, physically/mentally/financially draining.
PoliticsRe: Abia APGA Collapses State Structure Into APC by Cantonese: 7:09am On Sep 02, 2020
When APC was formed we heard that it comprised of ANPP, some of APGA, PDP, CNC, ACN among others. PDP defeated them in Abia state.

Sometimes politicians confuse themselves with over sense. I strongly believe that shortly we will hear dissenting voices. Those who will tell us that they were never a party to that agreement and that APGA still remains. What will happen to APGA when PDP retains their state in 2023? Has APGA been programmed to go into oblivion?

One thing bothers me. If Ikpeazu is performing poorly as is said, what is the assurance that an APC candidate sponsored once again by Orji Uzor Kalu will do better? He introduced Theodore Orji and they fell apart. Orji Uzor left Abia state in a terrible state. His mum was alleged to control the state during his tenure. Now he is eyeing an impossible presidency. How can he do it?

Again will PDP allow APC make any inroads into its territories in the south east? If APC zones its 2023 presidency to the south west won't it be bye bye for them to the south east?
FoodRe: Cheapest peanut coating machine by Cantonese: 6:45am On Sep 02, 2020
pakingzzzzz:
170k
Your best price please.
FoodRe: Cheapest peanut coating machine by Cantonese: 4:09pm On Sep 01, 2020
How much?
FoodRe: Big Goats For Sale. by Cantonese: 4:07pm On Sep 01, 2020
How can we get one in Lagos?
BusinessRe: Adama Indimi And Husband, Malik Ado-Ibrahim Pre-Wedding Photos by Cantonese: 9:39pm On Aug 31, 2020
If na poor man take those pictures for Kano dem no go don take Hisbah arrest am?

Good thing only good for dem dem!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Traders In Ghana: We Paid $1m Levy Yet Our Shops Were Shut by Cantonese: 9:32pm On Aug 31, 2020
NkemChukwudi:
Look at the assembled Igbo men and point to any that has seen $1m in their life.

Liars!
Olodo!

Is $115.7B written on the face of Bill Gates?
Is $200B written on the face of Jeff Bezos?
Is $105B written on the face of Mark Zukerberg?

See your face like Oshiomole's face.

Muntula!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Traders In Ghana: We Paid $1m Levy Yet Our Shops Were Shut by Cantonese: 9:28pm On Aug 31, 2020
EastGold:
They ought to flog these traders.

$1m will do a lot in Nigeria business environment
So easy to say. Go and flog them if you can.

Did they make the $1m in Nigeria? If it was so easy in Nigeria who would ever travel out? I'm sure if given the opportunity you run and never return.
PoliticsRe: Edo Residents Watch Oshiomhole's Campaign Against Ize Iyamu On Billboard by Cantonese: 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2020
techmo:
cool


Benin people watch MOU Governor waste their taxpayers money on meaningless childish billboard advert

After employing 1000 special assistant on social media with millions in salary this is the best they can come up with

If this Dumb Obaseki had used that money and screen advert to show Arsenal vs Liverpool community Shield match, BBNAIJA, Mia Khalifa or WWE wrestling match, boys for vote for am




.
Chai na so e pain you reach? Exposing the already known. Abeg no vex too much you hear. Additional four years for Obaseki + senate (retirement seat) join after!
PoliticsRe: "You Have Done Worse To Us" - Ghana Info Minister Replies Lai Mohammed by Cantonese: 7:23am On Aug 31, 2020
Coldie:
going after their citizens should come last, to reduce the number of nigerians in ghana, fg shoul stop nigerians from schooling their. Thats the major thing their country benefits from our citizens as ghana has been a tertiary education hub to nigerians thereby adding to their economy.

Nigerian students alone spend over #30bn studying in ghana, not to talk of tourists from nigeria.

What exactly does ghanians contribute to our economy?
Prostitutes and ewa agoin!
PoliticsRe: Iliyasu Gadu: FFK, The Drug Addled Thug In Designer Wears by Cantonese: 7:11am On Aug 31, 2020
gangstarmonk:
FFK might have done wrong by insulting the journalist, yes.

But, AnonPoet, you're yet to create a thread on the verbally abusive El Rufai and his son.

I'm yet to see a post made by you, AnonPoet, condemning the killings in southern kaduna talk more of the killer Armed forces in Enugu.

Where is your Condemnation on the bullion van drug lord?

where is your condemnation on the corruption in this govt?

Behave yourself OP!
May I just ask who Ilyasu Gadu is? Is he a political office holder or a lawyer? I never heard that name.

He seemed to have found an opportunity to take a swipe at FFK which he never found before. He sounded quite bitter and jealous of FFK. His comments have no relationship with the issue between FFK and the journalist. The man just sounded like an opportunist.
Christianity EtcRe: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by Cantonese: 12:55pm On Aug 30, 2020
Sanchez01:
I do. I have over 5 commentaries on my study desk as a matter of fact.

1 Corinthians 7:1-2 (NIV)



THE PURPOSE OF MARRIAGE IS NOT TO CURB ADULTERY OR FORNICATION. God wills it for companionship and mutual friendship. This is totally in contrast with what Paul admonished.

According to Paul, as long as you can control your flesh and you are not given to lust, IT IS BETTER NOT TO MARRY. O wrong.

Read God's perspective on marriage and put it up against Paul's. Please use popular commentaries, including Adam Clarke's.
Haba! I think your comments are either erronous or deliberate falsehood.

Look at that same1 Cor 7: 1-2 (NIV) again and tell me where says "marry" in vv1. KJV which I now quote too, just like other versions use similar words "now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman".

Here in 1 Cor 7:1-2 Paul addresses one of the questions written to him by the Corinths, just like 7:25; 8:1; 12;1; 16:1; 16:12. Other versions aside from KJV & NKJV use the words "sexual relations" instead of "touch" and NOT "marry".

Please if you are a Christian always endeavour to read your bible very clearly for better understanding.

Paul only counsels in 1 Cor 7: 7 - 9 to those who cannot contain their flesh to get married. The reason for this is to avoid the sins of fornication and adultery.

Please open your bible to Genesis 1:28 "God blessed them and God said unto them, Be fruitful and multiply, replenish the earth and subdue it: and have dominion, etc..". That's God giving man authority. For man to multiply and fulfil this order, man needs a woman and so you"ll find in Genesis 1:27 "male and female made he them". Also look at Genesis 2: 18 and Genesis 2: 22 - 25. In Gen 2:25 it says "and they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed". The words man and his wife are found there. Marriage was ordained for:

1. Procreation
2. Sexual pleasure of the couple as highlighted by Paul in 1 Cor 7. Not for singles.

If the purpose of marriage is not to curb fornication and adultery, then what is it for?
Paul clearly advises everyone to steer clear of the sins of fornication and adultery by doing the right thing, i.e, marry.

Please read your bible thoroughly. Do not allow yourself to me misled or you mislead other people by the above total falsehood.


Cheers.
Christianity EtcRe: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by Cantonese: 9:55am On Aug 30, 2020
Sanchez01:
Even Apostle Paul is unqualified. He was the same person who advised against marrying as against God's instruction in Genesis.

I don't want to start a controversy but the Apostles are part of the problem of today's Christians. Most of the counsels they gave were from their heads and they were included in the Scripture. They confirmed it on several occasions that they were the one's speaking and not the Holy Spirit.
Truth is, the reverend father practice started with the Apostles and negates the instruction of God concerning marriage, procreation and mandate.
Ha! Do you read your bible very well? I hope you are not mistaking Paul advise against adultery and fornication as "advise against marrying"?
Christianity EtcRe: Is A Reverend Father Qualified To Give Advice On Marital Crisis? by Cantonese: 9:51am On Aug 30, 2020
Kiddo01:
I've been thinking about this and so I decided to bring it here.

A friend of mine has been having issues with his wife for some time now. He said that the Parish Priest has advised both of them but without positive result.

But I keep wondering, is it that both parties do not want to settle their differences or is the reverend father actually giving the needed council? Is the reverend father who has not married before qualified to give advice on marital crisis? What do you think
That is part of his calling, ministry and training. Reverend fathers are more than qualified to counsel in marriage matters. Couples who have issues meet them abd have their issues sorted out. Now when has counselled, the lot falls on the counsellees to follow up.

For marriages to work, both parties must be up and doing. If both parties fail even after Godly counsel, then they have themselves to blame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool : Community Shield 5 - 4 On Penalties On 29th August 2020 by Cantonese: 7:54am On Aug 30, 2020
invinzible1:
Hahahaha......lol...... Delusional fan
Hahaha hahahaha Abeg shift Arsenal na club
We no be club. Some na night club. But we be FOOTBALL CLUB. You see the difference? We are the Gunners!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool : Community Shield 5 - 4 On Penalties On 29th August 2020 by Cantonese: 7:20pm On Aug 29, 2020
invinzible1:
Truth is bitter..... Lol delusional fan...... Quote me after 5 league games, let see if Arsenal will be doing better than Liverpool.... Hahahaha
Chai. Na so e pain you reach? Come collect small something for my hand for peppersoup and shack. E go let your mind accept say na we dey happen now. We are the Gunners!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool : Community Shield 5 - 4 On Penalties On 29th August 2020 by Cantonese: 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2020
Na so we dey.do. We are the Gunners!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Odi Okojie Holds Road Show In Uromi To Drum Up Support For Ize-Iyamu by Cantonese: 7:04pm On Aug 29, 2020
garfield1:
You lie.obaseki campaigns in selected wards.in a LGA with 12 wards,he divides them in to 3 or 4 and combines then in one location while pastor visits the wards one by one
Truly a lot of you on Nairaland live on fantasy Island. Why do you listen to comments without proper verification. Some like you claimed that Obaseki/PDP were not campaigning at all.

For you information Obaseki went ward for ward campaigning and commissioning projects in the entire 68 wards of Edo north.
He has commenced the same ward to ward in the south. He will cover all wards in the south. Ize Iyamu seeing the disadvantage of campaigning in the local governments only changed his strategy a few days ago. Now he has started ward to ward.

However Ize-Iyamu/APC choose to do it, the wish of the whole people of Edo state is for Obaseki to continue and lead them to the land of promise.
CrimeRe: 38-Year-Old Dad Defiles 4-Year-Old Daughter In Uyo, Cut Her Vagina With Scissors by Cantonese: 6:44pm On Aug 29, 2020
Eriokanmi:
Bizarre shocked
That woman needs to be thoroughly examined. She knew has husband's evil activities since the girl was one. If she reported long ago the girl would not have had her life destroyed by her father.

As for the man hopefully a very sharp pair of scissors should be used to decapitate his penis and testicles.
SportsRe: Community Shield: Arsenal vs Liverpool by Cantonese: 6:36pm On Aug 29, 2020
Na so we dey do. We are the Gunners!!!!!!

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