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Politics / Re: INEC Agrees To Extend Voter Registration By 60 days by CapitalBank: 1:12pm On Jun 22, 2022
Slynation:
Lol...well I trust Nigerians naw!! That's how they will also relax until September 25th, then they will start the rush hour again to meet up September 30th deadline...!!
They will not. INEC should also make sure there are enough machines across the country to help with the voter registration surges.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Invested N1.96 Billion And The Value Now Is N2.24 Billion (picture) by CapitalBank: 11:17am On Jun 22, 2022
cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Mass Exodus Hits APC In Katsina, Sokoto, Bauchi by CapitalBank: 11:25am On Jun 21, 2022
Sergio101:
grin grin

Well more reason am always upset towards the South East politicians.

You all claim it's your turn, and as luck may have it...one of your brother is coming out for the office of presidency.

Why not simply defect from whatever party you are and support your brother to realize the seeming mirage of "it's our turn"?.

But Nah!!!
They are all pledging support to their respective Old party like it's a cult affair.

UMAHI....APC
UZODINMMA...
UGWUANYI....PDP
IKPEAZỤ.

North doesn't waste time in anything Brotherhood, and that's why they keep beating us all

You have said it all. The North does not play party affiliation... they don't belong to any party.
Crime / Re: Elephant Kills Indian Woman And Returns To Her Funeral To Attack Her Corpse by CapitalBank: 10:57am On Jun 20, 2022
Ebubu4:
especially when she/he was a baby, maybe the woman attacked.
yup
Crime / Re: Elephant Kills Indian Woman And Returns To Her Funeral To Attack Her Corpse by CapitalBank: 9:40am On Jun 20, 2022
Juicie2u:
an elephant never forget but this is so weird
she probably did something to that elephant... I read somewhere that elephants actually have a higher than normal emotional intelligence for an animal.

something is definitely wrong. unfortunately, animals don't talk...

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Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by CapitalBank: 5:55pm On Jun 19, 2022
Privatepart00:
Last time a girl slept over in my place , she became angry I wasn’t giving her attention as I used to . She was saying if I knew I don’t want her why allow her come around.

So confused gender(some)
Girl actually wanted me to make move for sex towards her . But I ignored and was busy reading a book with full concentration.
Told her if you want me , make the move stop waiting for me to do so , because I am not doing so.
That’s when she undressed and started kissing me . I was just laughing inside my heart .
Cc : CapitalBank
cheesy you bad oo
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by CapitalBank: 5:54pm On Jun 19, 2022
Privatepart00:


Quit communicating with her , is the manipulation tricks she playing . She will still come around by herself.

I know a girl once got angry with me back then in University days , that she slept over and I didn’t make a move towards her . She had to fake been sick for me to visit her hostel , she then said she’s missing me and used that to draw my attention to her.

Cc : CapitalBank

I was shocked. Like damn shocked. Not like my game is bad in that department...
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by CapitalBank: 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2022
IyaTola:
Boy there is nothing to resolve.
The first visit is usually an INTERVIEW, if you get a call back, you PASSED. Move on, your sex game is wacked
read my follow up... No b sex game matter.

The same person u say him sex game wack get another girl wey no Wan let am go for same thing for more months now. If I call that one right now, she will turn up anywhere.

I doubt it's cos of that.
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by CapitalBank: 4:56pm On Jun 19, 2022
Konjiboii:



Lol did she ask you "what are we" after the fvck? Perhaps you no tear her vulva reach and she's disappointed
I don't think she is disappointed in that sense bros... Cos I no b that kind guy. I know one babe wey no gree leave me cos of same thing. So I can't say it's because of that. I no be quick fire guy but slow and steady.

She was just feeling embarrassed and that she felt used (her main words)

Mind you, she get another guy wey she no sure of again as things don go silent between them.

My thought is she is feeling guilty in a way...

Na how to resolve the issue now I dey think.
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Guys Like This Nowadays? by CapitalBank: 4:30pm On Jun 19, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Ladies tho. See what she is capping!

If the guy had rushed her and taking her clothes off, she would have been saying 'Daniel, stop na, i dont want sex o' but will still stylishly open her thighs to give him the coochie to fvck!

The next morning, she will say 'Daniel, now dat you forced urself on me, hope you are happy?

Very funny and manipulative gender!

Bro, this thing happened to me. I don sex chat this babe tire, we talk all things and all and even about starting a relationship.

We met and I did it with her. She got angry and have been avoiding me since...

I became confused. Meanwhile, she didn't resist me o. She didn't complain until she left. She doesn't want to talk to me and say I should leave her alone.

How do I resolve this issue?

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Phones / Re: MTN Poor Network: My MTN Internet Only Works 12AM--9AM by CapitalBank: 1:21pm On May 31, 2022
warrenweste:


And how fast has it been?
IT is far better than when I depended on my phone for wifi. Only downside is that when it rains some times, network slows down a bit but picks up later.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by CapitalBank: 8:57am On May 20, 2022
James39:
sales report

Waco Probate Lawyer// com
Hold time: 2month+
Price $75
7.5% commission
Net proceeds $69+
Venue: SH
According to SH, I am not suppose to receive anything from the sale of this name, because the Commission was $300 which was not up to the price the name sold for, but they had to remove re-target marketings after talking to their support.

Tucson Massage Spa // com
Hold time 6 months+
Price $500
Commission: $300
Net proceeds: $200
Venue: SH

Re-target marketings on this name is caused the of the high Commission. Although it was my fault. I activated it.


These sales were all outbound.
We move...

More sales to us all
You just wasted your energy... why would list such domains on SH? Chai! Sorry.
Politics / Re: Actor & Musician, King Zealot Arrested, Paraded As ESN Operative (Pictures) by CapitalBank: 8:37am On May 20, 2022
Zonefree:

Tomorrow may be your turn and we'll be saying same thing you just said now. Be careful how spew your bile
Don't blame him. Everybody is angry right now.
Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by CapitalBank: 7:06am On May 20, 2022
Adewale1603:
what's the model of that laptop ? it might not support windows 11, hence no webcam driver available for it.
Apparently, the guy that changed my laptop case damaged the camera in the process of changing the case... all is working fine now.

Thanks.

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Phones / Re: Twitter: I Don't Believe Any Permanent Ban Is Right - Jack by CapitalBank: 1:15pm On Apr 30, 2022
jeff1607:



No vex , how can I make money ? I have data and I have phone.

https://www.nairaland.com/3430037/what-make-money-online
Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by CapitalBank: 9:13am On Apr 30, 2022
Please come to my aid o. I upgraded my laptop to windows 11 recently and I just found out yesterday that the camera not working anymore. I did all the checks as seen via Google search and still not working, As a matter of fact, the Camera is not showing up in Device Manager.
Phones / Re: Twitter: I Don't Believe Any Permanent Ban Is Right - Jack by CapitalBank: 10:05pm On Apr 29, 2022
Holysuck:
Make person pls help me send ₦200 ,to withdraw my last 500h .
Make i use am chop food cos of hunger
02. .76 .232 .889
G t ba nk
creating different account to do this is shameful. have some shame. U have money for data, you have money to use a phone to browse... use that data to research for ways to make money and stop embarrasing yourself on a public forum.

If I want to wicked you now, I will just get your name from that bank account and paste it here. Do you have some shame at all and why are you being so silly doing this everyday on nairaland?

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NYSC / Re: I Don't Want To Serve NYSC, How Do I Exempt Myself? by CapitalBank: 5:33pm On Apr 28, 2022
isaiah4life:
His shooting himself with a gun. If you know Nigeria well, getting an Nysc certificate is key. If you think it's nothing, ask Kemi. She will explain better.

Forget Exemption and get the certificate. Save yourself of premium tears in the future.
na wokeness dey worry am.. leave am lol
Phones / Re: MTN Poor Network: My MTN Internet Only Works 12AM--9AM by CapitalBank: 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2022
obyrich:
Yes. Go to any MTN connect store or dealership point and request for HyNet flex.
Thanks, I have bought it. It cost 25k. Though the MTN office I went to does not have but I bought from a big phone dealer at same price as MTN stated.

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Politics / Re: Storm Over Plot To Draft Jonathan As APC Flag-Bearer - Vanguard by CapitalBank: 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2022
PointZerom:
grin

They'll not give GEJ any ticket, APC wants to weaken PDP more ahead of 2023.
Why is GEJ quiet about it if he is not in the plan?
Phones / Re: MTN Poor Network: My MTN Internet Only Works 12AM--9AM by CapitalBank: 12:38am On Apr 27, 2022
ITbomb:
Then adjust your waking hours and lifestyle accordingly.

NEXT!!!
Oga ITBomb from the days of 190 and SexKillz.. lmaoooooooooooo grin grin grin grin I greet you sir.

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Phones / Re: MTN Poor Network: My MTN Internet Only Works 12AM--9AM by CapitalBank: 12:37am On Apr 27, 2022
obyrich:
Yes. Get a 4G device. You are suffering from congestion due to network capacity utilisation issues on the 3G. Which state do you have this issue?
Ogun. I do not intend to buy a phone now as I have some apartment fixes going at my house. Will using a 4G MiFi router like MTN solve this issue for me? As you can see, it is past 12am now and the network seems to be good...

Thanks for commenting. I am grateful...
Phones / MTN Poor Network: My MTN Internet Only Works 12AM--9AM by CapitalBank: 12:00am On Apr 27, 2022
Hello,

For almost a year now, I have been battling with poort MTN network. It would be good from 12am to 9am and anything past that is slower than snail.

I struggle hard to load any pages.

Someone suggested that I should get a 4G device, either phone or Mifi router and that it be good.

I checked my current phone which I used to browse on my laptop and I discovered that its max reach is 3G.

Does anyone here ever experienced this sort of problem? Will getting the 4G device help?
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 16th, 17th & 18th Of May 2022 Sit-At-Home In South East by CapitalBank: 10:53am On Apr 26, 2022
Mazisimonekpa:
Sabo
YOUR PAPA, MAMA, SISTER AND BROTHER BE SABO... E NO GO BETTER FOR EVEN YOUR GRAND FATHER WEY BORN UR BABA AND MAMA...
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 16th, 17th & 18th Of May 2022 Sit-At-Home In South East by CapitalBank: 10:48am On Apr 26, 2022
Mazisimonekpa:
efulefu
your father, mother, sisters if you have one, and brother are efulefu and bastards!
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares 16th, 17th & 18th Of May 2022 Sit-At-Home In South East by CapitalBank: 8:56am On Apr 26, 2022
Mazisimonekpa:
Efulefu this is Anambra today

Mazi Simon Ekpa from Finland
Idiot.. show us Ebonyi or Abia... You bastard will not focus on the states you came from... but you are so fixated on Anambra. na Devil go bend your neck wherever you are.
Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed, Saraki Are PDP Northern Consensus Presidential Candidates by CapitalBank: 9:15pm On Apr 22, 2022
Jostoman:
The two of them are good
All PDP candidates are good materials..

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Health / Re: I’m Pregnant With A Sickle Cell Baby - Help by CapitalBank: 6:03pm On Apr 22, 2022
Djriri:
My partner and I are aware of our genotype situation both of us carry AS gene we both have a child together my first daughter who is AS genotype PRAISE THE LORD.

After finding out that I am also AS my partner after the birth of my daughter has told me he didn’t want to continue having children with me and would rather we both raise the child and get new partners. we want to let that connection go and 1 year later currently I’m pregnant with a baby boy who is now carrying the SS gene.

My partner has moved out of house ,, Paid me money to abort the baby and he went to start a new life far from me and the baby. I’m not sure if I should use the money abort the child and start my life or keep the child and pray for Gods forgiveness!!!!

HELPPPP ME
You are selfish.... Do you know the kind of pain such kids go through? Why subject a human to such unbearable pain because of your own selfish desires and emotions.

Why? this where simple logic should have trump over emotions. I don't know why you guys keep doing this all in the name of love...

Kids with sickle cell suffer pain, so much pains.

Please if you are reading this and in a relationship that will birth a sickle cell child, kindly abort that mission and move on to someone else.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Deadly Canadian Sniper "Wali" Reappears, Blasts Russian Propaganda That He Died by CapitalBank: 6:09pm On Mar 24, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


he must be seriously injured or already dead, as the pic posted is nowhere near Ukraine!
Bros, that is a video up there na abi una no see video ni?
Politics / Re: My Candid Advice To Nairaland Igbos And Nairalanders In General by CapitalBank: 2:58am On Mar 23, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
DEAREST NAIRALANDERS AND IGBOS,

I've noticed that whenever a mischievous Nairalander wants to catch a cruise on Nairaland, he hides under 'Ipob' as a camouflage, to bash the Igbos, he says negative things, and uses every vulgar words against the Easterners to call their attention,
but do you know what? they usually succeed in getting the desired attention they crave for.

Dear Igbos and Nairalanders, please not every comment you see on here that you will reply, not every Moniker that's worth quoting, please and please, stop letting every Tom, Dick and Harry take you guys on a ride. That's one quality I admires about Nairalanders of Hausa/Northern extraction, they've got A1 in starving troublesome Nairalanders of the attention they crave for, because they(Hausas) know it's not worth it. please let the Igbos of Nairaland and other Nairalanders emulate this great quality.

Not every comment from naughty Monikers that you will waste your time to reply.
left for me, Monikers like leodeking/simplyLeo(this guy succeeded in making the greatest Nairaland Igbos fall for his gimmick and had taken them for a long ride on here), amaaiga, cherrybae and other host of badly behaved Nairalanders will starve to death if attention is food.
Yes, I do see and read their comments, but do you know what I do? I ignore and jump to other interesting topics or comments.
please, let us all learn to ignore comments from these cheeky Monikers (whose sole aim is to cause trouble between tribes, between brothers) when necessary, irrespective of tribe, and sadly, most of these invidious individuals behind these Monikers are not from the tribe they claim to hail from in real life but give a false impression (example is an Igbo man claiming Yoruba online and vice versa) to cause trouble, but it baffles me how Nairalanders( supposed graduates and technocrats) fall for this outdated 14th century gimmick.

from henceforth, I will be monitoring and will consider any Nairalander that engages these injurious Monikers especially that loedeking or whatever his Moniker is, NgeneUkwenu, OyiboUpdate, Benuejosh etc, as braindead.
I don't know how best to say this, but at this juncture, I will be downing my pen �️�️�️.

Yours truly
Damnnniggarr.

Cc
Mynd44
Dominique
Seun
lalasticlala Oam4j

You guys should take note

What you just pointed out is nobody's fault but the same Igbos you are advicing. Igbos have the weakest link in Southern Nigeria.

I am an Igbo guy and I have created a thread like this before in the past but when I looked at it, I realized that it is actually Igbos that caused it.

Mimicking igbos online is VERY EASY... why? The Igbo man is lousy, talks too much and brag too much. The mouth runs faster than his brain. This is why most people can clip the wings of Igbos politically without much efforts.

No amount of advice will change this because this thing comes with GENE/ DNA.

The North on the other hand gets away with a lot because you can HARLY predict their next move as they don't even talk much. Watch how some will attack me after reading this

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