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Politics / Re: VAT: Lagos Applies To Join Rivers As Respondents In FIRS Appeal by CapitalBank: 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2021
garfield1:


How will osun and ekiti do
They will find a way.. Trust me. They will.
Career / Re: The Privileged #nairalife Of An Investment Banker With Multiple Side Businesses by CapitalBank: 8:29am On Aug 20, 2021
dettolgel:


Of course it is just a blog. Bros you need dey Street to understand format.

Soon greedy people will fish out the blog start asking for contact because they want the dude to invest for them.

Oga men dey Street dey run this package shine your eyes.
I think you should visit Zikoko.com and see.
Politics / Re: Court Refuses To Restrain NPF, AGF From Arresting, Extraditing DCP Abba Kyari by CapitalBank: 6:07am On Aug 20, 2021
Passionate888:
Just like Jack Bauer was kidnapped by the Chinese on American soil and taken to a Chinese super max prison, beaten but he never divulged any information to the enemies, so also should Abba Kyari be treated. But I know Abba Kyari will sing more than that canary bird called hush grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: The Privileged #nairalife Of An Investment Banker With Multiple Side Businesses by CapitalBank: 10:16pm On Aug 19, 2021
dettolgel:
Na so one onion lady take start ooh.

She posted pictures of her various trip and the profits from her trades. Infact she was very popular then on NL ( I can't quite remember her monika).

Before you know it several people on NL started sending her millions to invest for them.

One morning like that the lady disappeared with their money uptill today.

No be today people begin run street for nairaland ooh. We know their antics, if the op is serious he can send it to his siblings and direct family members first. Once they all become bilionnaire genuine news media houses will pick the story and air it for us. You cant hide such success for long, the news will fine you.

I am just saying you people should be wise ooh.
lol...Nigerians like mixing experiences wrongly sha... I don't know why.

Bros, this is just a blog that someone copy and brought to nairaland to share.


I know the onion story sha
Foreign Affairs / Re: IMF stops funds to Afghanistan, reserves blocked from Taliban by CapitalBank: 12:24pm On Aug 19, 2021
Bizibi:
I think it is good there is no money left for those barbarians to control. I just imagine Taliban having access to 164 million dollars,they will come out and say they want to be a nuclear power.....
That country will sell Opium to raise as much as they can lol...
Programming / Re: Why Leaving Nigeria Must Be Your Utmost Priority As A Programmer by CapitalBank: 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2021
PeaceJoyLove:


We really need to discuss. Bro, relax.

I sympathize with you and all. I feel same too. Nigeria is becoming harder, no doubt. But....hmmmmm!

Personally, I have a problem with the kinds of techs around. Some of them are used to launder money and we know this is true.

Also, all these investment techs...they are thieves. Really, I need to look into these new cases. Imagine some of these starts up, they start with something, and before you know it....they start promoting different investments which at the end are rubbish. I can count many of them just opening real estate and agro investments which are the top tools for scamming fo olish Nigerians. And they contract them out to illiterates in bushes. Many of them have squandered millions. Meanwhile, if they used all in the said businesses, fine...but they dont. They divert the money for their own enjoyment. If they use it for something tangible...fine...but they buy luxurious cars and you start seeing pictures on Instagram pages testifying to the goodness of God meanwhile, businesses are failing. Annoying part is they pay tithes from investment funds. Meaning they had made profit already... grin And they dont even protect themselves from been liable to paying back debts. Let's get it straight and not just blame government for everything.

We are the reasons forex and why govt releases terrible policies. Govt banned BDC, people cried they are not good. Meanwhile, it will have positive effect on someone like you. Yet, people who arent driving our economic positively are the ones always having upper hands.

Well, in a way...hmmm I see Nigeria going the Afghanistan route., but I keep praying against it. And the whole world knows if this happen, the whole of WEST africa is in trouble. Bro, rather than this to happen, the south will break. And if this happens, I swear, north will suffer. Is it Niger or the upper part that are able to team up with the north and flourish? But if the south breaks, just look at our partners - Benin, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, etc. So, this thing is not only about govt only.

Corruption is what finished Afghanistan. Imagine the president there right under the nose of the Americans....according to Russians ran away with cars loaded with money and the chopper he used too was loaded. Just imagine this. It means the man had money at home anytime ready to take off. Corruption is the main issue.

So, look at the fintechs people are creating...invest this...invest that...bla bla bla. And cos they know about crypto, fx, etc...politicians use them to move out stolen loots too. Let us not close our eyes to these issues.

If you read me well, my stuff are towards making Nigeria better. There are start ups we can do. I still know we can do it.

Yes, I agree with you...anyone who wants to jakpa should. There is no thinking about it. Just Jakpa. But we can still save Nigeria.

I stopped reading when you mentioned tech fraud...

I am sorry, but you belong to the set of Nigerians who mix ponzi scheme with Crypto just because some ponzi used BTC to receive money. There is a difference between a website telling u pay 20k and recieve 100k. Those are not tech companies please and you should know that,

if you don't know something, ask because you are accusing people wrongly.

ALL THESE GUYS ARE FUNDED THROUGH FOREIGN COMPANIES. The money they use to establish these things are not theirs and the investors have stakes up to 70% in the company.

You are simply ignorant of how the sector works and it shameful tha you do it with so much confidence. get some education please.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tstv Acquires Mytv by CapitalBank: 6:01pm On Aug 17, 2021
The5DME:
They're buying up another company, when they're yet to break into the market? Who the hell is the CEO of this company?
lol.. they are already in the market and a few houses in my neighbourhood have it.

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Family / Re: Help, My Fianceé Masturbates by CapitalBank: 3:26pm On Aug 16, 2021
Truvelisback:
1. Tell her to get a job or get a job 4 her. 2. Telling her to stop masturbation may be difficult, perhaps, her libido is high and her desire to av sex may also be the reason 4 her masturbation. With time she will stop masturbation. Even though i am not in support of masturbation but it's still better than sleeping around.
You can't give what you do not have trust me. She won't get a job
Family / Re: Help, My Fianceé Masturbates by CapitalBank: 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2021
wyt:


for sure man. she was able to open up to me cos she sort of find a friend in me, but she is generally supportive
what kind of mother do you want for your kids? The problem I see most Nigerians make is the inability to really select a good mother for their kids. Marriage goes beyond sex and trust me, if you want a good mother for your kids, that girl does not fit it.

she already has the mentality of selling herself and she will never stop. God help you that you fail to meet up financially and that is when you will know what you got yourself into.

I don't know what is wrong with a lot of Nigerian men of these days sha... but I sure know I cant marry some ladies NO MATTER HOW GORGEOUS she may look. And trust me when I say gorgeous, I know really pretty women. However, such women without substance will NEVER come into home as a wife. Highest she will get is bang and I am gone.

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Politics / Re: Igboho’s Asylum: Why Obasanjo, Ooni, Olubadan, Others Intervened - Afenifere by CapitalBank: 5:52am On Aug 09, 2021
Elzakzaky:
The same Ooni that Igboho was raining insults on is the same person working to get a soft landing for him. Where is the Alaafin that Igboho was praising to the heavens?


he apologized. I am an Igbo guy but know when not to attack your own no matter their wrong doing especially when the North protect their own, no matter their wrong.

Igboho should be protected.

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Am Trying To Date Is Fickle-Minded! Please Help by CapitalBank: 11:18am On Aug 08, 2021
Omicron007:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,
There's this girl I really like. She's my spec and we just clicked and became good friends.
I actually met her at an event and we exchanged numbers.
I did all the necessary follow ups and we connected.
We have gone swimming, outings and I have invited her over to my place like three times.
We have great conversations, kisses and all that, but no sex.

She called me recently and told me I need to leave her alone because she is Fickle minded.

I went through the internet to research more about fickle minded people.

According to vocabulary.com, People who are fickle change their minds so much you can't rely on them. If your best friend suddenly decides that she doesn't like you one week, and then the next week she wants to hang out again, she's being fickle.
Fickle comes from the Old English word ficol, for deceitful. We usually use fickle to talk about people, but it can also be used for abstract things that alternately favor you and abuse you, like the weather. If you win the lottery and then lose everything else in the world that's important to you, fate is being fickle.



I am now confused. Should I persuade her because I want her to be my girlfriend.
I am not a Simp and I don't want to be all around her if she is truly fickle minded.

Help a bro.
Your comments are highly anticipated.

©Omicron007

She was just telling you not to take her serious. She is in for fun and nothing else.

Turn her into a furk tool while living your life. Lower your expectations about her and search for other girls.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 6 Sudan Officers Sentenced To Death For Killing Protesters by CapitalBank: 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2021
sexyking1:
Even Sudan knows the rule of law! In Nigeria, those officers will be celebrating their new ranks by now.
Sudan has been divided into two countries--North and South. This sentence is a precipitation of that division to restore peace.

I learned that Northern Sudan threw away their SHARIA after the division.
Sports / Re: Sunday Dare Paid Enekwechi $1000 To Delete Video Of Him Washing Jersey - Adeleye by CapitalBank: 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2021
pocohantas:
Shebi na that Enekwechi sister talk say Naija women get potbelly without giving birth? tongue

E still no win. Took 12th or so. Naija witches came through. Courtesy; his sister.

grin



I swear. She go even popular pass the brother wey be athlete. cheesy

It doesn't matter if he won or not. He got to the final and that a plus lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by CapitalBank: 5:20pm On Aug 05, 2021
EkpoTony:



I swear I’m not even making it up. I lost more than 50 million, I’m 26 now though.. but I have a friend who’s in the other 3%.
it is normal. Every person that strive and hustle as a go getter has to go through that baptism of Fire as a phase just as every man needs his heart broken by a woman at one point in their life too.

I lost mine several years ago and I can tell you that I haven't been able to come close, not because I can't but because the goal is now to build generational wealth...

It is furking hard to make back that million when you lost it because the dynamics that gave that first millions has changed and often times no longer exists.

Now, I am just focusing on sealing my first offline deal, patiently and from there I will shoot stars at rocket speed so much that people will be a shocked by how rapid changes happened. What they won't know is that I had it all planned all the while like I wasn't doing anything.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by CapitalBank: 5:09pm On Aug 05, 2021
Joelobioha:
I would have said something but ill reserve my comments..
bros, leave that guy, Na strategy...

DM should be close or over 100 by now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by CapitalBank: 2:43pm On Aug 05, 2021
Juliusmalema2:
I made my first 30 million at age 17.
how did you do it, and what did you sell to bring in such?
Sports / Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by CapitalBank: 12:43pm On Aug 05, 2021
fernandoc:
I hope those careless words doesn't come to haunt her in the future.
how... If I was filty rich, I would have found her and send her money for a job well done and for school idiotic Nigeria with their busy body and never minding their business... They hate seeing Nigerian men marrying Whites.

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Politics / Re: Hushpuppi’s Saga: No Formal Report On Abba Kyari With Us, Says PSC by CapitalBank: 11:53pm On Aug 02, 2021
Rubbiish:

@bold they can't move him!
His offence doesn't warrant such!
This is just sentiment playing out.
Hushpuppi is a fraudster, kyari is not a fraudster! There is no where in the FBI report stating he connived with hushpuppi to dupe someone. He was only Contacted for a deal gone wrong & we see this happen a lot. People use force men to treat people's fvck up if a deal has gone wrong & that is where his abuse of office comes in & it is punishable by the Nigeria police force, they employed him, not FBI. Abba kyari did not dupe any foreigner, if hushpuppi has decided to give him a treat, that doesn't make him an accomplice! He is just as same as all the prostitutes hushpuppi has slept with & given treat, does that make them accomplice? Sentiment is just what is playing out here! His offence doesn't warrant extradition!

You don't know the depth of what is happening.

As it stands, Kyari and others are part of the gang.

This matter is not going anywhere so soon. It will backfire if it is resisted.

American citizens money was stolen and that is the reason for the extradition of Hush.

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Politics / Re: Hushpuppi’s Saga: No Formal Report On Abba Kyari With Us, Says PSC by CapitalBank: 7:50pm On Jul 31, 2021
Rubbiish:

Hmm
I know Abba kyari must have hurt a lot of u easterners going by the role he played in fighting ESN, putting sentiment aside, u people are blowing this issue out of proportion! There is no where in the FBI report stating he is an accomplice, he only abused his office & as such he should be punished by the Nigeria police force & not FBI! All of u shouting extradition are going to be disappointed because his case doesn't warrant such!
so why did he threaten to expose others if they extradite him? Do u realize that US citizens money involved in this matter abi why do u think US extradited Hush? Sit this one out.

They will move him and nothing will happen. Failure to comply and the regime will be dealt with in the language they understand. Oniranu
Business / Re: The 9-Year-Old Girl & Her Mother Watched Ebeano Supermarket Fire (Video) by CapitalBank: 9:30am On Jul 29, 2021
Benstino:


It doesn't always work like that. Some kids are just bad. You'll be training, it'll seem as if someone else is retraining. I pray you don't get that kinda kid
look, take care of a the first 18 years of a child and you will hardly Go wrong.

Though I understand what you mean.
Business / Re: The 9-Year-Old Girl & Her Mother Watched Ebeano Supermarket Fire (Video) by CapitalBank: 5:36pm On Jul 27, 2021
tesseract:
These guys have been trying really hard to rope in her mother in the crime. The mother is totally oblivious of what her daughter did if not they would have escaped from the scene.
it does not matter. If she had a raised her child well, it won't lead to this. If u like born and say 9 year old is just a kid... E go shock u wetin even 5 year old fit do.

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Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by CapitalBank: 7:39am On Jul 22, 2021
Polynek:
Bro marry Her, give Her brothers when they ask, whenever you have, and if u don't have enough, you explain to them, they have common sense they will understand that everyday no b Christmas, my Candid advice, I wish you all d best
with what I know now, I no give shi shi, except they are willing to learn a skill
Career / Re: Unpopular Tech Jobs That Pay More Than The Popular Ones by CapitalBank: 12:59am On Jul 18, 2021
Fuckthamods:
Anyone here that can mentor me on ux/ui?
to YouTube and you will learn more than you ever bargained for.
Business / Re: Julius Eze Returns ₦2.5 Million Mistakenly Transferred To His Account by CapitalBank: 4:25pm On Jul 12, 2021
Harrykn:
All this money temptation sef for this sapa season
my brother, as him return am na him good pass ooh
Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva: Buhari Will Sign PIB Into Law Soon -FG by CapitalBank: 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2021
AroleOduduwa2:
Imagine this willing tool from the south, your state which is an oil producing state will earn less than 5% while some states up the north which doesn’t have oil will get 30% to look for oil they will never find.
leave them ooo... his people will do the bombing soon. only problem now is that Tompolo has been collecting bribe ... last visit to his enclave was not without ghana must go by Akpabio

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Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva: Buhari Will Sign PIB Into Law Soon -FG by CapitalBank: 12:22pm On Jul 09, 2021
Dannybammz:
I've been trying to renew my UAE Residence Visa but it keeps getting rejected.
Nigeria has been added to their Blacklist.
Some Nigerians have spoiled our image in the UAE and its affecting all of us
so sorry bro.. so sorry.

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Romance / Re: She Cheated, But I Still Love Her by CapitalBank: 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2021
Realtalk20:
You are very unserious

A cheat is a mind set and a neurotic condition.

Forget romanticizing the fact you love her only a goat will say this.

A cheat will cheat on you again. Just like a kleptomaniac whom you forgive will do it again and again.

Your type are addicted to pain heartbreak and self sabotaging. Guy you need to fix yourself
he too has cheated on her before. so what do you have to say about that? nobody holy sha.
Romance / Re: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by CapitalBank: 1:28pm On Jul 08, 2021
cPapaAjascO:
Well it didnt take up to an hour asking her out and she gave me a yes. But I am lost and confused as to what to do next.

This would be my very first real relationship and I dont want to screw it up. This babe is special and well versed in almost every topic of discussion. She tickles my brain with her intelligence and I want to quit old odd escapades with desperate girls and start a real relationship.

Thing is, I dont know how to go about it.

Day 1 she said YES

Day 2 I dont have an idea of how to get it started.



Do I call her or text her or send her money or gifts or take her out shopping or swimming


I m already scared that my relationship with her may end even before it starts. I need ideas guys.

Help me!!! grin

Wahala no dey finish !!!

You already idolizing her and you will regret it. Put your emotions in check because if you continue like this, she will most likely dump you.

Do not give her money... keep that far away from her...

women love mystery and if she knows everything about you, her interest will reduce. You have a lot of learning to do but I assure you, this very girl will break your heart cos it is very glaring from your reactions.
Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by CapitalBank: 6:38pm On Jul 07, 2021
Bola146:
grin grin grin Mistake my foot! Were you blind when you were lifting her legs and your pen couldn't control itself undecided Kindly carry your cross and invite us when she put to bed cheesy cheesy
lol... Me i knwo a fake post when I see one.
Politics / Re: Northern Coalition Accuses Southern Governors Of Shielding Arsonists, Felons by CapitalBank: 7:12am On Jul 07, 2021
aguiyi2:
Southern Governors need applause for this unity. The North truly feels uncomfortable by all this.
they have been feed fat on the disunity of the South na... Their progress is heavily founded on the Disunity of the South... Unfortunately, the Southern Leaders didn't realize this for decades.
Politics / Re: Imo Predicts Economic Boom Over 43 Oil Wells Recovered From Rivers by CapitalBank: 8:29pm On Jul 06, 2021
Juliusmalema:


O bewe kwa

Is like they use lamentations swear for una?

Ah ah.

Must you cry over every issues.....In Anambra state you have anioma, ndoni and the rest of them both in Delta and Anambra.....have you seen them always lamenting?

Why not face reality as Hope did instead of all these nonsense lamentations.
what reality other than what he said? Anioma is an abbreviation... it is not a stand alone tribe... so, it is not all of them under that umbrella that are igbos... only a few.
Politics / Re: Yabagi Sani: Southern Governors Behaving Like Kanu, Igboho: ADP Chairman by CapitalBank: 3:22pm On Jul 06, 2021
mrvitalis:

Nigeria would break if north refuse to cooperate

Make una get that into una head

All south need is to pass a resolution in the state assembly demanding saparetion from Nigeria and that's the end

Make una get sense ooh
thank you for answering him lol...

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