Romance › Re: Woman Flees As 60-year-old Lover Dies During Sex In Lagos by CAPSLOCKED: 7:38am On Sep 25, 2019 |
Tolexander: Short term rest has turned eternal rest.
RIP - Rest In Pùssy!
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Education › Re: Unilorin Wins N120million Labs Equipment Grant by CAPSLOCKED: 7:37am On Sep 25, 2019 |
helinues: Only if they will spend close to N80m for the said Lab equipments IF THEY EVEN SEE LITMUS TEST PAPER THEY SHOULD THANK THEIR STARS. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Make Mistake? by CAPSLOCKED: 12:17am On Sep 25, 2019 |
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU MAKE MISTAKES? YOU REGRET.
THE BIBLE CONTAINS MANY CHAPTERS/VERSES IN WHICH YOUR UNMISTAKABLE GOD WAILED "HAD I KNOWN". AND YOU SAY HE CANNOT MAKE MISTAKES?
TO THE EXTENT HE NEEDED ANIMAL BLOOD OVER THE ISRAELITES DOORS SO HE DOESN'T MISTAKENLY KILL NON-EGYPTIAN CHILDREN.
WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOUR FAILED GOD AND INACCURATE RELIGIOUS IDEAS, IT SOUNDS BOTH FUNNY AND STUPID. |
Sports › Re: Enugu Rangers Sign Merchandising Contract With D&M On Lotto Sportswear by CAPSLOCKED: 11:34pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
ANOTHER 5,000 NAIRA CONTRACT LOADING. 
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TV/Movies › Re: Living In Bondage, Breaking Free: Scenes From The Movie by CAPSLOCKED: 6:54pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
CAN NEVER BEAT THE ORIGINAL VERSION BECAUSE IN 2019 MOST PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON FROM BORING, DIRECTIONLESS NOLLYWOOD STORYLINES.
I WOULD SELECT DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD INSTEAD OF TO WATCH NOLLYWOOD FILMS. 
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Nairaland General › Re: See More Tweet Why Nairaland Is Trending On Twitter by CAPSLOCKED: 6:35pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
-Stupidity -AnusOdourInhaler -UsedMenstrualPad -PenisCap -TotoGoKillMe -TotoNaRubber -TissuePaper -MyVillagePeople -whhhyyyyyyyyy -GoatGoat -AmuDinkpa
How una dey?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecy On Male Sexual Desire by CAPSLOCKED: 6:33pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
7victor: Some day,men will develop the ability to resist and hate sex.
I think it is the law of God.
It is a prophecy.
There is hope for males. I BELIEVE YOU BROTHER, BECAUSE YOUR GOD IS A DUNDERHEAD!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: World's Longest Snake Has Virgin Birth by CAPSLOCKED: 6:22pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
MAYBE SHE GOT PREGNANT WITH THE SNAKE OF GOD. YOU KNOW.. ANOTHER HOLY SPIRIT STUNT.  |
Celebrities › Re: Between Bobrisky And A Fan Who Wants To Know If He Has A Vagina by CAPSLOCKED: 11:28am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Guest007: It died with the moniker when I closed it... You still boycotting WhatsApp? IN EVERLASTING PROTEST AGAINST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF MY COUNTRY.  |
Romance › Re: To Weak Boys Who Have No Backbone. Get In Here. by CAPSLOCKED: 9:43pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
ANOTHER WAR IS LOADING. YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES  |
Celebrities › Re: Between Bobrisky And A Fan Who Wants To Know If He Has A Vagina by CAPSLOCKED: 7:47pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
Guest007: You are cruel  WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MAILBOX'S PASSWORD? |
Celebrities › Re: Between Bobrisky And A Fan Who Wants To Know If He Has A Vagina by CAPSLOCKED: 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
Guest007: You think a man is hotter than a woman... Hmmm... Thanks for the heads up  I'M HOTTER THAN 90% OF ALL THE WOMEN IN NIGERIA! |
Celebrities › Re: Between Bobrisky And A Fan Who Wants To Know If He Has A Vagina by CAPSLOCKED: 12:47pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
ALL I SEE IS ENVY FROM THOSE GIRLS. THEY HATE HIM CUZ HE'S HOTTER THAN THEM ACTUAL GIRLS. |
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Each Church Is Known For In Nigeria! by CAPSLOCKED: 12:42pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
hahn: None of them are known for inventing anything useful to humanity.
All they do is scam dunces of their money I'M DEAD 
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Romance › Re: You Cannot Divorce An Nnewi Man And Get Away Just Like That by CAPSLOCKED: 12:39pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
Greatzeus: God forbid? Guy you just prayed to God you claim you don't believe exist, Jokers  Keep deceiving yourself,I never for once believe anyone born and breed in Nigeria who says he/she is an atheist. Stop deceiving yourself,you can't help it,you can't help yourself not believing in there's God.No matter how hard you try. I am sure there are many times you would scream Jesus unconsciously or even pray for some minutes before remembering you are an atheist lol bunch of joker's or should I say losers. SO WHAT IS THE POTENCY OF THIS EVERY DAY SLOGAN?
SO IF I HAD SAID SHIT! I'VE MISSED MY FLIGHT, THAT MEANS I BELIEVE IN POOP?
LOL. TRY HARDER MATE. I DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING EXISTS THAT CREATED ME AND DESERVES MY WORSHIP OR IT'LL SEND ME TO HELL. BUT I'M HUNDRED PERCENT CERTAIN TO ALWAYS REJECT ALL THE IDEAS OF SO CALLED GODS UNTIL I SEE EVIDENCE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:51am On Sep 22, 2019 |
zimdante: The Bible is a spiritual book and you say this things from a physical perspective, I hope and pray the day comes when you will become spiritually awake, until then you may not understand the Bible. Take care. THE BIBLE IS A "SPIRITUAL BOOK" THAT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TOWARDS MAKING OUR LIVES BETTER, THEREFORE, I SAY IT'S A USELESS BOOK. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:09am On Sep 22, 2019 |
iPrevail: I am not religious.. It's just a question. I HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH YOUR QUESTION. THE DISCUSSION ON THIS THREAD IS ON RELIGION/CHRISTIANITY.
IF YOU NEED ANSWERS CREATE A THREAD. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:06am On Sep 22, 2019 |
MERCHANDISER: hmmm....u no dey fear o
You don already book hell ticket I WAS BORN WITH THIS RARE GENETIC DISORDER.
IT'S CALLED WISDOM.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:05am On Sep 22, 2019 |
samology2000: It takes divine knowledge to read the Holy Bible and understand.So Capslocked pls pray for divine knowledge and understanding the Bible. The problem with you is that you read the Bible like ordinary book. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF RELIGIOUS BOOKS. WHY SHOULD I FOCUS ON JUST YOUR BIBLE? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:04am On Sep 22, 2019 |
iPrevail: I have a question for you bro.. Do you believe in the metaphysical existence of good and evil? I DON'T CARE MATE, JUST GIVE ME A REASON TO JOIN YOUR CHRISTIAN CRUSADE AHEAD OF THOUSANDS OF RELIGIOUS DENOMINATIONS ACROSS THE WORLD.
I BET YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT. |
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Gets Stuck Inside Married Women During S*x And Dragged Along D Street by CAPSLOCKED: 9:32am On Sep 22, 2019 |
chiommy123: will you be shamed and disgraced if you did the right thing? SINCE WHEN DID HAVING SEX BECOME A WRONG THING? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:31am On Sep 22, 2019 |
samology2000: @ Capslocked, Christ should not be blamed for anything pls. U have to accept him as your lord and saviour today before it is too late. Shalom.... YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT XVIDEOS AS YOUR PERSONAL PØRN HUB AND SAVIOR TODAY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:26am On Sep 22, 2019 |
zimdante: Have you ever wondered how the universe came to be so organized. I HAVE NEVER WONDERED. BUT I'VE READ BOOKS AND RECORDS FROM MANY RESEARCHERS WHO WONDERED, AND THEN SOUGHT AFTER ANSWERS FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS YOUR RELIGION TEACHES PEOPLE NOT TO ASK.
READING BIBLE HAS NEVER TAUGHT ANYONE HOW TO COOK, HOW TO TREAT A DISEASE, HOW TO BUILD A PLANE, HOW TO PERFORM A SURGERY, NOR HOW TO PREVENT INFECTIONS. THE BIBLE CONTRIBUTES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TANGIBLE WHATSOEVER. ONLY A COMPLETE FOOL WHOSE HEAD IS OCCUPIED WITH CEMENT WILL PICK THE BIBLE AHEAD OF ANY BOOK WHICH IS HELPING TO MAKE LIFE LIVABLE ON EARTH FOR US.
I WILL PICK QUEEN PREMIER CHILDREN BOOK OVER THE BIBLE ANY DAY.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:56am On Sep 22, 2019 |
zimdante: You doubt the bible or the existence of God ? I DON'T DOUBT THE BIBLE. I DON'T DOUBT THINGS FALL APART. I DON'T DOUBT THE EXISTENCE OF GOD. HE JUST DOESN'T EXIST OUTSIDE A BELIEVER'S HEAD. THAT'S MY POINT. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:46am On Sep 22, 2019 |
zimdante: Its in the old testament of the bible. BOOM!!!!
IT'S IN THE BIBLE, THEREFORE IT IS TRUE.
OYA CLAP FOR YOURSELF.  |
Romance › Re: Why U Should Think Twice B4 Getting Married To Someone With Multiple Body Counts by CAPSLOCKED: 7:43am On Sep 22, 2019 |
yeyebrity: I used to acquaint with a lady who had a sexual encounter with a snake. DID SNAKE CÙM INSIDE AND WATCH IT FLOW OUT LIKE A BOSS?  |
Celebrities › Re: Chesan Nze: Producers Want To Have Sex With Me Before Giving Me A Movie Role by CAPSLOCKED: 7:38am On Sep 22, 2019 |
donstan18: Most Nigerian actresses are prostitutes, the only reason this one is angry because they wanted to give her lower role after multiple fvcking. CASE DISMISSED! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Your Church Responsible For Your Inability To Follow Christ? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:35am On Sep 22, 2019 |
zimdante: Jesus christ is not the Almighty God Jehovah the creator, this is what the Christians fail to understand.
The God you speak of cannot come down to lead directly, his presence will cause earthquake, thunderous lightening, fire and great fear. Nothing unholy can survive his presence thats how powerful he is. HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS? WHERE ARE YOUR RESEARCH DOCUMENTS, OR ANY DOCUMENTS THAT PROVES THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS DISCOVERY.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN BORN WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF SUCH AN EARTHQUAKE CAUSING GOD. |
Romance › Re: You Cannot Divorce An Nnewi Man And Get Away Just Like That by CAPSLOCKED: 7:32am On Sep 22, 2019 |
iAudio: This is a very old story. I FOUND IT INTERESTING. BUT GOD FORBID MY PARTNER GETS RICHER. I'LL LEAVE BY MYSELF BEFORE THEY CHASE ME OUT WITH HUMILIATION.  |
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Gets Stuck Inside Married Women During S*x And Dragged Along D Street by CAPSLOCKED: 7:24am On Sep 22, 2019 |
INSTEAD OF HELPING THEM WE DISGRACE AND SHAME THEM.... AND LAUGH AT THEM AND MAKE UP SILLY JOKES AND SUPERSTITIOUS FABLES ABOUT THE SITUATION.
THE BLACK MAN, STUPĮDITY AND HYPOCRISY ARE AN INSEPARABLE CONJOINED TRIPLETS. |