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Family › Re: Please assist me in getting a job by CAPSLOCKED: 2:36pm On Sep 28, 2019

Guest007:
Wetin you look for?... I was mean to use op's thread but I wanted to the fuckery of the thread I tagged.

IN MY BOX

Family › Re: Extortion In The Name Of Aso Ebi by CAPSLOCKED: 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2019

Logobenz4:
We are the same sort of just that I am a little extreme than you are because I won't even bother coming in the first place.
If you invite me for any wedding,gathering,funeral etc that I have no interest in,I won't come.
Then I also don't buy aso ebi but could support with cash if you are of value to me.

STORY OF MY LIFE.

MY TIGHT MAN IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY AND I'M IN MY HOUSE WATCHING LIVERPOOL. I WON'T GO. I DON'T CARE. cheesy

Family › Re: Please assist me in getting a job by CAPSLOCKED: 2:08pm On Sep 28, 2019

Guest007:
Public safety announcement

Threats of suicide has become an avenue to beg and maybe scam so tread with caution when trying to help op.

https://www.nairaland.com/5437068/guy-nairaland-going-commit-suicide

I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Crime › Re: RCCG Pastor Stabbed To Death In Rivers State During Vigil by CAPSLOCKED: 2:03pm On Sep 28, 2019

Bruno3000:
Guy sharap. Its unusual to go right to the pulpit and stab a man of God. Try that with TBJ or David Oyedepo lemme see.

LOL. TB AND DEPS CAN COMFORTABLE EMPLOY NIGERIA'S CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF AND POLICE IG AS THEIR PERSONAL BODY GUARDS.
WITHOUT GUARDS THEY'D BE GONERS. LOL.

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Crime › Re: RCCG Pastor Stabbed To Death In Rivers State During Vigil by CAPSLOCKED: 12:45pm On Sep 28, 2019

Bruno3000:
We are talking about murder in the temple. I hvnt seen or read or heard about that in any where or place.

THOUSANDS OF CHRISTIANS HAVE BEEN MURDERED IN CHURCHES, ALL OVER THE WORLD IN THE LAST DECADE.

KILLING CHRISTIANS HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE MORE EFFECTIVE IN CHURCHES THAN ANYWHERE ELSE. JUST ONE BOMB OR A FEW GUNSHOTS AND THEY'RE ALL GONE. INCLUDING THE PASTORS. LOL. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE NEWS IN YOUR VILLAGE

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Christianity Etc › Re: Age Of Earth - Scientists Lie! by CAPSLOCKED: 11:45am On Sep 28, 2019

chieveboy:
I tell you what, the Bible is a work of compilation, serious editing and sanctioning for a given purpose and reason.

The old testament is the holy book of another religion. The new testament contains pieces of letters and journals of men written by men to fellow men. The key word here is "pieces".

I know based on you Christian indoctrination, you will never ever consider the role Constantine played in getting the Torah, pieces of letters of Peter, Paul etc together and proclaiming it a Book and then marketing it as "the word of God".

My question is, where was it said by God that the Torah, and then the letters of these people in the Bible be compiled together into a book. Can you quote the Bible or any speech made by God that these definate articles and only them should make their way into the book?

Second question: Who compiled the books of the bible? Is there a biblical guideline followed in this compilation? Thanks.

NOBODY CARES. FORGET ALL THIS EPISTLE AND EMBRACE THE "TRUTH" WHICH IS CHRISTIANITY. OTHERWISE, HELL.

Romance › Re: Some Ladies Have Stolen The Smell God Gave To Fishes!!! by CAPSLOCKED: 11:39am On Sep 28, 2019

Adaibeku:
Fake story , Calaber ladies arent cheap

THIS SMALL THING YOU'RE ALREADY IN PAINS.

Business › Re: My Only Prayer Is To Give Out A Larger Part Of My Wealth To Charity: Dangote by CAPSLOCKED: 11:16am On Sep 26, 2019

INSTEAD OF PRAYING, START DOING.. AND YOU'LL SEE THE RESULTS.

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Celebrities › Re: Mad Melon of Danfo Driver Is Dead , Daddy Showkey Confirms(video) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:08am On Sep 26, 2019

ebuk4real:
Of all the crazy names in this world, someone choose mad melon? Okay o.

RIP mad melon...

CHECK OUT MY ALL TIME FAVORITE..

THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS

Celebrities › Re: Singer Mad Melon Of ’danfo Drivers’ Music Duo Is Dead (video) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:03am On Sep 26, 2019

kestolove95:
Na drugs

YEAH. WHEN YOU DIE WE'LL TAG CANCER OF THE BRAIN, OR AIDS.
WELLDONE.

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Family › Re: Should A Man Stop His Wife From Wearing Trousers After Marriage? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:20am On Sep 26, 2019

SHOULD A MAN STOP HIS WIFE FROM WEARING TROUSERS AFTER MARRIAGE?

DEFINITELY.

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Politics › Re: World Leaders In Shock How Buhari Was Answering Question Throug A Prepared Paper by CAPSLOCKED: 7:11am On Sep 26, 2019

THIS IS SHAMEFUL. IN THE MINDS OF THOSE MEN I'M SURE THEY PITIED US, WONDERING HOW PATHETIC WE MUST BE ELECT SUCH A FOOL. OH LORD!

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Health › Re: Please Help Stretch Marks Has Affected My Woman Body Badly by CAPSLOCKED: 12:53am On Sep 26, 2019

THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THEM (FROM THE EYES OF THE PUBLIC) IS BY WEARING CLOTHES THAT WILL COVER THE AFFECTED AREAS.
UNLESS YOU PUT HER THROUGH SURGERY, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO GET RID OF HER NEW ZEBRA MARKS PERMANENTLY.

PLEASE, IN THE BEST OF YOUR INTEREST, DISREGARD ANY INFORMATION OR ADVERTS ON ITEMS THAT ARE SAID TO BE ABLE TO "CURE" STRETCH MARKS. UNLESS YOU HAVE MONEY AND TIME TO WASTE IN VAIN.

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Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Being Beaten By Police During Military Era. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:35pm On Sep 25, 2019

meccuno:
So after the beatings to the head,he didn't have enough sense to know that Buhari is not more intelligent than an owl.

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Crime › Re: Strange Creature Gets Electrocuted On A High Tension Wire Along Ikpa Road, uyo by CAPSLOCKED: 10:31pm On Sep 25, 2019

PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO PASS THIS THIN LONG BRIDGE... UNTIL NEPA SHOWED UP.

RIP "STRANGE CREATURE" MONKEY. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THESE SUPERSTITIOUS FOLKS LABEL YOU A FLYING SHAPE-SHIFTING WITCH FROM THEIR VILLAGES.

Christianity Etc › Re: Port Harcourt Serial Killers Alleged Involvement In Multiple Churches!!! by CAPSLOCKED: 6:26pm On Sep 25, 2019

J8520456:
Does that mean the churches did not have the requisite power to deliver him?

THE EARLIER YOU REALIZE THAT ALL CHURCHES ARE USELESS TO EVERYBODY BUT THEIR FOUNDERS, THE BETTER FOR YOU.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DELIVERANCE.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Supreme Deity Of The Lord Jesus Christ And The 'seun' Analogy!!! by CAPSLOCKED: 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2019

budaatum:
So, Seun too is God Almighty, the Creator of Nairaland on the Web?

I LIKE WHEN YOU WITNESS YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS EXHIBIT THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE STUPĮDITY.

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Romance › Re: This Girl Is Making Me Go Crazy.l May Explode Soon. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:55pm On Sep 25, 2019

favoryte33:
I Love this girl to bits but I got 2 hear stuffs about her lately and is making me mad.ln short, I almost lost it last night when a popular guy in my area revealed to me the number of men that have slept with her just in my street alone. I just weak even after hearing from other people. What surprises me is that she always appear decent on the outside and even told me she's a virgin. She tells me she loves me,bla bla bla.... Someone come give me advise before I explode ooo!

THAT'S THE ONLY PROBLEM I CAN SEE FROM YOUR STORY. WHEN PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THE SIMPLE THINGS FROM THE START, THEY WON'T SAY A TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING UNTIL THE END.

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Music/Radio › Re: Rudeboy "Audio Money" Video Hits 1 Million Youtube Views In 24 Hours by CAPSLOCKED: 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2019

IamaNigerianGuy:
How this song went past 50k views is beyond me.

MOSTLY VIEWED BY NEEDY FOLLOWERS HANGING ALL OVER HIM WAITING FOR GIVEAWAYS. NOTHING ELSE.

Crime › Re: Killing Of Python Caused Cows’ Death On Ondo Sacred Hill - Indigenes by CAPSLOCKED: 7:44am On Sep 25, 2019

Hizzy:
Which one be illiteracy
If you don't believe in tradition guy others believe
We should learn how to respect others tradition

NATURAL DISASTERS AND ACCIDENTS HAPPEN EVERYWHERE. BUT IN NIGERIA, WE ARE QUICK TO ATTRIBUTE THEM TO MYTH SO AS TO KEEP OUR NONSENSICAL BELIEFS VALID.

ONLY IN AFRICA CAN LIGHTENING BE SENT TO HIT PEOPLE AND ANIMALS.
ONLY IN AFRICA DOES DROWNING MEAN EVIL SPIRITS LIVE IN WATER BODIES.
IT'S ONLY WE THAT RUN AWAY FOR LOOKING INTO AND FIXING SIMPLE PROBLEMS ONCE AND FOR ALL BECAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY MADE UP OUR MINDS THAT A GOD OR A DEMON IS BEHIND IT AND WE WILL NEVER WIN.

WHEN WHITE MEN DEFEAT THE GODS WE LOOK FOR ANOTHER NONSENSE BELIEF TO TIE OURSELVES DOWN WITH.

THE BLACK MAN TRULY IS A LOVER OF CHAINS, AND BONDAGE IS THE GREATEST TROPHY TO HIM.

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Romance › Re: Romantic Pre-wedding Photos Of Man And His Fiancee Inside Plane by CAPSLOCKED: 7:43am On Sep 25, 2019

Tolexander:
Blogger, where is the plane?
This is a chopper now

IT'S A TRUCK.

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