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Romance › Re: Celebrating Ubunja. by CAPSLOCKED: 1:07am On Sep 16, 2019

Martinez39:
Legend has it that she is still calling on Seun and the mods to censor ubunja and other red pill men to this day. It's not easy to be a young female and witness the awakening of boys. It's like seeing your winning lottery ticket being chewed by ~~ubunja~~ THE G.O.A.T

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Crime › Re: Nigeria Lady Cries Out After Finding Out Her Cousins Have Been Sleeping Together by CAPSLOCKED: 9:15pm On Sep 15, 2019

FOR ME, THE BIG ISSUE IS THE GAP BETWEEN THEIR AGES.

INSANE SHAMELESS MAN.

Romance › Re: Celebrating Ubunja. by CAPSLOCKED: 6:55pm On Sep 15, 2019

UBUNJA IS A HERO, AND A TRUE ICON. CHEERS TO THE WISEST MAN ALIVE!

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Crime › Re: Dwarf Beaten To Pulp In Enugu For “causing” Disappearance Of Manhood by CAPSLOCKED: 3:56pm On Sep 15, 2019

sarrki:
Afrikans are clueless and senseless

AND YOU SAY THIS BECAUSE....?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by CAPSLOCKED: 3:45pm On Sep 15, 2019

NwaAmaikpe:

Sure win for Arsenal.
If Arsenal loses this match, I will never masturbate again in my life.

COYG.
COYG

GET SET TO MASTURBATE FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, MY FRIEND. wink

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth 41st Birthday Surprise From Wife, Elsie Okpocha by CAPSLOCKED: 10:47am On Sep 15, 2019

SOME OF US DON'T EVEN GET THE USUAL SINGLETS AND HANDKERCHIEVES.

BE GRATEFUL.

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Christianity Etc › Re: GOD Is Both Male And Female by CAPSLOCKED: 10:21am On Sep 15, 2019

MuttleyLaff:
What and were are your evidences of the twerking and hoeing around?.

If you arent aware, please be informed that Jesus Himself said in Matthew 12:31
"Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men"

I AM BOUND TO YOUR THREATENING DOCTRINES THE SAME WAY YOU'RE BOUND TO MY DOCTRINE THAT SAYS IN GOOB 6:32. "HE THAT DOESN'T ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE IN THE VERY IMPORTANT ACT OF MASTURBATĮON AND DRINK HIS LIFE TO STUPOR AT EVERY CHANCE, WILL NEVER INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF MY FATHER".

IT IS THERE IN THE BOOK OF GOOB WHERE HE SAID SO. AND IT'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

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Family › Re: Help My 13year Old Daughter Life Revolves Around Cardi B by CAPSLOCKED: 10:14am On Sep 15, 2019

SOME ADULTS' LIVES REVOLVE AROUND FOOTBALL AND TELEMUNDO TOO.

CURRENTLY, WE HAVE ADULTS FIGHTING OVER WORTHLESS BBNAIJA, TASHA, MESSI VS RONALDO, AND "IPIGS VS EWEDU".
YOUR DAUGHTER'S CASE IS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER THAN THAT OF THESE SO CALLED ADULTS.

YOUR KIDS ARE STILL TRYING TO GROW, WITH TIME THEY WILL EMBRACE WHAT THEY SHOULD, AND ABANDON ANYTHING WITHOUT WORTH. DO NOT RUSH THEM.

FOR NOW, JUST LET THEM BE CHILDREN.

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani And Princess Shyngle's Nude Photo Gets A Touch Up by CAPSLOCKED: 9:58am On Sep 15, 2019

THEY STILL LOOK LIKE WANDERING HIPPOS TO ME.

Christianity Etc › Re: GOD Is Both Male And Female by CAPSLOCKED: 9:56am On Sep 15, 2019

OpenYourEyes1:
You can't limit or degrade GOD's characteristics based on your understanding. GOD is limitless. No human can comprehend HIM

NO NEED TO COMPREHEND HIM BECAUSE THE MORE WE TRY TO, THE MORE WE BY OURSELVES CREATE MORE TWISTS THAT MAKE US NOT TO COMPREHEND HIM.

BEST WE CAN DO IS TO GIVE UP ALL THE GOD IDEAS AND ACCEPT THAT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS LIFE AND THE LAWS OF NATURE.
MAYBE THEN LIFE WILL BE EASIER AND SMOOTHER FOR ALL OF US I THINK.

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Christianity Etc › Re: GOD Is Both Male And Female by CAPSLOCKED: 9:51am On Sep 15, 2019

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I read somewhere that the holy spirit is a female and her name is Shekinah. She is God wife. please how true is This??

VERY TRUE. THAT'S WHY THE CORRECT SPELLING IS HOELY SPIRIT.
ALSO, NOBODY BEATS HER AT TWERKING AND HOEING AROUND.

Romance › Re: Ubunja Posts Will Bleep You Up, His Points Are Valid But Run For Your Life by CAPSLOCKED: 9:49am On Sep 15, 2019

Amatarasha:
Op ! He dare not post any nonsense again .

NONSENSE TO YOU, IS GREAT SENSE TO MANY IN THE WORLD.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chris Brown Perform On Stage Together (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:43am On Sep 15, 2019

PUSSYHOE:
Chris brown can dance!!!!!! He just love Dancing.

Blow my mind is definitely the greatest collabo in Africa history!

THIS IS STRICTLY YOUR OPINION, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

BUT WE FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE SEEN WHAT ALCOHOL CAN DO TO A MAN'S REASONING.

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Other West African Presidents Agree Billion-dollar Anti-terrorism Plan by CAPSLOCKED: 9:21am On Sep 15, 2019

WHENEVER I COME ACROSS THIS MAN'S NAME I GET VERY ANGRY.

Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding Our Priesthood Over Creature by CAPSLOCKED: 9:57pm On Sep 14, 2019

CosmicJames:
Don't be lost. Understanding how to command the Earth to work for you...

MATE STOP DRINKING EXPIRED JUICE, THE EARTH DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU OR FOR ANYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN. YOU CAN'T TALK TO THE EARTH.

Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding Our Priesthood Over Creature by CAPSLOCKED: 9:53pm On Sep 14, 2019

RiyaGoddess:
To understand things of the spirit, ask the Holy Spirit for understanding...

IF WE'RE MEANT TO UNDERSTAND, WE DO NOT HAVE TO ASK. THE HOELY PIRATE SHOULD BE ALL-KNOWING AND WISE ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN TO MAKE US UNDERSTAND.
IF WE'RE ASKING TO RECEIVE, IS IT NOT A DEVIATION FROM THE DIVINE PLAN?

Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding Our Priesthood Over Creature by CAPSLOCKED: 9:50pm On Sep 14, 2019

Dantedasz:
Please what exactly are you talking about? You seem to be jumping from passage to passage and all over the place. What is your point please?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE POINTLESS THAN THIS THREAD.

Crime › Re: The Moment Policemen Went To FUOYE Looking For Students (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:48pm On Sep 14, 2019

niaralandtopuser:
I don't know what is tribal about pointing out the sorry looks of a state

POINTING OUT THE SORRY LOOKS OF A STATE IS YOUR PROBLEM WHILE KIDS ARE BEING KILLED.

LET ME TELL YOU. AS LONG AS YOU'RE A NIGERIAN THAT STATE IS ALSO YOURS. MOCKING IT IN A TIME WHEN HUMANS LIKE YOU ARE BATTLING FOR THEIR LIVES IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE STATE EITHER BETTER OR WORSE, BUT WILL RATHER CONTINUE TO SHOW HOW UNNECESSARILY TRIBALISTIC AND STUPID WE ARE AS CITIZENS OF NIGERIA. LOOK AT THE COMMENTS EVERYDAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

MAYBE ONE DAY YOUR LOVED ONES WILL GO FOR SOMETHING IN THE NORTH. I HOPE ON THEIR FUNERAL IN CASE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS YOU'LL TAKE THE STAGE AND TALK ABOUT THE HOT SUN AND CLAY HOUSES OF ZAMFARA INSTEAD OF SHOWING SYMPATHY FOR A HUMAN'S LIFE.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Ramaphosa Booed At Mugabe's Burial (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:33pm On Sep 14, 2019

WHY ARE THEY BOOING HIM?

I'VE ALREADY SAID IT. ONCE SOUTH AFRICANS FINISH WITH FOREIGNERS, THEY WILL START ATTACKING AND LOOTING FROM THEMSELVES.

AND THIS MAN IS THE FIRST PERSON THEY'LL LOOT FROM SO THAT HE'LL KNOW IT'S REAL.

Wiifesnatcher:
he was booed? someone that should be stoned.

I'M TELLING YOU.
HE'S LUCKY THERE'S NO ARM OF IPOB IN ZIMBABWE. grin

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Crime › Re: The Moment Policemen Went To FUOYE Looking For Students (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2019

olahpet777:
The unsaid part of the fuoye saga. When the students actually started it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dranW9aaQaQ

AND SO?
THE WAY TO CORRECT WRONG CHILDREN IS TO SHOOT THEM WITH LIVE BULLETS?

Crime › Re: The Moment Policemen Went To FUOYE Looking For Students (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:14pm On Sep 14, 2019

niaralandtopuser:
See how poor ekiti is. South West states are only good in the media.
Except Lagos, the other southwest states only exist in the media

HUMAN BEINGS ARE BEING SHOT AT TO BE KILLED AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TALK TRIBALISM? YOU MUST BE THE MOST USELESS THING IN NIGERIA AS IT STANDS.
FOLLOWING YOU IS THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't Jesus Die For Adam And Eve? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:54pm On Sep 14, 2019

MrPresident1:
If I told you my sources, it would do you no good. You are already locked.

WHAT A CAVEMAN EXCUSE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't Jesus Die For Adam And Eve? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2019

MrPresident1:
A stupid question.

When they ask you to read, you refused to read. Adam and Eve is not one man and one woman.

Olodo who thinks the mark of the beast is about groceries.

Your foolishness irritates me

WHY DO YOU SAY THIS?
WHAT ARE YOUR SOURCES?

Crime › Re: Xenophobia: South Africans Attack Pakistanis, Loot Their Shops (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 8:23am On Sep 13, 2019

AFTER DEALING WITH FOREIGNERS, THEY WILL START TO ATTACK THEIR OWN SELVES AND LOOT FROM ONE ANOTHER.

HUNGRY ILLITERATES.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Conversion Therapy Organization Founder Comes Out As Gay: 'please Forgive Me' by CAPSLOCKED: 8:00am On Sep 12, 2019

Chosen1984:
PRECIOUS JESUS is going about Getting People Ready for the BIG One!

WHAT IS THE BIG ONE?

Literature › Re: Please Can You Name This Book? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2019

ceda99:
I read a book some years back, around 1999/2000, an interesting book . But I've forgotten the title, I know it's a long shot but I'll give a description of what little I can remember and hope someone can tell me it's title.

It's a collection of plays, all about the challanges faced by the average Nigerian woman.
One of the plays, which is the only one i remember is about a woman (single mum i think) that sells food using wheelbarrow to labourers in construction sites. I can also remember that the labourers were always trying to flirt with her.
The plays were probably all set somewhere around the 70s-80s, because the labourers always paid for their food in kobo.
Also, the plays were all set either in northern, western and Eastern Nigeria, i could remember this because the characters predominantly bore either hausa, yoruba or igbo names in either of the plays.
This is all I can remember.I know with the little information I gave, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack. All i can do now is wait and be hopeful.

MUST BE Sizwe Banzi Is Dead .

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