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RomanceRe: On Being Asked Out FIRST: What's The Cause Of This GLOBAL Female Entitlement? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:28am On Sep 18, 2019
budaatum:
If a woman asks men out she will be everyones ashewo because they would use her and dump her and nobody would want her anymore...
MEN HAVE BEEN ASKING WOMEN OUT AND THEY STILL GET ABANDONED ALL THE SAME.

IF SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH SHE'LL BE KEPT.
I IMAGINE IT LIKE THAT.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Sold To A Foreign Investor / Seun still in Charge? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:24am On Sep 18, 2019
WalkerMichael:
Egbon look at these. WTF do we need those info/news for? They should remain on instablog and maybe igberetv. Kai

https://www.nairaland.com/5422531/pretty-mike-rides-horse-armani

https://www.nairaland.com/5422742/toyin-abraham-husband-kolawole-ajeyemi

https://www.nairaland.com/5422331/nina-ivy-stuns-cleavage-baring-outfit

Those Bloggers now want to turn NL to a dumping ground zone. You should stop this!

I once filtered to read post created in 2008/09/10.. God! The comments were all so helpful everyone was ready to help - no bashing, no insults, - no por.n images, no bet9ja scam advert, no data scam yahoo. Everything just tire me. !

Omo things don change gaan o. Some smart minds left Nairaland
when they couldn't take it anymore.

THE MODS THAT PUSH SUCH THINGS TO FRONT PAGE RECEIVE WEEKLY ALLOWANCE FROM THE ADMINISTRATOR.
GUESS WHAT THEY GET...
PhonesRe: These Bulletproof School Bags Are Designed To Protect School Children (PHOTOS) by CAPSLOCKED: 7:20am On Sep 18, 2019
YOU FORGOT TO SAY THAT IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY.
CelebritiesRe: ID Cabasa Slapped By A Policeman by CAPSLOCKED: 7:17am On Sep 18, 2019

THIS GUY IS THE REAL GOOD FOR NOTHING.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COLLECTING BEATINGS AND BULLETS, HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.

COMMON SLAP YESTERDAY MADE HIM REALIZE HOW TERRIBLE THE COUNTRY IS. MADMAN.

CELEBRITIES KEEP REACTING TO FOOLĮSH THINGS LIKE BIG BROTHER INSTEAD OF IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY. WHEN THEY'RE IN TROUBLE THEY SUDDENLY WANT US TO PITY THEM?

POLICE BRUTALITY MUST GO ROUND. NA TURN BY TURN.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Does Karma Come From?? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:09am On Sep 18, 2019
LordReed:
1000 Ways to Die takes a tongue-in-cheek dark humor with approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from both myths and science, and the show makes liberal use of artistic license to significantly embellish or change the circumstances of real-life incidents that resulted in death for greater entertainment value. Not only are the names changed, but also substantial amounts of the locations, dates and context. Two notable exceptions are the accurate descriptions of the deaths of Harry Houdini and Sigurd Eysteinsson, although the latter's death occurred in Scotland, instead of Norway.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Ways_to_Die
THE PERSON YOU'VE BEEN REPLYING IS NOT WILLING TO TAKE IN ANYTHING DIFFERENT FROM WHAT HE ALREADY HAS IN HIS HEAD. HOW DO YOU ENJOY WASTING YOUR TIME LIKE THIS huh
TravelRe: Guy Insults Canada, Girl Defends With Posts That Got Over 1M Likes And Retweets by CAPSLOCKED: 7:04am On Sep 18, 2019
WHY IS EVERYONE ALLOWED TO OWN A GUN IN THE UNITED STATES? I DON'T GET IT.
CelebritiesRe: Between Asa And A Fan Who Framed Her Twitter Reply by CAPSLOCKED: 2:42pm On Sep 17, 2019
BS
CrimeRe: BIZARRE! Okada Rider Parked On The Road And Died Sitting Up In Ogun by CAPSLOCKED: 9:06am On Sep 17, 2019
daddytime:
Very strange way to die.

However, I still can't figure out what's so funny about this that'll make the dickhead hyping see this as an opportunity to practice the art of running a commentary

Humanity is indeed gone to the dogs.
ESPECIALLY IN OUR COUNTRY.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Is Threatened, How Do I Resolve This? Photos!! by CAPSLOCKED: 9:04am On Sep 17, 2019
Davash222:
Thank God, she locked herself in the room not kitchen.
Relax bro, Hunger will chase her out of the room soon honorably.
Just go prepare better food keep for her.

Please try and buy her this big, rounded earrings. It fits perfectly with such gorimampa hair cut.
THIS GUY. cheesy
FamilyRe: My 13 Year Old Daughter Has Been Flirting For Free Suya by CAPSLOCKED:
Renderhelp:
She confessed she has been telling him she likes him so he would give she and her friends free meat.
THIS ONE HAS STARTED THE MANIPULATION GAME TOO EARLY.
I REALLY WISH SHE SHOULD CARRY HER CROSS SO THAT SHE LEARNS HER LESSON TOO EARLY AS WELL.
CelebritiesRe: I Broke My Virginity On Val’s Day In 2017 – Actress Yvonne Nelson by CAPSLOCKED: 8:16am On Sep 17, 2019
A FOOL'S QUESTION, A FOOL'S ANSWER.
RomanceRe: This Pretty Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Husband, See Her Requirements! by CAPSLOCKED: 8:07am On Sep 17, 2019
undecided

Christianity EtcRe: Our Progress In Life,is It Spiritual Or Physical Thing? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:05am On Sep 17, 2019
thunderbj:
Am always confused to see a hardworking and talented person working and struggling to make it, after many years the individual would still be in the struggled mode.

Then the person will go and seek for a Man Of God,who will start talking about generational curses and how it hindering from progressing. Then after prayers and battling spiritually things will start changing positively for the person.....

ONLY HAPPENS IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. NOTHING CHANGES FOR PEOPLE WHEN THEY PRAY. WE ONLY GET THINGS WHEN WE MOVE, WHEN WE PUT IN REAL EFFORTS.

WHEN YOU SPEAK LIKE THIS I ONLY NEED TO LOOK IN MY STREET TO DISAGREE WITH YOU. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE, AND WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS THE MEANINGLESS NONSENSE YOU LEARN FROM YOUR RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS THAT HAS NO PLACE IN REALITY.
Christianity EtcRe: Our Progress In Life,is It Spiritual Or Physical Thing? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:59am On Sep 17, 2019
thunderbj:
Another one that do surprise me is about some not making sales in their business then they would start praying, the next thing business would boom up.
THIS APPLIES TO BUSINESS PEOPLE WITH CAPITAL. THEIR BUSINESSES BOOM UP AFTER THEY PRAY AND FAST BECAUSE THEY MAKE NEW CONNECTIONS WITH PEOPLE AND ACQUIRE MORE FUNDS, AND START TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS.

HOWEVER, THE FISH SELLERS, THE SINGLE KIOSK RUNNERS, THE PEPPER TRADERS, THE BISCUIT SELLERS, AND ALL THOSE RELEGATED TO THE ZONE OF PETTY BUSINESSES MIGHT NEVER LEAVE THE POVERTY ZONE TILL THEY DIE BECAUSE YOU NEED CAPITAL AND CONNECTIONS TO SUCCEED, AND NOT PRAYERS.

WITH ALL OUR PRAYERS, NIGERIA IS YET TO BOOM OUT OF POVERTY.
BUT I GET IT THAT PRAYERS COMFORT YOU BY SOOTHING YOUR TODDLER EMOTIONS. SO KEEP PRAYING, BUT KEEP WORKING AS WELL OR ELSE THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU.
RomanceRe: Angry Man Calls Out A Nigerian Tribe For Their Outrageous Marriage Requirements by CAPSLOCKED: 7:48am On Sep 17, 2019
tillaman:
grin
One even said his father in law asked for 150 loaves of bread!! E weak me o grin grin
BREAD.. FOR HIS FAST FOOD BUSINESS NA. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Our Progress In Life,is It Spiritual Or Physical Thing? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:46am On Sep 17, 2019
BetterChurch:
Generational curses is a term coined in an attempt to understand a great principle of life called Karma. This law is immutable, from generation to generation

GENERATIONAL CURSES, SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN THE DIVINE AND UNCHANGEABLE WILL OF GOD.

EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE WORST TRAGEDIES ARE ALL GOD'S PLAN. NOTHING HAPPENS WITHOUT HIS WILL.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Does Karma Come From?? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:43am On Sep 17, 2019
Fortune109:
Watching a program like '1000 ways to die' makes one wonder how accurately people get served back the doses of their own medicines.


What/who exactly oversees these pin point pay backs if there is nothing like God or spirituality??
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S AN ADULT RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT. YOU BETTER BE LESS THAN 14 OTHERWISE YOU HAVE TO DO SOME REAL GROWING UP.
Christianity EtcRe: Don’t You Just Love Our Prophets ? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:07am On Sep 17, 2019
STORY OF OUR LIVES.
EventsRe: Dollars Rain At A Wedding Party (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:36pm On Sep 16, 2019
BEFORE YOU SAY VANITY UPON VANITY... YOUR PHONE AND CLOTHES TOO ARE VAIN THINGS.
ALLOW PEOPLE ENJOY THEIR MONEY! DOUBLE UP!
CelebritiesRe: Janemena Cooking With Local Firewood As Her Husband Watches In Pre-wedding Photo by CAPSLOCKED: 4:26pm On Sep 16, 2019
GISTM0RE:
Janemena cooking with local firewood...
WHICH ONE IS LOCAL FIREWOOD AGAIN.. IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE FOREIGN OR INTERNATIONAL FIREWOOD?
UNA GO KILL US ONE DAY.
CultureRe: Part Of Igbo Land Where You Mustn’t Kill A Python by CAPSLOCKED: 11:58am On Sep 16, 2019
alimaa:
The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof. Every part if this world belongs to God Almighty and not to any Python.
YOU DON'T RESPECT THE BELIEF OF THE IGBOS THAT BELIEVE THAT THE EARTH BELONGS TO THEIR REVERED PYTHONS... BUT HOWEVER, YOU EXPECT THEM TO RESPECT YOUR OWN BELIEF THAT THE EARTH BELONGS TO THE FATHER OF YOUR JEWISH MESSIAH?

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLY FOOLĮSH.
CultureRe: Part Of Igbo Land Where You Mustn’t Kill A Python by CAPSLOCKED: 11:48am On Sep 16, 2019
AngryNijerian:
I know one woman that python mistakenly bit in her farm. She said to the python; why will you bite me, don't you know that i'm daughter of the soil and besides i didn't intentionally march you. Immediately the python's venom started dripping off her leg. You will think its a story but it actually happened.

THIS IS HOW FALSEHOOD AND SUPERSTITION IS BEING PEDDLED. IF NOT THAT MOST OF US ARE EDUCATED WE WOULD BELIEVE THIS STORY AND PASS IT TO OUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN AFTER THEM, SO IT BECOMES FOREVER.

THE PYTHONS NATIVE TO NIGERIA DO NOT BITE. WORSE OF ALL THEY DO NOT HAVE VENOM.
NO PYTHON IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN OBSERVED TO BE VENOMOUS.

I'M SAVING YOUR STORY WHICH YOU CLAIM ACTUALLY HAPPENED SO THAT WHENEVER I READ IT, I'LL APPRECIATE SCIENCE, BIOLOGY, AND EDUCATION THE MORE, AND PUT IN MORE EFFORTS TOWARDS THE EMANCIPATION OF MISINFORMED PEOPLE FROM THE CHAINS OF SUPERSTITIOUS AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.
TravelRe: Why Air Peace Airline CEO Chief Allen Onyema Saved Nigerians In SA by CAPSLOCKED: 11:19am On Sep 16, 2019
frosbel2:
Because Igbos by nature are kind people. He did what came to him naturally.....
BULLSHĮT.
CelebritiesRe: Kamene Goro: Sleeping With 27 Men Has Cost Me Huge Deals by CAPSLOCKED: 11:14am On Sep 16, 2019
CelebritiesRe: Kamene Goro: Sleeping With 27 Men Has Cost Me Huge Deals by CAPSLOCKED: 9:27am On Sep 16, 2019
donstan18:
An average Nigerian non-virgin lady sleeps with at least 10 different men in a month.
MINISTER OF VIRGIN WOMEN AND SEX AFFAIRS, HOW IS THIS YOUR BUSINESS?

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