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Na wa ooo! All these fake rainbowing and sand-fillings on the Island!
They are building high rise on soil that's not compact & stable.

I reserve my comment! If I say what is on my mind....ehn.
May her soul rest in peace.

FreeStuffsNG:
How Peter Obi spent Easter in detention in London.


According to the statement, Peter Obi was harassed by London immigration officials and placed in detention where he spent the Easter holidays.

“He was questioned for a long time and it was very strange for a man who lived for over a decade in that country,” the statement said.

Mr Onifade explained that the high implication of the offence is that the impersonator could be committing all kinds of weighty crimes and other dubious acts and it would be recorded in Obi’s name.

He emphasised that since the impersonator is still at large, the scenario is unimaginable


Has she heard this but decided to be silent about it. Mr Obi was detained for drug related reasons and incacerated in UK during the Easter holidays allegedly caused by an impostor who is one of Mr Obi's mob she is trying hard to defend.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/592990-how-peter-obi-spent-easter-in-detention-in-london.html

It must be very difficult to defend Mr Obi with this his alleged liabilities and the mob's criminal defamations and cyberbullying activities online.

You and your premium story are funny Bro. Funny Jackass everywhere!

Guestlander:
I agree with you perfectly. You found Obi after you lost Nnamdi Kanu.

Whatever gives people voice and hope, they will latch unto it. Its a natural logic. Don't make it personal.
I'm not in Nigeria, so don't make it about me. And if you must know, I'm Yoruba anyway!

Guestlander:
The Obidient started when Obi moved from PDP to the Labour party just a few months ago, have you been living under a tyranny since 8 years ago when there wasn't the so called Obidients?

Sometimes what people need to find their voice is a leader.

Why do government officials always harass citizens in this country?

Druggie people everywhere!

Talentuex:
I've always been caught in the middle about moving abroad..
Cos when I look at the cost its +(-)20million.. with that money I can buy a decent house In Ibadan and b come a landlord
And sometimes I think about my kids and would want them to have opportunities I never had., It's a constant battle for me do I move or stay?

I can tell you for a fact because I've tried both worlds. The best place to be comparatively is 9ja provided it doesn't implode.

Back then, going abroad use to be for the super rich and maybe few lucky common citizens. But now, the gate is wide open in this Japa generation.

The best people abroad favours are people that have the fund to go and come back. Many going there to stay permanently are not necessarily better off than people back home.

Oyinbo are super-smart people. They have a cunny way of controlling people's mind. Our people will forever till the soil for them the way I see it.

This person match Amaka with Ogunjobi dey send spam messages APShit paid him to be doing to calm down the masses.

PassingShot:
At the minimum, one would expect some of you to be reasonable and discerning.

A primary school kid should know that it is impossible to conclude an election petition case in three months let alone in a month and half.

Tinubu is our president for the next 4 years at the minimum.

The timeframe for the court is not 3 months and definitely not a month and half.
Just for you and the primary school kid knowledge next time. See the attached.

XerXers:

Remaining CNN and BBC

CNN and BBC own is coming. The documentary go shake tables oooo. Many people go follow join because they will include all the agencies and noisy spokesmen esp. some corrupt and fake professors with big-big grammar.

PoliteActivist:
You still don't get it is a joke or you just kidding?
That "you're about to be up to no good" makes it a joke. How can "you're about to be up to no good" be
a crime?? The statement itself is funny!

I get the joke Bro. I said we've deviated from that angle. But since we were educating ourselves that why I put all that out.

You and I know that Nigerian police don't know all these. They don't joke with it. They are always looking for things to nail you.

As a matter of fact, a police officer has harassed me for having a condom in my pocket once. Well I turned it right at his face that I'm going to where I want to go and knack! He already embarrassed me inside a public bus by dipping his hands into my pockets.

One thing I noticed is that Nigerian police do actually fear citizens that challenge them. The only thing I fear about them is the gon they carry cos some of them can be trigger-happy.

GogetterMD:
I was dropping her off and she farted right there in the vehicle, with the windows up, and pretended as if nothing happened .
I also pretended like nothing happened, but the feelings went from 100 to 0

Mehn.....that one get comma sha!

sulakishop:
I hate when dey act card less, dataless, fatherless, motherless and cashless once dey give you their number.

Dating should be a mutual thing , not one totally dependent on the other

Nigeria girls don't date. They are transactional deep down!

PoliteActivist:
Humor is an attribute of jokes. A joke is something spoken, written, or said with humorous intention.
My statement,
"It is illegal to have it in your car though, because it is an indication you're about to be up to no good"
is intrinsically humorous

Well then you understand my drift...If your Humor that is an attribute of Joke is injurious to someone, you can be sued for it.
On the bolded, we have well since deviated on that topic.

Yeah....you mean If my condoms were found in my car, it is that a crime? Even when government is advocating for people to use condoms to prevent HIV/Aids. But to you and the police officer, I'm up to no good! SMH.


For a crime to be committed, you have to state clearly, the legal statute that was flouted. It's very unfortunate that in our part of the world,
police and the people don't know what part of the law they are activating whenever they are taking stands.

Fineman2:
I can't date such a lady

I can

The whole world will just see all of us as druggie

The part that you "trollers" are causing is much. Anyway, that's what happens when a man brings himself to the world to roast!

kelvine:
The post doesn't add up.
CAN should focus on more important issues.
Imagine doing a threat to sue a company for an innocent advert and also trying to get christians to boycott taking the product.
Please peak milk is not a Muslim company.

Relax, they are not fighting Muslims. It's very irresponsible and insensitive to make such adverts.

thatigboman:
bars and clubs are rated 18 naa. If they display it inside their club or hotel, nothing wrong, except they display it in public view where underaged might see them

I think I wrote on the road side there. Did you not read that? SMH!

PoliteActivist:
This is actually wrong. Take the following, they are all obvious jokes from whatever perspective:

** I am on a seafood diet; I see food, I eat it!

**My wife says I am the only one she has ever dated. The others were all nines or tens!

** My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor!

Foremost, those are humours and not jokes. There's however a fine line between them.

Secondly, they are not injurious and are open ended.

I'm not referring to jokes/pranks that's referring/directed to no one in particular.

For example, If you write all "those" on your social media page and I went to your page to read. I shouldn't take offense because it's an open ended jokes that's not implicitly directed to me nor injurious in any way to my personality.

But if you specifically mention someone's name, race, religion on your page or blog either jokingly or not in a manner that defames, then you can be sued for Libels or slanderous comments.

If you remember Sterling bank and it's odious joke Easter last year comparing Jesus Christ with Agege Bread..."Like Agege Bread, He Rose!” It may have been a joke from the Bank's view but not to the Christian community. I guess you are grown enough to weigh that between funny and injury. That's why people call for sanction of the bank and sack of the MD.

The difference is in the level of injury it caused the victim and not the satisfaction or fun the joker derived.

Stuffs like that and including bullying are taking seriously in developed countries the moment someone reports it because it's no longer from your own standpoint of view (joke) anymore.

For more knowledge and understanding....
https://www.thecable.ng/pranks-the-legal-consequences/amp

https://bgwlawyers.com/the-unexpected-consequences-when-a-practical-joke-goes-awry/

https://www.daslaw.co.uk/blog/trouble-with-the-law-on-april-fools-day

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hoganinjury.com/pranks-gone-wrong-liabilities/amp/

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Whenever I see all these people selling Visa slots online, I ask myself if all their families, relatives and friends are already abroad.

PoliteActivist:
Only this guy above gets it.
It was a JOKE!!! Supposed to make you laugh!
How on earth can having intimacy gadget in your car be illegal??!!
But a bigger question is:
How on earth did this nonsense make front page??!!!

Jokes are not viewed from the person that cracked it. It's the recipient that determines if it's a joke! The same thing goes for pranks!

In other words, it's not you that will determine if it's a joke/prank or not for others. What is a joke to you, might not be a joke to others.

That's why if you joke and it hurts someone, the person can sue you or get annoyed for it. To you it might be a joke, but to someone else it can be an offence. Case in view (Chris Rock vs Will Smith).

There was a court case (I will search and find it for you later) someone was pranked on and in the process the person kpai. Now the pranker is serving life sentencing.

Since the post is for education purpose, I just say make I chip in one or two comments for us all to learn.

MasterJayJay:
These idiots never learn.

Firecrackers should be in the open not indoor.

Even smoking cigarettes should be in the open. Our government should institute a rigour fire and smoke control laws if there's none already!

The other day, I was telling a friend to put smoke detector/extinguisher and fire blanket in his kitchen. He was almost arguing it with me until I told him I will personally buy them for him if he doesn't see the need.

How much do they cost compare to the cost of building his mansion?

thatigboman:
No be wetin dem dey sell everywhere? How will it be a crime to have it hidden away in your boot?

Those people selling it are not suppose to display it openly too. It has to be in a closed shop. They can however display it open on the shelf inside the shop.

Another good example of this crime is committed everytime by most bars, clubs and hotels when they display banners of their shows with mapoka and strippers girls on the road. That is clearly a crime committed despite advertising.

PoliteActivist:
It is not illegal to have intimacy gadget as long as it's behind closed doors. It is illegal to have it in your car though because it is an indication you're about to be up to no good

It's only a crime if it violates the rights of others. He may be coming from a store where he bought his intimacy device?

Having a Love Machine with you or a porrn pics or your g/f nudes or xxxual acts you two involved in on your phone isn't a crime unless you start showing it to people who wishes not to see it.

To violate a law, the particular statutes violated must be quoted to give credence to the offence. That's how laws are determined. If there's no statute/law, there's no crime.

Biggers82:
Yes it is illegal to have it and it's also a sin just go and get married and start having children build a family you are just a lazy man and if I Know any police I will tell them to put you behind bars so that you will have some sense

You have to quote a section of the law to determine illegality!

As for sin, not everyone is religious. So that is irrelevant!

Marriage? It's an individual decision. It's not a crime not to get married.

mosho4all:
Good evening,

I had an encounter with Nigeria police twice regarding a intimacy gadget in my car which they are telling me is a illegal. They stated that it’s must be ceased from me.

Lawyers in the house please enlightening us regarding this please

You for telling them maybe your mobile phone too is a crime to have. If you have all your intimate girlfriends naked pics there!

DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me

If you're a lady, do you think you will dress better?

It was an auto accident and you use the word roasted! SMH

Life no come get meaning anymore! Are you Agbadorian?

kyber:
You Miss Someone’s Calls And Refused Call Back Yet You Pray For Destiny Helper

How Someone call you multiple time,sometimes different hours of the day then you miss the calls, after checking your phone later to see you have missed calls from a particular unfamiliar number, then Yøúñg refuse to return the call and act like nothing happened. Yet you still go to church and pray to God to send you a destiny helper, how?
Do you know if that was your destiny helper’s call you missed and refused to return ?

How else will your destiny helper reach you if not through phone calls

Do you know you can miss a life time opportunity by your attitude?

How do people even think and yet they say they are educated ?

What is wrong with you people?

This is why I like Oyinbo people. Once you call most of their lines, you will be routed to voice mail that will request you to drop your name, number, address and the purpose of your calling etc. That way, they can have a preview of you and your purpose before deciding on which of the numerous nuisance calls that's worth responding to. I do that a lot too. If your call is important to both of us, you will be willing to drop a voice mail message. If I don't have your number on my phone, it's straight into voice mail. Yeah, I know, someone will say what if it's an emergency? Well, that emergency should be stated in the voicemail message. Since my mobile phone is with me, once I hear the nature of your emergency, I treat it immediately you drop the voicemail message. Sometimes, you will receive some calls and they will just spoil your mood and/or your life instantly (esp. in the case of scammers)

One thing I've noticed that works very well for me is taking my time to process people and their messages. It has helped and saved me a lot.

If you apply for jobs in some reputable companies, they will often put in the forms for you to state the time/period they can call you if your application is successful or if they need further information from you.

Also some people because of their busy nature may have specific times they can attend to phones. That way people's calls won't disturb their lives and run them mad.

Most times when I give people my number, I do specify when they can call me especially if I perceived the person will probably disturb me with calls. It also gives me the impression of know how discipline the person is.

Honestly, if I were Zidane, everytime I jam this guy for road I go dey give am headbutt.