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Christianity Etc › Re: Elderly Witch Returning From Meeting Stuck On Roof Of Building - Facebook User by CaptainFM1: 6:53pm On Aug 03, 2017
There's no proof to buttress she's a witch. I hope you have not lynched her yet.....Zoo republicans
Investment › Re: MMM Returns With New Strategy by CaptainFM1: 6:47pm On Aug 03, 2017
CheezyCharles:
I didn't participate in MMM...My close padi lost 300k and I know a lot of people lost too and now these bastards have come with "new strategy" to decieve people. Thunder with new strategy (fire + wind) will faya dem . Awon oloshi .
I thank God for you not falling for MMM. Imagine my sister that I advised severally not to join MMM ignored my advise. I do not pity her and the husband when they came lamenting that they lost 500k to the scheme.

The truth is, Nigerians generally are gullible and we quickly forget past pains/disappointment. They will come with another style and trust me, millions of Nigerians will rush for it. Out quest for quick and dishonest money is what is killing us.
Sports › Re: Barcelona Takes Down Poster Of Neymar For Betraying The Spanish Club by CaptainFM1: 6:10pm On Aug 03, 2017
I disagree with Neymar. "If you want to be the best, you have to compete with the best". If he thinks he can't displace Messi and Ronaldo simply by being at Barcelona, he's not yet ripe for the best then.

If however he achieved that goal at PSG, it must be that Messi and Ronaldo have underperformed. He's simply looking for an easier and lazy path to stardom. He's a star tho, but should believe more in himself.
Politics › Re: PDP Settles For Atiku & Fayose As Presidential Candidate & VP Respectively - SR by CaptainFM1: 7:56am On Aug 03, 2017
Fair enough, they are still better than vegetables and bones
Car Talk › Re: FORGET THE BRAKE. YOU’LL DRIVE ELECTRIC CARS WITH ONE PEDAL by CaptainFM1: 6:56am On Aug 02, 2017
hucienda:
wahala dey o ... how much oil go com bi in di not too distant future? Hope governments at all levels are thinking strategically about this future.
Nice comment. I've said it before, we will drink the remaining oil reserves in this country.
Politics › Re: Acting President Osinbajo Receives Nana Akufo-Addo, Ghanaian President by CaptainFM1: 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2017
Anikulhapo:
One of these days, I will leave this country, I am tired of this nation, I even prefer Ghana sef
What is stopping u?
Celebrities › Re: Habib Olaore: "We Ask Neighbors To Off Their Generators When We Shoot" by CaptainFM1: 8:57pm On Aug 01, 2017
Slai1:
It's the norm, it's not supposed to make headline.
I hate norms in this country. We are so used to abnormal ways of life that it becomes a normal thing to us.

In most developed countries, its only farmers that uses generators.
Celebrities › Re: Habib Olaore: "We Ask Neighbors To Off Their Generators When We Shoot" by CaptainFM1: 8:52pm On Aug 01, 2017
Meeya22:
What's the essence of this news now
The essence is that electricity affects virtually everything in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Okowa Commissions Rain Oil Ultra Modern Mega Station And Mall In Asaba by CaptainFM1: 8:46pm On Aug 01, 2017
Why are we still building more petrol stations in this country? The whole world is phasing out non renewable energy, yet we animals in this zoo republic are building more filling stations. We will soon start learning how to drink our oil.
Politics › Re: Fayose Reacts To CNN Mockery Of Nigerian President by CaptainFM1: 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2017
Phylix76:
WHETHER THE CNN ARE JOKING OR SERIOUS THE GPS CHALLENGE is a Mockery to the Nation. CNN should be Sued. Am serious can they do that to their President?
You can't sue anybody for what is in public domain for consumption. There's no search engine you will check that will not give you the same answer. (NIGERIA). Even if asked which two heads of states spent more than 2months out of his homeland.... The answer will be Shehu Umar Yar'Adua and Muhammadu Buhari. It can only be from Nigeria. Zoo Republic. Even unborn babies from Nigeria knows the answer. If its a mockery, why then will Bubu and APC government allowed us to be mocked? Rubbish government. They should pack their load 2019. Oshokomole, their tormentor is coming.
Politics › Re: Fayose Reacts To CNN Mockery Of Nigerian President by CaptainFM1: 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2017
krendo:
Yes Fayose speaks the truth but he is not a presidential material
Who is a presidential material?
Politics › Re: Babangida, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Mamman Vatsa In Secondary School Bida.Throwback by CaptainFM1: 6:26am On Jul 31, 2017
Who verified this picture? I think they are just semblances. To hard to believe they will all be in the same school let alone same class!
Romance › Re: Wofai Fada Hot In "Wonder Woman" Themed Bikini by CaptainFM1: 6:15am On Jul 31, 2017
friedcorn:
See bwrests Jesus!

I will suck her nlpples, nibble it with my lips and squeeze it like it is my last.

Look at how big her toto is inside that bum shot. The toto don swell up sef.

I will suck her klitoris with passion, my lips and tonue will clean her labia majora and minora. I will twingle her vulva as she tries to draw my preek inside her.


My fingers will locate her g-.spot, i will scrub it as if na government work. I will turn her on her back as i forcefully insert my deeek inside. As scream fvck me harder ... Harder
U don spoil finish. If you read your comment again, you may realize how rotten you are.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Preaches In London Church As Ooni Ogunwusi Attends by CaptainFM1: 5:59am On Jul 31, 2017
ogbonti:
This Ooni must be wishing he could transfer his palace to the U.K., yorubas, una don enter one chance.. it seems this dude will give up his throne to work at DIY, as a common staff, what is his obsession with London anyways? His Oduduwa shrine is overgrown with weeds in Ife, the Oranyan staff has been abandoned and he is busy collecting offering in some small church every Sunday in London. Is this the end of the Yoruba traditional leadership as dictated by Ife? The gods must be angry to put this dude as overlord in Yoruba land. I rest my case!
Lol...He's the king of the world. He has subjects in the whole world.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Preaches In London Church As Ooni Ogunwusi Attends by CaptainFM1: 5:54am On Jul 31, 2017
Jostico:
grin Mr Mathew
You know he hates that. Why are you looking for trouble now?

https://www.thecable.ng/extra-anyone-wants-see-eyes-red-call-matthew-says-obasanjo
Politics › Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by CaptainFM1: 5:44am On Jul 31, 2017
[quote author=2016v2017 post=58996133][/quote]That one bettter ooo. If that's what he's doing? May he live long!
Politics › Re: Where Is Your President? CNN Asks Nigerians by CaptainFM1: 5:29am On Jul 31, 2017
sarrki:
What rubbish

What right do you have to ask us ?

Please go and face Mr trump
He's not asking us. He's asking the global audience. Even unborn babies in Nigeria know the answer. Whether we like it or not, it has entered "current affairs" and the answer will always be NIGERIA...at least for now. And if asked which two heads of states...., Again, it can only be from Nigeria. The answer is Shehu Umar Yar' Adua and Muhammadu Buhari.

You don't hold exclusive right for such things that are in Public Domain. Even all the search engines will tell you the same answer. We deserve Guinness Book of Records my guy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Forgive & Forget: I Don't Forget, Does That Mean I Have Not Forgiven? by CaptainFM1: 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2017
Even the "forgiven"....Its only God that can forgive truly. When someone hurts us its easier to say we forgive the person. Much more important is to also pray that God forgives the person. Us forgiven someone is nothing!

What then happens when we refuse to forgive the person and he/she prays to God for forgiveness? God may forgive the person. So as humans our forgiveness to one another should be an "expectant forgiveness" from God. He's the Supreme Judge.

So when we do not hold the power to forgive, we do not hold the power to forget. But when God has forgiven someone of wrongdoing to us, He also put smiles back to us so that we don't have to remember it, and if at all we remember it, we remember it to learn and to caution ourselves from similar circumstances.
Culture › Re: Point Of Correction To Google: Igedes Are Igede, Not Idoma by CaptainFM1: 8:40pm On Jul 30, 2017
I can't verify your claims/complains. But try and channel this to the relevant authorities. They may not read or hear of this in the next 100years on Nairaland!
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode & His Wife, Precious Stepping Out For Church (Photos) by CaptainFM1: 8:29pm On Jul 30, 2017
laudate:
Why do you people keep calling her his wife? shocked Dem never marry, nah! She is just a mere baby mama, bed warmer, olosho, friends-with-benefits, take your pick!
Na wa ooo FFK you sef no try ooo! Na when she born 5 for u...U wan marry her ni?
Who is that idiot that started this baby mama thing sef? Na Wizkid or na Davido?
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Otunba Olasubomi Balogun, Founder Of FCMB by CaptainFM1: 4:48pm On Jul 30, 2017
bigtt76:
This Ooni still behaving like he's still a prince shaaa undecided
Do you want him to behave like Nnamdi Cowardnu that has lost total respect for his country?
Politics › Re: "President Buhari Is Sick, Fayose Is A Mad Man" – Oshiomhole by CaptainFM1: 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2017
GR8ST:
With the way, this government is playing the acting roles... They are near perfect in writing scripts, am beginning to feel that the "THE CHIBOK GIRLS DILEMMA " was also scripted by this same government.
Thank God you already know say Chibok girls story na the greatest scam on earth. God will purnish all the conspirators with all forms of sickness and ailments. They will not enjoy the power they stole from Nigerians. They will all turn veggies and bones and die.
Health › Re: Benefits Of Sleeping For Eight Hours Every Day by CaptainFM1: 1:32am On Jul 30, 2017
If you live up to 60years, you would have slept for 20years. Why spending that amount of time in what you are still going to do for ever and ever, with no distractions. Just think about it!
Autos › Re: Photos From The Abeokuta Bikers Converge 2017 by CaptainFM1: 7:48pm On Jul 29, 2017
theophorus:
...Wanted to buy one in 2013 but A colleagues told me stories of Friends He lost to the "sport"


I just hope after that Party some people will not loss their Bike to "those boys".
Many thanks to your colleague for telling u. All over the world, majority of them (bikers) die in serious accidents.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How High Can You Work? Check These High Altitude Jobs(Photos) by CaptainFM1: 6:48pm On Jul 29, 2017
Explorers:
Skyscrapers window cleaners.




Window cleaners recruited to polish skyscrapers must have a head for heights along with a love ofwashing and buffing.

The high rise cleaners are often suspended hundreds of feet in the air, where they carry out their work from narrow platforms or swinging seats.

Thanks to an emphasis on safety training, deaths remain rare.

According to the International Window Cleaning Association, in the U.S. there was only one high-rise fatality per year from 2010 to 2014.





Pictured


Workers cleaning the windows of Dubai's Burj Khalifa building, the world's tallest tower.
There's automatic/robotic high rise tower wiper. Im surprised its not installed for Burj Khalifa. Anyways, hanging people up there in the sky might be a smart tourist attraction tho.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Nnamdi Kanu To Storm Lagos Soon For Rally - Pics by CaptainFM1: 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2017
Integrityfarms:
Have you had your hydraulic ewedu soup today? Is there anyone in your region that have half the bravery of Nnamdi Kanu?
His bravery will disappear soon just like your former warlord Ojukwu. Sense is yet to fall on you people despite the civil war. You need a new tactics for this secession not this political jamboree that your man doing. He has his own personal and hidden agenda.
Properties › Re: Why Do You Think This Building Didn't Collapsed Since D Soil As Been Washed Away by CaptainFM1: 3:12pm On Jul 29, 2017
I don't think individuals should be doing soil test. Since it doesn't change much plots by plots. Government should do a geographical soil sampling...,which I think they do. All they need to do is to make the data and info available to every developers.
Business › Re: Dangote Remains Africa’s Richest Man (see Others) by CaptainFM1: 1:27pm On Jul 29, 2017
colossus91:
i cant find my name theregrin
Ours can't be there man. We are trillionaires.
Crime › Re: See The Moment The Kidnapped Epe Students Were Handed To Lagos Government. by CaptainFM1: 12:59pm On Jul 29, 2017
OkoYibo:
Remember when the Chibok girls were released, some lunatics said the girls were looking to good to just be released.

I guess there was no MrP or Ruff n Tumble on their way to where they were presented.
Guy Fake Chibok girls were released after 2years. Are the Bk-Hrm T. lesbians? And even after that, it took government months to show the fake faces.
Government refused to let us know the BHT exchanged. Fake Chibok scams, Fake Government. Fake Nation. The solution to this kidnapping and other evil in this Veggie and Bones season is to split this nation. If you disagree, I command sense to fall on you.
Sports › Re: John Fashanu Arrested Over Land Scam by CaptainFM1: 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2017
kennygee:
Trust me, he intentionally scammed the buyer, is there anything like "forgotten land" in Abuja? The money used to pay him would have gotten a small genuine piece of land.
Maybe Land owned by Adam and Eve or Abraham! So much organized corperate scammers in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Flood Drowns A Bus As Passengers Fight For Their Lives (Video) by CaptainFM1: 3:53am On Jul 29, 2017
RealHaute:
Where?
A very good question.
Agriculture › Re: Lagos Acquires 32 Tonnes Per Hour Rice Mill From Switzerland by CaptainFM1: 10:39pm On Jul 28, 2017
Nicepoker:
acquire raw materials first before u install processing machineries. some Nigerians reason from their asssss.
You are the only one reasoning with ur asssss. All he need do is to collaborate with other states farming rice.
A good example is the production of "Lake Rice, (Lagos-Kebbi) partnership.
Acquisition of this mega machine might be to further bring down the price of the rice.

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