₦airaland Forum

Kondomatic:
Diversity is one of our major problems.

Diversity only became a problem when oil showed up! Our greatest problem is oil. And one would expect it to be our greatest blessing.

Except the pictures and even videos come from Fayose or FFK, I will never believe it.

EgusiSoup:
Why is it that the "Acting President" does not sit in the sit that is meant for whoever is presiding during FEC meetings? Does this mean there is a someone missing or there is vacuum in goverment?

Do they have FEC meeting at funerals? Why can't you restrict your comment to the topic at hand?

Ehiscotch:
Borrowing to fund infrastructural projects is a welcome idea. She is only saying we should not be over dependent on borrowing and we should boost our revenue generation in order to service debts and fund other developmental projects.

You are the only one that understood Mrs Kemi very well. People just post comments without understanding or background knowledge of how things work.

I'm worried about the way our people reason!

futprintz:
Osinbajo dey wash dis cap at all

People like you will see Mark Zucherberg and think he has just one cloth!

abbeyty:
I am also confused like you

If you belong to the political circus, u will know that even if our puppy dies, we all gather to morn. Anything at all that puts us on the front page news will continue to sell us. That's the stupid ways polithiefians think. Anyways, may her soul rest in peace.

admax:
To lead a country no be beans o. When do they sleep or rest sef?

How are people like Mugabe, who want to die as the President) surviving the pressure. We need sensible youths to occupy such positions

The office demands mental strength and requires a lot of selfless service. All over the world great leaders don't sleep like vegetables. And that's why they old very quickly.

Mugabe will eventually be disgraced outta office. Too bad such will happen to an old man soon.

Shiitposter:
Tell him you are a Transgender, that you used to be a man
but then you had surgery in Thailand to become a woman
Tell him your vagina was basically inserted by a doctor
and as such it can't lube up automatically, and that you are a mess down there.
Also, tell him that your balls are still basically intact, hidden at the back of what is now your vagina and that when you "cum" it's mostly sperm.

make sure you're serious when you do this.

Wow!, Where did you get all these ideas from?

Following some of the thread, I must say the issue you raised is a very sensitive one and there are no fixed sure-bet way to addressing such.

In my opinion, I would offer you the following advice;
1. Pray about it. Let God direct you.
2. Start as a friend with her. And I mean just a friend. That's how you can predict the end from the beginning.
3. If you are a good friend and you are influencing her positively, it will be noticed in every facet of her life, and if otherwise, it will also be seen. Note: Been good does not necessarily mean spending or taking up all her expenses.
4. Don't be overly chasing her. Give her her freedom once you have some level of trust in her.
5. Know her mum. Let her mum know you very briefly as just a friend/acquaintance. If she hasn't been seeing her with male friends, let your visiting her mum be very sparingly.
6. Back to number 3, If you've been a very positive influence on her, her mum will sniff that out, and she will ask of you once in a while. (Avoid her Dad 4 now, especially if he wants her to finish Uni b4 anything else).
7. Now, depending on her exposure, how long u can wait, level of communication between u two, your readiness, the circuit of friends she has and many more factors to consider...Once you both are satisfied with them all, you can take the relationship one level up.

Please note, you are not the only one that will be worried..., She will also act some of the above script. She will equally be worried and contemplate marrying someone 10years older.

Bonus:
1. You will have to be patient and endure with her.
2. She will need to get exposed, and that is always the major concern. You don't have to worry about that...Let her fly, but be there to advice and guide her.
3. Do not lean on your own understanding. Pray 4 God guidance.

kaziblake:
Biko how much?

He doesn't have to tell you. By his standard he made So so much, and so did many Nigerians because there was enough to go round despite their corruption.

But now, what we have is selfish and corrupt APC government that plunged us into recession, and their already thawed vegetable is hanging on to power as if its his personal property.

skimanski:
Tiling continues on our site in lekki. More pics like i promised.

Hello Bro,
Can I get this kind of tiles in dark green and white patches/sprinkled? I need it for external cladding.

Virgohills:
I invested 10million for my friend last year and he made 16million in 30days. Call me 08171542705

What did you invest the 10million in?

If you had enter Lagos through Ojodu Berger, you will understand the message our 3white priest are sending to JJC's.......Be Smart, Be Wise, Be Intelligent!

If u lack any of those 3 in Lagos..., U could lose much more than 20K

teamf:
One day , My comment will come on top. I will show it to My Biology teacher Mrs Adebayo , who said that I can't achieve anything in my life!
Like it Please.

You are using style to beg for likes abi?

ebby9z:
I think this is the best thing to do. once the state government is involved, even the police will sit up to do their job. Write a petition and post on various social media platforms.

This is crazy my brother. They should summon the owner too, and if the owner cannot be found, Government should take over the property, sell it and pay these people their money back.

Iamwrath:
Don't Use gas, simple solution

Human Error accounts for about 90% in nearly all accidents (auto, construction, aviation, domestic...etc).

So even if u use firewood to cook, as long as proper care and procedures to eliminate human error is not ensured, accident is bound to happen.

Leave a nylon carelessly around, and a baby will start playing with it until she/he choke herself/himself. That does not mean nylon is not good or not useful.

Human error is the biggest cause of virtually all accident, except for "act of nature".

Meanwhile, Dino is rehearsing the remix version of his hit track. Watch out.

Whoever wins is the real Omo 9ja. Oya enter ring ....For now, both of you are fake 9ja.

They got all of us! That's there aim. To keep us wondering and speculating! They will soon reveal their rubbish to us!
Has anything good come in RED?

COKE....too sugary and cause diabetics
AIRTEL....Very slow network,
UBA & Zenith....ATM machine messing up, congestion. Unnecessary hidden charges.

brunofarad:
You mean this kind of brown ?

I need a dark green of this pls...,

And this is happening under the "sleeping eyes" of an acting president that happens to be a Christian/Pastor.
Unbelievable!

nattyjay:
When a writeup is too long, it gets boring and point can't be proven.

This is even longer than a comprehension passage.

Solution= insecticide & Generator

You just added another problem....Pollution and Noise!
Best solution will regular sanitation and steady Electricity from PHCN.

But this is Nigeria, we lack the will to get things done!

jayinfo2:
Hello nairaland, please help a brother I just came to a consciousness that I can't do thing's by my power again. I have relied on my capabilities and have failed. Now I know it's only God that can direct me right.

I have made a resolution to get closer to God but I can't do this all by myself

That is the reason I came back to Lagos from the north.

I currently stay at Abule Egba Lagos and I need a good church that I can be committed to and would help my spiritual and physical life even if it is not near Abule Egba. Since I don't have the holy spirit yet to lead me to a good Church.

Please tell me a good church that can bring me back to life.


I really need your help .

RCCG Livingstone assembly at
Shola Martins, Puposola side.

He will soon remix his song again for this one!

abu12:
they can only start it, but they cant finish it.

its not easy to recall a senator in nigeria, going by inec law. it will be difficult to get 51% of voters who vote him in each polling unit of his constituent, to come and vote him out again.

Its good thing they start. Even if they don't achieve their goal, a precedent will be set such that every senator will know that they can be recalled by their electorate. Often times our problem is "starting"

We cannot finish everything in this life. Corruption will always be there...but we still have to start fighting it anyway. If we don't win now, generations to come will know where we stopped in the fight.

Receive sense Nigerians. Do rush sending money to this one ooo. There's a news going round that the Sergeant died. This one looks like a scam ooo

Padiga:
Nonsense, be ready to go bare chested on June I2.

Continue sitting at home...Hunger Part 2 loading for you.

proeast:
But you forgot that Yoruba's are not Igbos now, Abiola was arrested and later died in prison, you guys abandoned him. Nnamdi KANU was arrested and Igbos all over the world came out in large numbers even at the risk of their lives to challenge those that arrested him! May 30 was marked as a symbolic day for Biafrans, and every Biafran irrespective of tribe, religion or creed obeyed the clarion call globally. Khaki no be leather my brother. June 12 will come and go, and nobody will notice it!

You don't compare fighting and winning, with fighting and loosing!

What is the outcome of that May 30th sit at home? June 12 gave birth to May 29. We will not have this democracy if not for June 12. The Yoruba's fought to ensure that in 1999, it is Yoruba or Nothing. That's why you see that the two contending candidates in 1999 are both Yorubas. (Olusegun Obasanjo vs Olu Falae). This is record that will most likely not be erased.

Mind you, MKO's election that was annulled was just 6years earlizero. The Yoruba's fought and won their battle in just about 6years. I know how rigorous the battle was. If you weren't born by that time just google / research the fight for June 12, and the actors involved.

You perhaps will come across what is called "Abacha stove" in the course of this research. That's how standstill the Yoruba's pushed the regime. His predecessor, otherwise called Maradona was humbled to ground zero. He "stepped aside" and till today can't trace his steps back and will never till he pass on.

So why am I lecturing u? Very simple...The Yoruba's don't wage war to loose. They don't fight a lost battle for 50yrs. They fight intellectual battles.(Don't forget the hunger starvation Awolowo used in humiliating the Biafrans). That was just too genius! They hold the intellectual strength of this country. If you wonder how Osinbajo became the acting president....its their intelligent work from the onset.

What really actually hide the shame of May 30th was the Childrens day that fell on weekends and deservedly virtually all schools observed their holiday the next working day! So this makes the sitting at home a "bit real" Igbo men that likes money, when hunger started wiring, they had cancelled the sit at home before noon.

OZAOEKPE:
Even the people of South West won't honor that day...

It's already a regional holiday day! What more honour could be better.

buchilino:
DO U BLAME DEM, WE DAT HAVE BEEN PAYING WAT HAS D GOVT DONE WITH IT. VAT DAT ALMOST EVERY NIGERIAN PAY WAT HAVE DEY ACHIEVED WITH IT.

Government is working. That I know for a fact. We think Lagos state has money, but that's a very big mistake we are making. N30B per month is so meagre it cannot even transform the Estate I live in to the standard I desire.

A state like Lagos need to make N500B to N1Tr per month. We need to join the league of Mega Cities that are planning to build "Hyperloops" Dubai, California and others.

Eyeing is allowed. The same way I dey eye one fine babe early this morning...when I wake up, I realise say na dream.

buchilino:
IF I TELL U D NUMBER OF TAXES I HAVE BEEN PAYING 4 MORE DAN 7 YEARS NOW, U FEEL SORRY 4 ME. HEALTH TAX, HOUSING TAX, PENSION TAX ETC. D LIST IS ALMOST ENDLESS. SO PLEASE DONT TELL ME ABOUT TAX COS EVEN B4 I RECEIVE MY SALARY ALL DIS TAXES R DEDUCTED FROM IT. IF GOVT WANTS 2 GENERATE MORE REVENUE, DEY CAN DO IT. I WORK WITH GOVT SO I NO WAT AM SAYING.

I also have been paying the same statutory taxes for the past 12years. But the truth is, there are still lots of tax evaders.