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ELEYIofNigeria:
happy Easter

Same to my man.

Yes it’s true.

Btw, I am still looking for lion meat pepper soup to eat.

SyrusdeHansome:
Staying without having sex since 2019. It has been God all thro

You really doing this? What made you made this decision?

[/quote]he[quote author=TheMaterialist post=122404900]People that do not think about death usually take
life for granted.

It is delusional people that do not think about death, they always waste their time in fruitless
pursuits, behaving as if they will live forever.

For example I am one of such delusional people,
because I am wasting my time typing this on
Nairaland.

No you didn’t get my point. A healthy mind already knows death isn’t what you think about it. Thinking about it does not stop it or prevent it. A healthy person loves and lives life like today is the last.

For you to be thinking about death, it means you are sick.

Healthy people do not think about death.

This?

Davido ft Cavemen & Angelique Kidjo.


This is song will be nominated for Grammy. Not only nominated but it will win Grammy.

200k bet on it if you say otherwise.

Vintage9999:
I have this problem, I've tried different things nothing has really changed, I've done sti test, nothing is there. I want to be able to tame the sweetness as you said. How can I please?

I posted an answer to your question but I had erase it because I do not want guys to abuse themselves with it. It’s effective but dangerous when misuse.

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Blue pill men their body too dey sweet them when see women that’s the reason. The sweetness is so strong that it pushes the semen out within seconds.


While “Alpha” like you called it have successfully tamed this “sweetness” and don’t feel a thing even when doing it with the most beautiful girl.

If you want to master this, try not to cum at all whenever you meet your wife/girlfriend. It destroys their self esteem. They’ll think they are not good enough for you. Please note, this can destroy your relationship/marriage.

No I send them errands instead. I even send my mother and father errands too, and my village chiefs.

superCleanworks:
one full year.
but i pray it never comes to that because it is forward ever. I'm not in a hurry to go back to writing letters and buying stamps.

Or blowing white powder chalk in the air to send a message

HellVictorinho7:
YEAH ,DUE TO BADLUCK.

That’s not true. Give me a number. I have to talk some sense into you.

HellVictorinho7:
NO . BUT I CAN'T FORCE ANYONE INTO A RELA TIONSHIP WITH ME TO THAT EXTENT AND NOBODY CAN FORCE ME AS WELL.

You are still not saying anything. Is is that you can’t get a woman into a relationship with you?

HellVictorinho7:
I CREATED THE THREAD BECAUSE IT SEEMS I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY CHILD THROUGH A RELATIONSHIP. IT IS NOT FUNNY. THE CASH I WANT WILL BE SPENT ON REDUCING SADNESS. THE BUYER MUST NEED IT FOR SURROGACY OR IVF OR ANYTHING SIMILAR. I WILL ADOPT A CHILD LATER IF I HAVE THE MEANS. I HAVE BADLUCK WITH EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS IN THIS CASE. I DON'T FIND ANYONE COMPATIBLE WITH ME TO THAT EXTENT.

Sorry for trolling you. Accept my apology.

I would like to know how you came to the conclusion of thinking you cannot have a child.

HellVictorinho7:
I CREATED THE THREAD BECAUSE IT SEEMS I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY CHILD THROUGH A RELATIONSHIP. IT IS NOT FUNNY. THE CASH I WANT WILL BE SPENT ON REDUCING SADNESS. THE BUYER MUST NEED IT FOR SURROGACY OR IVF OR ANYTHING SIMILAR. I WILL ADOPT A CHILD LATER IF I HAVE THE MEANS. I HAVE BADLUCK WITH EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS IN THIS CASE. I DON'T FIND ANYONE COMPATIBLE WITH ME TO THAT EXTENT.

Did a doctor certified you unable to have a child?

HellVictorinho7:
WHATEVER

Are you going to sell or not? You created a thread for it, you don see buyer now you are saying whatever.

I want 10 gallon. Freshly milked, you must not eat fufu and amala before you milk it. Only green veggies and fruits.

HellVictorinho7:
STILL BORING, WHY NOT 50 GALLONS

I will buy 100 gallon if you can supply it. I’ll keep it the refrigerator and drink 1 liter from it every morning.

HellVictorinho7:
BORING

Okay sell me the sperm. I need 10 liters.

id4sho:
Stop your wife from entertaining that prophetess

Women are always looking for a higher power even in marriage. Many men do not understand this.

HellVictorinho7:
IT CANNOT WORK THAT WAY

I’m interested in your eyes. Both of them and tongue too.

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Kobojunkie:
1. Wrong! It is simply the first you have seen.

I am cooking a very interesting topic. I’ll tag you when I post it. Make we argue small.

Kobojunkie:
https://www.nairaland.com/7617455/nobody-wants-see-maternity-shoots#121861380

Ahh, that’s a first. I think that thread is the first time ever you have laughed on a post on Nairaland. I be con dey reason say you nor get joy.

Kobojunkie:
Very good questions! OP is not revealing exactly why it is that the inlaws keep intruding and that information is essential to understanding the nature of the intrusion and advice OP appropriately.

This emoji don suffer for your hand.


Is there ever a time you laugh/smile?

Uglyman029:
Why do you people lie unprovoked? Well, it's normal to assume this about countries you've Never been to. I pray you get a passport, ho there and witness things yourself. If not for inferiority complex killing Nigerians

I don’t live in Nigeria 😔

Ogbeni face your job and leave woman with her emotions.

HeartlessMan:
It's a girl. Females steal more than males.
Many were caught on FP today.
Bloody simp.

Okay sir.

The fact you believe it’s a girl behind the profile is worrisome.

FATHAT:
Yeah it's a fact you can confirm

I was shocked when I discovered this since two years ago. Every man experiences what is called “Little death” after ejaculation of sperm. I had to learn how to sex without ejaculation. I never knew this was possible before but I now do it with ease. It’s even more easier if you don’t smoke and don’t drink alcohol.

Another discovery I made is, women don’t find it funny at all that you have sex with them and did not release semen. It makes them feel worthless and unattractive.

“Carcholce, are you trying to say I cannot make you cum?

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How much is it?