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OP don’t mind those two people up there. Go to your woman, kneel before her and beg her to take your dlck and give you her pvssy.

temmyejo:
Experienced you mean??

The wisest people learn from other people's experiences!

“Other people’s” experiences you say but the person I quoted is telling us to learn from women.

Imagine a man with two hanging balls telling other men to learn masturbation experience from women!! I spit on his head!

dinachi:
You are a foolish fool! And here is the problem I have with most men. They are so fucking shallow minded!

Women have practically made dildos and vibrators very normal this is because they are by far smarter than some idiotic men like you. Dildos and vibrators are electronic masturbators. You will never see women rail against masturbation. But men, idiots like you condemn male masturbation! What the Bleep is wrong with you?

If masturbation is not good for men why is it good for women? Why are you so stupid?

Gentlemen, there is nothing wrong with masturbation. It's better to masturbate rather than to rape or even to waste money on prostitutes.

And your stupid argument that even if he masturbates that his dick will still stand is not just a foolish statement but also inherently so naive! Even if you Bleep I million women right now after a while your dick will still stand!

So whatever happens it's the same thing.

Guys save your money and life, masturbate responsibly. Learn from women They don't make noise. Almost all girls have dildos and vibrators. That's why they do you shakara! Be wise!

I don’t have need to respond to a man that is learning from women. Such a man is a pvssy.

Bornboy4:
Please do!

Fortunately I am no longer running away.

Bethcomm:
Holier than thou Nigerians will disagree with you while reasonable once will always rely on wanking to relieve themselves of sexual urge.

You are a weak man that is why you masturbate.

Even as you typed this, your brain is not functioning correctly. To show you that masturbation is never the cure. If you like masturbate 10 times a day, you’ll still wake up with an erection the next day. You are just wasting your vital life force with your own hands

Standing under a cold shower for 3 to 10 minutes will deflate that erected dlck within seconds.

Hitting the gym or a 50 to 100 push ups will divert the heat in your erected dlck and supercharge your muscles within seconds.

Take 5 pieces of bitter leaf and chew when your dlck is erect and watch the erection deflates as you are struggling to chew and swallow the leaves.

It is only a weak man that sees masturbation as a cure.

Yes ask again and again and again. Just turn it to cruise. But if She gives you don’t save it. When next you meet ask her for the number again.

Since She wants to play hard to get, you let her know she’s not important.

SIXTEENTH:
After all this things you jotted down, even if a man did all "a cheat must be a cheat" nothing more.

Fortunately the post is not talking about cheats.

An opportunity presented itself for you to know the kind of woman you are dealing with, you messed it up. If you are really honest you do not have money to give her for Christmas, explain things to her, let her know things are not so rosy but give her hopes when things get better you’ll make her happy.

Sit back and observe how She reacts afterwards, if She starts acting up and use her hand to spoil the relationship, it’s even better. But if she’s sticks by you and shows maturity about it, she’s for keep.

Rich4god:
Confront ke.... it's not like they were dragging the ladies I to the hotel.

So why are you creating a thread about it? You saw men that are doing what you despise, you did not confront them, you came to Nairaland to warn us instead.

You are not a man.

If you were man enough you’ll confront those men and say it to their face.

JASONjnr:
Lol....


There's no calling in Nigeria.....


We just wake up and chose 2hat will generate money for us to feed ..


The only people living their dreams are the rich class.... They can be doctors and lawyers without practicing it but be receiving salaries.

It’s annoying when I see people mention the rich class out of jealousy and envy. Who are the rich class? 95 percent of the so called rich class started poor. Very poor that they worked so hard to climb the ladder to become the rich class. This is how some of us will grow old envying the rich class and die without coming close to becoming anything in life.

MSN1:
Just imagine wot a full adult typed.
we no longer have smart youths that can argue with points, rather they insult u and make u look as foolish as them. na wa for una.

Same behaviour wit those shouting obidients dat wud insult whoever said any reasonable to argue with them.
the only reason this country is not moving forward is; WE HAVE A LOT OF DUMB YOUTHS,
Thanks for showcasing ur foolishness.
Read my signature and have a nice day. thanks

Funny you typed this and as well typed the trash I quoted. You want someone to argue with low quality individual as you? Not happening. Just take your drugs and stop spewing trash.

MSN1:
The ONLY problem Samsung have is;
THEY DOINT HAVE GOOD MARKETERS.
But dey are rite sha, luxury brands like Ferrari, lambo etc buyers know their worth and don't need d hypes.
For those dat wud say; The parts are expensive; Same reason u leave Baba BENZ go buy COROLLA, na same reason u dey hate SAMSUNG unecessarily, its a Super luxury fone and value for money unlike iphone wen de kill their users with hype.
NA MUMU dey buy iphone.
Aside Criminal Gboys using iphones for some unique purpose and pipo buying to show of and look classy, which oda use iphone users fit boast of?

You are sick. Take your meds and stop saying trash.

Ballzproblemm:
Chris Evans the actor of of the popular superhero captain America changed his iPhone 6 last year (because the phone spoilt),he worth $80m ,more than the mofos you are seeing.



The point is be content.

Everybody cannot be Chris Evans. Floyd Mayweather lavishes money on frivolous things, he worked for it. You cannot tell him to be contented after receiving all those jaw shifting blows. But everybody cannot be MayWeather.

CloudTrees:
I don't understand what all this negativity is about. Cant you make your point inline with the topic?

Nigerians with bad belle. They don’t want to see you looking fresh, they’ll ask you why the heat is not drying you.

OP also have it in mind that some people have families abroad that send them gadgets. Go to Edo states where almost every household have a family member abroad.

Kobojunkie:
How old are you? Please at least pick up a book or how to socialize without being creepy about it before you approach this gal again. Wetin be she casually mentioned breasts? We all have breasts abeg, so no need to hyperfocus on the mention of breasts. If you are uncomfortable, there are ways to deal from subtly changing the subject or asking her to be specific so you don't end up seeming like some sort of pervert or creep.

Pick up and read books on development of social intelligence skills abeg before you go on. Also, realize that the best kind of cool is the "Be yourself," kind.

Honest question wey OP ask nai you begin call am perv or creep. All these women know what they are doing. The lady is setting a trap for the OP to fall into. A very naive man like the OP is what most women like to associate with. I had a friend in university that was always hunting for virgin guys. If She notices a guy is very naive and a virgin, she’ll do anything to disvirgin the guy. A complete turn on for her.


If the OP wasn’t socially awkward, the next line of communication would have been show me your brexx. I want to see it. From there …….. !!


Happy Sunday Kobojunkie!

Rolings:
Believe that you will believe anything.

My guy the moment you Marry the less sex you get from your wife.

What is less?

And what is the average amount of sex a man should be getting from his wife?

Kobojunkie:
That only existed when your mothers practically lived as though slaves to your fathers. There is no such thing in the real world.

You are mistaken my post for men that are always Hot. Free access to punna doesn’t mean you are having it everyday. The free access could be once in a year but it’s there, it’s yours. It’s only stupid men that want to be having sex all the time and whenever they want.

thesicilian:
Only an unmarried person thinks this

Free access to punna doesn’t mean you are having it everyday. The free access could be once in a year but it’s there, it’s yours. It’s only stupid men that want to be having sex all the time.

DECLAN2015:
Na bcis u never marry
The thing go even tired u
Sex is overated

Free access to punna doesn’t mean you are having it everyday. The free access could be once in a year but it’s there, it’s yours. It’s only stupid men that want to be having sex all the time.

CaveAdullam:
Fear isn't the basis of human behavior. Survival and longevity are.

Survival and longevity equals fear. Fear of cold weather is why sweater was invented. That’s survival.

Fear of wild animals is why hunting objects were invented.

PoliteActivist:
Nope. Fear as in, if I don't give him he might do something to me or not like me, or disrepute me in some way. Examples, if you don't give to the church you won't go to heaven, if you don't give to your wife she'd tell people, if you don't give in an event people will think you're broke, if you don't give a person he may no longer like you, you give to a powerful person to be in their good graces (though it is camouflaged as love), you give to a bully so he won't face you, you give to your family so people won't talk, etc. There are a thousand examples, all camouflaged as altruism, love, and generosity when it is actually self-interest and fear

Well said. You are highly intelligent!

It also does explain losing grip on the receiver when each points is broken down.

Who can help me?

Any related chapters, verses in the Quran relating to sex, fornication, adultery etc.

I need everything from A to Z.

I appreciate your help in advance.

PoliteActivist:
The flaw in your thesis is that you fail to take into account that much of human behavior (giving included) is motivated by fear (sometimes quite camouflaged fear but fear nonetheless)

Interesting.

Did you mean fear of losing grip on the receiver?

wittywriter:
When the purpose of something is unknown abuse is inevitable.



Wittyness

Purpose unknown? Are you kidding me?

Wujio:
Lolz. My current earmings is ten digits. Keep your peanuts. Im not the one in need


Slave driving con artists

Why you dey vex? You said you have something to sell. And I am a buyer. Isn’t that how it works?

Wujio:
My profile. WhatsApp. I am at my production site as i write.

No I am not contacting you yet. You have to list the 50 business ideas you have first. Listing them doesn’t mean you also have to explain the business model. After you list them, anyone that piques my interest I’ll contact you and have you sell me the model and everything you have. I can even buy you as well.

Wujio:
How much will you pay for the information. I have up to fifty. I am.currently.doing three

What’s your fee? If you have a good business plan, I’m ready to buy it!

Intelligent's minds here!


Before you start with your negative comments about the Naira/dollar war and bring the government into it, you should know that during and after a war in any country, an intelligent mind saw a problem and created a solution. Today, those intelligent minds owns a larger share of the world’s resources.

There’s a gold mine waiting in the present Nigeria.

Abyounghammed:
So na big yansh dey carry u go church abi, after all this year's u no still dey familiar

I don’t go to church

The most important one is not even on the list.


What about free access to punna?