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You can use this pictorial reference.

Scan the ABS system. It will definitely show you what the problem is.

Cardoctor

Read up some more information here on this link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1523351/beware-catalyst-stealing-mechanics-welders

This picture seems to have been taken from the driver's seat. Who's zooming who here?

Lagos moskiltoes? Hmmm. You can't escape. They will still find their way in and bite the hell out of you.

I'm sure you mean the van and not bus. Busses are used for carrying passengers. Vans are more appropriate for furniture haulage.

Please rephrase the title of your post.

Cardoctor

Its a remote engine start device. Its probably not working anymore or disconnected.

The reason why it states that it should be installed only in automatic vehicles and not a stick shift is so that it doesn't accidentally start the car when in gear.

Don't panic as other suggestions indicated the possibility of it being an IED. Very funny though.

Cardoctor

Obienesarah:
ThankGod no river under d bridge, quick recovery my dear.

You are talking about thanking God no river under the bridge?

There is a road underneath the bridge. That car could have landed on unsuspecting pedestrians, keke napep or another vehicle causing more damage, injuries or fatalities. God help us in Abuja. Erun ba mi o.

Simple.

Same way you would get rid of rats in your kitchen. RAT POISON.

Drop a few chicken bones from left overs coated with the poison around your engine bay. Leave the vehicle parked for a few days. That should surely exterminate those vermins.

Check with a pair of latex gloves and remove any dead ones hidden around the engine bay if not the smell will "kill" you.

Cardoctor

Beautiful couple

These stories are getting too common these days.

Better. Save the money for the CHANGE agenda.

Wonders shall never end.

Hmmmmmm

Who cares. As long as the price of garri doesn't change.

Always known him to be a humble guy. Long live the emir.

Naija. We don't give up.

Keep watching. Many more will come.

Which of the Babangida's is this?

olasha1:
congratulation to u pretty lady..the baby must be a blessed child just escort d granpa new post..waooo
in another news
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I never knew pidgin English to be this sweet. Nice one.

We have heard

Nice one. Thumbs up to Nigeria Police.

Where is the fourth person?

Na today? That place has always been a bad spot since 1914.

The borrower is a slave to the lender.

Wow

Well done Mr President.

Just make sure they are the original ones. Trust Naija, the fakes are already springing up.

Very funny. But the vehicle won't be able to move if the positive and negative magnets are on it.

Too many untrained drivers on the road. Very sad. Rip to the dead.

PHEWWW. IM ALREADY OVERHEATING.

You run the risk of damaging your fuel pump because of poor cooling. Your car has an in-tank fuel pump that heats up as it operates. The main purpose of the in-tank fuel pump design is so that better cooling efficiency could be achieved during operation as the fuel in the tank helps to keep the pump cool.

Btw, Why would you want to drive with low fuel in your tank?

Car-Doctor