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iTroll:
No mind the stupid girl
E wan day take wetin she no fit give
This height requirements is the most stupid thing I've ever seen
A lot of great men that their names are being remembered till tomorrow were short men
Men like Alexander the Great and Napoleon Bonaparte were relatively short men.
That babe na complete mumu

No vex. We understand the situation.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

Just say you're looking for me.

FuckingMachine:
How come we are only seeing the pictures of one room? If his house really got burnt shouldn't we be seeing the exterior damage??


A room in your rented 3-bedroom apartment got burnt you upload a YouTube vid claiming mansion owner. Wetin landlord go come talk?

Na wa.

you think say Orezi no fit own that house abi na bad belle de worry you?

HAD3S:
I wouldn't blame a child like you. I bet you were still a toddler when Gen. Sani Abacha was the head of state.

They don't know anything. None of those funds were in his name.

The west really dealt with Abacha. They killed him and tagged him poisoned apple fed to him by prostitute.

PrinceOfLagos:
Nigeria Stories


I think it's about time that out religious leaders do a background check of Nigerian politicians before paying them visits because the Late head of state, general sanni abacha is the biggest thief in Nigeria political history.

Shut up! How's Abacha the biggest thief? Everything he ever saved to pay them of after the sanctions was rejected and they were saved in their economy, since he's not their stooge and was having problem with the west, they tag everything with "abacha's loot" and you people believe them.

GanagiBitrus:
NFF should hire a more affordable indigenous coach, & stop subjecting the country to global ridicle.

They always embarrass us.

ROZZAYY:
hmmmmm been in the real world o my dear

😮

idolda:
Lol, what about the one signed in 2019 to generate 11,000MW of electricity by 2023 with the same company?

Read again.

Adelabu said different factors including COVID-19 had affected the progress of the project after its initial signing in 2019 but that Nigeria is now ready to proceed and deliver.

moppie123:
The state governor really blew his chances and should have himself to blame if he doesn’t win in 2025. A lot was expected especially with the whole Dubai Taiwan mantra and the fact that he has achieved a lot in his career. Almost 2 years down the line, nothing has changed really. He just came in, did the usual thing like every other average Nigerian governor. Nothing special to say that we are being led by a highly rated professor of economics who has been engaged at the highest levels. No massive economic or infrastructural turnaround, nothing, just the usual road constructions with open gutters and no functional walkways. No organised and digitised markets and bus parks. No plans to widen and digitise the tax net. No plans to upscale the informal economy or set up SMEs, just business as usual.

How do you expect anyone to do all these within 2 years is beyond me.

I know we have the worst brand of politicians in Nigeria, but Anambra is lucky to have one of the best in our country as governor.

yinkus6750:
Permutations upon permutations.
Alignment and realignment.
Changing deputies for second term ticket is not a new thing.
It recently happened in Imo State.
Go with someone with good electoral value.
That's the most important thing.
Best of luck to them all.

In all this, the people are not the focus of these politicians.

Verisalo:

you go soon enter hand.

zicoraads:
Why is the write-up filled with so many grammatical errors? To think this is the official spokesperson of a large party's candidate is sad.

If your life is at risk, your family is in danger and the police command in your state is after you on the directive of the governor, try and write in an error-free grammar.

[b]There was a time a similar method was deployed against Amaechi - a high-ranking police officer is unleashed on people they think are standing in their way. Wike used his federal might or backing then, and when the table turned, same thing was done to him. In fact, in his own case, some officers heading a unit were sent to give him fire.

I laugh when people call for state police. Imagine what the governors are doing with the federal police and and independent arm like judiciary and an umpire like INEC. Imagine what their doing with state electoral commissions and the LGs - then you want them to have their own police at their beck and call. Think again.


From the navy commander called Akeleze to Berthrand Onuoha, to the INEC state and LGs collation or returning officers, they're mostly our brothers from the east and this crime is being committed against the people of Kogi with their support, then we turn tomorrow and cry for a good country.


The Naval commander was arrested when Muri cried out, I don't know why Bertrand Onuoha is still there to kill for Bello.


There are signs that Muri is gaining ground with evidence, then they're trying to frustrate him like they did to Natasha.

It's right to give up on Nigeria. I don't know where we're going to start the reform from. The rot is too deep.[/b]

Bestmanfornow:
Less I forget, newly built indigenous Aston Malt plant an indigenous company known as Eastern Distilleries ltd located in Ogbaru will be commissioning soon
https://www.easterndistilleries.com/astonmalt/

This one wan copy Amstel malt by force.

Paraman:
Alia should have turn Benue State to Dubai in less than a year, Just the way Otti has turned the whole of Abia state to Dubai in less than a year

Simple!

Artiiclebeast:
Buses to ply decrepit roads.

A so-called priest who can't distinguish himself from a poorly-rated Ortom in performance and securing the lives and properties of his citizens is a failure in my opinion.

Cluelessness at it's best.

you want a magic wand from the governor in 7 months?

Longpriq:
All the lies wey dem tell for your country nothing you do, na Xiaomi wey dey mind their own business dey give their customer joy through their products na him you dey attack. Explanation kii you dia

He knows politicians are born liars, but for a brand to lie, that calls for worry.

DomPerignon:
International oil companies are being deliberately cut out of the international finance sector courtesy of one man's satanic policy to plunge the earth into global economic and financial chaos.

Economic Sustainable Goals was drafted by one man - Larry Fink who heads BlackRock Group.

BlackRock owns virtually every international corporation.

IOCs are no longer being financed by BlackRock owned banks citing climate change initiative.

They don't care about the climate, they just want to see an explosion in energy prices that will put the entire globe on its needs.

High energy cost translates to high food costs.

This is their grand plan in depopulating the world through an ochestrated man made global famine.

Oil is a vital component in agriculture . From fertilizers, to diesel powered tractors, pesticides to transporting and storage of food produce.

A major war is being waged on the world towards creating an impoverished, malnourished and heavily culled population so as to make the transition to global corporate statehood under the WEF complete.

The war in Ukraine is all coming from BlackRock
As it not only has seen to sanctions on Russian fertilizers and oil but also grain exports from both Ukraine and Russia .

BlackRock has since taken ownership of Ukraine and the war was not only to depopulate Ukraine but to take over its fertile lands and from there plant GMO crops.

We know there's something behind this climate change song everyone is currently singing.

Before the discovery of oil or fossil fuel, the world encountered certain climate changes, what caused them?

This is to hold developing nations down and force everyone under one world order.

I don't know how countries that depend on oil are following those without oil for guidance on this.

They should be the one to come up with counter technology to reduce emissions instead of taking oil out completely.

GODPUNISHALABI:
Very matured colours compared to burna wey just dey paint him cars different clown colours

fact! Black is everything!

Shalommy:
Chaii... Small man. He don try but none go follow am enter grave. Oops!!

Allow him to enjoy. He knows he'd leave them here.

Ifemelu80:
Hi,

My ex called me yesterday, out of the blue, after 14 years of radio silence.
He was my first love and I thought we were in a relationship for 3 years only to find out I was just his side piece to the side piece.
He broke up with me by blocking me on his phone and social media and that was it.

A mutual friend reached out to me about 2 weeks ago. We had also lost contact for years. We talked about everything but him.
So I was very surprised to get a call from him. He said the mutual friend told him about our reconnection so he also wanted to get in touch. We chatted for 10-15 mn, he asked me about my life and told me to save his contact.

Now, I'm wondering, why would a man call an ex girl friend he didn't really care about, after more than 10 years ? We were never close friends and don't have any common interests, personal or professional circle anymore, so what's the point

You're still in love with him, hence the excitement. He'd break your heart again.

Why would someone who broke up with you by blocking your number and social media without any cogent reason given reach out to you and you're excited? It's either that he's missing the sex or he's not in peace in his current relationship.


What did you do to him?

haybhi1:
Lazy Africans. Always looking for succour at the wrong time, in anything. Comtemporary white nations are bolstering themselves with important developments and innovations—AI, automobile, technology, and so on. We dey here, nostalgia and superstition dey suffer for our hand.
Look, Oraykon, I'm not a clown. I'm only looking out for us as the black race. We can't keep living this way. This self-inflicted repression must stop somehow, and I believe sensitization is a great way to begin, thus my earlier outburst/comment. Look at the Whites, they literally dictate our lives. We have to rise and be able to contribute immensely to humanity too. Any 10 minutes we spend living in the past, like hounding on old nostalgic memories, is a 10 minutes spent by the west to bolster improvements on NLP, DL, ML, Warfare, Spacecraft, Health, and so on...

I was born pre-2000, enjoyed many fond memories as such, but I realize everything we did inherently as a group is now either repressing or being dictated by other race, while they grow in leaps. They didn't have such development as they do now. But we, in contrast, have nothing to show for it.
It hurts me that you choose to see it this way. We have to help ourselves, strengthen the black race.

What have you done to change the narrative?

MindOnMatters00:
Bro wizkid na pure S.V.C same with Kizz Daniel, go do ur findings and see.

Davido na while Burna boy na Buccaneer

Birds still dey fly for dat Benin wey you dey talk so

See what Nairaland censorship has done to your post.

Davido and Burna are both Egede men!

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar anyday anytime twice on Friday


But the only place where me and Wizkid for get problem na that bird way him be


Because for Benin city we dey declare a no fly zone sometimes and all birds must drop down

Wizkid no be airlord. He's aro bagger!

Get your facts right.

mathelglobal:
I'm from Kogi State and in Lokoja... Don't mind APC and bello, the Kogi rec never give bello chance to rig the election it was those rec that came from Abuja that did those rubbish.. All APC is doing is to stop sdp from accessing bvas.. Inec in Kogi never refused to give access to sdp Ajaka.. bello want to buy the rec but no way, that's why some thugs surrounded Inec office 3days ago and now every where is blocked even main road lead to Inec office...with ARMY. Don't mind them God will definitely humble Kogi lion soon

kudos to the army. They've really demonstrated professionalism from the election to this moment.

Everyone knows Yahaya is a violent person. I hate his sense of arrogance.

SDP raised this alarm some days ago and the security agencies should have been proactive and forestall this attack. Thank God no life was lost.

If Yahaya truly won, why is he jittery? Stupid man!

The court would give him like they did with Natasha.

Bobloco:
When the APC begin to raise this type of alarms and make unfounded allegations, know that they are up for no good.

Infact, APC is that witch that cried in the night and the baby died in the morning.

Do we need to ask who killed the baby?

The spoke-person alleging this is incoherent in his diatribe.

How can the beneficiary of the inspection of material still attack inec? They want to frustrate them from meeting the deadline of some technical arrangement within the court.

Yahaya is a thug and a violent man. He's responsible for the attack.

They just want INEC to do what it's doing in Imo and failure to act like the one Imo is why they're also attacking them.

BluntCrazeMan:
There were two BVAS Server Reports,, and one BVAS Direct-Inspection Report...

The BVAS Inspection Report was used because it was regarded as the “Most Authentic” of all the reports, being that it was generated by the direct inspection of the BVAS Machines..

That didn't really mean that the BVAS Reports were irrelevant..

But since a superior evidence existed,, then it supercedes the rest of all the other evidence.

what was the superior evidence?

Kukutenla:
He should vote in an election were results have already been written even before accreditation
You guys should learn to diffuse politics from common sense. Do you know how many people did not vote in Kogi and Imo especailly? Were they all rabblerousers too?

Did you read to understand i'm trying to talk about "rabble-rousery" in terms of his over-talking and little action? Have you not heard he's not going to court?

bukatyne:


At this rate, is there anything men can do well?

Even cheating NL men claim is their forte is a problem to execute well.

Women are at cheating than men - they can delete all traces.

We don't cheat, we only try to follow the dictates of our internal biology and the polygamous tendencies.

blackboy:
The economic hardship in the country is politicians induced so that Nigerians can be corrupt. INEC officials and judges are suffering like all of us and when they are tempted with thousands of USD cash or millions of Naira they see debt paid, school fees paid, house built , land bought , traveling etc they compromise. How many Nigerians would reject juicy bribes. The ppl I feel so sorry for are those who collect N5k or less or even more to sell their votes. The system of Nigeria from top to bottom encourages corruption

There's no truer statement than this.

wonder233:
Staged attack, to make it look like aggrieved opposition candidates are behind it.
What manner of security should a REC have that armed gunmen cannot easily take out?

This one INEC is heeding the request of tribunal, Yahaya Bello is a dangerous man and can go any length to achieve his aim.

Again, opposition who want the tribunal relocated to Abuja for the safety of the judges and witnesses might want to use this as a ground to request relocation.

I'm sure the system and the universe is ready to deal with Yahaya for all his atrocities and the signs are there.

BluntCrazeMan:
Him for try naa..

Habaaa..

Establishing precedents is important.

Thats the importance of all these things - it helps to correct the process. You know Dino is a rabble-rouser and he's acted in his usual way. That's why people don't take him seriously. He didn't even vote on the day of election. PDP messed by giving him ticket.