₦airaland Forum

mclorenzo:
What about those on the same plane with the Italian? They might be in the new location you are fleeing to.

ChieduJoshua081:
Hahaha. You gave me a good laugh this morning. Fear fear

J111333:
It depends on the wife.
With wives like Ishilove and Pocohantas, I won't even live in the same village with them.

They like money too much and I keep all my money in a nylon bag tied to my waist, don't wanna die in my sleep biko.

sharone21:
Even if people say men are unemotional and some cruel, it can never be a guy with sisters especially youngest son. Also, they seem well nurtured, being in the midst of nurturers, they will be the last to behave indecently even for cases of men holding their 'crotch' publicly.

MarianaTrench:
Last children are the most useless!

bjprodint:
abuja

bjprodint:
Money is good ohh,poverty na bastard.am still struggling with my pop corn business wey too slow.I wish I had finance to finance my business, people for dey post my story for nairaland...money is the bicycle to prosperity

Shibaraba:
I'm done with people who come online to ask questions they know the answer to already.

My question is, how una Preeq dey strong when una broke. When I'm broke Ogbeni my Preeq no dey get life. My Preeq has the same feeling with shibaraba. I'm suspecting it has a brain sef. Once my account balance is pink if you like open the punna to my face, make your Yansh be like buffalo own, make your breasts be like oganigwe own, e no go strong.

But make account green. E dey strong even for sleep

Gnaeusmagnus:
Ok, wear jeans and singlet when applying for jobs.

Am sure they will give you the job.

Good luck

Gnaeusmagnus:
Not when you are applying for jobs, or meeting the parents of the babe,you're not.!

Gnaeusmagnus:
So, do you dress casually on official visits to civil service offices?

Mark Zuckerberg dressing down does not mean everyone else should dress.down.

Or you would like it if your banker or doctor or lawyer dressed anyhow when transacting business with you?

Zuckerberg or no Zuckerberg, dressing well still carries better influence

Mescana22:
One Lager Beer for you, You are a real Niggar, leave all those Opportunist and Potential Oloshos

lexy2014:
If celebrating love every other day was d focus, "valentines day" won't b an emphasis

PrimadonnaO:
No need for all these long stories. If he has to ask whether she's worth it in the first place, then they simply shouldn't be in a relationship.

She should do herself some sweet dignity and call it off.

victorian:
I'm. Making a whole lot of sense


A guy that's even giving his gf the option of ending their relationship if she doesn't accept no val celebration, their love celebration on lovers day.. Is that what u call he loves her?

Loves her indeed. He doesn't give a damn, if they breakup!
He's ready to free her if she insist on Val. And I bet that's why she's quiet thinking about it. So my guy is ready to breakup? Wow! Just like that?

I don't need to, or have to tell him anything should make him see reason why he need to consider celebrating Valentine's Day, even with 2k he can celebrate his love for his babe and who knows she herself will. Also be willing to gift him. Everything is not meant to be expensive but the thought of I cherish the lady or cherish this day on lovers day.

Anyways he has given her a open cheque , to stay or leave.

It's his call. Not mine.

victorian:
Don't worry, she won't reply u. She will keep mute but remember another guy will help u, do your job

You think guys are not pestering her for dates and to be their val?
She will help herself and choose one .

At the end on Vals night u are happy watching tv

She's happy going on a memorable night with one correct guy.

So be happy u won't drop shishi or pamper her that day. Na u sabi!

pocohantas:
It is okay. Just something I noticed on social media. There are 36states in Nigeria na. I can't answer that on a public forum.

pocohantas:
Why do people assume everyone stays in Lagos. You done see me for Lagos before?

pocohantas:
No problem. Make I dey hope on next year be that. Enjoy your weekend.

pocohantas:
How long will it take you to make plans?

pocohantas:
He will be fine. Probably when he gets a job and people who matter in reality.

Oh really? I don't do well with surprises.

pocohantas:
Anyone who is stupid enough to make me their headache should be ignored. I don't even notice them, they do the noticing and that is how it should remain.

Where are you taking me to for Valentine, Cassyrooy?

NuissancePolice:
You are either a classic case of swallowing panadol for another person's headache or poco's alternate moniker. Lol.

[s]You are a fvcken asslicker. Perhaps she might reward u with puna later.[/s]

Tbh, the lady is intelligent but has a very nasty attitude. I think she will maximise her potentials if she remains unmarried. I have a cousin like that.

NuissancePolice:
LmAo. And i thought people where just teasing you by calling u evening newspaper. Never knew you were actually soo evening.

sassysure:
Men are looking for imaginary virgin and tight pusssy and who to control. That's why u see a 40 yr old man getting married to a 22 yrs old.

project4OO:
1-3 years max. I need a wife not a niece.

Martinez39s:
I really don't understand what you are saying.

Martinez39s:
My cousin, a female, paid me a visit alongside her mum. When they arrived, I was sleeping. Surprisingly, my cousin, with her fairly big ass, came into the room where I was sleeping, sat on me, and started handling and plucking the hairs on my leg.

When I woke up, I was like "wtf?" within me.