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pocohantas:
How am I sure you guys know what you were marking? Nigerian graduates are not so smart either.

Chim ooooo! Savage.

Nepa, abeg bring light o. I no wan go anywhere in the next 2weeks or more self.

Their Head Boy will pretend not to know of this, or will say it's not 50, it's 15

Probably as a result of undertesting and underreporting of associated cases.

Like the 150 in somewhere in Nigeria that was not included and completely denied as a probable case by the Head Boy in the state.

Macsjebs:
Bcoz u see it when people create threads and mention him

This may be misleading, u may need to edit it

cc: dominique

That is why I'm shocked. I'll edit his moniker out of my comments.

Gudlite:
Nobody mentioned MMM
Giverforum etc


Abi nobody for Nairaland participated?

My MMM 2016 experience.

Someone sent 100k to me through my elder sister, as a respectful young guy, I didn't demand immediate forwarding to my account because the need for the money was in two months time.

I reached Abuja and everything was normal o, some my of friends in my previous location were cashing out and I was seeing serious evidence but I refused to join.

Then I asked my sister for 20k to do (then they promised some extra for the December period, so I was expecting around 42k) and I had 2accounts one for referral bonus and the other for my investment.

The referral account paid. My sister with glee on her face, informed me of already investing 50k (and was expecting up to 85k then), Chai! I come dey beg her to top up the refund to 60k for me, she just dey insult my father join.

Without any form of doubt, she gave me the 20k I requested and I paid those matched to me for payment.

Boom, 2 days for her to receive her money, MMM froze payments o. I was shocked that Tuesday morning, and later that evening I didn't visit her house as I normally do whenever I don't know what to do with myself.

On Thursday, na so I go her place, after I've recovered from the shock (of losing 70k combined). I land story say market don baje to her, she almost ran mad.

Funnily, she don go buy things for her children early enough from Suleja from the remaining 30k wey dey her hand. 100k don dissipate like puffed smoke.

Na me come tell her say make she no worry say I go find another way to cope when time to use money arise.

I was scared for her then than the money o, because if she commit suicide, I can't bear it.

Three months later, I one idiot still enticed me with ponzi and I drop 10k and lost it too.

MissJoy29 come and see something o, and share your own.

Opexzy:
He owns both moniker... He is a thief.. I might share his pictures very soon

I'm shocked. That's all I can say at this time.

Opexzy:
November 2018 I joined a whatsapp group via Nairaland to learn about mini importation from china. The group was created by one Jang or Ugwu guy, i am yet to find out the guys real name. He thought us well about importation and even gave us a starter's guild for free. He has a premium class that you must subscribe to if you want mentorship.

With utmost sincerity, the initial aim of the group was great, he never asked for money from anyone aside the mentorship class which was not compulsory.. Weeks later some members started the business and will always come to the group in case they need some clarifications.

I was just a floor member, I don't ask questions, I don't contribute, neither was I really interested in importation parse.

The aim of the group drifted from a tutorial class to investment when the admin introduced an investment program that can give you an ROI of up to 90% in 30 days in January, 2019. This was what got my attention, but I waited to see how it will turn out for the first set of investors..

The first 30 days came and he paid them all. This was all he needed to convince me that he was legit. He told us he uses the money to import goods and sells them in Abuja. We believed him because he was like a mentor to some of the newbie importers. His strategies were top notch and he looked so real and responsible to be tagged a punter.

Yes Punter... He was a full time punter with importation business as a side hustle.

Nobody knew this until March 2019 when he started giving different excuses as regards why he couldn't meet up with investors payday.

To cut long story short, I was scammed of 100k and the entire group was scammed of over 2 million naira.

Some of the investors that resides in Abuja...got hold of him, and were able to recoup some amount of money by selling a piece of land the guy owns in Nasarawa.

But me wey I dey stay for lag and also very busy... I just leave the idiot to God's hands..

His moniker is finestboi here on nairaland...

I am thinking of uploading his picture here... But i won't do that yet.

*******

Some things will never be understood in it entirety. The system failure not to have what the egg needed was not her excuse, she went round the norm and everything else is history.

Ingenious idea! Superbly executed.

Ah! Which kind thing be this now?

horpeyemmi66:
There's this White garment pastor in my area who has this beat up Mercedes-Benz. The funny thing is anywhere the man's fuel got exhausted he leaves the car there, no matter the place. One time his car stopped in front of my house and he pleaded that my younger brother and I to please come help him push the car up a steep hill. We tried but the car wasn't moving and the crazy man said, "You people are not pushing well o, if demons descended right now they will move this car". I just told my brother leave the car let's go and the man was like, "it's not like that o". Imagine?

Hahaha!

ChoCho54:
Wait till you are grazed and nibbled.

It's all dystopic to me, can't connect, but I sure know that women trash about whenever they're put under tongues.

ChoCho54:
All men have sensitive nipples. Some are just too proud to allow a girl suck it.

I feel like a log when my nips are engaged.

Not all, some please, okay?

sarrki:
Best decision by Mr President in recent times

You mean the lifeless lunatic?

Ishilove:
I'm an old soul in a young body. Old movies, old songs, old architecture, photographs and fashion have always appealed to me in ways contemporary music never has.

Nne I like you. Contemporary noise hasn't swayed you, the bliss that gives content and enriches the soul are all recorded in the songs of times past.

Remix10:
Nigerian govt are feeding on the masses. Godwin help us.


Money Heist S4 will be out tomorrow, Contact me for your Hacked Netflix account, check my siggy, whatsapp only.

When specifically is it dropping?

pocohantas:
They are beautiful!!!

Come add red pant and bra. We die here.

Chai! Destinies will be lost.

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.

I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.

Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.

On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.

I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.

Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?

I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...

Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

Please, quickly withdraw all benefits provided they're not formally signed over to her.


If she ghost you, let her be bold enough to walk away from everything that has to do with you, including financial and other benefits.

pocohantas:
PLS READ CAREFULLY BEFORE APPLYING.




VALID IDs are;
National ID cards
Driver’s Licence
Voter’s Card
International Passport.

For students;
School/Departmental ID cards.
Admission Letters.
Faculty dues receipts.

Jambites;
Jamb results

Corps members;
NYSC ID Card.
Posting letters.
Clearance letters.

Thanks and stay safe.

You always find ways to ride and rise against tides people bet against you.

Very commendable.

softwerk:


Wasted life!

We that cannot find our President have we died?

There's an unveiling scheduled for 7pm today, they said our President will and might (air a pre-recorded VHS tape to us).


But I admire his deep concern for the German people, I wish the Covik 1-9 birus guy can just commit suicide or resign.

Yesterday I was thinking of being the strongest person that I've ever known until I saw some videos and now, this. I'm more than perplexed and shit-scared to my bones.

But, we all should be ready because it's really real.

What is the FG waiting for to close down all schools from Primary to Tertiary?

Schools need to be closed as fast as possible until things cool off.

Ezinwa120:
Ladies stay with your parents oooo or guardians, we are Africans we no be oyibo. This is the singular reason kpekus full Abuja nobody dey marry them except some that stays with their parents

Where for Abuja you grow up? You just dey shout Abuja! Abuja!! up-and-down for here like say life start and end there.

pocohantas:
Don’t mind the OP, he is just being silly. Both him and people who share same ideology. I wonder if they realize a woman is a full INDEPENDENT being and her existence mustn’t always revolve around what pleases a man.

Always looking for how to help us protect our toto. If some of them have their way, they will turn prepaid meter and install themselves in our cervix.

Itibolibo, you mean they've found a way of putting the vagina under lock and key? Wow! That's the best way to move the world forward.

I don't care what any lady does out there, her toto, her mileage, her body count, e no concern me, I try to mind my business, I just know one thing, my children will get the local fowl training, (that is, tying the fowl for some weeks before letting them off the hook). Sensible fowls always know the road back home when it's night time and the owner isn't scared where they got laid 2 thousand times a day, provided it returns.

Ezinwa120:
For 9 years she has been collecting different dic.ks , urs inclusive. Tell her you are travelling for a business trip and you will spend two weeks, appear to her house after two days around 2130 hrs and thank me later.

Funny morning. I opted not to respond to this because I discovered it was shrouded in a higher fear for women, guess what? I stumbled on this post below.

Ezinwa120:
As a man, I can’t marry a girl that stays alone. She must be with her parents, brothers, uncles and aunt. I fear girls that stays alone and pay house rent when they are not students. Me I go collect the kpekus like every other person and walk �‍♀️ �‍♀️

You're scared and fretting out of some insecurities that you created and locked yourself up in. Free your mind and see how things go both ways for everyone.

kaziblake:
Just shut up!
I can’t belived matured men still reason this way or maybe you are still a teenager

This man you quoted is Not Mature. Don't be deceived, a grown man baby has access to Nairaland.

Ezinwa120:
A friend married a girl here in Abuja, her parents stays in Lagos while she stays with her maternal aunt, she works in a federal govt agency, this girl has in her account as of after marriage over 30 million naira, even had a terrace duplex in her name that she rented out, she still stayed in her aunt house till she married. But u see all this prospective olosho with just 33,000 naira allawy or a job of 50k will not allow us hear word. Freedom indeed

I think hers was her choosing to remain with family members, which is not bad.

She understood that she will leave someday but for the time being, she needs to do stuff that well position her for an independent woman life she's envisioned.

pocohantas:
Ahnahn. Calm down na.
Your babe dey live alone?

Yes, she's been living alone for almost 9years now and her worldview is more advanced than whatever this myopic child will ever grasp or understand.

It's more than pathetic to see probably the most obsolete and antiquated form of thinking in one human being, you just have to rebuke and condemn in all entirety to reassure the general public that this level of idiocy is an isolated case manifesting from a remote one-room location.

God knows that this OP is a child, a retard and a nonentity who goes about demanding people's opinions aligns with his, as a sign of revalidation seeking or cyberbullying (when they differ in their opinion). I'm appalled and probably most shamed by this fellow.

A child probably in age, but a child definitely in thinking.